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kdog3683
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
United States916 Posts
November 21 2009 21:33 GMT
#1
It's really hard to find a mix of a really nice fun girl who makes you feel warm, that is also very slutty.

The really fun girl can be your friend and you can share deep emotional sentimentality. She's not there just to fuck you.

On the other hand, the slut will satisfy primal male instinct.

Why can't girls have both

*
Multiply your efforts.
Athos
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States2484 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-11-21 21:36:05
November 21 2009 21:35 GMT
#2
That reminds me of that south park episode where Satan had to choose between Chris and Saddam Hussein.....yeah

HwangjaeTerran
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Finland5967 Posts
November 21 2009 21:37 GMT
#3
deliema ?

it´s an STD right?
https://steamcommunity.com/id/*tlusernamehere*/
YPang
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
United States4024 Posts
November 21 2009 21:40 GMT
#4
u gotta pin them down with your penis first, then talk to them about any issuse. Of course if ur penis is your issue then nothing would work.
sMi.Gladstone | BW: B high| SC2: gold T_T
Butigroove
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Seychelles2061 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-11-21 21:41:37
November 21 2009 21:41 GMT
#5
Yeah thats why there are more than one of them.

:O
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Xusneb
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
Canada612 Posts
November 21 2009 21:48 GMT
#6
I got deliema once - it took ages to get the symptoms under control.
If you want to be happy, be. - Leo Tolstoy
perfectteeth
Profile Joined November 2009
United States30 Posts
November 21 2009 21:49 GMT
#7
u cant be cheating forever
mucker
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
United States1120 Posts
November 21 2009 21:52 GMT
#8
On November 22 2009 06:33 kdog3683 wrote:


Why can't girls have both


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It's supposed to be automatic but actually you have to press this button.
CrimsonLotus
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Colombia1123 Posts
November 21 2009 21:53 GMT
#9
My girlfriend is both...

She's by far my best friend and a really respectable girl but at the same time she is a real pervert ; D.

But there are other problems, so i guess nothing and no one is really perfect, if you gain something you tend to lose something else.
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DeathSpank
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
United States1029 Posts
November 21 2009 21:56 GMT
#10
girls love to get it on...you just need to know how to make your approach
yes.
Binky1842
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
United States2599 Posts
November 21 2009 22:02 GMT
#11
On November 22 2009 06:56 DeathSpank wrote:
girls love to get it on...you just need to know how to make your approach

vodka. found this out years ago
"The zoo could not confirm that Binky was the attacker, but only Binky had blood on his face following the incident"
sky_slasher
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States328 Posts
November 21 2009 22:12 GMT
#12
On November 22 2009 06:52 mucker wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 22 2009 06:33 kdog3683 wrote:


Why can't girls have both


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hahaha the chart made me laugh so hard...
Pokebunny
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States10654 Posts
November 21 2009 22:15 GMT
#13
On November 22 2009 06:52 mucker wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 22 2009 06:33 kdog3683 wrote:


Why can't girls have both


[image loading]


Nice. hahaha
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Kuja900
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States3564 Posts
November 21 2009 22:34 GMT
#14
Please post more amazing charts like this lol
OMG you nasty gurl
PH
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States6173 Posts
November 21 2009 22:38 GMT
#15
DILEMMA.

D-I-L-E-M-M-A.

But I totally understand what you're talking about. ):
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oatboy
Profile Joined December 2008
United States198 Posts
November 21 2009 22:44 GMT
#16
There are plenty of nice girls who will have sex with you. There are 3 billion women on the planet, you're probably not looking very hard.
Warrior Madness
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Canada3791 Posts
November 21 2009 22:45 GMT
#17
kdog, you're either doing the wrong things or looking in the wrong places then. I think guy or girl, everyone craves for the same things, fun, trust and SEX. Too many nice guys prejudge girls. They assume that just because they're nice, or fun, or smart that they want nothing to do with sex. This can't be more wrong-er.
The Past: Yellow, Julyzerg, Chojja, Savior, GGplay -- The Present: Luxury, Jae- The Future: -Dong, maGma, Zero, Effort, Hoejja, hyvaa, by.hero, calm, Action ---> SC2 (Ret?? Kolll Idra!! SEN, Cool, ZergBong, Leenock)
Pholon
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Netherlands6142 Posts
November 21 2009 23:03 GMT
#18
That's a nice name for a girl.
Moderator@TLPholon // "I need a third hand to facepalm right now"
Mastermind
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Canada7096 Posts
November 21 2009 23:12 GMT
#19
On November 22 2009 06:33 kdog3683 wrote:
It's really hard to find a mix of a really nice fun girl who makes you feel warm, that is also very slutty.

The really fun girl can be your friend and you can share deep emotional sentimentality. She's not there just to fuck you.

On the other hand, the slut will satisfy primal male instinct.

Why can't girls have both

Why would you want your girlfriend to be a slut? I dont like sharing women with other men.

Nice sweet girls love to fuck too. You must just not be meeting the right women.
Freyr
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
United States500 Posts
November 21 2009 23:34 GMT
#20
On November 22 2009 06:37 HwangjaeTerran wrote:
deliema ?

it´s an STD right?


