Why THIS Twilight book must be made into a movie - Page 2

On December 03 2009 02:13 Mischy wrote:
If there were one thing in the modern world that could reverse all the respect gained by the female side of humanity in the past 100 years, it is surely Twilight.

From the paper-thin characters to the worse-than-cliche storyline, this barren wasteland of a series has done to books what WoW has done to video games. But, all that being said, the storyline in the OP looks so unbelievably, epically fail; I am also waiting to see how they can turn this into another porn-for-14-year-olds chick flick. They'll probably replace every instance of rough sex, mouth-to-belly cesarians and paedophilia with 'Edward kisses Bella for 10 minutes'.

On December 03 2009 03:27 keepITup wrote:


What has WoW done to videogames besides adding another great MMO to the industry?

Bella goes into labor approximately a month after the honeymoon. The hard placenta that surrounds the child cracks; Bella begins vomiting blood. The child breaks free and Bella is very near death. Edward delivers the baby, a girl, and begins to transform Bella into a vampire. He injects his venom into her heart and bites her in several places. Jacob and Edward perform CPR to try to keep Bella's heart beating while the venom transforms her. Eventually Jacob comes to believe that Bella is dead, and is viciously sent away by Edward. Driven mad with rage over Bella's supposed death, Jacob goes to find and kill the baby whom he holds responsible. He finds her in Rosalie's arms, but before he can attack, the baby looks him directly in the face. Jacob sees that the baby's eyes are exactly the same shade of brown as Bella's. Jacob suddenly feels everything attaching him to the world breaking apart, leaving only a caring for Renesmee (the baby) holding him to life. Jacob has imprinted on Renesmee.

On December 03 2009 01:29 ShoCkeyy wrote:


Actually they swim in these series ._. I've watched the movies because of my girlfriend, lol I just told my gf about this and she was like, "nooo that's not what happens" getting mad at me because I found out what happens before I even saw it, hahaha...