It look like 5 minutes to push it out, and it was definitely 12+ inches. It was so big that the first end was feeding itself down the toilet pipe when I was still pushing out the other half. It was one of the most painful experiences of my life. I think I now know what it's like to give birth to a child. I probably tore myself a new one in the process. I'm scared TL. I checked the toilet once I finally got up and it must have sunk down the pipe because it disappeared when I stood up. I knew the chances of clogging the toilet were going to go up if I wiped and added toilet paper, so I flushed first but IT STILL FUCKING CLOGGED. My toilet is clogged and I went at it for like 10 minutes with the plunger but I can't fix it. I think it's stuck in one of the pipes angles/turns beneath the toilet. I hope we don't have to call in a plumber.
My ass hurts so much it's unreal. I've never cried while taking a shit before.
P.S. I did wipe after, but had dispose of it elsewhere.