• Log InLog In
  • Register
Liquid`
Team Liquid Liquipedia
EDT 04:41
CET 09:41
KST 17:41
  • Home
  • Forum
  • Calendar
  • Streams
  • Liquipedia
  • Features
  • Store
  • EPT
  • TL+
  • StarCraft 2
  • Brood War
  • Smash
  • Heroes
  • Counter-Strike
  • Overwatch
  • Liquibet
  • Fantasy StarCraft
  • TLPD
  • StarCraft 2
  • Brood War
  • Blogs
Forum Sidebar
Events/Features
News
Featured News
ByuL: The Forgotten Master of ZvT30Behind the Blue - Team Liquid History Book19Clem wins HomeStory Cup 289HomeStory Cup 28 - Info & Preview13Rongyi Cup S3 - Preview & Info8
Community News
2026 KongFu Cup Announcement3BGE Stara Zagora 2026 cancelled12Blizzard Classic Cup - Tastosis announced as captains15Weekly Cups (March 2-8): ByuN overcomes PvT block4GSL CK - New online series18
StarCraft 2
General
BGE Stara Zagora 2026 cancelled Blizzard Classic Cup - Tastosis announced as captains BGE Stara Zagora 2026 announced ByuL: The Forgotten Master of ZvT Terran AddOns placement
Tourneys
RSL Season 4 announced for March-April PIG STY FESTIVAL 7.0! (19 Feb - 1 Mar) Sparkling Tuna Cup - Weekly Open Tournament 2026 KongFu Cup Announcement [GSL CK] Team Maru vs. Team herO
Strategy
Custom Maps
Publishing has been re-enabled! [Feb 24th 2026] Map Editor closed ?
External Content
The PondCast: SC2 News & Results Mutation # 516 Specter of Death Mutation # 515 Together Forever Mutation # 514 Ulnar New Year
Brood War
General
BGH Auto Balance -> http://bghmmr.eu/ BSL 22 Map Contest — Submissions OPEN to March 10 ASL21 General Discussion Are you ready for ASL 21? Hype VIDEO Gypsy to Korea
Tourneys
[Megathread] Daily Proleagues [BSL22] Open Qualifiers & Ladder Tours IPSL Spring 2026 is here! ASL Season 21 Qualifiers March 7-8
Strategy
Simple Questions, Simple Answers Soma's 9 hatch build from ASL Game 2 Fighting Spirit mining rates Zealot bombing is no longer popular?
Other Games
General Games
Stormgate/Frost Giant Megathread Path of Exile Nintendo Switch Thread PC Games Sales Thread No Man's Sky (PS4 and PC)
Dota 2
Official 'what is Dota anymore' discussion The Story of Wings Gaming
League of Legends
Heroes of the Storm
Simple Questions, Simple Answers Heroes of the Storm 2.0
Hearthstone
Deck construction bug Heroes of StarCraft mini-set
TL Mafia
Five o'clock TL Mafia Mafia Game Mode Feedback/Ideas Vanilla Mini Mafia TL Mafia Community Thread
Community
General
US Politics Mega-thread Mexico's Drug War Russo-Ukrainian War Thread Things Aren’t Peaceful in Palestine NASA and the Private Sector
Fan Clubs
The IdrA Fan Club
Media & Entertainment
[Manga] One Piece Movie Discussion! [Req][Books] Good Fantasy/SciFi books
Sports
Formula 1 Discussion 2024 - 2026 Football Thread General nutrition recommendations Cricket [SPORT] TL MMA Pick'em Pool 2013
World Cup 2022
Tech Support
Laptop capable of using Photoshop Lightroom?
TL Community
The Automated Ban List
Blogs
Money Laundering In Video Ga…
TrAiDoS
Iranian anarchists: organize…
XenOsky
FS++
Kraekkling
Shocked by a laser…
Spydermine0240
Unintentional protectionism…
Uldridge
ASL S21 English Commentary…
namkraft
Customize Sidebar...

Website Feedback

Closed Threads



Active: 2547 users

How do I talk to her? Please advise, TL.net! - Page 2

Blogs > Always
Post a Reply
Prev 1 2 3 4 Next All
d3_crescentia
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
United States4054 Posts
November 08 2009 23:31 GMT
#21
Have a pleasant conversation, when you're about to go, ask her for her number so you two can hang out sometime.
once, not long ago, there was a moon here
Always
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
United States376 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-11-08 23:37:22
November 08 2009 23:31 GMT
#22
On November 09 2009 07:34 Kyuukyuu wrote:
Everyone deserves their privacy - that's why you asked your ex what the girl's name was then stalked her on FB then got people to give you her schedule eh?

