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I just dropped the biggest douce of my life - Page 3

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uglymoose89
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States671 Posts
September 18 2009 05:03 GMT
#41
Wow, this thread has made my week. 12+inches?!?! imagine the possibilities.......
Zapdos_Smithh
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
Canada2620 Posts
September 18 2009 05:04 GMT
#42
Yikes. You should try to incorporate more fibre into your diet or like eat a couple prunes a day or something to avoid this.
Mastermind
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Canada7096 Posts
September 18 2009 05:13 GMT
#43
I once had a shit I figured was about 18 inches. It was skinny though. It coiled up in the toilet bowl.
nayumi
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Australia6499 Posts
September 18 2009 05:22 GMT
#44
On September 18 2009 12:57 Pengu1n wrote:
12+ inches huh....? you know this means you are capable of taking a 12 inch cock up the ass. congrats!!

Gold.
Sugoi monogatari onii-chan!
Stratos.FEAR
Profile Joined June 2009
Canada706 Posts
September 18 2009 05:26 GMT
#45
On September 18 2009 13:42 SanguineToss wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 18 2009 13:33 Pioneer wrote:
On September 18 2009 13:19 emperorchampion wrote:
On September 18 2009 13:16 Grobyc wrote:
On September 18 2009 13:14 emperorchampion wrote:
On September 18 2009 13:03 micronesia wrote:
On September 18 2009 12:55 Grobyc wrote:
On September 18 2009 12:53 SanguineToss wrote:
On September 18 2009 12:40 Grobyc wrote:


P.S. I did wipe after, but had dispose of it elsewhere.


This sounds like wiping your ass after a shit isnt habitual

because I didn't want to add to the possibility of clogging the toilet. I threw it in the waste basket instead :S

Utterly disgusting WTF


Meh in some countries (such as Canada) there is no proper sanitation, so all tissue waste has to be thrown in a waste basket.

Thank god it was one of those "clean shits".


I know what you mean man, where it is all gooey and gets stuck in your hair.



Your definately not from canada.

hay!
wtf do you not spread your ass cheeks at least a little when shitting?


wtf who does that


i do it when im taking a huge one (unlike some ppl here my butt hole is not loose =P)
Grobyc
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada18410 Posts
September 18 2009 05:30 GMT
#46
Oh god what have I started lol
If you watch Godzilla backwards it's about a benevolent lizard who helps rebuild a city and then moonwalks into the ocean.
Carnivorous Sheep
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
Baa?21244 Posts
September 18 2009 05:52 GMT
#47
This thread is gold, and the comments are hilarious.
TranslatorBaa!
SonuvBob
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Aiur21550 Posts
September 18 2009 06:13 GMT
#48
On September 18 2009 13:19 A3iL3r0n wrote:
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On September 18 2009 12:40 Grobyc wrote:
And it hurt. My eyes watered; I cried.

It look like 5 minutes to push it out, and it was definitely 12+ inches. It was so big that the first end was feeding itself down the toilet pipe when I was still pushing out the other half. It was one of the most painful experiences of my life. I think I now know what it's like to give birth to a child. I probably tore myself a new one in the process. I'm scared TL. I checked the toilet once I finally got up and it must have sunk down the pipe because it disappeared when I stood up. I knew the chances of clogging the toilet were going to go up if I wiped and added toilet paper, so I flushed first but IT STILL FUCKING CLOGGED. My toilet is clogged and I went at it for like 10 minutes with the plunger but I can't fix it. I think it's stuck in one of the pipes angles/turns beneath the toilet. I hope we don't have to call in a plumber.

My ass hurts so much it's unreal. I've never cried while taking a shit before.

P.S. I did wipe after, but had dispose of it elsewhere.

Guess you could say you had a foot up your ass.

Well played.
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Zapdos_Smithh
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
Canada2620 Posts
September 18 2009 07:11 GMT
#49
Lol I just realized...don't you mean "deuce"?
d3_crescentia
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
United States4054 Posts
September 18 2009 07:17 GMT
#50
stfu, this is nowhere near as painful as giving birth to a child
once, not long ago, there was a moon here
Grobyc
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada18410 Posts
September 18 2009 07:22 GMT
#51
On September 18 2009 16:11 resonance wrote:
Lol I just realized...don't you mean "deuce"?

