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KvkG
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States65 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-01-14 14:06:36
January 14 2010 13:49 GMT
#1
Wow, I didn't think it would be possible to fail on a site with a complete stranger, but I think I managed to do just that... Long story short, I pretty much did the internet equivalent of calling out someone else's name during sex. Scroll down to the bold text if you want to get right to the part:

+ Show Spoiler +
4276 users online

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: 19/m/USA
Stranger: nice
You: And you?
Stranger: 16 f the netherlands
You: Hi, I'm Richard. Nice to meet you __________
You: woops, didn't catch your name, stranger.
Stranger: hahaha you can call me jup
Stranger: so Richard do you have facebook?
You: I do, but I'm not sure I know you well enough to share it yet
Stranger: Oh I really do like that!
You: But, do tell me Jup, is it pronounced Yup or Jup?
You: Sorry if I'm asking a dumb question lol
Stranger: haha no, Jup is a nick name
Stranger: but Jup
You: Are you as cute as your nickname, Jup?
Stranger: I hope haha
You: Mind looking in the mirror? lol
Stranger: Haha think you are nice, Richard
You: Your English is fantastic, Jup. When did you start speaking it?
Stranger: Nooooooooo, you think it's fantastic? It must be a joke!
You: No, of course not
You: I'm serious, a lot of the people from non-english speaking countries can't type as fluently as you
You: Or with proper grammar and spelling
Stranger: No my english teacher say something else haha
Stranger: but well, thanks
Stranger: a lot
You: You sound like an incredibly lively, attractive young woman Jup
Stranger: you sound like a nice handsome gentlemen Richard. Yes a gentlemen haha
You: I'd love to look upon your _____ hair, Jup. I bet you have beautiful hair, though I know not what color it is.
You: May I guess until I get it right?
Stranger: Ofcourse you can, sir Richard.
You: brown?
Stranger: wrong
You: blonde?
Stranger: Yes!
You: I love the nick name you gave me, Lady Jup
Stranger: you're welcome
Stranger: so, sir Richard, you now the color of my hair. But what about your hair?
Stranger: Do you have hair?
You: Yes
You: black as the night sky
Stranger: Ai ai ai. That's quite black
Stranger: And your eyes?
You: a deep hazel, like roasted chestnuts.
Stranger: Like the sound of that.
Stranger: And your clothes? What kind of style do you have? Baggy? Sir Richard?
You: Oh, no, but nothing too fancy either. A pair of nice khaki pants, a blue flannel jacket, with a thin white undershirt
Stranger: Hm, I think I can imagine
You: I'm afraid I wear a pair of glasses for reading purposes, though. They're tiny though, barely visible if you don't look for them. I hope that doesn't turn you away, Jup.
Stranger: Hm no, don't think so
You: Your hair looks absolutely stunning to me Jup - a graceful shade of blonde, that glistens brightly in the sunlight. Does my imagination live up to reality?
Stranger: It's like you're describing a picture
Stranger: hahaha
You: Well, you're more than a mere picture aren't you, Lady Jup?
Stranger: In any case
You: I'd like very much to be able to run my hands through your hair, Lady Jup. It would feel so soft and free as it runs through my nimble fingers, delicately curling as I embrace the softness of your hair. Oh, my lady! Your beautiful blonde hair would feel so nice in my hands, its delicate strands tickling my fingers as I lightly caress them. And I'm almost certain you are beautiful than your hair...
Stranger: Oh, I like it when you do that
Stranger: lovely Sir Richard
You: I just want you to feel special my dear Lady Mia, like the unique little snowflake you are.
You: I mean Jup

