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So I went to sleep last night like normal. However for some reason I was super cold, so I wore sweatpants, a hoodie along with a wife beater, boxers and socks.
The weird thing is... I woke up around 8 for class... and I was completely naked. This isn't the weird part, however.. Sometimes nightmares or whatever and you rip your clothes off or just get hot... the weird thing is, my clothes were neatly rolled military style (anybody who's in the US Military should understand this) in put neatly in line on my computer chair.
WTF!? was I abducted? lol
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Sleep walking, out of body experience, lucid dreaming, multiple personality disorder, creepy roommates, troll? EDIT: Any pains during number 2? Guy above me might be right...
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Do you have a room mate? Was he smiling at you in the morning with breakfast ready?
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On November 03 2009 11:43 alexpnd wrote: Do you have a room mate? Was he smiling at you in the morning with breakfast ready?
hahaha
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wow
If this is not a troll. You can infer a few possibilities:
1 - Someone fucked with you. 2 - You slept walked/night terror or some disorder and did it yourself. 3 - Ghost/Demons fucked with you. 4 - Aliens fucked you.
+ Show Spoiler +but seriously, are you sure you put the close on in the first place? maybe you dreamt it?
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Haha I hope the reason is something funny and entertaining (but not bad for the OP ;D)
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HhhahHAhahHA i think u got rapped too
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Sleep walking i bet. Can do some pretty odd things while sleep walking. i've rolled like a ball while sleeping.
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Bearded Elder29902 Posts
On November 03 2009 11:45 evanthebouncy! wrote: HhhahHAhahHA i think u got rapped too Your not anal virgin anymore :\ Got rapedROLLLLLLED
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On November 03 2009 11:45 zergnewb wrote: Sleep walking i bet. Can do some pretty odd things while sleep walking. i've rolled like a ball while sleeping.
I think that would be sleep rolling :p
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Whoa whoa... Someone violated you and neatly folded up your clothes?
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That sounds fucking awesome, I wish I could go to bed fully dressed and wake up with them off and neatly folded. Probably some kind of angel
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On November 03 2009 11:44 CharlieMurphy wrote:wow If this is not a troll. You can infer a few possibilities: 1 - Someone fucked with you. 2 - You slept walked/night terror or some disorder and did it yourself. 3 - Ghost/Demons fucked with you. 4 - Aliens fucked you. + Show Spoiler +but seriously, are you sure you put the close on in the first place? maybe you dreamt it?
Forgot about CIA/Military involvement convincing you of alien abduction but actually implanting brain washing cues to assassinate a future president.
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Snet
United States3573 Posts
llllllllllmmmmmmmmmaaaaaaaaaaaaaooooooooooo
Rapists are really becoming quite the gentlemen these days.
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I find it funny that a lot of people on TL have odd sleeping disorders.
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Baa?21242 Posts
I think I'm finding this blog funnier than I should.
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probably forgot to put the clothes on in the first place dude.
how do you not notice someone taking ur pants/hoodie/singlet off when ur asleep?
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United States24493 Posts
On November 03 2009 12:45 JohnColtrane wrote: probably forgot to put the clothes on in the first place dude.
how do you not notice someone taking ur pants/hoodie/singlet off when ur asleep? Yeah you are probably somehow confused and it's nothing.
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On November 03 2009 12:26 Carnivorous Sheep wrote: I think I'm finding this blog funnier than I should. This. And I think you should get tested. hahahaha
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