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SirJolt
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
the Dagon Knight4012 Posts
January 13 2010 23:43 GMT
#1
Next time you’re near me, you should be able to tell what the season is by means of a simple barometer. First, one need simply offer me a cup of tea, or other tasty beverage. Then, convince me that for one reason or another I should be the one who makes or retrieves that beverage.

Direct me to your cupboards and fridge, allowing me to retrieve all of the necessary components on my own.

If I return as in figure 1 it is not Christmas and you don’t need to panic.

[image loading]

This is my favourite mug, I drink from it all the time, even though it's too small for tea really.

If, however, I return to you as in figure 2 you would do well to have already begun shopping.

[image loading]

I don't even make a decision, I just end up drinking from this one during the wintertime...

Due to budget cuts, that completes today’s blog post. If I’ve been paid tomorrow and am feeling suitably invigorated I’ll try to get something a little more substantial up for you guys

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thopol
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
Japan4560 Posts
January 13 2010 23:45 GMT
#2
That first pic is pretty funny. I like your mug. Also the cup.
Chef
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
10810 Posts
January 13 2010 23:47 GMT
#3
It looks like I could scrap the tea thing and just look at your sweater for free.
LEGEND!! LEGEND!!
SirGlinG
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
Sweden933 Posts
January 13 2010 23:49 GMT
#4
What's the story behind the cow mug? Perhaps it even deserves it's own blogpost?
Not my chair. Not my problem. That's what I say
mucker
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
United States1120 Posts
January 13 2010 23:55 GMT
#5
damn budget cuts
It's supposed to be automatic but actually you have to press this button.
esla_sol
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
United States756 Posts
January 13 2010 23:58 GMT
#6
5/5
SirJolt
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
the Dagon Knight4012 Posts
January 14 2010 00:21 GMT
#7
On January 14 2010 08:47 Chef wrote:
It looks like I could scrap the tea thing and just look at your sweater for free.


My business model is RUINED! D:
Moderator@SirJolt
BuGzlToOnl
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
United States5918 Posts
January 14 2010 00:39 GMT
#8
Is this the face ok OakHill?

I miss him anyone know his aka?
If you want to make God laugh, tell Him your plans.
Spenguin
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
Australia3316 Posts
January 14 2010 02:52 GMT
#9
On January 14 2010 09:39 BuGzlToOnl wrote:
Is this the face ok OakHill?

I miss him anyone know his aka?


I think that was banned.
< TeamLiquid CJ Entusman #46 > I came for the Brood War, I stayed for the people.
AcrossFiveJulys
Profile Blog Joined September 2005
United States3612 Posts
January 14 2010 03:29 GMT
#10
I've thought of this idea before. However, in my tests all I had in my cupboard was red mugs with white reindeer. For several weeks, I attempted to ascertain the date through your method and was panicked on a daily basis by the thought that I'd yet to begin my christmas shopping. Only after spending thousands of dollars on unnecessary christmas presents over this time did I realize that there is a flaw in this idea. Just thought you might appreciate this insight before you take it to market.
SirJolt
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
the Dagon Knight4012 Posts
January 14 2010 18:02 GMT
#11
Ah... y'see, I had worried about the state that such a malfunction might well come back to bite me. As such, I've stocked up on a plurality of mugs.

Unfortunately, I hadn't put enough faith in the mug-calendar, and when I saw that there was still a Christmas tree in a nearby shop assumed that I had simply missed the obvious signs. I immediately bought a plurality of gifts.

It is, I'm told, not going to be Christmas again for a while.
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