I propose that you talk to her. It sounds crazy but it just might work


Jeez Kyuukyuu-- that's kind of critical. I go to the same uni as her. I don't know if her page is completely open to the public, but it's likely she lets people who are in the same social network as her view her profile. I am part of my uni's social network, and I have access to her page. It's not like I used my ex's Facebook account to visit her page or something.

My friend randomly mentioned her schedule after she noticed that the girl had taken an extra shift. I didn't pester her for this girl's schedule.

Don't be a jerk-- if you have nothing nice to say in my blog, then you don't have to say anything at all.

---

And for everyone else-- thanks for all the suggestions so far. Constructive input is nice to read.
"Do unto others 20% better than you would expect them to do unto you, to correct for subjective error." - Linus Pauling
Atom Cannister
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
Germany380 Posts
November 08 2009 23:37 GMT
#23
I <3 Kwark.
...
aiyeeta
Profile Joined June 2007
United States199 Posts
November 08 2009 23:41 GMT
#24
Well, let's say that Protoss is the most common race for foreigners...

You can't go forge first and fast expand with a girl like this, you'll just come off as defensive.

Don't forget to scout. You have to check and see how the mood is going to see if you can pull off the ultimate of strategies: The Stove. If her build will let you go for it, you totally should.

Keep trying to keep her off guard with zealots, not any long drawn out conversations, but just walk into her base with your zealots and say "what's up" to her worker units with a good high five.

This is where you try to get into a deeper conversation with your scouts, get to know the finer points of her build. Use your best timing, this will let you know if she's open for the next part: The DT.

Hopefully by this point you've made a good impression with your super-gosu build. Best thing to do? Send out your message and see if she wants to go out for dinner sometime. How do you do this? Ezpz, send out your secret message in style: DTz. Dark Templar are the best way to get your point across. First she'll be like "What the crap is happening?" and then she'll be like "Oh, DTs, that's pretty sexy"

Now everything is falling into place. She doesn't know what to expect out of you anymore and she's feeling pretty good about it. She thinks your mysterious, cunning, and a baller. You can't let her down now with zealots and dragoons... no... That would be like watching a progame cast without hearing "GEE GEEEEEEE!!!!" What're you going to do? You're going to bring in the arbiters...

At this point, you're on ez mode and taking her out left and right. Just don't forget to wear a condom after recall finishes because you don't want to deploy a whole army in her base just yet...

Got it?
"...And that was the first time I got crabs"
Railxp
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
Hong Kong1313 Posts
November 08 2009 23:51 GMT
#25
time is a limited resource, fuck all the bullshit beating around the bush and just tell her you're romantically interested in her and ask her out to tea/picnic or someshit.
~\(。◕‿‿◕。)/~,,,,,,,,>
StalkerSC
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
Canada378 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-11-09 00:01:29
November 08 2009 23:56 GMT
#26
First, you need to tell us your background so we can help.. Info on if you have STIs would very much help.. I think you should find some good pick up lines like "Nice legs when do they open?" or "Do you have a mirror in your pocket? cuz I can see myself in your pants." would very much improve your odds.. GL HF

Edit: And don't forget "If your good at Starcraft, your good at life" - Artosis
IIf your good at Starcraft, Your good at life. - Artosis
Kyuukyuu
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Canada6263 Posts
November 09 2009 00:03 GMT
#27
On November 09 2009 08:31 Always wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 09 2009 07:34 Kyuukyuu wrote:
Everyone deserves their privacy - that's why you asked your ex what the girl's name was then stalked her on FB then got people to give you her schedule eh?

I propose that you talk to her. It sounds crazy but it just might work


Jeez Kyuukyuu-- that's kind of critical. I go to the same uni as her. I don't know if her page is completely open to the public, but it's likely she lets people who are in the same social network as her view her profile. I am part of my uni's social network, and I have access to her page. It's not like I used my ex's Facebook account to visit her page or something.

My friend randomly mentioned her schedule after she noticed that the girl had taken an extra shift. I didn't pester her for this girl's schedule.

Don't be a jerk-- if you have nothing nice to say in my blog, then you don't have to say anything at all.

---

And for everyone else-- thanks for all the suggestions so far. Constructive input is nice to read.


