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And it hurt. My eyes watered; I cried.
It look like 5 minutes to push it out, and it was definitely 12+ inches. It was so big that the first end was feeding itself down the toilet pipe when I was still pushing out the other half. It was one of the most painful experiences of my life. I think I now know what it's like to give birth to a child. I probably tore myself a new one in the process. I'm scared TL. I checked the toilet once I finally got up and it must have sunk down the pipe because it disappeared when I stood up. I knew the chances of clogging the toilet were going to go up if I wiped and added toilet paper, so I flushed first but IT STILL FUCKING CLOGGED. My toilet is clogged and I went at it for like 10 minutes with the plunger but I can't fix it. I think it's stuck in one of the pipes angles/turns beneath the toilet. I hope we don't have to call in a plumber.
My ass hurts so much it's unreal. I've never cried while taking a shit before.
P.S. I did wipe after, but had dispose of it elsewhere.
 
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Quite frankly, I have no clue why I'm sharing this. I'm extremely bored.
I do feel a lot lighter now though.
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This is a thread for the bookmarks.
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so did you fix it yet. or do you have to call Mario?
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lol
this is so hard to not laugh at, and my gf is trying to sleep...
i've had a couple similar experiences. none this epic though
lmao
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the thread title alone made me chuckle. 5/5 for sure 
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How many Courics do you think it was?
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So the question is, will this end up in the PX under 'Best of Blogs' or 'The Shit Bus'?
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Wow man, that has gotta hurt.. I remember having a deuce so thick when I was a kid that I had to get newspaper just for the sake of pulling it out.. I suggest eating a lot of fiber from now on because it really helps in making em big shit look like little shits.
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Man, I just took the biggest crap... Like, I didn't measure its dimensions or anything, but I think I'd compare it to the experience a woman has after giving birth, when it dawns on her that a human being just came out of her body.
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On September 18 2009 12:40 Grobyc wrote:
P.S. I did wipe after, but had dispose of it elsewhere.
This sounds like wiping your ass after a shit isnt habitual
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lololol it has to be on the shit bus, its too easy.
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On September 18 2009 12:49 Musoeun wrote:
So the question is, will this end up in the PX under 'Best of Blogs' or 'The Shit Bus'?
I think it might just set a precedent and be under both. At least I hope it will.
All I have to add to this mighty blog is a hearty congrats. That's tough work, and I'm proud of you for toughing it out (not that you had a choice... and little to no pun intended).
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On September 18 2009 12:53 SanguineToss wrote:Show nested quote +On September 18 2009 12:40 Grobyc wrote:
P.S. I did wipe after, but had dispose of it elsewhere. This sounds like wiping your ass after a shit isnt habitual
because I didn't want to add to the possibility of clogging the toilet. I threw it in the waste basket instead :S
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12+ inches huh....? you know this means you are capable of taking a 12 inch cock up the ass. congrats!!
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On September 18 2009 12:57 Pengu1n wrote:
12+ inches huh....? you know this means you are capable of taking a 12 inch cock up the ass. congrats!!
lulz
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Who calls it a douce?
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On September 18 2009 12:55 Grobyc wrote:Show nested quote +On September 18 2009 12:53 SanguineToss wrote:On September 18 2009 12:40 Grobyc wrote:
P.S. I did wipe after, but had dispose of it elsewhere. This sounds like wiping your ass after a shit isnt habitual because I didn't want to add to the possibility of clogging the toilet. I threw it in the waste basket instead :S
Utterly disgusting WTF
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On September 18 2009 13:02 A3iL3r0n wrote:
pics or it didn't happen
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LOL. Fun read. Thanks for sharing.
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i do 12 inchers all the time. But they are like the most effortless thing ever. Just slides quick and easy.
i might take pics next time i do one. they clog like halff the time.
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On September 18 2009 13:05 MaReK wrote:
All I would be able to manage is pics of my clogged toilet.
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On September 18 2009 13:09 stanley_ wrote:
i do 12 inchers all the time. But they are like the most effortless thing ever. Just slides quick and easy.
i might take pics next time i do one. they clog like halff the time.
