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LiquiScoop - Week of November 27th 2006

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Hot_Bid
Profile Blog Joined October 2003
Braavos36375 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-12-05 18:36:46
December 04 2006 12:48 GMT
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Welcome to LiquiScoop, the #1 weekly newsletter for everything that goes on in the Teamliquid.net forums! Here you'll find notable threads, notable posters, and some fun original content as well.

A big thanks to IntoTheWow and dronebabo for their tireless help, as well as Oxy and Smurg who do all the great photoshop work for us. Without them, LiquiScoop would not happen. Enjoy!


We're back! We hope everyone had a great Thanksgiving Break, perhaps excitedly looking forward to the next new LiquiScoop. If this does accurately describe what you were excitedly looking forward to, then you are in luck because that is exactly what you are reading right now!

Also, I'd like to formally apologize to Live2Win for forgetting to include his icon in the Icon-Staff Match Game. Live2Win, I promise, I will make it up to you.

Also, we are announcing something HUGE for next week's LiquiScoop:
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LIVE2WIN RULES!!!

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Week of 11/20/06 to 12/03/06 [015]

Notable Threads
  • Find answers to the timeless riddle Bat vs Knife. Note: NOT an emo decide-how-to-kill-self thread.

  • Zombies are coming and you have to prepare.

  • Anti-Rape Condoms, aka penis shredder-vise. Also, should high schools distribute condoms?

  • We all want to know what is so special about that sled painting. It better not be a hoax.

  • A Song of Ice and Fire. This is only here because I am a fanboy and the selection of threads these past two weeks has been horrifically poor.


Image of the Week
  • In japanese sex machine
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Image of the Week #2
  • In I Believe (NaDa)
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Funny Post of the Week
  • In I found the way that a merine beat a lurker:
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    On November 30 2006 01:23 dragon_lil wrote:
    I think it's no problem if the lurker isn't under land.

    On November 30 2006 01:40 Mortality wrote:
    Uhhh....since you are new here, I should warn you that recently the admins have been cracking down on people who make retarded posts. ;;

    On November 30 2006 01:45 dragon_lil wrote:
    Just relax it.

    On November 30 2006 01:47 dragon_lil wrote:
    And there is another way.
    The lurker is your ally's.


Funny Post of the Week #2
  • In Distributing condoms in high schools?:
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    On December 04 2006 04:00 MoltkeWarding wrote:
    I got free condoms in university. What a waste of resources.


LiquiScoop Poll of the Week
  • Please vote, we appreciate it!
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    Poll: LiquiScoop Feedback
    (Vote): More Forum Summaries (Notable Threads)
    (Vote): More Original Content (Card Game)
    (Vote): More Interactive Content (Haiku Contest)
    (Vote): Keep it the same


Forum Statistic of the Week
  • All these statistics are 100% true.
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    8% of the posters in the TL.net Ten Commandments thread are banned.

    Those demonstrating poor reading comprehension skills include:
    _Carlodajin_, 1337, Alpha, As.I.Lay.Dying, BoyNeverStop, Demi, Dez, Ekii, eRicLe, ExtreameZerg, Eye-Lose, Feuerbach, FuckTeamliquid, Gigglepants, Green.Writer, IcedEarth, InsomniacAntiSocial, J1, JohnBallsac, killer, kloownz, L o V e D o M, LIL LOC, LimYoHwan_Legacy, Louis Philippe, mitsy, Mr_Pink, Onvear, Painter, random32, rednob, RoboSexuaL, RuGbUg, SexyPerLiGO, somodi, STIMEY d okgm fish, Susan Reader, SyntaxError, T1_iloveSinky, Tangram_Master, WhyDidTheyBanMe, and wtfmate.

    To our knowledge, only 4 are Stimey accounts.


Crusade against Homework Threads
  • We have won. The past two weeks have seen a substantial drop in Homework Threads, to the point of having virtually no presence at all in the General Forum. I salute you, crusaders, for your devotion and courage. Disband and return to your farmlands, but be ready to trade your plowshares for swords for the next crusade.

  • Triumphs: 1 2 3 4 5


Old Closed Forum Thread of the Week
  • Each week, we at LiquiScoop find one thread from the Closed Forum. These threads are diamonds in the rough, underappreciated secret threads that the Mods did not want you to see. They will now get their well-deserved time in the spotlight. Unfortunately you can't post in them, but you can view them, jaws agape in utter awe, mouth salivating in anticipation at what hidden treasures the Closed Forum will yield next week.

    This week's OCFTotW is titled "What is Rundll32 ??"
    Click to find out what happened after the topic creator deleted this mysterious file.


Ban of the Week
  • This week's honor goes to Rekrul, who banned AND nuked 3threal[EoC] due to his idiocy here and here Take a look at 3threal[EoC]'s post graph, can you guess roughly when he was banned?
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LiquiScoop Fanmail of the Week
  • Our fans seek the wisdom of Bubbles, the LiquiScoop Warrior Monkey.

    Unfortunately, since Bubbles has been banned and due to our hiatus, there is no fanmail this week. Fanmail will make its return next week, where the LiquiScoop staff will attempt to give advice on anything you guys want. Ask away!

    Send your fanmail to liquid.scoop@gmail.com or PM Hot_Bid, IntoTheWow, or dronebabo.


