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Matoo-
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
Canada1397 Posts
January 15 2010 23:45 GMT
#1
I just arrived in Stockholm. Some stuff I should absolutely do/see there? I'm leaving on sunday evening so that gives me one day and a half. TLnet is crawling with swedes so let's get the suggestions rolling!

I'm currently staying at a boat-hotel called the Mälardrottningen (lol swedish names) anchored on the western side of Gamla Stan. It's pretty cool. :p

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Other than that holy shit Sweden rocks. I spent the last three days working near a town called Hemavan in northwestern Sweden and it was easily among the best-looking places I've ever been to. I've always been a big fan of winter and being there was a blast. I even enjoyed the -27°C in the morning.

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Sweden also instantly cured me of the asian girl fetish. The problem is that the guys are fucking hot as hell too. They're as tall as me or even taller and so much more buff and tanned it's not even funny. While waiting for the luggage to come out there was a guy who looked like the impossible son of Brad Pitt and Johnny Depp. To make things worse he didn't even wear the ugly swedish gray sweatshirt but stupidly cool and fashionable clothes. I felt bad about myself for a minute. I wonder if that's how ugly girls feel like everyday? Thank god I'm male.


Wearing Converse by -20°C
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I think I've lost a few toes


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StarN
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
United States2587 Posts
January 15 2010 23:54 GMT
#2
Awesome blog! 5/5

I like Swedish girls too :3
Retired BW Noob
Patriot.dlk
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
Sweden5462 Posts
January 15 2010 23:54 GMT
#3
Can't really hand out anything useful that's genuinely personal...I've only been to Stockholm about 3-4 times =p

http://beta.stockholmtown.com/en/To-Do/Tips/Stockholm-Top-10/

superjoppe
Profile Joined December 2004
Sweden3685 Posts
January 15 2010 23:58 GMT
#4
Glad to hear you like it!
ArmChairCritic
Profile Joined December 2009
Sweden36 Posts
January 16 2010 00:01 GMT
#5
You can go to the Wasa museum, it's pretty cool, it's a sunken ship from the 17-th century when Sweden was a superpower. The story behind why the ship sunk is quite hilarious and full of fail.
Gamla Stan is quite nice as well.
Konstig Klubb is also a nice club if you like electro music
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aqui
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
Germany1023 Posts
January 16 2010 00:06 GMT
#6
Looks like i gotta go there. I also love winter, the first snow pic looks uberawesome, would be even better with proper boots i guess. The ship-hotel seems also very pimp. I had the opportunity to go to Uppsala for a year for University but i somehow did not do it, what an epic fail.
Captain Mayhem
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Sweden774 Posts
January 16 2010 00:11 GMT
#7
On January 16 2010 08:54 StarN wrote:
Awesome blog! 5/5

I like Swedish girls too :3

Wanna trade a few?
Gravity is just a theory anyway.
IPS.ZeRo
Profile Joined April 2003
Germany1142 Posts
January 16 2010 00:11 GMT
#8
I was there a few weeks ago. Didn't have the time to watch everything, but the wasa museum was pretty cool. Walking distances are not too far if you are in gamla stan, but if you want to visit a lot of places you should get a subway ticket. They got 24/48/72 hour tickes that are not too expensive.
For going out Södermalm is supposed to be good, but we ended up in a club where we didn't like the music at all and as we got out everything around it was already closed
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hifriend
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
China7935 Posts
January 16 2010 00:15 GMT
#9
What sort of things are you looking to do while in stockholm?

im actually also wearing converse here.. just came home from japan and it's really cold as fuck.
Foucault
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Sweden2826 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-01-16 00:16:19
January 16 2010 00:15 GMT
#10
Yeah for going out Södermalm (a big district in Sthlm) is great. Lots of places and many places are quite cheap. There's alot of artsy and young people living there.

