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Xenocide_Knight
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
Korea (South)2625 Posts
January 23 2010 21:02 GMT
#61
surprisingly good read.
Shine[Kal] #1 fan
theobsessed1
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
United States576 Posts
January 23 2010 21:52 GMT
#62
LOL WHAT THE FUCK IS THE ENDING
정명훈 화이팅!~
tonight
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
United States11130 Posts
January 23 2010 23:31 GMT
#63
On January 23 2010 15:12 Warrior Madness wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 23 2010 14:42 {88}iNcontroL wrote:
After going to my physical therapist I stopped at my acupuncturist and asked him if he saw my psychologist who was out at lunch (ironically) with my dermatologist which is fucking STUPID cause my dentist said on facebook that she saw my hot chemist friend talking to my entomologist about how good I am with ladies. I mean, they fly from Brazil and strip for me on conference call but this fucking well established, community contributing hot doctor lady with her own practice isn't interested in a younger hypochondriac male? Blows my mind.

btw I have like 6 mentors and I might have found a new one in this cosmotoligist I spoke with today. He was asian and maybe knew about starcraft but he laughed a lot so I like him. Some day I want to be him.


Can you be my mentor for making sarcastic remarks? Chill is already a mentor so I could have a little braintrust of sarcasm mentors. Then maybe I can make some clever sarcastic remarks on somebody's blog and then blog about how good I am at making sarcastic remarks and then tie it in with starcraft somehow.

I think you just won me over with this.
if I come without a thing, then I come with all I need @tonightsend
Shatter
Profile Joined October 2009
United States1401 Posts
January 23 2010 23:50 GMT
#64
Ending=epic.
TeH_Mentalist
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Korea (South)244 Posts
January 24 2010 00:07 GMT
#65
i'm at a loss for words
Kyuukyuu
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Canada6263 Posts
January 24 2010 00:16 GMT
#66
lmao

PLAYYYGUUUUUUUUU
haduken
Profile Blog Joined April 2003
Australia8267 Posts
January 24 2010 04:29 GMT
#67
So the moral of the story is:

When life is fail, think of Jaedong.
Rillanon.au
il0seonpurpose
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Korea (South)5638 Posts
January 24 2010 05:05 GMT
#68
Your first paragraph seems to be about my blogs, haha

Nice ending though, wow, hahahahahahahaha
St3MoR
Profile Joined November 2002
Spain3256 Posts
January 24 2010 12:01 GMT
#69
hahaha i loved the ending 5/6 for that

PLAGUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Prophet in TL of the Makoto0124 ways
Frits
Profile Joined March 2003
11782 Posts
January 24 2010 14:36 GMT
#70
its funny how being among nerds can make you think you're good with girls like that retard fanatacist

you're not, you're just an average dude among below average people
StorkHwaiting
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States3465 Posts
January 24 2010 18:31 GMT
#71
This was so funny lol. Ending made it all worth it. That and the wine on the puss. Freak nasty girl telling her stories hahaha
QuickStriker
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States3694 Posts
January 24 2010 18:45 GMT
#72
Epic read. I read through the whole thing, it was definitely worth it, especially at the end, hahaha.

Thanks for sharing and mad props! 5/5
www.twitch.tv/KoreanUsher
M-buster
Profile Joined June 2003
Honduras8 Posts
January 24 2010 19:17 GMT
#73
i'll give you a tip for free to get that woman...

show her your dick man.
Malinor
Profile Joined November 2008
Germany4734 Posts
January 24 2010 20:10 GMT
#74
As true as all this is, I have dated dozens of women this year alone


Yeah, January is always a tough month.
"Withstand. Suffer. Live as you must now live. There will, one day, be answer to this." ||| "A life, Jimmy, you know what that is? It's the shit that happens while you're waiting for moments that never come."
ironchef
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
Canada1350 Posts
January 24 2010 20:18 GMT
#75
that was like a messed up version of catcher in the rye.. epic ending
“Because your own strength is unequal to the task, do not assume that it is beyond the powers of man; but if anything is within the powers and province of man, believe that it is within your own compass also.” - Marcus Aurelius
coltrane
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Chile988 Posts
January 24 2010 21:18 GMT
#76
nice ending.
Jävla skit
Warrior Madness
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Canada3791 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-01-24 23:19:44
January 24 2010 23:02 GMT
#77
On January 24 2010 23:36 Frits wrote:
its funny how being among nerds can make you think you're good with girls like that retard fanatacist

you're not, you're just an average dude among below average people


I know it`s pretty gay to keep referring to them as my mentors, but it is what it is. We have a relationship that`s different from a normal, typical friendship. And those guys most certainly are not nerds. lol.

That said, I don`t really know how to feel about JD`s win. I`m not gonna lie, I felt elated when he won despite the circumstances. He denied flash`s inaugeration into bonjwa hood. He had a dominant, record breaking MSL run. And he postured himself into a great position, to take the number 1 spot back from flash during WL. But I feel like I just masturbated to brazillian fart porn.... Sure it felt amazing at the time. I felt relief. I WAS relieved. But now that it`s finished I just feel confused, and dirty, and guity and ashamed.

Thanks for the comments guys!

ETA: I can`t wait to talk to the korean guy after this.... I have another appointment scheduled this week. I wonder what he has to say about KESPA, MBC, the decision, all that juicy stuff.


The Past: Yellow, Julyzerg, Chojja, Savior, GGplay -- The Present: Luxury, Jae- The Future: -Dong, maGma, Zero, Effort, Hoejja, hyvaa, by.hero, calm, Action ---> SC2 (Ret?? Kolll Idra!! SEN, Cool, ZergBong, Leenock)
CynanMachae
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
Canada1459 Posts
January 25 2010 06:30 GMT
#78
lmao great ending
Jang Yoon Chul hwaiting!
JIJIyO
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Canada1957 Posts
January 25 2010 06:41 GMT
#79
So are you and the Korean buddies now? That's an awesome way to make friends. "This is my friend. I met him while talking about starcraft and yelling PLAYGUHHHHHHHHHHH".
KT_Violet
Warrior Madness
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Canada3791 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-01-25 08:02:46
January 25 2010 08:02 GMT
#80
On January 25 2010 15:41 JIJIyO wrote:
So are you and the Korean buddies now? That's an awesome way to make friends. "This is my friend. I met him while talking about starcraft and yelling PLAYGUHHHHHHHHHHH".


Well... That was pretty much the extent of our conversation. I need to figure out something else to say once we both stop yelling at each other. The guy goes to waterloo apparently.
The Past: Yellow, Julyzerg, Chojja, Savior, GGplay -- The Present: Luxury, Jae- The Future: -Dong, maGma, Zero, Effort, Hoejja, hyvaa, by.hero, calm, Action ---> SC2 (Ret?? Kolll Idra!! SEN, Cool, ZergBong, Leenock)
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