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by intrigue with a lot of help from IntoTheWow
hi new bees! some big noobs once asked me: well, i'll just quote it for you
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the beginning
it starts with a poll, where the masses of tl decide your fate. this usually means you're autobanned.
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look at me getting G-_-Ged
i am not an emo!
the perks start right away! your name is listed in nice bold letters in an immortal thread, for tl history to appreciate : ] a reason is nicely typed out! someone somewhere has expended effort because of you! i don't know what happened here but these messages usually aren't so mean.
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you are famose!!!1 famous people start talking about you, and your name is listed among the likes of A+ terrans who are good at Scare A Protoss
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the journey!
so here i am logging in at the beginning of a long exam day, where i need tl to get by!
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sicK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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nicholas cage talks about how there are two statues of liberty, a dazzling snowscape and castle, a sparkling clean lake... it can't be!
i am here!
disneylandddddddddddddddddddd
you can play around and go to wherever you fancy, i spend most of my time here:
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^^
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tinkerbell has a hot body (anyone else notice this?)
things to keep in mind/tips for success:
as a banned user, you cannot edit your profile:
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bonus tip!
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as a banned user, you cannot send pms:
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make sure you have multiple smurf accounts (and email addresses to register with) ready to spam whoever banned you!!!!
ban lengths often vary. keep your posting history clean so mods show leniency when banning you! for example, post like me:
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be concise, to the point, and consistent!
avoid the following conversations with people in power!
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Session Start (me:haji): Thu Dec 13 23:57:38 2007
[23:57:42] me: how many posts do you think i cna make
[23:57:44] *** Auto-response from haji: I am currently away from the computer.
[23:57:47] me: containing only 'stfu'
[23:57:51] me: before i get banned
[23:57:52] haji: idk
[23:57:52] *** Auto-response sent to haji: there was once a velveteen wabbit
[23:57:58] me: let's guess
[23:57:58] haji: but you're about to get 2 day banned!
[23:58:00] me: hahaha
[23:58:00] haji: huahahah
[23:58:02] haji: so ZERO
[23:58:04] haji: ZEROOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[23:58:05] me: cmon cmon
[23:58:06] me: guess
[23:58:11] me: i think i can get as high as 30
[23:58:25] me: ya? ya/
[23:58:39] me: did you watch the replay sectino rep yet
[23:58:40] haji: ZERO
[23:58:42] haji: ZERO
[23:58:46] haji: ZERO
[23:58:51] haji: OH HEY I WON
[23:58:53] haji: YOU"RE BANNED
[23:58:54] me: hahaha
[23:58:55] me: WTF
[23:59:38] me: LOL
[23:57:42] me: how many posts do you think i cna make
[23:57:44] *** Auto-response from haji: I am currently away from the computer.
[23:57:47] me: containing only 'stfu'
[23:57:51] me: before i get banned
[23:57:52] haji: idk
[23:57:52] *** Auto-response sent to haji: there was once a velveteen wabbit
[23:57:58] me: let's guess
[23:57:58] haji: but you're about to get 2 day banned!
[23:58:00] me: hahaha
[23:58:00] haji: huahahah
[23:58:02] haji: so ZERO
[23:58:04] haji: ZEROOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[23:58:05] me: cmon cmon
[23:58:06] me: guess
[23:58:11] me: i think i can get as high as 30
[23:58:25] me: ya? ya/
[23:58:39] me: did you watch the replay sectino rep yet
[23:58:40] haji: ZERO
[23:58:42] haji: ZERO
[23:58:46] haji: ZERO
[23:58:51] haji: OH HEY I WON
[23:58:53] haji: YOU"RE BANNED
[23:58:54] me: hahaha
[23:58:55] me: WTF
[23:59:38] me: LOL
i hope this has helped you! god bless teamliquid : ]
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