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kdog3683
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
United States916 Posts
November 21 2009 21:33 GMT
#1
It's really hard to find a mix of a really nice fun girl who makes you feel warm, that is also very slutty.

The really fun girl can be your friend and you can share deep emotional sentimentality. She's not there just to fuck you.

On the other hand, the slut will satisfy primal male instinct.

Why can't girls have both

*
Multiply your efforts.
Athos
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States2484 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-11-21 21:36:05
November 21 2009 21:35 GMT
#2
That reminds me of that south park episode where Satan had to choose between Chris and Saddam Hussein.....yeah

HwangjaeTerran
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Finland5967 Posts
November 21 2009 21:37 GMT
#3
deliema ?

it´s an STD right?
https://steamcommunity.com/id/*tlusernamehere*/
YPang
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
United States4024 Posts
November 21 2009 21:40 GMT
#4
u gotta pin them down with your penis first, then talk to them about any issuse. Of course if ur penis is your issue then nothing would work.
sMi.Gladstone | BW: B high| SC2: gold T_T
Butigroove
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Seychelles2061 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-11-21 21:41:37
November 21 2009 21:41 GMT
#5
Yeah thats why there are more than one of them.

:O
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Xusneb
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
Canada612 Posts
November 21 2009 21:48 GMT
#6
I got deliema once - it took ages to get the symptoms under control.
If you want to be happy, be. - Leo Tolstoy
perfectteeth
Profile Joined November 2009
United States30 Posts
November 21 2009 21:49 GMT
#7
u cant be cheating forever
mucker
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
United States1120 Posts
November 21 2009 21:52 GMT
#8
On November 22 2009 06:33 kdog3683 wrote:


Why can't girls have both


[image loading]
It's supposed to be automatic but actually you have to press this button.
CrimsonLotus
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Colombia1123 Posts
November 21 2009 21:53 GMT
#9
My girlfriend is both...

She's by far my best friend and a really respectable girl but at the same time she is a real pervert ; D.

But there are other problems, so i guess nothing and no one is really perfect, if you gain something you tend to lose something else.
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DeathSpank
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
United States1029 Posts
November 21 2009 21:56 GMT
#10
girls love to get it on...you just need to know how to make your approach
yes.
Binky1842
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
United States2599 Posts
November 21 2009 22:02 GMT
#11
On November 22 2009 06:56 DeathSpank wrote:
girls love to get it on...you just need to know how to make your approach

vodka. found this out years ago
"The zoo could not confirm that Binky was the attacker, but only Binky had blood on his face following the incident"
sky_slasher
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States328 Posts
November 21 2009 22:12 GMT
#12
On November 22 2009 06:52 mucker wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 22 2009 06:33 kdog3683 wrote:


Why can't girls have both


[image loading]


hahaha the chart made me laugh so hard...
Pokebunny
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States10654 Posts
November 21 2009 22:15 GMT
#13
On November 22 2009 06:52 mucker wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 22 2009 06:33 kdog3683 wrote:


Why can't girls have both


[image loading]


Nice. hahaha
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Kuja900
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States3564 Posts
November 21 2009 22:34 GMT
#14
Please post more amazing charts like this lol
OMG you nasty gurl
PH
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States6173 Posts
November 21 2009 22:38 GMT
#15
DILEMMA.

D-I-L-E-M-M-A.

But I totally understand what you're talking about. ):
Hello
oatboy
Profile Joined December 2008
United States198 Posts
November 21 2009 22:44 GMT
#16
There are plenty of nice girls who will have sex with you. There are 3 billion women on the planet, you're probably not looking very hard.
Warrior Madness
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Canada3791 Posts
November 21 2009 22:45 GMT
#17
kdog, you're either doing the wrong things or looking in the wrong places then. I think guy or girl, everyone craves for the same things, fun, trust and SEX. Too many nice guys prejudge girls. They assume that just because they're nice, or fun, or smart that they want nothing to do with sex. This can't be more wrong-er.
The Past: Yellow, Julyzerg, Chojja, Savior, GGplay -- The Present: Luxury, Jae- The Future: -Dong, maGma, Zero, Effort, Hoejja, hyvaa, by.hero, calm, Action ---> SC2 (Ret?? Kolll Idra!! SEN, Cool, ZergBong, Leenock)
Pholon
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Netherlands6142 Posts
November 21 2009 23:03 GMT
#18
That's a nice name for a girl.
Moderator@TLPholon // "I need a third hand to facepalm right now"
Mastermind
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Canada7096 Posts
November 21 2009 23:12 GMT
#19
On November 22 2009 06:33 kdog3683 wrote:
It's really hard to find a mix of a really nice fun girl who makes you feel warm, that is also very slutty.

The really fun girl can be your friend and you can share deep emotional sentimentality. She's not there just to fuck you.

On the other hand, the slut will satisfy primal male instinct.

Why can't girls have both

Why would you want your girlfriend to be a slut? I dont like sharing women with other men.

Nice sweet girls love to fuck too. You must just not be meeting the right women.
Freyr
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
United States500 Posts
November 21 2009 23:34 GMT
#20
On November 22 2009 06:37 HwangjaeTerran wrote:
deliema ?

it´s an STD right?


Oh no, you are mistaking it for dilemia, which is raging through US college campuses this year.
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