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Tell me about it
Poll: Ever gotten into a fight?
(Vote): Hell yeah, I kicked the shit outta him
(Vote): yes, I got owned :-/
(Vote): Nope
Once when I was in the third grade there were these kids, and they were picking on one of my good friends. They were kind of like the Ginyu force, there was five of them. One of them was the leader, there was one short kid, two other strong looking kids, and one chick. I walked up to them one day because I just about had it with their shenanigans, and the fact that they were picking on my friend. So I tried to go 1 v 5 on their asses. As I walked up to them a few of them were squirting their water pistols at me, I took it like goku and just kept walking as if it was an energy ball with the power level of 20. I told them "Guys, you better stop picking on my friend or you'll regret it." And they were like "Oh yeah? How much you wanna bet?" And I was like "Let's see."
So they sent out their fighter, kind of like how the Ginyu Force sent out Guldo when they encountered Vegeta, Krillin, and Gohan. In the same respect, these guys I fought sent out their weakest fighter. He was like hispanic or something, and was like a foot shorter than me. I was thinking "I can take this guy"
So I walk up to him, and just SLUG him right in the face as I walked up to him, and then he kind of takes the blow, and then I'm like "yeah, I'm the shit." and like lightning, as he's on the ground he punches me in the dick! and I go down for the count. and run away.
TKO I lose 
0-1, Yeah, I have horrible fighting record. Maybe one day I'll learn how to fight.
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Yes.
I once got into a fight with a friend, long story short, at the end of the fight, there was me alive, and 2 bleeding motherfuckers, Hell yeah, I'm a fist fighter
funkie 2 - 0 peopleWHOsuck
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United States24750 Posts
When I was in elementary school the principle called my dad at work and said I was caught beating up three other students. He then called her an idiot and hung up.
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so let's see, right now one voter beat the other voter up and the remaining one is a bystander. I'll be a bystander too.
edit: ah, too late. It was 1,1,1 just now.
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I've been in about 5-6 fights, but the last one was about 10 years ago. I only lost once.
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if the fight didn't happen in high school it doesn't count.
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Aim for the nose, they'll be dazed if they never took a hard hit there, easy finish. Plus as a bonus you make their eyes water
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You can see me fighting every few months on television in the UFC. I go by the last name Silva.
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No, because I'm nice to everyone, and avoid conflict.
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United States17042 Posts
On November 09 2008 12:54 micronesia wrote:
When I was in elementary school the principle called my dad at work and said I was caught beating up three other students. He then called her an idiot and hung up.
I think that you win. Hardcore.
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Oh man, if I was my dad I would have a lot to post in this thread. He grew up in Oakland, lol so yeah people who know about Oakland should get what I'm saying.
As for me, I grew up in Sunnyvale. Name is quite appropriate, it's basically happy rainbow lala land. Suffice to say I've never been in an actual fight, I socked some kids back when I was in my high school's marching band though.
Edit: and wow micronesia is a scrapper, taking on three kids at once
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One win and one loss. My win was back in first grade where the vast majority of kids were roughly the same size and I managed to perform this sick judo throw and made the kid run off. My loss was in junior high, where I tried to dodge a punch but ended up hitting me square in the jaw. That dropped me like a sack of potatoes. Both were 1v1 by the way...
Good times good times...
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hmmm....the closest i've been in a fight...
this guy was talking a lot of shit and making threatening gestures... i threw him to the ground with a simple leg sweep when he tried to push me
over before it started
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All you need to do is master the Hadouken and change your name to Ryu. At that point, no one could stop you... except Chun Li and possibly Lu Kang.
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FuDDx
United States5008 Posts
Plenty..... A favriote though sometimes nto so nice to yourself though totally worth it is the head butt to the face while there still trying to talk shit works everytime.Though watch for the friends they may try to get after you,more often after youve allready stoped some douches rant with a headbutt,silly friends jumping in.
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i was jumped by a couple guys back in middle school
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Yes, in Highschool there was this guy who would never shut up in English class and we did not like each other at all. One day he was being annoying as usual and started to throw stuff at me and I finally got pissed off enough to throw the stuff back at him in which he stopped. As class was leaving I walked out and he pushed me from behind and I hit the lockers at which point he tried to punch me but missed. I punched him and he fell then I kicked him and then got grabbed by teachers due to his bitch of a girlfriend had run and got someone. But I did bloody his nose, and he shut up after that.
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yeah I've been in fights, they were all just frenzy emotionally driven fights that i've won and lost. Looking back, I don't wholeheartedly regret it, just a phase of life.
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As embarrassed as I am to say this..
I've lost two fights. Once back in Elementary school a girl kicked my ass, like even when I was on the ground she was kicking me in the stomach and balls.
In middle school this guy was choking out my twin so I punched him in the eye but this kid got held back like 2 grades so he was incredibly bigger than I was. One counter punch took me down and left me with a black eye for a week. But he got kicked out of school. So HA!
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