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dronebabo
Profile Blog Joined December 2003
10866 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-12-04 12:48:31
December 04 2006 12:48 GMT
#2
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IntoTheWow
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
is awesome32275 Posts
December 04 2006 12:49 GMT
#3
BANG BANG
Moderator<:3-/-<
Hot_Bid
Profile Blog Joined October 2003
Braavos36375 Posts
December 04 2006 12:51 GMT
#4
AND WE'RE BACK!!!!
@Hot_Bid on Twitter - ESPORTS life since 2010 - http://i.imgur.com/U2psw.png
dronebabo
Profile Blog Joined December 2003
10866 Posts
December 04 2006 13:07 GMT
#5
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ManaBlue
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
Canada10458 Posts
December 04 2006 13:14 GMT
#6
To our knowledge only 4 are Stimey accounts.

Hahaha!

Sexy as usual boys. I love the Ekii card. It was only a matter of time before that pic was used for such comedic gold.
ModeratorTL VOD legends: Live2Win, hasuprotoss, Cadical, rinizim, Mani, thedeadhaji, Kennigit, SonuvBob, yakii, fw, pheer, CDRdude, pholon, Uraeus, zatic, baezzi. The contributors make this site what it is. *Props to FakeSteve for respecting the guitar gods*
Alborz
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
Canada1551 Posts
December 04 2006 13:17 GMT
#7
the cards hahahaha
mahnini
Profile Blog Joined October 2005
United States6862 Posts
December 04 2006 13:32 GMT
#8
Awesome July card, haha. Keep up the great work guys!
the world's a playground. you know that when you're a kid, but somewhere along the way everyone forgets it.
Coagulation
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States9633 Posts
December 04 2006 13:35 GMT
#9
why the hell are you putting advertisments for KFC mcdonalds Pizzahut in the cards
completely ruins it.
Hot_Bid
Profile Blog Joined October 2003
Braavos36375 Posts
December 04 2006 13:45 GMT
#10
On December 04 2006 22:35 Coagulation wrote:
why the hell are you putting advertisments for KFC mcdonalds Pizzahut in the cards
completely ruins it.

uh, july signed contracts with those companies -_-

dont you feel stupid
@Hot_Bid on Twitter - ESPORTS life since 2010 - http://i.imgur.com/U2psw.png
OverTheUnder
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
United States2929 Posts
December 04 2006 13:56 GMT
#11
On December 04 2006 22:35 Coagulation wrote:
why the hell are you putting advertisments for KFC mcdonalds Pizzahut in the cards
completely ruins it.


-_-





gj guys^_^
Honor would be taking it up the ass and curing all diseases, damn how stupid can people get. -baal http://puertoricanbw.ytmnd.com/
MTF
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United States1739 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-12-04 14:12:02
December 04 2006 14:11 GMT
#12
Awesome as usual. <3

The Ekii card and graph of 3threal's post count cracked me up. XD
Voted for increase in more interactive content, by the way. I'd definitely enter another haiku contest or whatever. Competition is what this game was built on and it's fun!

Please never stop making LiquiScoop. :p
Think. :)
HonestTea *
Profile Blog Joined December 2005
5007 Posts
December 04 2006 14:49 GMT
#13
What can I say? Nothing but love for you guys
returns upon momentous occasions.
yubee
Profile Blog Joined May 2006
United States3826 Posts
December 04 2006 15:20 GMT
#14
hahaha great edition guys!

Just keep up it.
azndsh
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States4447 Posts
December 04 2006 15:26 GMT
#15
Absolutely LOVES the starleague series. At this rate, you'll be able to make a real card game. Add in nuances (min cost, gas cost), proleague team bonuses, etc. xD
Coagulation
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States9633 Posts
December 04 2006 16:09 GMT
#16
On December 04 2006 22:45 Hot_Bid wrote:
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On December 04 2006 22:35 Coagulation wrote:
why the hell are you putting advertisments for KFC mcdonalds Pizzahut in the cards
completely ruins it.

uh, july signed contracts with those companies -_-

dont you feel stupid


why would i feel stupid?

i asked a question and got an answer.

Hot_Bid
Profile Blog Joined October 2003
Braavos36375 Posts
December 04 2006 16:10 GMT
#17
was a joke, clearly hes not signed on with mcdonalds or starbucks or any of those companies

why do you think it "ruins" it?
@Hot_Bid on Twitter - ESPORTS life since 2010 - http://i.imgur.com/U2psw.png
Musli
Profile Blog Joined February 2004
Poland5130 Posts
December 04 2006 17:15 GMT
#18
Quote:
"Hahahaha that was hilarious, loved it "
"Keep it up boys " - Ekii
/Quote
Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall || mail/msn: muslii@gmail.com
MTF
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United States1739 Posts
December 04 2006 17:15 GMT
#19
On December 05 2006 01:10 Hot_Bid wrote:
was a joke, clearly hes not signed on with mcdonalds or starbucks or any of those companies

why do you think it "ruins" it?


It got a chuckle out of me. : x
Think. :)
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19135 Posts
December 04 2006 17:34 GMT
#20
WB <3. Btw the Ekii card cracked me up as did the "To our knowledge, only 4 are Stimey accounts." ^^.

Good return!
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
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