Oh no, you are mistaking it for dilemia, which is raging through US college campuses this year.
decafchicken
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United States20068 Posts
November 21 2009 23:40 GMT
#21
I mean my gf loves sex as much as the next girl, but i wouldn't say she's a freak in the sheets or anything. I think he's looking for a nice combination of a girl you can be happy dating and present in public that totally lets loose in the bedroom. Rare combo imo
how reasonable is it to eat off wood instead of your tummy?
wok
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States504 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-11-21 23:43:40
November 21 2009 23:40 GMT
#22
I wish I had a girlfriend! The woman you describe seems very nice indeed. It would be very intimidating to approach such a woman though.
I'll race you to defeatism... you win.
Loanshark
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
China3094 Posts
November 22 2009 00:15 GMT
#23
Wow what a deliema!!
No dough, no go. And no mercy.
NeVeR
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
1352 Posts
November 22 2009 00:22 GMT
#24
IMO girls that are very lustful are more likely to cheat, or at least more likely to have a desire to. I'm pretty sure most guys would never want their girlfriend to have even the slightest thought of having another guy's dick inside her, which is why sexually conservative girls are better for serious relationships or marriage.
kdog3683
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
United States916 Posts
November 23 2009 04:54 GMT
#25
On November 22 2009 09:22 NeVeR wrote:
IMO girls that are very lustful are more likely to cheat, or at least more likely to have a desire to. I'm pretty sure most guys would never want their girlfriend to have even the slightest thought of having another guy's dick inside her, which is why sexually conservative girls are better for serious relationships or marriage.


Most college guy's aren't looking for that serious a relationship though.
Multiply your efforts.
TwoStep
Profile Joined January 2009
United States294 Posts
November 23 2009 06:05 GMT
#26
All girls...are perverts.
Arf
Zapdos_Smithh
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
Canada2620 Posts
November 23 2009 06:27 GMT
#27
On November 22 2009 08:12 Mastermind wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 22 2009 06:33 kdog3683 wrote:
It's really hard to find a mix of a really nice fun girl who makes you feel warm, that is also very slutty.

The really fun girl can be your friend and you can share deep emotional sentimentality. She's not there just to fuck you.

On the other hand, the slut will satisfy primal male instinct.

Why can't girls have both

Why would you want your girlfriend to be a slut? I dont like sharing women with other men.

Nice sweet girls love to fuck too. You must just not be meeting the right women.


Yeah I noticed that as well. Pretty sure kdog just doesn't know what a slut is/implies, or thinks slut = a sexy girl (sexist ftl).
koreasilver
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
9109 Posts
November 23 2009 06:46 GMT
#28
lol.
Kenpachi
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States9908 Posts
November 23 2009 06:50 GMT
#29
find a DT and become a Dark Archon and research Mind Controling and make a girl understand your feelings and be slutty.
Nada's body is South Korea's greatest weapon.
koreasilver
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
9109 Posts
November 23 2009 06:54 GMT
#30
Man, I've got a deliema too.

I can't stop myself from clicking kdog's threads.
JFKWT
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
Singapore1442 Posts
November 23 2009 07:14 GMT
#31
On November 23 2009 15:50 Kenpachi wrote:
find a DT and become a Dark Archon and research Mind Controling and make a girl understand your feelings and be slutty.

well u gotta be a gay DT yourself O_o
The calm before the storm / "loli is not a crime, but meganekko is the way to go!"
Rainbow
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States249 Posts
November 23 2009 07:55 GMT
#32
On November 23 2009 15:05 TwoStep wrote:
All girls...are perverts.

True. Some are just more open with it.
Ao_Jun
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Denmark396 Posts
November 23 2009 09:47 GMT
#33
On November 22 2009 07:02 Binky1842 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 22 2009 06:56 DeathSpank wrote:
girls love to get it on...you just need to know how to make your approach

vodka. Chloroform. found this out years ago


fixd?
you are one of the least benigtedly unintelligent organic life forms it has been my profound lack of pleasure not to be able to avoid meeting.
Cloud
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Sexico5880 Posts
November 23 2009 12:24 GMT
#34
Use a pet for your sentimentality or a prostitute for your needs, works for me. And they're both cheaper than the alternative.
BlueLaguna on West, msg for game.
Kim_Hyun_Han
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
706 Posts
November 23 2009 16:12 GMT
#35
how old are u?
GHOSTCLAW
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States17042 Posts
November 23 2009 16:27 GMT
#36
That chart is amazing.
PhotographerLiquipedia. Drop me a pm if you've got questions/need help.
beetlelisk
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
Poland2276 Posts
November 23 2009 18:19 GMT
#37
On November 10 2009 18:03 uNcontroLable wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 10 2009 01:00 Hypnosis wrote:
On October 10 2009 10:02 uNcontroLable wrote:
On October 10 2009 09:56 {88}iNcontroL wrote:
THis will be interesting heh.


Your mom was interesting last night.


Is your mom hot?

WIll you be a hot mom?

real question: What do you think about girl help threads on teamliquid and how would you rate them on the pathetic D- loser nerd scale from 1-10; 1 being "jacks off 10 times a day" and 10 being "rarely browses TL and is a pimp"

thank you


Actually, my mom is pretty hot, or so I've been told. I look a lot like her.

I hope I will be a hot mom. Geoff says outlook is good.



The best way to describe my feelings about girl help threads on TL is just to say that they often exhaust me. I sometimes stay away from posting in them because either a) I get tired of guys asking the same common sense questions, looking for an easier way to get laid than actually having to care about the girl and put some work in, or b) There is too much bad advice for me to adequately respond to.

All in all, I really love to provide a woman's perspective on things when it will help, I guess I just feel like there aren't enough guys out there who are really looking for that perspective when they make these threads. It's more often "how can I get this girl" than it is "what can I do to make this girl's day," or, "what are some creative ideas of nice things I can do for this girl to get her to notice me, here is what she is like..." You know? I yearn for topics that show the guy has at least put some thought in and has some understanding of women as human beings. I think online forums are a great place to get opinions and ideas...but asking general questions about all women from thousands of guys and then applying those ideas to a specific woman in a particular situation is, in my opinion, as futile as it is... well... typical.
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