Means you have a very loose.... nvm
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On September 18 2009 13:03 micronesia wrote:Show nested quote +On September 18 2009 12:55 Grobyc wrote:On September 18 2009 12:53 SanguineToss wrote:On September 18 2009 12:40 Grobyc wrote:
P.S. I did wipe after, but had dispose of it elsewhere. This sounds like wiping your ass after a shit isnt habitual because I didn't want to add to the possibility of clogging the toilet. I threw it in the waste basket instead :S Utterly disgusting WTF
Meh in some countries (such as Canada) there is no proper sanitation, so all tissue waste has to be thrown in a waste basket.
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On September 18 2009 13:02 A3iL3r0n wrote:
pics or it didn't happen
r u for rella?
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On September 18 2009 13:14 emperorchampion wrote:Show nested quote +On September 18 2009 13:03 micronesia wrote:On September 18 2009 12:55 Grobyc wrote:On September 18 2009 12:53 SanguineToss wrote:On September 18 2009 12:40 Grobyc wrote:
P.S. I did wipe after, but had dispose of it elsewhere. This sounds like wiping your ass after a shit isnt habitual because I didn't want to add to the possibility of clogging the toilet. I threw it in the waste basket instead :S Utterly disgusting WTF Meh in some countries (such as Canada) there is no proper sanitation, so all tissue waste has to be thrown in a waste basket.
Thank god it was one of those "clean shits".
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On September 18 2009 13:14 emperorchampion wrote:Show nested quote +On September 18 2009 13:03 micronesia wrote:On September 18 2009 12:55 Grobyc wrote:On September 18 2009 12:53 SanguineToss wrote:On September 18 2009 12:40 Grobyc wrote:
P.S. I did wipe after, but had dispose of it elsewhere. This sounds like wiping your ass after a shit isnt habitual because I didn't want to add to the possibility of clogging the toilet. I threw it in the waste basket instead :S Utterly disgusting WTF Meh in some countries (such as Canada) there is no proper sanitation, so all tissue waste has to be thrown in a waste basket.
Your definately not from canada.
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On September 18 2009 12:40 Grobyc wrote:
And it hurt. My eyes watered; I cried.
It look like 5 minutes to push it out, and it was definitely 12+ inches. It was so big that the first end was feeding itself down the toilet pipe when I was still pushing out the other half. It was one of the most painful experiences of my life. I think I now know what it's like to give birth to a child. I probably tore myself a new one in the process. I'm scared TL. I checked the toilet once I finally got up and it must have sunk down the pipe because it disappeared when I stood up. I knew the chances of clogging the toilet were going to go up if I wiped and added toilet paper, so I flushed first but IT STILL FUCKING CLOGGED. My toilet is clogged and I went at it for like 10 minutes with the plunger but I can't fix it. I think it's stuck in one of the pipes angles/turns beneath the toilet. I hope we don't have to call in a plumber.
My ass hurts so much it's unreal. I've never cried while taking a shit before.
P.S. I did wipe after, but had dispose of it elsewhere.
Guess you could say you had a foot up your ass.
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On September 18 2009 13:16 Grobyc wrote:Show nested quote +On September 18 2009 13:14 emperorchampion wrote:On September 18 2009 13:03 micronesia wrote:On September 18 2009 12:55 Grobyc wrote:On September 18 2009 12:53 SanguineToss wrote:On September 18 2009 12:40 Grobyc wrote:
P.S. I did wipe after, but had dispose of it elsewhere. This sounds like wiping your ass after a shit isnt habitual because I didn't want to add to the possibility of clogging the toilet. I threw it in the waste basket instead :S Utterly disgusting WTF Meh in some countries (such as Canada) there is no proper sanitation, so all tissue waste has to be thrown in a waste basket. Thank god it was one of those "clean shits".
I know what you mean man, where it is all gooey and gets stuck in your hair.
Your definately not from canada.
hay!
