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My auto loss song...

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Holgerius
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Sweden16951 Posts
November 01 2009 12:27 GMT
#1
I'm so fucking angry.

So, during todays PL games I got a small flash of inspiration (I tend to tinker around nervously with my guitar while watching exciting SC) and composed this retarded little piece of music; an annoying two part canon. I then decided to record a silly a capella version of it just for fun.

After Khan vs Estro was over I wanted to play some SC myself. I added the song to my playlist and started SC. For some reason I had toggled the repeat function on Winamp and didn't notice until SC was up and running, and since my computer can be retardedly slow (you have no idea) I didn't want to exit (it can take minutes to go in and out of SC), so I decided to just let the song be on repeat. I'm used to listening to stuff over and over again, no big deal.

Result; 12 game losing streak. WTF? I don't think I have ever lost that many games in a row, not even when I first started playing online. I made some INSANE mistakes during the games as well; in one TvZ I never upgraded stim during the entire game (I have absolutely no fucking idea how I did not notice, or how I survived for as long as I did). Not a single win during the entire session. Normally if I lose a lot, I just keep playing until I finally win before quitting. It never happened. The song completely depleted all my SC skills (not that I was good to begin with, but I played the worst SC of my life today). And not only that, I also think my brain has been severly scarred by the experience of listening to the song for so long. I have a headache, and I feel slightly nauseous. I hate the song so much.

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I'm off to compose an auto win song now...

*
I believe in the almighty Grötslev! -- I am never serious and you should never believe a thing I say. Including the previous sentence.
madnessman
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
United States1581 Posts
November 01 2009 12:44 GMT
#2
I'm not gonna lie. That song is pretty annoying.
Ganfei
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
Taiwan1439 Posts
November 01 2009 12:53 GMT
#3
If that's the song....holy christ. And I can't even imagine how you could forget stim in a tvz and never even notice. That sounds pretty entertaining, can we see the replay
You are crushing me like a cheese sandwich
Tuke
Profile Joined January 2009
Finland1666 Posts
November 01 2009 12:58 GMT
#4
No wonder if you lose while listening that song. I got sick of it during first 30 seconds.
TeamLiquid CJ Entusman #42
HwangjaeTerran
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Finland5967 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-11-01 12:59:30
November 01 2009 12:58 GMT
#5
Wow, I like this song, off to win some games

Well see if its like the Ring, everyone who hears it loses their SC skills....
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7mk
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Germany10157 Posts
November 01 2009 13:09 GMT
#6
On November 01 2009 21:58 HwangjaeTerran wrote:
Wow, I like this song, off to win some games

Well see if its like the Ring, everyone who hears it loses their SC skills....


QUICK, somebody play this song to Bisu !!
beep boop
motbob
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States12546 Posts
November 01 2009 13:10 GMT
#7
I counter your bad song with a good song

ModeratorGood content always wins.
Rice
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States1332 Posts
November 01 2009 13:31 GMT
#8
LOL you listened to that song for 12 games in a row... how did you not lose your mind
Freedom will be defended at the cost of civil liberties.
Ganfei
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
Taiwan1439 Posts
November 01 2009 13:33 GMT
#9
That's awesome motbob, the part around 1:40 where suddenly 20 boxes pop up is nuts
You are crushing me like a cheese sandwich
prefuse
Profile Joined November 2009
United Kingdom15 Posts
November 01 2009 13:53 GMT
#10
I present to you the auto-win acapella:

fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
November 01 2009 15:48 GMT
#11
I would lose 1000 games to that song. I would write my suicide note, and kill myself, with that song on repeat.
Peace~
Pengu1n
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
United States552 Posts
November 01 2009 16:08 GMT
#12
Didn't you realize after a couple games that the song was just no good?
nicoaldo
Profile Joined March 2009
Argentina939 Posts
November 01 2009 17:25 GMT
#13
You just CAN'T listen to that in repeat!
Kingfisher
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Canada144 Posts
November 01 2009 17:31 GMT
#14
The song is cursed.
Holgerius
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Sweden16951 Posts
November 01 2009 18:52 GMT
#15
On November 01 2009 21:53 NoobsOfWrath wrote:
If that's the song....holy christ. And I can't even imagine how you could forget stim in a tvz and never even notice. That sounds pretty entertaining, can we see the replay

I never release any of my replays; my Iccup names would be revealed and then I would just get a horde of fans hassling me about getting games.

I have decided that I'm not going to let this faggy song get the better of me; I'm going to overcome it! I will now start a new session, with the song on repeat and play until I win. Or until I go insane.
I believe in the almighty Grötslev! -- I am never serious and you should never believe a thing I say. Including the previous sentence.
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
November 01 2009 19:30 GMT
#16
On November 02 2009 03:52 Holgerius wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 01 2009 21:53 NoobsOfWrath wrote:
If that's the song....holy christ. And I can't even imagine how you could forget stim in a tvz and never even notice. That sounds pretty entertaining, can we see the replay

I never release any of my replays; my Iccup names would be revealed and then I would just get a horde of fans hassling me about getting games.

I have decided that I'm not going to let this faggy song get the better of me; I'm going to overcome it! I will now start a new session, with the song on repeat and play until I win. Or until I go insane.

You are crazy. No one deserves such torment. PM me your ICCup name, I will join your games on an alias and lose to you on purpose to free you.
Peace~
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