Funny, I lived like 100 meters from that boat when I was in Sthlm many years ago. It's definately a very cool city.
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TeH_Mentalist
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Korea (South)244 Posts
January 16 2010 00:22 GMT
#11
<3 swedish girls glad you diversified
Physician *
Profile Blog Joined January 2004
United States4146 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-01-16 00:26:18
January 16 2010 00:25 GMT
#12
On January 16 2010 08:45 Matoo- wrote: Sweden also instantly cured me of the asian girl fetish.


lol.. goes straight into my trivia book.
"I have beheld the births of negative-suns and borne witness to the entropy of entire realities...."
HiOT
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
Sweden1000 Posts
January 16 2010 00:32 GMT
#13
Dude you in Stockholm? Wanna hang out maybe?
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Schnake
Profile Joined September 2003
Germany2819 Posts
January 16 2010 00:45 GMT
#14
Stortorget has a lot of fancy clubs. :D
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zatic
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
Zurich15364 Posts
January 16 2010 00:52 GMT
#15
I used to stay at the boat hotel as well it's very cool. And I love Stockholm what a beautiful city!

Awesome winter pictures too!
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ZeroCartin
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Costa Rica2390 Posts
January 16 2010 01:04 GMT
#16
Where the hell are the girl photos
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_Grazze_
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
834 Posts
January 16 2010 01:21 GMT
#17
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Hittegods
Profile Joined April 2007
Stockholm4641 Posts
January 16 2010 01:31 GMT
#18
Stockholm is indeed a pretty awesome place. And British girls need no help looking ugly =\
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meeple
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
Canada10211 Posts
January 16 2010 02:17 GMT
#19
Sweden looks sweet... I've never been but it'll happen eventually. I love winter so its really beautiful to me.
alffla
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Hong Kong20321 Posts
January 16 2010 03:54 GMT
#20
On January 16 2010 10:21 _Grazze_ wrote:
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why do people hate british girls? i thought many of them were pretty hot
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_Grazze_
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
834 Posts
January 16 2010 17:47 GMT
#21
Hm, I'm from Sweden, currently living in the Aland Islands (belongs to Finland but we speak Swedish). Here we think all british girls are red haired and ugly, dunno why, I've seen many nice looking british girls as well. : - )
Foucault
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Sweden2826 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-01-16 18:01:53
January 16 2010 18:01 GMT
#22
On January 17 2010 02:47 _Grazze_ wrote:
Hm, I'm from Sweden, currently living in the Aland Islands (belongs to Finland but we speak Swedish). Here we think all british girls are red haired and ugly, dunno why, I've seen many nice looking british girls as well. : - )


Hey, do you know a guy called Gustaf Franzén? (Åland isn't that big after all)

If any places are open for visit I would say Sthlm, Malmö, Göteborg, Lund in that order.
I know that deep inside of you there's a humongous set of testicles just waiting to pop out. Let 'em pop bro. //////////////////// AKA JensOfSweden // Lee Yoon Yeol forever.
Matoo-
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
Canada1397 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-01-16 22:40:14
January 16 2010 22:38 GMT
#23
Semi-fail today. I overslept grossly, which wasn't suprising since I was tired as fuck. Showering is overrated so I directly rushed to the boat tour of Stockholm (so cheesy but I love that). I arrived just on time only to find out it was already fully booked. Ugh. I'll try again tomorrow at 11:30 or 13:30. I spent most of the day afterwards walking around and eating random stuff. Stockholm is really small so it's possible to go anywhere just by walking. I somehow managed to get lost a few times though. I ended up at the Vasa museum (holy shit there are museums everywhere and for everything here). There's also a shitton of tourists everywhere, I was really surprised about that.

I'm really tired right now (again) and I want to watch the OSL finals live tomorrow so I'm going to sleep, I'll figure out later what I'll do in the afternoon. :p
diggurd
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Norway346 Posts
January 16 2010 22:55 GMT
#24
Some of you might not know this, but the reason why norway and sweden is filled with s-class women, is because the vikings stole all the good looking ones from our neighbours. This is obviously the same reason to why UK, germany, france etc. is lacking in the good looking genes.
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Klockan3
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
Sweden2866 Posts
January 16 2010 23:03 GMT
#25
Feels like Sweden blogs are common...

Also, please don't steal our women! A hot girl in England is an average girl in Sweden, don't want to swap that...
Shauni
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
4077 Posts
January 16 2010 23:12 GMT
#26
I hate how every topic about Sweden wanders into the predictable stereotype that Swedish women are something special. Is eye-candy really that important for you walking penises?
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_Grazze_
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
834 Posts
January 17 2010 17:57 GMT
#27

Hey, do you know a guy called Gustaf Franzén? (Åland isn't that big after all)


Nope.

