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And it hurt. My eyes watered; I cried.
It look like 5 minutes to push it out, and it was definitely 12+ inches. It was so big that the first end was feeding itself down the toilet pipe when I was still pushing out the other half. It was one of the most painful experiences of my life. I think I now know what it's like to give birth to a child. I probably tore myself a new one in the process. I'm scared TL. I checked the toilet once I finally got up and it must have sunk down the pipe because it disappeared when I stood up. I knew the chances of clogging the toilet were going to go up if I wiped and added toilet paper, so I flushed first but IT STILL FUCKING CLOGGED. My toilet is clogged and I went at it for like 10 minutes with the plunger but I can't fix it. I think it's stuck in one of the pipes angles/turns beneath the toilet. I hope we don't have to call in a plumber.
My ass hurts so much it's unreal. I've never cried while taking a shit before.
P.S. I did wipe after, but had dispose of it elsewhere.
 
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Quite frankly, I have no clue why I'm sharing this. I'm extremely bored.
I do feel a lot lighter now though.
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This is a thread for the bookmarks.
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so did you fix it yet. or do you have to call Mario?
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lol
this is so hard to not laugh at, and my gf is trying to sleep...
i've had a couple similar experiences. none this epic though
lmao
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the thread title alone made me chuckle. 5/5 for sure 
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How many Courics do you think it was?
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So the question is, will this end up in the PX under 'Best of Blogs' or 'The Shit Bus'?
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Wow man, that has gotta hurt.. I remember having a deuce so thick when I was a kid that I had to get newspaper just for the sake of pulling it out.. I suggest eating a lot of fiber from now on because it really helps in making em big shit look like little shits.
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Man, I just took the biggest crap... Like, I didn't measure its dimensions or anything, but I think I'd compare it to the experience a woman has after giving birth, when it dawns on her that a human being just came out of her body.
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On September 18 2009 12:40 Grobyc wrote:
P.S. I did wipe after, but had dispose of it elsewhere.
This sounds like wiping your ass after a shit isnt habitual
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lololol it has to be on the shit bus, its too easy.
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On September 18 2009 12:49 Musoeun wrote:
So the question is, will this end up in the PX under 'Best of Blogs' or 'The Shit Bus'?
I think it might just set a precedent and be under both. At least I hope it will.
All I have to add to this mighty blog is a hearty congrats. That's tough work, and I'm proud of you for toughing it out (not that you had a choice... and little to no pun intended).
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On September 18 2009 12:53 SanguineToss wrote:Show nested quote +On September 18 2009 12:40 Grobyc wrote:
P.S. I did wipe after, but had dispose of it elsewhere. This sounds like wiping your ass after a shit isnt habitual
because I didn't want to add to the possibility of clogging the toilet. I threw it in the waste basket instead :S
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12+ inches huh....? you know this means you are capable of taking a 12 inch cock up the ass. congrats!!
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On September 18 2009 12:57 Pengu1n wrote:
12+ inches huh....? you know this means you are capable of taking a 12 inch cock up the ass. congrats!!
lulz
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