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KurtistheTurtle
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States1966 Posts
September 07 2009 16:39 GMT
#1
Last saturday I went on my second real date with this girl. She's never had a real boyfriend, so before we started making out for her first time she was turning bright red. It was so cute

Today I'm heading back to college. In minutes, actually. It's 3-4 hours away from my hometown. I just got back from her house. I left 2 roses tied to a note on her porch. One real, one fake, both her favorite color. The note said "I'll be thinking of you 'till the last one dies." I called her first but she was asleep, so I texted her there was something on her front porch. I needed to get the car back asap, so I ended up missing her by 5 minutes. EFF

Normally I don't tell anybody about my dating life. I just feel like being open right now. The reason I'm writing this blog is because I've spent the past decade trying to get out of my home town--and now, after I'm finally gone, I truly want to stay. I've basically stopped messing around with girls at college because I can't get her out of my head.

I remember a moltke quote, something about how napoleon had conquered nations by the time he was my age, and now I'm crippled by earth's gentlest creature. Well the backside of life's hand is called irony, and it just bitch-slapped me in the face. Life isn't fair, it's in my favor..I just need to figure out how.

All of you who are looking for your Prince or Princess, look closely. And when that moment comes that you've found them, no matter how short, capture it.

And then, if you're like me, blog about it.

“Reject your sense of injury and the injury itself disappears."
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24670 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-09-07 16:58:55
September 07 2009 16:43 GMT
#2
There better be girls out there who share my opinion of "I'll be thinking of you 'till the last one dies" lol

Glad to hear it is working out though...
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
Chef
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
10810 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-09-07 17:17:38
September 07 2009 17:16 GMT
#3
You just wanted to brag about how romantic you are

PS: Worst title ever :o
LEGEND!! LEGEND!!
Basic!
Profile Joined January 2004
United States218 Posts
September 07 2009 17:30 GMT
#4
how old are you? i bet you're still a kid, "past decade", plz...
basic. werd
Maero
Profile Joined December 2007
349 Posts
September 07 2009 17:45 GMT
#5
You're 19. The part before you start hating each other is ALWAYS deceptively good. You should probably let it get past that stage before you start writing blogs you could possibly regret later.

Just saying.
SayaSP
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Laos5494 Posts
September 07 2009 18:03 GMT
#6
There's no part where I'm not hating them now.

Makes everything better.
[iHs]SSP | I-NO-KI BOM-BA-YE | のヮの http://tinyurl.com/MLIStheCV , MLIS.
Elian
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
United States129 Posts
September 07 2009 18:07 GMT
#7
On September 08 2009 02:45 Maero wrote:
You're 19. The part before you start hating each other is ALWAYS deceptively good. You should probably let it get past that stage before you start writing blogs you could possibly regret later.

Just saying.


Everyone assumes this from their own experiences I guess. Let him have his own. It's possible it may not work out, but why put a seed of doubt in him. As you say, he's probably around 19 or so.

There are plenty of people who meet the girl they marry when they are 12. Who is to say that he didn't meet his?
-----
Anyway, good luck with it all. And congrats.
EsX_Raptor
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States2801 Posts
September 07 2009 18:10 GMT
#8
Nice man!

That is a feeling I yet have to experience; having the girl you deeply love all for yourself.

In my case, all the girls I've fell in love with have ended up being taken by some other prick. I've fallen in love for real like 4 times in my life only. The relationships I've been in have only been for the sake of sucking a girl up (sad) and not because of real love.

Good luck!
Snet *
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
United States3573 Posts
September 07 2009 18:11 GMT
#9
So many downers in this thread lol.

That note will be something she remembers for the rest of her life, you really did something special there. I bet she will tell all her friends and they will all say something like, "You're so lucky, I can never find the sweet and romantic guys!"
GreEny K
Profile Joined February 2008
Germany7312 Posts
September 07 2009 18:19 GMT
#10
Jees people, let him be happy wtf is wrong with all of you negative people. Thats whats wrong with the world you can experience anything nice and have people support you, they always try to show you the downside to everything good. Im happy for you man, and I hope i can experience something like that. I think i might have missed it actually because i didnt seize the moment. Well, gl man hope it works out.
Why would you ever choose failure, when success is an option.
ahswtini
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Northern Ireland22208 Posts
September 07 2009 18:24 GMT
#11
On September 08 2009 01:39 KurtistheTurtle wrote:
I left 2 roses tied to a note on her porch. One real, one fake, both her favorite color. The note said "I'll be thinking of you 'till the last one dies."

That is so FUCKING PLAYED of you man!
"As I've said, balance isn't about strategies or counters, it's about probability and statistics." - paralleluniverse
MrHoon *
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
10183 Posts
September 07 2009 18:39 GMT
#12
On September 08 2009 01:39 KurtistheTurtle wrote:
I left 2 roses tied to a note on her porch. One real, one fake, both her favorite color. The note said "I'll be thinking of you 'till the last one dies."

this is the sweetest thing I've ever heard

I think I'm gonna do this tomorrow <.< >.>
dats racist
Tensai176
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
Canada2061 Posts
September 07 2009 18:53 GMT
#13
Awwwwwwwww glad it's working out for you~
We see things they'll never see
starfries
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Canada3508 Posts
September 07 2009 20:03 GMT
#14
Well played with the roses man, you are a gentleman and a scholar
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KurtistheTurtle
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States1966 Posts
September 07 2009 21:41 GMT
#15
On September 08 2009 02:45 Maero wrote:
You're 19. The part before you start hating each other is ALWAYS deceptively good. You should probably let it get past that stage before you start writing blogs you could possibly regret later.

Just saying.

LOL this says loads more about your relationships than I think you wanted

Thanks to some of you. But to all you downers if thats how you wanna see the world...gl lol

fyi I added plumskin just to lengthen the title so I could post. I arbitrarily chose it so any relevance is my subconscious

On September 08 2009 03:24 ahswtini wrote:
That is so FUCKING PLAYED of you man!

I didnt come up with that idea, somebody on omegle actually told it to me. I suggest you steal it also
“Reject your sense of injury and the injury itself disappears."
Achromic
Profile Blog Joined September 2009
773 Posts
September 08 2009 01:21 GMT
#16
ACH... TOO... CUTE... MUST... FORGET... THIS POST...


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