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Profile Blog Joined April 2007
United States482 Posts
November 09 2009 02:55 GMT
#41
On November 09 2009 11:50 talismania wrote:
ask her out for a cup of coffee sometime


I was writing exactly that, but then I looked up... Anyways, that's a great idea! Honestly, it makes you sound extremely dumb because... you're at a coffee shop, but if she has as sense of humor, she'll understand that you're just trying to be a little witty with your first move. If she frowns and walks away, time to move on.
Wr3k
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Canada2533 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-11-09 02:59:51
November 09 2009 02:56 GMT
#42
Practice impersonating Christopher Walken until you sound exactly like him.
KissBlade
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
United States5718 Posts
November 09 2009 03:08 GMT
#43
Just talk to her when there's no line. It's not hard as long as you don't act like a nervous retard.
dcberkeley
Profile Joined July 2009
Canada844 Posts
November 09 2009 04:01 GMT
#44
i recommend the aforementioned "stalker" technique
Moktira is da bomb
PokePill
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
United States1048 Posts
November 09 2009 04:16 GMT
#45
can't say w/o pics
YPang
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
United States4024 Posts
November 09 2009 04:31 GMT
#46
swtich the "awk-awk" to whip out the cawk-cawk
sMi.Gladstone | BW: B high| SC2: gold T_T
qrs
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States3637 Posts
November 09 2009 04:36 GMT
#47
On November 09 2009 11:02 Chunkybuddha wrote:
Girls are just humans, remember that!

This is good advice.
'As per the American Heart Association, the beat of the Bee Gees song "Stayin' Alive" provides an ideal rhythm in terms of beats per minute to use for hands-only CPR. One can also hum Queen's "Another One Bites The Dust".' —Wikipedia
meegrean
Profile Joined May 2008
Thailand7699 Posts
November 09 2009 04:45 GMT
#48
Just go talk to her. Just do it. For me.
Brood War loyalist
IceCube
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Croatia1403 Posts
November 09 2009 06:37 GMT
#49
Really high success rate.

+ Show Spoiler +
Just approach her and give her a bottle of Absint, with telling her "Here drink this and come to my table when I start to look good to you". Then go and sit at corner table and wait.
Forever Vulture.. :(
Always
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
United States376 Posts
November 09 2009 07:22 GMT
#50
Haha.

You guys are awesome. Thanks for all the responses.

After rereading my original post, I can't help but be completely disappointed in myself. It's been fun reading your guys' thoughts, but I shouldn't have to figure out a plan to do this. I just need to grow a pair and fucking talk to her.
"Do unto others 20% better than you would expect them to do unto you, to correct for subjective error." - Linus Pauling
InfeSteD
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
United States4658 Posts
November 09 2009 07:33 GMT
#51
On November 09 2009 09:12 ThePhan2m wrote:
she prolly has a boyfriend, typical way of ending


lol this shit is so true... prolly the most realistic advice hahahah

shit always ends up lke that for me... girls really into u but she has a bf she loves to death so u either get lucky by being her hidden lover or she ll say u might get a shot when she breaks up with her bf ... lol
w/e
ibutoss
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
Australia341 Posts
November 09 2009 07:40 GMT
#52
On November 09 2009 16:33 InfeSteD wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 09 2009 09:12 ThePhan2m wrote:
she prolly has a boyfriend, typical way of ending


lol this shit is so true... prolly the most realistic advice hahahah

shit always ends up lke that for me... girls really into u but she has a bf she loves to death so u either get lucky by being her hidden lover or she ll say u might get a shot when she breaks up with her bf ... lol


The hidden lover is the best possibility. No commitments, just sex. Most guys give up when they hear a BF is in the picture, as long as there are no kids involved I say go for it.
Nada got Yooned
evanthebouncy!
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United States12796 Posts
November 09 2009 07:49 GMT
#53
1) close distance to <1m
2) open mouth
3) ???
4)
Life is run, it is dance, it is fast, passionate and BAM!, you dance and sing and booze while you can for now is the time and time is mine. Smile and laugh when still can for now is the time and soon you die!
Kashll
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
United States1117 Posts
November 09 2009 12:52 GMT
#54
On November 09 2009 11:56 Wr3k wrote:
Practice impersonating Christopher Walken until you sound exactly like him.


hahahahahahaha

This.
"After silence, that which comes nearest to expressing the inexpressible is music." - Aldous Huxley
iPF[Div]
Profile Joined February 2008
Spain572 Posts
November 28 2009 07:17 GMT
#55
If your having trouble opening, just go in on a day when she and your ex are working, ask your ex a question and then as the girl you like walks by ask her for her opinion in a fun manner.
Since ma jae yoon and jin young soo stabbed me in the fucking back, i've got no one to rep here.
Rickilicious
Profile Joined July 2009
United States220 Posts
November 28 2009 08:01 GMT
#56
"Hi, can i take your temperature with my rectal thermometer that is located in my pants?"

and then like you forgot a line from a speech you memorized, quickly add

"oh ya! you have very nice nipples, k done!" big grin and you're fuckin done bro.
Doug Righteous
NeVeR
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
1352 Posts
November 28 2009 08:22 GMT
#57
I'm not the wittiest guy when it comes to starting up conversations with random girls, but I think you should open with a comment. Say you order some coffee.. You can say something like, "All-nighters are terrible, but hopefully this will get me through my next class." If she smiles but says nothing, you can follow with something like, "I hope your classes aren't as stressful as mine are. My professors are all Nazis.", after which she will probably say something like "What are you taking?"
Zurles
Profile Joined February 2009
United Kingdom1659 Posts
November 28 2009 15:54 GMT
#58
On November 28 2009 17:22 NeVeR wrote:
I'm not the wittiest guy when it comes to starting up conversations with random girls, but I think you should open with a comment. Say you order some coffee.. You can say something like, "All-nighters are terrible, but hopefully this will get me through my next class." If she smiles but says nothing, you can follow with something like, "I hope your classes aren't as stressful as mine are. My professors are all Nazis.", after which she will probably say something like "What are you taking?"


And she'll probably be expecting the response "crack".
Foucault
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Sweden2826 Posts
November 28 2009 16:07 GMT
#59
Most of the guys here are making girls too complicated. They are human, just talk to her like a fellow human being and it will take you much further than putting her on a weird piedestal and making her untouchable in your own mind
I know that deep inside of you there's a humongous set of testicles just waiting to pop out. Let 'em pop bro. //////////////////// AKA JensOfSweden // Lee Yoon Yeol forever.
Zortch
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
Canada635 Posts
November 28 2009 16:08 GMT
#60
But what if she is a Nazi?
You don't want to offend her...
Respect is everything. ~ARchon
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