Stranger: Haha it's nice to see that you
Stranger: are saying it to another special little snowflake
Stranger: named Lady Mia
You: Oh do forgive me Jup, your beauty far outshines that of any other phenomenon, real or imagined, I've yet witnessed.
Stranger: I'm really sorry Sir Richard, but I hope it won't upset you when I disconnect you
You: Oh my fair lady, you're breaking my heart
Stranger: hahahahahahahahahaha say hi to Lady Mia from me
You: Lady Mia is my girlfriend in real life, but on here, I want you.
Stranger: Want you too, Sir Richard. But I think it's impossible, it wouldn't be fair to Lady Mia
You: You're right, of course. I do still love you though, just as the special person you are, not as a lover.
You: We can still be friends, right?
Stranger: Yes we can, like Obama says
Stranger: haha
You: Well, good lady, if you ever need a friendly chat, you can contact me at rich3542@gmail.com
You: I'll be riding off now
You: HYAAAAA HYAAAAH
You: RIDE LIKE THE WIND!
Stranger: hahahahahahahahaha
Stranger: it's nice to know that you will ride like the wind
Stranger: bye sir Richard
Stranger: it was nice to meet you
You: au revoir
You have disconnected.
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DoX.)
Profile Joined December 2008
Singapore6164 Posts
January 14 2010 13:51 GMT
#2
LOL
Lady Mia ftw
Athos
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States2484 Posts
January 14 2010 14:08 GMT
#3
Hawt
Not_A_Notion
Profile Joined May 2009
Ireland441 Posts
January 14 2010 14:11 GMT
#4
Well I nearly puked 3 times
but it was worth it in the end haha
A worrying lack of anvils
Terranlisk
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Singapore1404 Posts
January 14 2010 14:11 GMT
#5
twas a guy
aka myheronoob
ktp
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
United States797 Posts
January 14 2010 14:13 GMT
#6
I think that was a man also
Piste
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
6175 Posts
January 14 2010 14:27 GMT
#7
On January 14 2010 23:13 ktp wrote:
I think that was a man also

Zurles
Profile Joined February 2009
United Kingdom1659 Posts
January 14 2010 14:39 GMT
#8
obviously a man.
tirentu
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
Canada1257 Posts
January 14 2010 14:40 GMT
#9
That was very funny
exalted
Profile Blog Joined March 2004
United States3612 Posts
January 14 2010 14:55 GMT
#10
awkward, but smiled a little in the end

i knight thee, sir richard
too easy
exalted
Profile Blog Joined March 2004
United States3612 Posts
January 14 2010 14:56 GMT
#11
You: I just want you to feel special my dear Lady Mia, like the unique little snowflake you are.
You: I mean Jup

rofllll how fast was it before she responded?
too easy
Alethios
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
New Zealand2765 Posts
January 14 2010 15:08 GMT
#12
Oh dear. Nice going
When you arise in the morning, think of what a precious privilege it is to be alive - to breathe, to think, to enjoy, to love.
Equinox_kr
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
United States7395 Posts
January 14 2010 15:14 GMT
#13
HAHAHA oops!

At least when you hit on a chick in RL you can try to play it off but online ... ouch.
^-^
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24670 Posts
January 14 2010 15:24 GMT
#14
I can't believe you are two timing her. You've known her for like 3 whole minutes.
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
CrimsonLotus
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Colombia1123 Posts
January 14 2010 15:30 GMT
#15
LOL... That was so awkward, you just met her, keep the weird stuff for later.
444 444 444 444
h3r1n6
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
Iceland2039 Posts
January 14 2010 15:36 GMT
#16
Thats not how omegle works, you just lost. Here you can use my bo, got me the win in less than 15 seconds.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: hi
Stranger: m/f?
You: both
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


MiniRoman
Profile Blog Joined September 2003
Canada3953 Posts
January 14 2010 15:40 GMT
#17
obviously obviously a man. You both talk like you want to cyber other guys, sup with that
Nak Allstar.
Nal_rAwr
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States2611 Posts
January 14 2010 15:41 GMT
#18
hahahaha nice
Nony is Bonjwa
thoraxe
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
United States1449 Posts
January 14 2010 15:59 GMT
#19
If you knew Spanish KvkG this problem could have easily been avoided. Instead of saying "I mean Jup", you should have informed her/him that in Spanish saying Lady Mia means that she is truly yours only.
Obama singing "Kick Ass" Song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yghFBt-fXmw&feature=player_embedde
BanZu
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States3329 Posts
January 14 2010 16:00 GMT
#20
WHAT THE FU?
Sun Tzu once said, "Defiler becomes useless at the presences of a vessel."
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