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Why THIS Twilight book must be made into a movie - Page 2

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Not_A_Notion
Profile Joined May 2009
Ireland441 Posts
December 02 2009 16:38 GMT
#21
Yes, that sex scene must be made, guess they never thought of her on top...
Although I'm sure that's just me being silly.
A worrying lack of anvils
Spenguin
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
Australia3316 Posts
December 02 2009 16:43 GMT
#22
I would definitely pay to see that movie.
< TeamLiquid CJ Entusman #46 > I came for the Brood War, I stayed for the people.
Comeh
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States18918 Posts
December 02 2009 16:46 GMT
#23
Oh...my...dear...lord.
O.o
Oh, our poor future generations that will deal with this.
However, this sounds like it could be the most ridiculous piece of shit EVER.
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meeple
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
Canada10211 Posts
December 02 2009 16:51 GMT
#24
I'm really curious to see how he knocks her out and wrecks the headboard... sounds like a ride
Athos
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States2484 Posts
December 02 2009 16:56 GMT
#25
Even my sister thought breaking dawn was a piece of shit.

I didn't know it was this bad though, haha.
spec. opps
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States127 Posts
December 02 2009 17:04 GMT
#26
hahaha oh wow that sounds hilarious movie will probobly ruin it though get rid of that comedy gold
time is the biggest difference that can be made
BloodDrunK
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Bangladesh2767 Posts
December 02 2009 17:07 GMT
#27
i hate the twilight series.everywhere i go i always hear girls babbling about it like us TLers talk about starcraft.but it's not even interesting to me.i mean it's a story about biting people in the neck and all on a sudden it's a smash hit.i mean wtf.
You have the power to create your own destiny.
Guilford
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
Australia290 Posts
December 02 2009 17:13 GMT
#28
I can't stand the vampires in Twilight. It just has the most ridiculous vampires ever lol
Being forgotten is worse than death.
Mischy
Profile Joined May 2008
United States179 Posts
December 02 2009 17:13 GMT
#29
If there were one thing in the modern world that could reverse all the respect gained by the female side of humanity in the past 100 years, it is surely Twilight.

From the paper-thin characters to the worse-than-cliche storyline, this barren wasteland of a series has done to books what WoW has done to video games. But, all that being said, the storyline in the OP looks so unbelievably, epically fail; I am also waiting to see how they can turn this into another porn-for-14-year-olds chick flick. They'll probably replace every instance of rough sex, mouth-to-belly cesarians and paedophilia with 'Edward kisses Bella for 10 minutes'.
koreasilver
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
9109 Posts
December 02 2009 17:17 GMT
#30
Hit me Edward!

Let me fix you!

Hit me Edward!

I love you!

Hit me Edward!
DivinO
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States4796 Posts
December 02 2009 17:21 GMT
#31
So good. Has to be filmed.
LiquipediaBrain in my filth.
Chef
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
10810 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-12-02 17:25:07
December 02 2009 17:23 GMT
#32
Oh common. Twilight got popular, but there's plenty of dumb things marketed towards young girls who can't keep their libido in check. The only thing regrettable about the series is that they've turned vampires into boy bands, which makes it difficulty for any other vampire related fiction to have legitimacy (everyone will just roll their eyes and think 'great, more twilight ').

edit:Smilie code is really obnoxious sometimes.
LEGEND!! LEGEND!!
meegrean
Profile Joined May 2008
Thailand7699 Posts
December 02 2009 17:40 GMT
#33
heh, maybe it should have stopped at the first book.
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EtherealDeath
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States8366 Posts
December 02 2009 17:54 GMT
#34
what...the......
Gryffindor_us
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
United States5606 Posts
December 02 2009 17:54 GMT
#35
LOL they should get Tarantino to direct that.
Remember 11-12-04. 이윤열 ~. |||| ZerO, IriS, JangBi, Stork, BackHo! Mah Jae Yoon is no longer a feared entity.
keepITup
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
251 Posts
December 02 2009 18:27 GMT
#36
On December 03 2009 02:13 Mischy wrote:
If there were one thing in the modern world that could reverse all the respect gained by the female side of humanity in the past 100 years, it is surely Twilight.

From the paper-thin characters to the worse-than-cliche storyline, this barren wasteland of a series has done to books what WoW has done to video games. But, all that being said, the storyline in the OP looks so unbelievably, epically fail; I am also waiting to see how they can turn this into another porn-for-14-year-olds chick flick. They'll probably replace every instance of rough sex, mouth-to-belly cesarians and paedophilia with 'Edward kisses Bella for 10 minutes'.


What has WoW done to videogames besides adding another great MMO to the industry?
Comeh
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States18918 Posts
December 02 2009 19:05 GMT
#37
On December 03 2009 03:27 keepITup wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 03 2009 02:13 Mischy wrote:
If there were one thing in the modern world that could reverse all the respect gained by the female side of humanity in the past 100 years, it is surely Twilight.

From the paper-thin characters to the worse-than-cliche storyline, this barren wasteland of a series has done to books what WoW has done to video games. But, all that being said, the storyline in the OP looks so unbelievably, epically fail; I am also waiting to see how they can turn this into another porn-for-14-year-olds chick flick. They'll probably replace every instance of rough sex, mouth-to-belly cesarians and paedophilia with 'Edward kisses Bella for 10 minutes'.


What has WoW done to videogames besides adding another great MMO to the industry?

I think he's referring to what WoW has done to people. For example, normal popular boy Joe goes into hiding for months and becomes more pale than a ghost. Friends find out about Joe playing a video game called WoW. Videogames = WoW = desocialization. Or something like that
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rinoh
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States335 Posts
December 02 2009 19:39 GMT
#38
More detailed description from Twilight Wiki

Bella goes into labor approximately a month after the honeymoon. The hard placenta that surrounds the child cracks; Bella begins vomiting blood. The child breaks free and Bella is very near death. Edward delivers the baby, a girl, and begins to transform Bella into a vampire. He injects his venom into her heart and bites her in several places. Jacob and Edward perform CPR to try to keep Bella's heart beating while the venom transforms her. Eventually Jacob comes to believe that Bella is dead, and is viciously sent away by Edward. Driven mad with rage over Bella's supposed death, Jacob goes to find and kill the baby whom he holds responsible. He finds her in Rosalie's arms, but before he can attack, the baby looks him directly in the face. Jacob sees that the baby's eyes are exactly the same shade of brown as Bella's. Jacob suddenly feels everything attaching him to the world breaking apart, leaving only a caring for Renesmee (the baby) holding him to life. Jacob has imprinted on Renesmee.
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IntoTheWow
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
is awesome32274 Posts
December 02 2009 19:40 GMT
#39
On December 03 2009 01:29 ShoCkeyy wrote:
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On December 03 2009 01:13 IntoTheWow wrote:
Wouldn't the vampire die if he goes snorkeling?


Actually they swim in these series ._. I've watched the movies because of my girlfriend, lol I just told my gf about this and she was like, "nooo that's not what happens" getting mad at me because I found out what happens before I even saw it, hahaha...



I'm pretty sure Vampires get burned by water and by sunlight. So a day at the beach = gg.
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Profile Blog Joined September 2006
United States3573 Posts
December 02 2009 19:44 GMT
#40
Yea, the falling in love with a baby is some weird shit.
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