I just dropped the biggest douce of my life - Page 2

On September 18 2009 12:55 Grobyc wrote:

because I didn't want to add to the possibility of clogging the toilet. I threw it in the waste basket instead :S

On September 18 2009 13:02 A3iL3r0n wrote:
pics or it didn't happen

On September 18 2009 13:09 stanley_ wrote:
i do 12 inchers all the time. But they are like the most effortless thing ever. Just slides quick and easy.

i might take pics next time i do one. they clog like halff the time.

On September 18 2009 13:03 micronesia wrote:

Utterly disgusting WTF

On September 18 2009 13:02 A3iL3r0n wrote:
pics or it didn't happen

On September 18 2009 13:14 emperorchampion wrote:


Meh in some countries (such as Canada) there is no proper sanitation, so all tissue waste has to be thrown in a waste basket.

On September 18 2009 13:14 emperorchampion wrote:


Meh in some countries (such as Canada) there is no proper sanitation, so all tissue waste has to be thrown in a waste basket.

On September 18 2009 12:40 Grobyc wrote:
And it hurt. My eyes watered; I cried.

It look like 5 minutes to push it out, and it was definitely 12+ inches. It was so big that the first end was feeding itself down the toilet pipe when I was still pushing out the other half. It was one of the most painful experiences of my life. I think I now know what it's like to give birth to a child. I probably tore myself a new one in the process. I'm scared TL. I checked the toilet once I finally got up and it must have sunk down the pipe because it disappeared when I stood up. I knew the chances of clogging the toilet were going to go up if I wiped and added toilet paper, so I flushed first but IT STILL FUCKING CLOGGED. My toilet is clogged and I went at it for like 10 minutes with the plunger but I can't fix it. I think it's stuck in one of the pipes angles/turns beneath the toilet. I hope we don't have to call in a plumber.

My ass hurts so much it's unreal. I've never cried while taking a shit before.

P.S. I did wipe after, but had dispose of it elsewhere.

On September 18 2009 13:16 Grobyc wrote:

Thank god it was one of those "clean shits".

Your definately not from canada.

On September 18 2009 13:19 emperorchampion wrote:


I know what you mean man, where it is all gooey and gets stuck in your hair.


hay!

On September 18 2009 13:33 Pioneer wrote:
wtf do you not spread your ass cheeks at least a little when shitting?

On September 18 2009 13:33 Pioneer wrote:
wtf do you not spread your ass cheeks at least a little when shitting?

On September 18 2009 13:09 stanley_ wrote:
i do 12 inchers all the time. But they are like the most effortless thing ever. Just slides quick and easy.

i might take pics next time i do one. they clog like halff the time.