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On September 18 2009 13:19 emperorchampion wrote:Show nested quote +On September 18 2009 13:16 Grobyc wrote:On September 18 2009 13:14 emperorchampion wrote:On September 18 2009 13:03 micronesia wrote:On September 18 2009 12:55 Grobyc wrote:On September 18 2009 12:53 SanguineToss wrote:On September 18 2009 12:40 Grobyc wrote:
P.S. I did wipe after, but had dispose of it elsewhere. This sounds like wiping your ass after a shit isnt habitual because I didn't want to add to the possibility of clogging the toilet. I threw it in the waste basket instead :S Utterly disgusting WTF Meh in some countries (such as Canada) there is no proper sanitation, so all tissue waste has to be thrown in a waste basket. Thank god it was one of those "clean shits". I know what you mean man, where it is all gooey and gets stuck in your hair. hay! wtf do you not spread your ass cheeks at least a little when shitting?
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LOL @ this thread and comments
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On September 18 2009 13:33 Pioneer wrote:Show nested quote +On September 18 2009 13:19 emperorchampion wrote:On September 18 2009 13:16 Grobyc wrote:On September 18 2009 13:14 emperorchampion wrote:On September 18 2009 13:03 micronesia wrote:On September 18 2009 12:55 Grobyc wrote:On September 18 2009 12:53 SanguineToss wrote:On September 18 2009 12:40 Grobyc wrote:
P.S. I did wipe after, but had dispose of it elsewhere. This sounds like wiping your ass after a shit isnt habitual because I didn't want to add to the possibility of clogging the toilet. I threw it in the waste basket instead :S Utterly disgusting WTF Meh in some countries (such as Canada) there is no proper sanitation, so all tissue waste has to be thrown in a waste basket. Thank god it was one of those "clean shits". I know what you mean man, where it is all gooey and gets stuck in your hair.
Your definately not from canada.
hay! wtf do you not spread your ass cheeks at least a little when shitting?
No?
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On September 18 2009 13:33 Pioneer wrote:Show nested quote +On September 18 2009 13:19 emperorchampion wrote:On September 18 2009 13:16 Grobyc wrote:On September 18 2009 13:14 emperorchampion wrote:On September 18 2009 13:03 micronesia wrote:On September 18 2009 12:55 Grobyc wrote:On September 18 2009 12:53 SanguineToss wrote:On September 18 2009 12:40 Grobyc wrote:
P.S. I did wipe after, but had dispose of it elsewhere. This sounds like wiping your ass after a shit isnt habitual because I didn't want to add to the possibility of clogging the toilet. I threw it in the waste basket instead :S Utterly disgusting WTF Meh in some countries (such as Canada) there is no proper sanitation, so all tissue waste has to be thrown in a waste basket. Thank god it was one of those "clean shits". I know what you mean man, where it is all gooey and gets stuck in your hair.
Your definately not from canada.
hay! wtf do you not spread your ass cheeks at least a little when shitting?
wtf who does that
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I agree ---> Pics or it didn't happen
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On September 18 2009 13:09 stanley_ wrote:
i do 12 inchers all the time. But they are like the most effortless thing ever. Just slides quick and easy.
i might take pics next time i do one. they clog like halff the time.
Man, have you been Mandingo'd before?
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might be something to do with my diet. yesterday all i ate was cereal and hard boiled eggs.
But that's like basically what i ate today, so we shall have to wait till tomorrow to see if i take another long shit.
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This reminds me of that South Park Episode where Randy took a huge shit and made a big deal about it.
Did you bleed?
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Wow, this thread has made my week. 12+inches?!?! imagine the possibilities.......
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Yikes. You should try to incorporate more fibre into your diet or like eat a couple prunes a day or something to avoid this.
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I once had a shit I figured was about 18 inches. It was skinny though. It coiled up in the toilet bowl.
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On September 18 2009 12:57 Pengu1n wrote:
12+ inches huh....? you know this means you are capable of taking a 12 inch cock up the ass. congrats!!
Gold.
