hi new bees! some big noobs once asked me: well, i'll just quote it for you
[12:37:43] hey intrigue [50:13:37] yes, chill? [12:37:47] what is it like being banned? [12:37:50] i am a stupid goodie two shoes [12:37:52] durrrrr [12:37:53] ya i am also rly dum please tell me [50:13:37] ok my fans i guess i'll make a thread
the beginning it starts with a poll, where the masses of tl decide your fate. this usually means you're autobanned. + Show Spoiler +
look at me getting G-_-Ged i am not an emo!
the perks start right away! your name is listed in nice bold letters in an immortal thread, for tl history to appreciate : ] a reason is nicely typed out! someone somewhere has expended effort because of you! i don't know what happened here but these messages usually aren't so mean. + Show Spoiler +
you are famose!!!1 famous people start talking about you, and your name is listed among the likes of A+ terrans who are good at Scare A Protoss + Show Spoiler +
the journey! so here i am logging in at the beginning of a long exam day, where i need tl to get by! + Show Spoiler +
make sure you have multiple smurf accounts (and email addresses to register with) ready to spam whoever banned you!!!!
ban lengths often vary. keep your posting history clean so mods show leniency when banning you! for example, post like me: + Show Spoiler +
be concise, to the point, and consistent!
avoid the following conversations with people in power! + Show Spoiler +
Session Start (me:haji): Thu Dec 13 23:57:38 2007 [23:57:42] me: how many posts do you think i cna make [23:57:44] *** Auto-response from haji: I am currently away from the computer. [23:57:47] me: containing only 'stfu' [23:57:51] me: before i get banned [23:57:52] haji: idk [23:57:52] *** Auto-response sent to haji: there was once a velveteen wabbit [23:57:58] me: let's guess [23:57:58] haji: but you're about to get 2 day banned! [23:58:00] me: hahaha [23:58:00] haji: huahahah [23:58:02] haji: so ZERO [23:58:04] haji: ZEROOOOOOOOOOOOOO [23:58:05] me: cmon cmon [23:58:06] me: guess [23:58:11] me: i think i can get as high as 30 [23:58:25] me: ya? ya/ [23:58:39] me: did you watch the replay sectino rep yet [23:58:40] haji: ZERO [23:58:42] haji: ZERO [23:58:46] haji: ZERO [23:58:51] haji: OH HEY I WON [23:58:53] haji: YOU"RE BANNED [23:58:54] me: hahaha [23:58:55] me: WTF [23:59:38] me: LOL
i hope this has helped you! god bless teamliquid : ]
On December 15 2007 08:34 {88}iNcontroL wrote: nice thread. But I think you can REALLY only do proper research with more time. I think another examination is required, perhaps 2 weeks or more?
Why don't you take another 2 weeks off and help him research as well.
On December 15 2007 08:34 {88}iNcontroL wrote: nice thread. But I think you can REALLY only do proper research with more time. I think another examination is required, perhaps 2 weeks or more?
Why don't you take another 2 weeks off and help him research as well.
I didnt take any weeks off. The last time I was temp banned was like a year ago? The recent one you are confused over (but evidently cant keep track of time, as 2 weeks would be over in like 6 days?) was an inside joke.
Why dont YOU take 2 weeks off? I guess to keep the trend going of unoriginal responses?
On December 15 2007 14:43 samachking wrote: Lmao Great topic, I always wanted to know what happens when you go to disneyland And now wtf is wrong with the 3k SCV?
On December 15 2007 14:43 samachking wrote: Lmao Great topic, I always wanted to know what happens when you go to disneyland And now wtf is wrong with the 3k SCV?
i can't give you details, but here's a tip if someone has a red name, don't have sex with their mother
I remember getting temp banned and not knowing it cause I stopped browsing TL for a while. When I came back(on the last day before getting unbanned) I went on TL and it directed me to Disney.com...
On December 15 2007 14:43 samachking wrote: Lmao Great topic, I always wanted to know what happens when you go to disneyland And now wtf is wrong with the 3k SCV?
Ask mods for an ultralisc icon and you shall know.
On December 15 2007 14:43 samachking wrote: Lmao Great topic, I always wanted to know what happens when you go to disneyland And now wtf is wrong with the 3k SCV?
i can't give you details, but here's a tip if someone has a red name, don't have sex with their mother
On December 16 2007 00:41 MoNKeYSpanKeR wrote: rofl intrigue, i know how it feels to be one of the many visitors to disneyland, wheither permenantly or temporary.
There was this short wall with a bush next to it. I tried to jump it but my pants got caught on a branch and slammed me into the edge of the bush/wall. I brushed it off and went into the post office. So I'm standing there at the automatic stamp/letter weighing machine and noticed people staring at me. (I just figure they are amazed at my micro on the machine) So anyways there I am when all the sudden my forearm drips blood on the floor. I look at it and its like a giant half dried blood clotting bubble about the size of a small marble. So I'm like oh fuck, gotta clean this up. There are no bathrooms in the post office. What the fuck?
PS- Why didn't anyone say anything, its like they were waiting for me to brush my arm onto my white shirt so they could all cheer or something.
I have committed bannable offenses on one or two occasions. However, I have not seen Disney. This is because I have slept with most of the admin staff, and since I have dirt on them they can't touch me.
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