I was writing exactly that, but then I looked up... Anyways, that's a great idea! Honestly, it makes you sound extremely dumb because... you're at a coffee shop, but if she has as sense of humor, she'll understand that you're just trying to be a little witty with your first move. If she frowns and walks away, time to move on.

Wr3k

Canada2533 Posts

November 09 2009 02:56 GMT

#42

Practice impersonating Christopher Walken until you sound exactly like him.

KissBlade

United States5718 Posts

November 09 2009 03:08 GMT

#43

Just talk to her when there's no line. It's not hard as long as you don't act like a nervous retard.

dcberkeley

Canada844 Posts

November 09 2009 04:01 GMT

#44

i recommend the aforementioned "stalker" technique

PokePill

United States1048 Posts

November 09 2009 04:16 GMT

#45

can't say w/o pics

YPang

United States4024 Posts

November 09 2009 04:31 GMT

#46

swtich the "awk-awk" to whip out the cawk-cawk

qrs

United States3637 Posts

November 09 2009 04:36 GMT

#47

On November 09 2009 11:02 Chunkybuddha wrote:
Girls are just humans, remember that!

This is good advice.

meegrean

Thailand7699 Posts

November 09 2009 04:45 GMT

#48

Just go talk to her. Just do it. For me.

IceCube

Croatia1403 Posts

November 09 2009 06:37 GMT

#49

Really high success rate.

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Just approach her and give her a bottle of Absint, with telling her "Here drink this and come to my table when I start to look good to you". Then go and sit at corner table and wait.

Always

United States376 Posts

November 09 2009 07:22 GMT

#50

Haha.

You guys are awesome. Thanks for all the responses.

After rereading my original post, I can't help but be completely disappointed in myself. It's been fun reading your guys' thoughts, but I shouldn't have to figure out a plan to do this. I just need to grow a pair and fucking talk to her.

InfeSteD

United States4658 Posts

November 09 2009 07:33 GMT

#51

On November 09 2009 09:12 ThePhan2m wrote:
she prolly has a boyfriend, typical way of ending

lol this shit is so true... prolly the most realistic advice hahahah

shit always ends up lke that for me... girls really into u but she has a bf she loves to death so u either get lucky by being her hidden lover or she ll say u might get a shot when she breaks up with her bf ... lol

ibutoss

Australia341 Posts

November 09 2009 07:40 GMT

#52

On November 09 2009 16:33 InfeSteD wrote:

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The hidden lover is the best possibility. No commitments, just sex. Most guys give up when they hear a BF is in the picture, as long as there are no kids involved I say go for it.

evanthebouncy!

United States12796 Posts

November 09 2009 07:49 GMT

#53

1) close distance to <1m
2) open mouth
3) ???
4)

Kashll

United States1117 Posts

November 09 2009 12:52 GMT

#54

On November 09 2009 11:56 Wr3k wrote:
Practice impersonating Christopher Walken until you sound exactly like him.

hahahahahahaha

This.

iPF[Div]

Spain572 Posts

November 28 2009 07:17 GMT

#55

If your having trouble opening, just go in on a day when she and your ex are working, ask your ex a question and then as the girl you like walks by ask her for her opinion in a fun manner.

Rickilicious

United States220 Posts

November 28 2009 08:01 GMT

#56

"Hi, can i take your temperature with my rectal thermometer that is located in my pants?"

and then like you forgot a line from a speech you memorized, quickly add

"oh ya! you have very nice nipples, k done!" big grin and you're fuckin done bro.

NeVeR

1352 Posts

November 28 2009 08:22 GMT

#57

I'm not the wittiest guy when it comes to starting up conversations with random girls, but I think you should open with a comment. Say you order some coffee.. You can say something like, "All-nighters are terrible, but hopefully this will get me through my next class." If she smiles but says nothing, you can follow with something like, "I hope your classes aren't as stressful as mine are. My professors are all Nazis.", after which she will probably say something like "What are you taking?"

Zurles

United Kingdom1659 Posts

November 28 2009 15:54 GMT

#58

On November 28 2009 17:22 NeVeR wrote:
I'm not the wittiest guy when it comes to starting up conversations with random girls, but I think you should open with a comment. Say you order some coffee.. You can say something like, "All-nighters are terrible, but hopefully this will get me through my next class." If she smiles but says nothing, you can follow with something like, "I hope your classes aren't as stressful as mine are. My professors are all Nazis.", after which she will probably say something like "What are you taking?"

And she'll probably be expecting the response "crack".

Foucault

Sweden2826 Posts

November 28 2009 16:07 GMT

#59

Most of the guys here are making girls too complicated. They are human, just talk to her like a fellow human being and it will take you much further than putting her on a weird piedestal and making her untouchable in your own mind