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Aperture Mafia 4: This Time it's Personal
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Keirathi
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On March 25 2015 08:43 justanothertownie wrote: Well, guaranteed is not the correct word... Bah, semantics  Guaranteed to be dead by day 3 if you didn't die before me and you didn't play with your pants on your head! | ||
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Keirathi
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+ Show Spoiler + Dont mind me. I'm just over here minding my business. *slips in and steals some GreYMisT points* | ||
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Gg everyone. Gl team. | ||
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![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/MWBgGAH.jpg) YO. Listen up. I'm running for President (warrior). You're going to vote me. Why? Because I'm the best fucking player to ever grace these forums. I am 100% right 100% of the time. I'm the baddest of the badass warriors. I'm the fucking Mr.T of warriors. Still not convinced? Let's talk about my credentials. Obviously everyone already knows that I am the God of GreYMisT games. So we'll skip talking about that. But did you also know that I actually outran the tortoise in The Tortoise and the Hare stories? It's true. My name got omitted from the stories because it just doesn't have the same "oomph" if the Tortoise doesn't actually win the race. Yes, the hare was a lazy ass. No, I wasn't. The tortoise came in second. I'm just that good. Even better, I'm in the Guiness Book of World Records! For what? For having the most chest hair. Because I'm a man. A man's man. The kind that knows how to get shit done. The kind who says "Hold my beer and watch this shit" on the regular. A real down-to-earth American Hero. ![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/hXrqI3u.jpg) STILL not convinced? Did you know that I once fought a bear with my bare hands? A massive, angry momma grizzly bear. Yea, she was a feisty one. She's my wife now. It's such a great story, Cards Against Humanity even dedicated a card to me. Now, I know what you're thinking. "Keir, there's no way all of that stuff is true." Well you're WRONG. I wouldn't lie about shit like this. I'm the real deal, and I'm here to win this game for town. Because fuck those mafia dudes. We run this shit. Not them. We don't stand for no pansy-asses sneakin' around tryin' to steal our booze and women. We're not going to take it it sitting down. Like my mentor, Sir Cave Johnson, once said: ![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/zszqjsJ.png) The mafia are the lemons. We don't want them, and fuck anyone who tries to make us keep them. A vote for me is a vote for freedom. A vote for winning. Town can't be burdened by fear so get your candy-asses in gear. Don't fuck with this town, or you're going down. Now go place your vote for Keir. And if you refuse to vote for me after all of that, well all I can say is: ![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/Uzi075t.jpg) | ||
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On March 28 2015 08:03 Snarfs wrote: Keirathi, how would you select a candidate for lynch? I can smell what The Rock is cookin', and would lynch accordingly. | ||
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On March 28 2015 08:06 Hapahauli wrote: Dammit. I wanted to play a wizard. w/e game sux Scum #1 1/X down, X-1 more to go. | ||
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On March 28 2015 08:15 Hapahauli wrote: lynch all liars, etc etc. OVERRULED. Court adjourned. | ||
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Keirathi
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NO. You want to be cleric. I am the part leader. Get in line, subordinate. | ||
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On March 28 2015 08:18 ExO_ wrote: Just to make sure i'm on the right page: Day 1 vote isn't to lynch, but to elect the adventuring party right? Or will the warrior be lynch if the rogue says so? Rogue only gets to force a no-lynch if they want. | ||
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Keirathi
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On March 28 2015 08:20 ExO_ wrote: Right, I got that part. But let's say they decide they want a lynch: who's getting lynched? Is it the warrior, who will have the most votes in the voting thread? The warrior gets to pick who they want to lynch. Then (presumably after the warrior chooses?) the rogue can decide to no-lynch. Actually, it might be that the rogue has to decide if there's a no-lynch before the warrior chooses who they want to lynch. Either way, the warrior picks the person. | ||
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Keirathi
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Everyone stop it! You're ruining it I'm the mayor I saw it in my dreams! | ||
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On March 28 2015 08:27 Sepulchre wrote: Thinking about it, the cleric is probably the most important role of the three. Why's that? | ||
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On March 28 2015 09:35 VisceraEyes wrote: I will not vote for anyone based on their self-aggrandizing campaign posters. You know who I will vote for though? ##Vote: yamato This guy. Scum #2 2/X down. X-2 to go. | ||
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On March 28 2015 09:40 VisceraEyes wrote: Case in point: Keirathi. He spent a LOT of time on his campaign post, and has spent a LOT of time telling people to vote for him, and that's not how I want the person I vote for to be spending their time. EZPZ. I already found 2 scum. What more do you want from me!? | ||
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On March 28 2015 09:44 ritoky wrote: Isn't there the loophole where every mafia votes for him and he is forced to lynch town? That doesn't seem like a winning strategy. VE knows that. That's why VE is mafia. | ||
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