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FuDDx *
Profile Blog Joined October 2002
United States5008 Posts
September 18 2009 15:15 GMT
#61
Eat more fiber
https://www.facebook.com/pages/Balloon-Man-FuDD/237447769616965?ref=hl
Grobyc
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada18410 Posts
September 18 2009 16:40 GMT
#62
On September 18 2009 17:14 meathook wrote:
How can you be so sure about the length though?

I could just feel how much I was pushing out compared to maybe like ~8-9 inch shits, so it could have been around 14 or 15 or something, but I can almost guarantee it was 12+. I guess I can't be sure, but just about.
On September 18 2009 17:18 Scorch wrote:
So basically this is what happened?

[image loading]

Yeah... that was basically it...
If you watch Godzilla backwards it's about a benevolent lizard who helps rebuild a city and then moonwalks into the ocean.
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24740 Posts
September 18 2009 19:54 GMT
#63
Er I think it's very difficult to estimate the length of fecal matter egested solely based on sensation... you need visual inspection.
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
ghostWriter
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States3302 Posts
September 18 2009 21:08 GMT
#64
This reminded me of this thread:
"Today, I urgently needed to use the bathroom at my boyfriend's house. When I went to flush, it would not go down the pipes. After about ten panic filled minutes, I notice the cat litter box. I carefully scoop out my logs, and bury them in the cat litter. FML"

The weird thing was that it was a woman.
Sullifam
ImNotBisu
Profile Joined July 2009
Canada142 Posts
September 18 2009 22:11 GMT
#65
Pics for proof?

I'm sure you have a camera.
Perguvious
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States1783 Posts
September 22 2009 06:33 GMT
#66
On September 18 2009 17:18 Scorch wrote:
[image loading]


ROFLLLLL

seriously that made me laugh so hard
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19135 Posts
September 22 2009 12:42 GMT
#67
Hahaha nniccceeee oneee, I got a bad bad case of IBS and food intolerancies so I know where you are comming from man. Pooping without pain is always a victory for me and makes my day, sadly its like one in 3-4 times that it works out that way.

Sucks so hard =[

Awsome pic btw lol!
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Hyperionnn
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
Turkey4968 Posts
September 22 2009 13:16 GMT
#68
Awesome thread wow 12+inch haha
29 fps
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States5724 Posts
September 22 2009 13:58 GMT
#69
more fiber next time. i hope you didn't bleed a sea of red into the toilet
4v4 is a battle of who has the better computer.
EsX_Raptor
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States2802 Posts
September 22 2009 18:31 GMT
#70
lol next time go ask Goku or Vegeta on how they handle these things they say they're pretty good at that, so much that they grow red hair all over and a big 5 foot deuce comes out their ass.

and what the hell did you eat last night?
koreasilver
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
9109 Posts
September 22 2009 18:41 GMT
#71
On September 18 2009 23:00 Pioneer wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 18 2009 13:38 koreasilver wrote:
On September 18 2009 13:33 Pioneer wrote:
On September 18 2009 13:19 emperorchampion wrote:
On September 18 2009 13:16 Grobyc wrote:
On September 18 2009 13:14 emperorchampion wrote:
On September 18 2009 13:03 micronesia wrote:
On September 18 2009 12:55 Grobyc wrote:
On September 18 2009 12:53 SanguineToss wrote:
On September 18 2009 12:40 Grobyc wrote:


P.S. I did wipe after, but had dispose of it elsewhere.


This sounds like wiping your ass after a shit isnt habitual

because I didn't want to add to the possibility of clogging the toilet. I threw it in the waste basket instead :S

Utterly disgusting WTF


Meh in some countries (such as Canada) there is no proper sanitation, so all tissue waste has to be thrown in a waste basket.

Thank god it was one of those "clean shits".


I know what you mean man, where it is all gooey and gets stuck in your hair.



Your definately not from canada.

hay!
wtf do you not spread your ass cheeks at least a little when shitting?

No?

so you keep your ass cheeks firmly pressed together and let the shit smear all over the sides. nice.~.~

I don't keep my ass pressed together, but I don't spread my goddamn ass wide open; that just happens naturally when I'm taking a shit anyway.
Bub
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United States3518 Posts
September 22 2009 19:53 GMT
#72
Hahahahaha man what the hell'd you have to eat, or you been holding it hardcore?
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