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On September 18 2009 13:42 SanguineToss wrote:Show nested quote +On September 18 2009 13:33 Pioneer wrote:On September 18 2009 13:19 emperorchampion wrote:On September 18 2009 13:16 Grobyc wrote:On September 18 2009 13:14 emperorchampion wrote:On September 18 2009 13:03 micronesia wrote:On September 18 2009 12:55 Grobyc wrote:On September 18 2009 12:53 SanguineToss wrote:On September 18 2009 12:40 Grobyc wrote:
P.S. I did wipe after, but had dispose of it elsewhere. This sounds like wiping your ass after a shit isnt habitual because I didn't want to add to the possibility of clogging the toilet. I threw it in the waste basket instead :S Utterly disgusting WTF Meh in some countries (such as Canada) there is no proper sanitation, so all tissue waste has to be thrown in a waste basket. Thank god it was one of those "clean shits". I know what you mean man, where it is all gooey and gets stuck in your hair.
Your definately not from canada.
hay! wtf do you not spread your ass cheeks at least a little when shitting? wtf who does that
i do it when im taking a huge one (unlike some ppl here my butt hole is not loose =P)
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Oh god what have I started lol
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This thread is gold, and the comments are hilarious.
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On September 18 2009 13:19 A3iL3r0n wrote:Show nested quote +On September 18 2009 12:40 Grobyc wrote:
And it hurt. My eyes watered; I cried.
It look like 5 minutes to push it out, and it was definitely 12+ inches. It was so big that the first end was feeding itself down the toilet pipe when I was still pushing out the other half. It was one of the most painful experiences of my life. I think I now know what it's like to give birth to a child. I probably tore myself a new one in the process. I'm scared TL. I checked the toilet once I finally got up and it must have sunk down the pipe because it disappeared when I stood up. I knew the chances of clogging the toilet were going to go up if I wiped and added toilet paper, so I flushed first but IT STILL FUCKING CLOGGED. My toilet is clogged and I went at it for like 10 minutes with the plunger but I can't fix it. I think it's stuck in one of the pipes angles/turns beneath the toilet. I hope we don't have to call in a plumber.
My ass hurts so much it's unreal. I've never cried while taking a shit before.
P.S. I did wipe after, but had dispose of it elsewhere. Guess you could say you had a foot up your ass.
Well played.
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Lol I just realized...don't you mean "deuce"?
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stfu, this is nowhere near as painful as giving birth to a child
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On September 18 2009 16:11 resonance wrote:
Lol I just realized...don't you mean "deuce"?
Yeah. I didn't exactly go and look it up in the dictionary before I posted though lol. I just didn't want to put "shit" so I put the next word that came to my mind without caring about the spelling.
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Oh noes, measurements and private areas. IMAGINE THE POSSIBILITIES!
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How can you be so sure about the length though?
Addendum, I really hate it when it clogs up; it happened to me one time when I decided to get rid of it before going to school. It was quite big and it made my toilet clog. Out of habit, I usually leave for school right at the last minute and, naturally, this ruined my timing. Because, well, you know, you can't just leave it.. you have to deal with it.
Once I arrived at school, the teacher asked me for an excuse, which I had and I was even about to say it, but I stopped myself in the middle of it and just told him that I suck and I am sorry. Blushing, I made my way to the most remote corner of the classroom and sat down with minimal commotion.
This happened a couple of years ago, but I will treasure the memory all my life.
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So basically this is what happened?
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On September 18 2009 14:13 Mastermind wrote:
I once had a shit I figured was about 18 inches. It was skinny though. It coiled up in the toilet bowl.
maybe it was a parasite
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That was hilarious, made me forget about my failures for a second.
I'm trying to think of witty reference to "you'll shit brix", but nothing's coming to me. I'll leave it to someone else.
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The only thing worse would be your dick also touching the water, because you'd then be shitdicked.
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my biggest actually made me bleed. shit that was so bad that i worried about my life.
when i was ten i had constipation so bad that i hold off for like a month just not going to toilet. my parents thought i was sick or something. i finally let everything out and it was chill and easy but it clogged because i hold off so much.
