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CrimsonLotus
Colombia1123 Posts
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Always
United States376 Posts
as funny the suggestions that you got anally raped by aliens, I'd have to say you were most likely sleepwalking... but if it bleeds from behind, then there's no denying..... | ||
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StorrZerg
United States13919 Posts
On November 03 2009 11:40 Amnesia wrote: You got raped. yes does your butt feel sore? | ||
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starfries
Canada3508 Posts
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wurm
Philippines2296 Posts
On November 03 2009 13:17 starfries wrote: This happened to me once. I went to bed and I woke up naked, and my clothes were in the bathroom. According to my roommate I got up, walked to the bathroom, took off my clothes and went back to bed. Really? Your roommate said that? | ||
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GreEny K
Germany7312 Posts
On November 03 2009 12:07 Snet wrote: llllllllllmmmmmmmmmaaaaaaaaaaaaaooooooooooo Rapists are really becoming quite the gentlemen these days. Lololol thats funny, it might have been your roomies or something playing a joke on you... or you got raped. | ||
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Jyvblamo
Canada13788 Posts
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SanguineToss
Canada815 Posts
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Monokeros
United States2493 Posts
On November 03 2009 12:00 n.DieJokes wrote: That sounds fucking awesome, I wish I could go to bed fully dressed and wake up with them off and neatly folded. Probably some kind of angel I hope you get a gay roommate in college. One that is very attracted to you, in a dangerous way. | ||
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Omni
United States72 Posts
I wake up when my body gets too cold or too hot, so this would never happen to me. | ||
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dekuschrub
United States2069 Posts
sorry about your bum bum dude... your roommate doesnt haven't any cute nicknames does he? + Show Spoiler + aka buffalo bob? | ||
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Avidkeystamper
United States8552 Posts
On November 03 2009 11:44 CharlieMurphy wrote: wow If this is not a troll. You can infer a few possibilities: 1 - Someone fucked with you. 2 - You slept walked/night terror or some disorder and did it yourself. 3 - Ghost/Demons fucked with you. 4 - Aliens fucked you. + Show Spoiler + but seriously, are you sure you put the close on in the first place? maybe you dreamt it? No with for #4? | ||
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Fallen33
United States596 Posts
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Jyvblamo
Canada13788 Posts
On November 03 2009 14:03 Fallen33 wrote: roflflfll great posts... but sorry to say I love alone and my ass didnt hurt when i got up, nor did i piss awkwardly. So, you're saying you made love to your own butt? | ||
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numLoCK
Canada1416 Posts
Putting on the clothing was probably a dream though, I have crazy dreams that seem utterly real all the time. | ||
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Superiorwolf
United States5509 Posts
if you do you probably just did it while sleeping / half-awake and forgot about it | ||
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Steelflight-Rx
United States1389 Posts
On November 03 2009 11:50 Crucifix wrote: Your not anal virgin anymore :\ Got rapedROLLLLLLED ahahah rapeRolled | ||
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Ganfei
Taiwan1439 Posts
On November 03 2009 11:44 CharlieMurphy wrote: but seriously, are you sure you put the close on in the first place? maybe you dreamt it? Omfg Charlie you are always good for a couple laughs | ||
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TheAntZ
Israel6248 Posts
hahahahah | ||
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Kenpachi
United States9908 Posts
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