Shauni


Yep.
Neobick
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Sweden208 Posts
January 17 2010 18:37 GMT
#28
On January 17 2010 08:12 Shauni wrote:
I hate how every topic about Sweden wanders into the predictable stereotype that Swedish women are something special. Is eye-candy really that important for you walking penises?


People are just shallow and stupid, I have ceased to be suprised. *


Use the force.
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19138 Posts
January 17 2010 20:01 GMT
#29
On January 17 2010 08:12 Shauni wrote:
I hate how every topic about Sweden wanders into the predictable stereotype that Swedish women are something special. Is eye-candy really that important for you walking penises?

Fuck yeah!
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MK
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
United States496 Posts
January 17 2010 21:13 GMT
#30
UK girls are crap.
French said it, must be true.
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CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
January 17 2010 22:53 GMT
#31
On January 17 2010 07:55 diggurd wrote:
Some of you might not know this, but the reason why norway and sweden is filled with s-class women, is because the vikings stole all the good looking ones from our neighbours. This is obviously the same reason to why UK, germany, france etc. is lacking in the good looking genes.

owned
..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
Klockan3
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
Sweden2866 Posts
January 18 2010 00:15 GMT
#32
On January 17 2010 08:12 Shauni wrote:
I hate how every topic about Sweden wanders into the predictable stereotype that Swedish women are something special. Is eye-candy really that important for you walking penises?

Looks do matter, otherwise you could just as well get together with a guy.
Shauni
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
4077 Posts
January 18 2010 09:11 GMT
#33
On January 18 2010 09:15 Klockan3 wrote:
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On January 17 2010 08:12 Shauni wrote:
I hate how every topic about Sweden wanders into the predictable stereotype that Swedish women are something special. Is eye-candy really that important for you walking penises?

Looks do matter, otherwise you could just as well get together with a guy.


Looks do matter, but it's not because men are more ugly that we get 'together with women'. It's because it is painful to have a dick shoved up your ass.

Plus I don't think the stereotype is correct. Good-looking is subjective and if you like slutty and loud blondes who all look the same then yeah, I guess Sweden would be nice.
I'm taking whatever coverage I can get, because frankly, I'm busy working on this million dollar deal at my job. Early retirement is a good thing brotha man. - MessengerASL
Klockan3
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
Sweden2866 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-01-18 11:06:57
January 18 2010 11:03 GMT
#34
On January 18 2010 18:11 Shauni wrote:
Plus I don't think the stereotype is correct. Good-looking is subjective and if you like slutty and loud blondes who all look the same then yeah, I guess Sweden would be nice.

The blondes are just slutty and loud outside of Sweden since there they get uber much attention. Here they are mostly like anyone else since they are nothing special. If you want a friendly, hot and educated blonde then you should come here.

Another reason is that outside of Sweden most blondes aren't blondes. And of course they all look quite the same, it is similar to how all Asians looks quite the same.
On January 18 2010 18:11 Shauni wrote:
Looks do matter, but it's not because men are more ugly that we get 'together with women'. It's because it is painful to have a dick shoved up your ass.

Have you tried it? Otherwise your post have no merit.
ketomai
Profile Joined June 2007
United States2789 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-01-18 11:15:32
January 18 2010 11:11 GMT
#35
On January 18 2010 20:03 Klockan3 wrote:
If you want a friendly, hot and educated blonde then you should come here.


Fortunately, Shauni lives in Sweden so he's not talking out of his ass (no pun intended).
Klockan3
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
Sweden2866 Posts
January 18 2010 11:21 GMT
#36
On January 18 2010 20:11 ketomai wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 18 2010 20:03 Klockan3 wrote:
If you want a friendly, hot and educated blonde then you should come here.


Fortunately, Shauni lives in Sweden so he's not talking out of his ass (no pun intended).

Ah well, doesn't really matter. Looks is important and it turns out that the Hollywood created ideal is quite close to the typical Swedish appearance.

And at least in my opinion getting together with girls just because they have vaginas is even more simple minded than going by looks.
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