The way you posted it (essentially "i didn't get her name so i asked my ex so that i could check her out online") just sounds creeper-like, so your follow-up about privacy amused me. Is it the norm for people to look others up on FB before ever talking to them nowadays?

And I really did give advice - it's the only advice you could possibly get anyway, considering you haven't talked to her at all yet. If you're social and have no problems with starting conversations then hey start a conversation

i kinda realized this post really has no point
decafchicken
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United States20154 Posts
November 09 2009 00:07 GMT
#28
Talk to her by her full name. Ask her what degree she graduated with. Any other slightly creepy questions garnered from stalking her are key.
how reasonable is it to eat off wood instead of your tummy?
ThePhan2m
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
Norway2751 Posts
November 09 2009 00:12 GMT
#29
she prolly has a boyfriend, typical way of ending
Mobius
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
Canada1268 Posts
November 09 2009 01:11 GMT
#30
Well dont stalk her on facebook thats fuckin creepy man.
Just like order coffee everyday and stare at her everytime you order.
She'll get the hint.
Entusman #51
IdrA
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
United States11541 Posts
November 09 2009 01:17 GMT
#31
awk-awk
http://www.splitreason.com/product/1152 release the gracken tshirt now available
Equaoh
Profile Joined October 2008
Canada427 Posts
November 09 2009 01:19 GMT
#32
Brag about ur lvl80 paladin - she'll come to you.
JohannesH
Profile Joined September 2009
Finland1364 Posts
November 09 2009 01:39 GMT
#33
Ask her if she plays starcraft
If you have to ask, you don't know.
ilovejonn
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Canada2548 Posts
November 09 2009 01:48 GMT
#34
I love the hilarious answers here. xD
Snowflakes in January, Heart warm like February, I wouldn't ordinarily..
Chunkybuddha
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Canada347 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-11-09 02:02:40
November 09 2009 02:02 GMT
#35
Easy. Talk about school. Ask her what she is taking, and when she responds I've actually graduated (which you already know she has), you can say oh wow, what did you take and why are you still here and wow you are doing research that's so cool.. blah blah blah. Girls are just humans, remember that! Oh and flirt a little bit. If you can not flirt, DON'T. You'll end up making things very awkward.
USER WAS SEXUALLY ABUSED FOR THIS POST.
tonight
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
United States11130 Posts
November 09 2009 02:24 GMT
#36
Stand as closely as you can behind her. Let her feel the heat of your breath as you sniff her hair. Chicks dig that stuff.
if I come without a thing, then I come with all I need @tonightsend
rockon1215
Profile Joined May 2009
United States612 Posts
November 09 2009 02:25 GMT
#37
Ask her to cream your....coffee
Flash v Jaedong The finals that is ALWAYS meant to be
OpticalShot
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Canada6330 Posts
November 09 2009 02:34 GMT
#38
On November 09 2009 08:41 aiyeeta wrote:
Well, let's say that Protoss is the most common race for foreigners...

You can't go forge first and fast expand with a girl like this, you'll just come off as defensive.

Don't forget to scout. You have to check and see how the mood is going to see if you can pull off the ultimate of strategies: The Stove. If her build will let you go for it, you totally should.

Keep trying to keep her off guard with zealots, not any long drawn out conversations, but just walk into her base with your zealots and say "what's up" to her worker units with a good high five.

This is where you try to get into a deeper conversation with your scouts, get to know the finer points of her build. Use your best timing, this will let you know if she's open for the next part: The DT.

Hopefully by this point you've made a good impression with your super-gosu build. Best thing to do? Send out your message and see if she wants to go out for dinner sometime. How do you do this? Ezpz, send out your secret message in style: DTz. Dark Templar are the best way to get your point across. First she'll be like "What the crap is happening?" and then she'll be like "Oh, DTs, that's pretty sexy"

Now everything is falling into place. She doesn't know what to expect out of you anymore and she's feeling pretty good about it. She thinks your mysterious, cunning, and a baller. You can't let her down now with zealots and dragoons... no... That would be like watching a progame cast without hearing "GEE GEEEEEEE!!!!" What're you going to do? You're going to bring in the arbiters...

At this point, you're on ez mode and taking her out left and right. Just don't forget to wear a condom after recall finishes because you don't want to deploy a whole army in her base just yet...

Got it?


