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Fallen33
United States596 Posts
The weird thing is... I woke up around 8 for class... and I was completely naked. This isn't the weird part, however.. Sometimes nightmares or whatever and you rip your clothes off or just get hot... the weird thing is, my clothes were neatly rolled military style (anybody who's in the US Military should understand this) in put neatly in line on my computer chair. WTF!? was I abducted? lol    | ||
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Amnesia
United States3818 Posts
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Archaic
United States4024 Posts
EDIT: Any pains during number 2? Guy above me might be right... | ||
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alexpnd
Canada1857 Posts
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Kyuukyuu
Canada6263 Posts
On November 03 2009 11:43 alexpnd wrote: Do you have a room mate? Was he smiling at you in the morning with breakfast ready? hahaha | ||
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CharlieMurphy
United States22895 Posts
If this is not a troll. You can infer a few possibilities: 1 - Someone fucked with you. 2 - You slept walked/night terror or some disorder and did it yourself. 3 - Ghost/Demons fucked with you. 4 - Aliens fucked you. + Show Spoiler + but seriously, are you sure you put the close on in the first place? maybe you dreamt it? | ||
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BanZu
United States3329 Posts
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evanthebouncy!
United States12796 Posts
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zergnewb
United States816 Posts
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Bearded Elder29903 Posts
On November 03 2009 11:45 evanthebouncy! wrote: HhhahHAhahHA i think u got rapped too Your not anal virgin anymore :\ Got rapedROLLLLLLED | ||
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Freyr
United States500 Posts
On November 03 2009 11:45 zergnewb wrote: Sleep walking i bet. Can do some pretty odd things while sleep walking. i've rolled like a ball while sleeping. I think that would be sleep rolling :p | ||
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Disregard
China10252 Posts
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n.DieJokes
United States3443 Posts
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alexpnd
Canada1857 Posts
On November 03 2009 11:44 CharlieMurphy wrote: wow If this is not a troll. You can infer a few possibilities: 1 - Someone fucked with you. 2 - You slept walked/night terror or some disorder and did it yourself. 3 - Ghost/Demons fucked with you. 4 - Aliens fucked you. + Show Spoiler + but seriously, are you sure you put the close on in the first place? maybe you dreamt it? Forgot about CIA/Military involvement convincing you of alien abduction but actually implanting brain washing cues to assassinate a future president. | ||
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Snet
United States3573 Posts
Rapists are really becoming quite the gentlemen these days. | ||
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Halfpastnoob
United States191 Posts
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Carnivorous Sheep
Baa?21244 Posts
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JohnColtrane
Australia4813 Posts
how do you not notice someone taking ur pants/hoodie/singlet off when ur asleep? | ||
micronesia
United States24740 Posts
On November 03 2009 12:45 JohnColtrane wrote: probably forgot to put the clothes on in the first place dude. how do you not notice someone taking ur pants/hoodie/singlet off when ur asleep? Yeah you are probably somehow confused and it's nothing. | ||
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Sigh
Canada2433 Posts
On November 03 2009 12:26 Carnivorous Sheep wrote: I think I'm finding this blog funnier than I should. This. And I think you should get tested. hahahaha | ||
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CrimsonLotus
Colombia1123 Posts
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Always
United States376 Posts
as funny the suggestions that you got anally raped by aliens, I'd have to say you were most likely sleepwalking... but if it bleeds from behind, then there's no denying..... | ||
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StorrZerg
United States13919 Posts
On November 03 2009 11:40 Amnesia wrote: You got raped. yes does your butt feel sore? | ||
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starfries
Canada3508 Posts
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wurm
Philippines2296 Posts
On November 03 2009 13:17 starfries wrote: This happened to me once. I went to bed and I woke up naked, and my clothes were in the bathroom. According to my roommate I got up, walked to the bathroom, took off my clothes and went back to bed. Really? Your roommate said that? | ||
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GreEny K
Germany7312 Posts
On November 03 2009 12:07 Snet wrote: llllllllllmmmmmmmmmaaaaaaaaaaaaaooooooooooo Rapists are really becoming quite the gentlemen these days. Lololol thats funny, it might have been your roomies or something playing a joke on you... or you got raped. | ||
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Jyvblamo
Canada13788 Posts
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SanguineToss
Canada815 Posts
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Monokeros
United States2493 Posts
On November 03 2009 12:00 n.DieJokes wrote: That sounds fucking awesome, I wish I could go to bed fully dressed and wake up with them off and neatly folded. Probably some kind of angel I hope you get a gay roommate in college. One that is very attracted to you, in a dangerous way. | ||
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Omni
United States72 Posts
I wake up when my body gets too cold or too hot, so this would never happen to me. | ||
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dekuschrub
United States2069 Posts
sorry about your bum bum dude... your roommate doesnt haven't any cute nicknames does he? + Show Spoiler + aka buffalo bob? | ||
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Avidkeystamper
United States8556 Posts
On November 03 2009 11:44 CharlieMurphy wrote: wow If this is not a troll. You can infer a few possibilities: 1 - Someone fucked with you. 2 - You slept walked/night terror or some disorder and did it yourself. 3 - Ghost/Demons fucked with you. 4 - Aliens fucked you. + Show Spoiler + but seriously, are you sure you put the close on in the first place? maybe you dreamt it? No with for #4? | ||
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Fallen33
United States596 Posts
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Jyvblamo
Canada13788 Posts
On November 03 2009 14:03 Fallen33 wrote: roflflfll great posts... but sorry to say I love alone and my ass didnt hurt when i got up, nor did i piss awkwardly. So, you're saying you made love to your own butt? | ||
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numLoCK
Canada1416 Posts
Putting on the clothing was probably a dream though, I have crazy dreams that seem utterly real all the time. | ||
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Superiorwolf
United States5509 Posts
if you do you probably just did it while sleeping / half-awake and forgot about it | ||
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Steelflight-Rx
United States1389 Posts
On November 03 2009 11:50 Crucifix wrote: Your not anal virgin anymore :\ Got rapedROLLLLLLED ahahah rapeRolled | ||
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Ganfei
Taiwan1439 Posts
On November 03 2009 11:44 CharlieMurphy wrote: but seriously, are you sure you put the close on in the first place? maybe you dreamt it? Omfg Charlie you are always good for a couple laughs | ||
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TheAntZ
Israel6248 Posts
hahahahah | ||
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Kenpachi
United States9908 Posts
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konadora
Singapore66357 Posts
On November 03 2009 11:43 alexpnd wrote: Do you have a room mate? Was he smiling at you in the morning with breakfast ready? roflmao | ||
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TheAntZ
Israel6248 Posts
lol | ||
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7mk
Germany10157 Posts
On November 03 2009 12:07 Snet wrote: llllllllllmmmmmmmmmaaaaaaaaaaaaaooooooooooo Rapists are really becoming quite the gentlemen these days. hahaha xD | ||
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