Yeah. I didn't exactly go and look it up in the dictionary before I posted though lol. I just didn't want to put "shit" so I put the next word that came to my mind without caring about the spelling.
If you watch Godzilla backwards it's about a benevolent lizard who helps rebuild a city and then moonwalks into the ocean.
Disregard
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
China10252 Posts
September 18 2009 07:28 GMT
#52
Oh noes, measurements and private areas. IMAGINE THE POSSIBILITIES!
"If I had to take a drug in order to be free, I'm screwed. Freedom exists in the mind, otherwise it doesn't exist."
meathook
Profile Joined December 2007
1289 Posts
September 18 2009 08:14 GMT
#53
How can you be so sure about the length though?

Addendum, I really hate it when it clogs up; it happened to me one time when I decided to get rid of it before going to school. It was quite big and it made my toilet clog. Out of habit, I usually leave for school right at the last minute and, naturally, this ruined my timing. Because, well, you know, you can't just leave it.. you have to deal with it.

Once I arrived at school, the teacher asked me for an excuse, which I had and I was even about to say it, but I stopped myself in the middle of it and just told him that I suck and I am sorry. Blushing, I made my way to the most remote corner of the classroom and sat down with minimal commotion.

This happened a couple of years ago, but I will treasure the memory all my life.
An ugly planet. A bug planet.
Scorch
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Austria3371 Posts
September 18 2009 08:18 GMT
#54
So basically this is what happened?

[image loading]
Loanshark
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
China3094 Posts
September 18 2009 08:31 GMT
#55
On September 18 2009 14:13 Mastermind wrote:
I once had a shit I figured was about 18 inches. It was skinny though. It coiled up in the toilet bowl.


maybe it was a parasite
No dough, no go. And no mercy.
Loser777
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
1931 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-09-18 08:37:23
September 18 2009 08:36 GMT
#56
On September 18 2009 12:53 Athos wrote:
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[image loading]

That was hilarious, made me forget about my failures for a second.

I'm trying to think of witty reference to "you'll shit brix", but nothing's coming to me. I'll leave it to someone else.
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ahswtini
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Northern Ireland22212 Posts
September 18 2009 09:41 GMT
#57
The only thing worse would be your dick also touching the water, because you'd then be shitdicked.
"As I've said, balance isn't about strategies or counters, it's about probability and statistics." - paralleluniverse
haduken
Profile Blog Joined April 2003
Australia8267 Posts
September 18 2009 12:39 GMT
#58
my biggest actually made me bleed. shit that was so bad that i worried about my life.

when i was ten i had constipation so bad that i hold off for like a month just not going to toilet. my parents thought i was sick or something. i finally let everything out and it was chill and easy but it clogged because i hold off so much.
Rillanon.au
Pioneer
Profile Joined December 2008
994 Posts
September 18 2009 14:00 GMT
#59
On September 18 2009 13:38 koreasilver wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 18 2009 13:33 Pioneer wrote:
On September 18 2009 13:19 emperorchampion wrote:
On September 18 2009 13:16 Grobyc wrote:
On September 18 2009 13:14 emperorchampion wrote:
On September 18 2009 13:03 micronesia wrote:
On September 18 2009 12:55 Grobyc wrote:
On September 18 2009 12:53 SanguineToss wrote:
On September 18 2009 12:40 Grobyc wrote:


P.S. I did wipe after, but had dispose of it elsewhere.


This sounds like wiping your ass after a shit isnt habitual

because I didn't want to add to the possibility of clogging the toilet. I threw it in the waste basket instead :S

Utterly disgusting WTF


Meh in some countries (such as Canada) there is no proper sanitation, so all tissue waste has to be thrown in a waste basket.

Thank god it was one of those "clean shits".


I know what you mean man, where it is all gooey and gets stuck in your hair.



Your definately not from canada.

hay!
wtf do you not spread your ass cheeks at least a little when shitting?

No?

so you keep your ass cheeks firmly pressed together and let the shit smear all over the sides. nice.~.~
KizZBG
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
u gotta skate8152 Posts
September 18 2009 15:04 GMT
#60
On September 18 2009 17:18 Scorch wrote:
So basically this is what happened?

[image loading]

lmao! OP, are you sure you didn't shit a snake? o_O

should have taken a pic for www.ratemypoo.com
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