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Welcome to LiquiScoop, the #1 weekly newsletter for everything that goes on in the Teamliquid.net forums! Here you'll find notable threads, notable posters, and some fun original content as well.
A big thanks to IntoTheWow and dronebabo for their tireless help, as well as Oxy and Smurg who do all the great photoshop work for us. Without them, LiquiScoop would not happen. Enjoy!
We're back! We hope everyone had a great Thanksgiving Break, perhaps excitedly looking forward to the next new LiquiScoop. If this does accurately describe what you were excitedly looking forward to, then you are in luck because that is exactly what you are reading right now!
Also, I'd like to formally apologize to Live2Win for forgetting to include his icon in the Icon-Staff Match Game. Live2Win, I promise, I will make it up to you.
Also, we are announcing something HUGE for next week's LiquiScoop:
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Week of 11/20/06 to 12/03/06 [015]
Notable Threads
- Find answers to the timeless riddle Bat vs Knife. Note: NOT an emo decide-how-to-kill-self thread.
- Zombies are coming and you have to prepare.
- Anti-Rape Condoms, aka penis shredder-vise. Also, should high schools distribute condoms?
- We all want to know what is so special about that sled painting. It better not be a hoax.
- A Song of Ice and Fire. This is only here because I am a fanboy and the selection of threads these past two weeks has been horrifically poor.
Image of the Week
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Image of the Week #2
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Funny Post of the Week
- In I found the way that a merine beat a lurker:
+ Show Spoiler +On November 30 2006 01:23 dragon_lil wrote:
I think it's no problem if the lurker isn't under land.
On November 30 2006 01:40 Mortality wrote:
Uhhh....since you are new here, I should warn you that recently the admins have been cracking down on people who make retarded posts. ;;
On November 30 2006 01:45 dragon_lil wrote:
Just relax it.
On November 30 2006 01:47 dragon_lil wrote:
And there is another way.
The lurker is your ally's.
Funny Post of the Week #2
- In Distributing condoms in high schools?:
+ Show Spoiler +On December 04 2006 04:00 MoltkeWarding wrote:
I got free condoms in university. What a waste of resources.
LiquiScoop Poll of the Week
- Please vote, we appreciate it!
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Forum Statistic of the Week
- All these statistics are 100% true.
+ Show Spoiler +8% of the posters in the TL.net Ten Commandments thread are banned.
Those demonstrating poor reading comprehension skills include:
_Carlodajin_, 1337, Alpha, As.I.Lay.Dying, BoyNeverStop, Demi, Dez, Ekii, eRicLe, ExtreameZerg, Eye-Lose, Feuerbach, FuckTeamliquid, Gigglepants, Green.Writer, IcedEarth, InsomniacAntiSocial, J1, JohnBallsac, killer, kloownz, L o V e D o M, LIL LOC, LimYoHwan_Legacy, Louis Philippe, mitsy, Mr_Pink, Onvear, Painter, random32, rednob, RoboSexuaL, RuGbUg, SexyPerLiGO, somodi, STIMEY d okgm fish, Susan Reader, SyntaxError, T1_iloveSinky, Tangram_Master, WhyDidTheyBanMe, and wtfmate.
To our knowledge, only 4 are Stimey accounts.
Crusade against Homework Threads
- We have won. The past two weeks have seen a substantial drop in Homework Threads, to the point of having virtually no presence at all in the General Forum. I salute you, crusaders, for your devotion and courage. Disband and return to your farmlands, but be ready to trade your plowshares for swords for the next crusade.
- Triumphs: 1 2 3 4 5
Old Closed Forum Thread of the Week
- Each week, we at LiquiScoop find one thread from the Closed Forum. These threads are diamonds in the rough, underappreciated secret threads that the Mods did not want you to see. They will now get their well-deserved time in the spotlight. Unfortunately you can't post in them, but you can view them, jaws agape in utter awe, mouth salivating in anticipation at what hidden treasures the Closed Forum will yield next week.
This week's OCFTotW is titled "What is Rundll32 ??"
Click to find out what happened after the topic creator deleted this mysterious file.
Ban of the Week
- This week's honor goes to Rekrul, who banned AND nuked 3threal[EoC] due to his idiocy here and here Take a look at 3threal[EoC]'s post graph, can you guess roughly when he was banned?
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LiquiScoop Fanmail of the Week
- Our fans seek the wisdom of Bubbles, the LiquiScoop Warrior Monkey.
Unfortunately, since Bubbles has been banned and due to our hiatus, there is no fanmail this week. Fanmail will make its return next week, where the LiquiScoop staff will attempt to give advice on anything you guys want. Ask away!
Send your fanmail to liquid.scoop@gmail.com or PM Hot_Bid, IntoTheWow, or dronebabo.
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Thanks to Xeofreestyler for doing the Photoshop work on the Zerg theme and Perm Ban card art.
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I love the Ekii card. It was only a matter of time before that pic was used for such comedic gold. 