Lesson = scouting is everything.
[TLMS] REBOOT
talismania
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States2364 Posts
November 09 2009 02:50 GMT
#39
ask her out for a cup of coffee sometime
iSiN
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
United States1075 Posts
November 09 2009 02:51 GMT
#40
How has rekrul not posted to stop being a nerd and grow some balls in this thread yet.

seriously though just fucking talk to her you dumbass. It seems like she wanted to flirt with you so be as non-introverted as you claim to be.
Grouty @HoN/PCKJ <--<333 || Jaedong Fan Cafe GFX
Prev 1 2 3 4 Next All
Please log in or register to reply.
Live Events Refresh
Next event in 1h 19m
[ Submit Event ]
Live Streams
Refresh
StarCraft: Brood War
Sea 34896
Calm 10089
BeSt 554
actioN 363
GuemChi 325
Hm[arnc] 75
ToSsGirL 73
EffOrt 62
NaDa 40
HiyA 35
[ Show more ]
Backho 24
GoRush 21
JulyZerg 15
IntoTheRainbow 13
ivOry 11
SilentControl 10
Dota 2
XaKoH 563
NeuroSwarm188
League of Legends
JimRising 672
Counter-Strike
Stewie2K1251
Super Smash Bros
Mew2King117
Heroes of the Storm
Khaldor222
Other Games
summit1g8458
Happy311
Moletrap3
Organizations
Dota 2
PGL Dota 2 - Main Stream2693
Other Games
gamesdonequick730
ComeBackTV 397
StarCraft: Brood War
lovetv 15
StarCraft 2
Blizzard YouTube
StarCraft: Brood War
BSLTrovo
sctven
[ Show 11 non-featured ]
StarCraft 2
• AfreecaTV YouTube
• intothetv
• Kozan
• IndyKCrew
• LaughNgamezSOOP
• Migwel
• sooper7s
StarCraft: Brood War
• BSLYoutube
• STPLYoutube
• ZZZeroYoutube
League of Legends
• HappyZerGling155
Upcoming Events
Sparkling Tuna Cup
1h 19m
RSL Revival
1h 19m
ByuN vs SHIN
Maru vs Krystianer
WardiTV Team League
3h 19m
Patches Events
8h 19m
BSL
11h 19m
GSL
23h 19m
Wardi Open
1d 3h
Monday Night Weeklies
1d 8h
OSC
1d 15h
WardiTV Team League
2 days
[ Show More ]
PiGosaur Cup
2 days
Kung Fu Cup
3 days
The PondCast
4 days
KCM Race Survival
4 days
WardiTV Team League
4 days
Replay Cast
4 days
KCM Race Survival
5 days
WardiTV Team League
5 days
Korean StarCraft League
5 days
uThermal 2v2 Circuit
6 days
BSL
6 days
Liquipedia Results

Completed

Proleague 2026-03-13
WardiTV Winter 2026
Underdog Cup #3

Ongoing

KCM Race Survival 2026 Season 1
Jeongseon Sooper Cup
BSL Season 22
RSL Revival: Season 4
Nations Cup 2026
ESL Pro League S23 Finals
ESL Pro League S23 Stage 1&2
PGL Cluj-Napoca 2026
IEM Kraków 2026
BLAST Bounty Winter 2026
BLAST Bounty Winter Qual

Upcoming

CSL Elite League 2026
ASL Season 21
Acropolis #4 - TS6
2026 Changsha Offline CUP
Acropolis #4
IPSL Spring 2026
CSLAN 4
Kung Fu Cup 2026 Grand Finals
HSC XXIX
uThermal 2v2 2026 Main Event
NationLESS Cup
Stake Ranked Episode 2
CS Asia Championships 2026
IEM Atlanta 2026
Asian Champions League 2026
PGL Astana 2026
BLAST Rivals Spring 2026
CCT Season 3 Global Finals
IEM Rio 2026
PGL Bucharest 2026
Stake Ranked Episode 1
BLAST Open Spring 2026
TLPD

1. ByuN
2. TY
3. Dark
4. Solar
5. Stats
6. Nerchio
7. sOs
8. soO
9. INnoVation
10. Elazer
1. Rain
2. Flash
3. EffOrt
4. Last
5. Bisu
6. Soulkey
7. Mini
8. Sharp
Sidebar Settings...

Advertising | Privacy Policy | Terms Of Use | Contact Us

Original banner artwork: Jim Warren
The contents of this webpage are copyright © 2026 TLnet. All Rights Reserved.