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Just curious about other fellow TLer's school lives.
Anything weird, embarrassing, or perverted thing ever happen ?
For me it's health class....
Being the immature 13 year old that I was (And almost every other guy in the class) , we were forced to say the word "Penis" until it wasn't funny.
I didn't know that the teachers were that arrogant... Gave up after 2 weeks >.>
It took a VERY LONG TIME. ![](/mirror/smilies/frown.gif)
Thanks for the Feature on Pony Express Lovin' It!
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hmm... last year one of the teachers at school got caught doing drugs, he is still a teacher there. that puzzles me..
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Oh reminds me,
A bunch of my teachers watch porn during passing period... I guess it's legal to do that It would make my school look bad, if it wasn't World Leader AP Calculus 2004-2006.
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Asking out a girl and having her say "I'll get back to you after I finish using you for my own motives"
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Me during health class shouting out when we turned to a picture of the vagina, "OMG IT LOOKS LIKE AN ELEPHANT!". Everyone looked at me, like this kid is never getting laid, their correct thus far, but that's unimportant. What is important is that the next couple of seconds people started to see the elephant inside the picture of the vagina. I think that might of turned one or two kids gay... but it really did look like an elephant so don't really think it was all my fault.
Basic characteristics were falopian tubes and ovaries were curved upward to make the ears, the utterus and vagina were elongated to make it look like the elephants nose. And I forget what part(s) looked like the eyes, but even some girls agreed that the picture of the vagina did look like an elephant. Health got a new edition of the book the following year this one didn't look like anything.
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On September 25 2008 14:39 BuGzlToOnl wrote:Me during health class shouting out when we turned to a picture of the vagina, "OMG IT LOOKS LIKE AN ELEPHANT!". Everyone looked at me, like this kid is never getting laid, their correct thus far, but that's unimportant. What is important is that the next couple of seconds people started to see the elephant inside the picture of the vagina. I think that might of turned one or two kids gay... but it really did look like an elephant so don't really think it was all my fault. Basic characteristics were falopian tubes and ovaries were curved upward to make the ears, the utterus and vagina were elongated to make it look like the elephants nose. And I forget what part(s) looked like the eyes, but even some girls agreed that the picture of the vagina did look like an elephant. Health got a new edition of the book the following year this one didn't look like anything. ![](/mirror/smilies/frown.gif)
LOL!!!!
LOLOLOLOL Wow that's ridiculous
I'm gonna go on google images brb
oh my god i found one that looks like a tiger! awesome
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Lol.. i would have said ultralisk instead.
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Hmm, perverted moments? during highschool, my friends usually gave advices on how to get laid. They also gave some tips on how to know if a girl is still a virgin just by looking at the pussy by placing their middle finger over their index finger. If the pussy looked like that, the girl is still a virgin.
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Weird moment/girl. Her name was Katherine.
During precalculus (sophomore year in college) we used to have these 10 minute breaks because the class was fairly long and we could go out and get a drink or something and then come back and finish lecture, there was this girl that sat in front of me. This girl was insanely hot, it was like the type of girl that doesn't really know how hot she is.
Anyways during class I zone out incredibly bad and start entertaining myself in certain ways, playing with pencil, or messing with the people around me. My friend who we shared about 4 classes together learned to sit behind because of this. One random day I took my pencil and slightly passed it through her hair without really thinking it. She felt it and threw her hair back with her hand in such a manner as to say, "hi". I then the same thing again, but this time with my finger, this might seem weird to some people, but I'm really a "touchy" person and very outgoing if the conditions are right and I like the other person.
Eventually that led to me randomly playing with her hair, and I even put it in braids a couple times lol. But it gets even "weirder" by the normal persons sense of the word. This eventually led up to her placing her head on my desk and I would start to slightly caressing her hair during the break. Gets better, by this time we talked a lot and saw each other in the lounge outside our classroom. When I would stop caressing her hair she would start to purr (yes like a cat) or say "hmmmmm". The first time I responded with, "more?" and she with her eyes closed nodded her head. (I SWEAR TO YOU I AM NOT MAKING THIS UP LOL). People in the class looked at me (I'm consider myself an average to below average looking guy and this girl was hot lol) and were like WTF is going on?
This was the time of the 2girls1cup discovery era, me, my friend, and this girl were having a discussion about it, people around us heard, and then everyone jumped into it lol. This was a nice ice breaker for the entire class. I really want to go back to that time and see how much further I could of gotten. Last day (final's day) she swirled my hair around and said goodbye, I was still taking the test when she did this. She transffered out the next semester to Texas very far away. She didn't say anything about it, but I'm currently stalking her on facebook to see if she drops by again. Hopefully we'll meet again... ![](/mirror/smilies/smile.gif)
There is probably massive typos, but its 2am and security guard is telling me to GTFO the library is closing. I have more that I can share tomorrow or something. I like writing this things out for the nostalgia feeling.
EDIT: Fixed most of the typos I could see at 2:30am in the morning getting up in 4 hours for Human Anatomy YAY!! :p
EDIT2: Next chapter if people contribute to this thread is "Her name was [EDIT]". Not as good as this one but has its moments.
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ahahaha bugz, could you imagine if that went the opposite way, would have made for a very awkward class afterwards.
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Saying orgasm instead of organism when I was reading out loud in middle school and pausing for a good 10 seconds while the teacher stared me down.
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Weeee got internet outside of a Panera bread about 3 blocks from my house pulled over to fix typos for, there aren't many but I'll give it a quick edit.