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On September 18 2009 13:38 koreasilver wrote:Show nested quote +On September 18 2009 13:33 Pioneer wrote:On September 18 2009 13:19 emperorchampion wrote:On September 18 2009 13:16 Grobyc wrote:On September 18 2009 13:14 emperorchampion wrote:On September 18 2009 13:03 micronesia wrote:On September 18 2009 12:55 Grobyc wrote:On September 18 2009 12:53 SanguineToss wrote:On September 18 2009 12:40 Grobyc wrote:
P.S. I did wipe after, but had dispose of it elsewhere. This sounds like wiping your ass after a shit isnt habitual because I didn't want to add to the possibility of clogging the toilet. I threw it in the waste basket instead :S Utterly disgusting WTF Meh in some countries (such as Canada) there is no proper sanitation, so all tissue waste has to be thrown in a waste basket. Thank god it was one of those "clean shits". I know what you mean man, where it is all gooey and gets stuck in your hair.
Your definately not from canada.
hay! wtf do you not spread your ass cheeks at least a little when shitting? No?
so you keep your ass cheeks firmly pressed together and let the shit smear all over the sides. nice.~.~
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On September 18 2009 17:18 Scorch wrote:So basically this is what happened?
lmao! OP, are you sure you didn't shit a snake? o_O
should have taken a pic for www.ratemypoo.com
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On September 18 2009 17:14 meathook wrote:
How can you be so sure about the length though?
I could just feel how much I was pushing out compared to maybe like ~8-9 inch shits, so it could have been around 14 or 15 or something, but I can almost guarantee it was 12+. I guess I can't be sure, but just about.
On September 18 2009 17:18 Scorch wrote:So basically this is what happened?
Yeah... that was basically it...
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United States24670 Posts
Er I think it's very difficult to estimate the length of fecal matter egested solely based on sensation... you need visual inspection.
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This reminded me of this thread:
"Today, I urgently needed to use the bathroom at my boyfriend's house. When I went to flush, it would not go down the pipes. After about ten panic filled minutes, I notice the cat litter box. I carefully scoop out my logs, and bury them in the cat litter. FML"
The weird thing was that it was a woman.
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Pics for proof?
I'm sure you have a camera.
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On September 18 2009 17:18 Scorch wrote:
ROFLLLLL
seriously that made me laugh so hard
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Netherlands19135 Posts
Hahaha nniccceeee oneee, I got a bad bad case of IBS and food intolerancies so I know where you are comming from man. Pooping without pain is always a victory for me and makes my day, sadly its like one in 3-4 times that it works out that way.
Sucks so hard =[
Awsome pic btw lol!
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Awesome thread wow 12+inch haha
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more fiber next time. i hope you didn't bleed a sea of red into the toilet
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lol next time go ask Goku or Vegeta on how they handle these things they say they're pretty good at that, so much that they grow red hair all over and a big 5 foot deuce comes out their ass.
and what the hell did you eat last night?
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On September 18 2009 23:00 Pioneer wrote:Show nested quote +On September 18 2009 13:38 koreasilver wrote:On September 18 2009 13:33 Pioneer wrote:On September 18 2009 13:19 emperorchampion wrote:On September 18 2009 13:16 Grobyc wrote:On September 18 2009 13:14 emperorchampion wrote:On September 18 2009 13:03 micronesia wrote:On September 18 2009 12:55 Grobyc wrote:On September 18 2009 12:53 SanguineToss wrote:On September 18 2009 12:40 Grobyc wrote:
P.S. I did wipe after, but had dispose of it elsewhere. This sounds like wiping your ass after a shit isnt habitual because I didn't want to add to the possibility of clogging the toilet. I threw it in the waste basket instead :S Utterly disgusting WTF Meh in some countries (such as Canada) there is no proper sanitation, so all tissue waste has to be thrown in a waste basket. Thank god it was one of those "clean shits". I know what you mean man, where it is all gooey and gets stuck in your hair.
Your definately not from canada.
hay! wtf do you not spread your ass cheeks at least a little when shitting? No? so you keep your ass cheeks firmly pressed together and let the shit smear all over the sides. nice.~.~
I don't keep my ass pressed together, but I don't spread my goddamn ass wide open; that just happens naturally when I'm taking a shit anyway.
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Hahahahaha man what the hell'd you have to eat, or you been holding it hardcore?
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