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On October 21 2009 11:34 Thratur wrote: We don't need defense. There is no way Fanatacist is going to kill his own creature, even if we make the most stupid choice. That said, we need more offense! No but losing a battle could make him injured and then he will have to recuperate for a few turns (:
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I vote for this defense (if one's ever implemented):
edit: fixed
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how do you fit a whale in a turtle's shell?
if we give him defenses, give him plates on his back like an aardvark so he can roll into a ball, but instead line the plates with spike so he becomes a spikey ball of motherfucking ownage.
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^ that's waay too advanced
Besides, Bebo has the ability to adapt to its changes, so he can drop the fin and elongate its arms. Maybe develop a neck too!
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I prefer he forms a poisonous coat of jelly, causing anything that attacks him to dissolve instantly.
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Offense all the way. And overthrow the evil tyrant! Then... promptly become a tyrant of course.
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Sorry guys, tired. Will be updating tomorrow.
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On October 21 2009 09:10 Shattered wrote:Show nested quote +On October 21 2009 05:48 StorrZerg wrote:so how long till bebo walks on land? more importantly how long until he grows the long awaited penis ? I want Bebo to be a hermaphrodite. penis + vagina = double fun for Bebo and moreover he will have increased chances to mate with potent partners to become even more awesome.
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Captain Bebo goes back to his cave and tells Shine[Kal] what he found out from Pinky and Stinky. Together they agree that they should overthrow Barclay, and rule the little cove together as king and queen.
In the meantime, Bebo grows a horn, which will definitely aid him in his conquest of the kingdom. He went around with his new intimidating demeanor, trying to instill revolution in the hearts of the other organisms, promising democracy and freedom of press and other political jargon no one cares about. The organisms looked on confusedly, but gave no real response besides "Why? Why? Why?" "God these creatures are IDIOTS" said Bebo, and realized that if he were to overthrow Barclay, it'd have to be on his own.
Poll: What should Bebo do to overthrow Barclay? (Vote): Scout out his abilities then plan accordingly (Vote): Go in there and KICK HIS ASS (Vote): Grow a penis and reproduce to create an army (Vote): Set a trap for him
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Oh, I thought overthrowing already included defeating him in battle. Anyway, just own him in a fight. The amoebas said Bebo was stronger than Barclay, and that was even before the last attack upgrade. Put on the coral helm and give Barclay the horn where the sun doesn't shine.
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The good news is the other "idiot" organisms will be perfect subjects once Barclay is gone. I am guessing around then it may be nice to develop some defense, just in case some sneaky bastard decides to back stab. Clearly I have no idea what's going on, but am looking forward to the continuation!
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Scout his abilities then plan accordingly
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LOL - I am really shocked nobody voted for the "grow a penis" option yet. For full disclosure, I went for the scouting thing too... but now thinking that was weak!
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No evolution this turn
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On October 22 2009 04:50 Thratur wrote:No evolution this turn
you can evolve a penis :O
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On October 22 2009 03:43 citi.zen wrote: LOL - I am really shocked nobody voted for the "grow a penis" option yet. For full disclosure, I went for the scouting thing too... but now thinking that was weak!
k i voted for it since no one else did
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On October 22 2009 05:32 StorrZerg wrote:Show nested quote +On October 22 2009 03:43 citi.zen wrote: LOL - I am really shocked nobody voted for the "grow a penis" option yet. For full disclosure, I went for the scouting thing too... but now thinking that was weak! k i voted for it since no one else did
Bebo thanks you, I'm sure.
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Its so sad, fanatacist desperately wants to draw a penis on bebo and people keep voting him down
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