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On September 25 2008 15:03 BuGzlToOnl wrote:Weird moment/girl. Her name was Katherine. During precalculus (sophomore year in college) we used to have these 10 minute breaks because the class was fairly long and we could go out and get a drink or something and then come back and finish lecture, there was this girl that sat in front of me. This girl was insanely hot, it was like the type of girl that doesn't really know how hot she is. Anyways during class I zone out incredibly bad and start entertaining myself in certain ways, playing with pencil, or messing with the people around me. My friend who we shared about 4 classes together learned to sit behind because of this. One random day I took my pencil and slightly passed it through her hair without really thinking it. She felt it and threw her hair back with her hand in such a manner as to say, "hi". I then the same thing again, but this time with my finger, this might seem weird to some people, but I'm really a "touchy" person and very outgoing if the conditions are right and I like the other person. Eventually that led to me randomly playing with her hair, and I even put it in braids a couple times lol. But it gets even "weirder" by the normal persons sense of the word. This eventually led up to her placing her head on my desk and my slightly caressing her hair during the break. It gets better, by this time we talked a lot and saw each other in the lounge outside our classroom. When I would stop she would start to purr and say "hmmmmm". The first time I responded with, "more?" and she with her eyes closed nodded her head. (I SWEAR TO YOU I AM NOT MAKING THIS UP LOL). People in the class looked at me (I'm consider myself an average to below average looking guy and this girl was hot lol) and were like WTF is going on? This was the time of the 2girls1cup discovery era, me, my, friend and this girl were having a discussion and then everyone jumped into it lol. This was a nice ice breaker for the class want to go back to that time and see how much further I could of gotten. Last day (final's day) she swirled my hair around and said goodbye. She transfered out the next semester to texas very far away. I'm currently stalking her on facebook to see if she drops by again. Hopefully we'll meet again... ![](/mirror/smilies/smile.gif) Theres probably massive typos, but its 2am and security guard is telling me to GTFO the library is closing. I have more that I can share tomorrow or something. I like writing this things out for the nostalgia feeling.
university of texas? name? :p
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On September 25 2008 15:24 TheMusiC wrote:Show nested quote +On September 25 2008 15:03 BuGzlToOnl wrote:Weird moment/girl. Her name was Katherine. During precalculus (sophomore year in college) we used to have these 10 minute breaks because the class was fairly long and we could go out and get a drink or something and then come back and finish lecture, there was this girl that sat in front of me. This girl was insanely hot, it was like the type of girl that doesn't really know how hot she is. Anyways during class I zone out incredibly bad and start entertaining myself in certain ways, playing with pencil, or messing with the people around me. My friend who we shared about 4 classes together learned to sit behind because of this. One random day I took my pencil and slightly passed it through her hair without really thinking it. She felt it and threw her hair back with her hand in such a manner as to say, "hi". I then the same thing again, but this time with my finger, this might seem weird to some people, but I'm really a "touchy" person and very outgoing if the conditions are right and I like the other person. Eventually that led to me randomly playing with her hair, and I even put it in braids a couple times lol. But it gets even "weirder" by the normal persons sense of the word. This eventually led up to her placing her head on my desk and my slightly caressing her hair during the break. It gets better, by this time we talked a lot and saw each other in the lounge outside our classroom. When I would stop she would start to purr and say "hmmmmm". The first time I responded with, "more?" and she with her eyes closed nodded her head. (I SWEAR TO YOU I AM NOT MAKING THIS UP LOL). People in the class looked at me (I'm consider myself an average to below average looking guy and this girl was hot lol) and were like WTF is going on? This was the time of the 2girls1cup discovery era, me, my, friend and this girl were having a discussion and then everyone jumped into it lol. This was a nice ice breaker for the class want to go back to that time and see how much further I could of gotten. Last day (final's day) she swirled my hair around and said goodbye. She transfered out the next semester to texas very far away. I'm currently stalking her on facebook to see if she drops by again. Hopefully we'll meet again... ![](/mirror/smilies/smile.gif) Theres probably massive typos, but its 2am and security guard is telling me to GTFO the library is closing. I have more that I can share tomorrow or something. I like writing this things out for the nostalgia feeling. university of texas? name? :p
univeristy IN texas, sorry.
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For me it's when my PE teacher was descovered as a pedophile and sent to jail.
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On September 25 2008 15:20 MyCrow wrote: Saying orgasm instead of organism when I was reading out loud in middle school and pausing for a good 10 seconds while the teacher stared me down.
BUTTS
LOL BUTTS o.O
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Oh man...I love these types of threads. I wish I had something really good to contribute.
The only moment that came to mind when I thought about this was actually something I hadn't thought about in several years. When it happened, I thought, "That's fucked up." But now when I think of it, I think, "That's fucked up."
My sister and I went to the same middle school and had some of the same teachers. She was 3 years ahead of me. We both had the same teacher for a certain subject in 7th and 8th grade. He was around 25-30 when I had him.
When I was either in 7th or 8th grade -- I don't remember which -- this teacher was talking to me and a few other male students in between classes. He went around to each of us that had an older female sibling and said what he thought about their tits and ass (actually using the words "tits" and "ass" which somehow seems to make what he did even less forgivable).
So when he was telling me this, my sister was either 15 or 16, and when he had last had her as a student, she was 13. He still occasionally saw her, even though she went to a different school at this point, so he also remarked about how her tits/ass had changed in recent years.
Also, that same teacher had another interesting behavior. When an obviously prepubescent male student wasn't listening to him, he would say something along the lines of "Listen, once you hit puberty, you're not going to be able to get away with things like this."
I think that's kinda funny, to be honest, but it also seems pretty cruel.
Interestingly, he was the favorite teacher of many.
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that sounds awfully tasty BuGzlToOnl purrrr~**
edit: bah, too embarassed/weirded/peverted to post anything.. besides, you guys all trump me ez
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