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Chezinu
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States7448 Posts
July 09 2012 23:48 GMT
#59
Hey Guys, I'm Chezinu!
lol, clueless in The Prism!
Chezinu
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States7448 Posts
July 16 2012 04:25 GMT
#173
I've been f5ing and stalking them and pming them.. Just know... that I'm here for your comrade
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Chezinu
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States7448 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-07-16 04:31:03
July 16 2012 04:29 GMT
#175
Of course you do, your fellow comrades are creating a new website for the company right here
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Chezinu
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States7448 Posts
July 16 2012 04:42 GMT
#177
[image loading]

Image taken from http://pcpenterprises.net


PCP Enterprise... real or fake? That is for you to decided... What exactly do they do? horses? animal health? real estate? what service and products do they provide? Let the game begin...
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Chezinu
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States7448 Posts
July 16 2012 05:01 GMT
#179
On July 16 2012 13:43 Q-bert-Z wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 16 2012 13:42 Chezinu wrote:
[image loading]

Image taken from http://pcpenterprises.net


PCP Enterprise... real or fake? That is for you to decided... What exactly do they do? horses? animal health? real estate? what service and products do they provide? Let the game begin...

Dude, the game began the moment you signed up.


aww, why thank you!

Ok, guys... we needs to get this game going with flamewheel or not! (and without protact if necessary!). Let us rise up and form this company of ours! We don't need to be told what to do for I can tell you! Let's get organized. First off, we need a head count for active employees. The most dedicated of the bunch shall be the most vigilant. So, who is awake? Respond if you are here!
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Chezinu
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States7448 Posts
July 16 2012 05:05 GMT
#183
On July 16 2012 14:03 Probulous wrote:
Chezinu, what is the significance of the boats? In my experience yachts are always used to launder money and ship pure cocaine.

What are you talking about??? the ships are not shipping pcp!
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Chezinu
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States7448 Posts
July 16 2012 05:05 GMT
#184
I'm mean ummm cocaine!
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Chezinu
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States7448 Posts
July 16 2012 05:06 GMT
#185
Greetings fellow PCP enterprise employees,

My name is Mr. Walton. I am here today to instruct you in this intensive communication training program. As you have already fully grasp the chain of command communication system that has been established in this company for over a century, it is now time for you along with your fellow comrades to make further progress. It is time to talk with your co-workers face to face. I know it may seem tribal, but studies have shown that communication that coincides with physical contact is highly impactful in comparison to sending messages via the System.

So please, say Hello.

Do not be shy. I will stand here patiently until you begin to speak. Pretend as if I am not present in the room, until I correct and critique your interactions, of course.
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Chezinu
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States7448 Posts
July 16 2012 06:16 GMT
#195
##Vote EchelonTee

I wonder if this works...

On July 16 2012 15:12 Probulous wrote:
When you say
Show nested quote +
so we should try to create an environment that is shifting too much for that message to be useful.


What exactly do you mean?


Chaos

in order of course...

On July 16 2012 15:09 Q-bert-Z wrote:
Walton, are you the Batman?


No, I'm a fellow employee whom's job is to instruct you on your articulation skills. The content of the matter is quite meaningless to me. I just need to make sure to follow orders first and complete my job second.


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Chezinu
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States7448 Posts
July 16 2012 06:20 GMT
#196
Call me Unizehc... Walton Unizehc...*pulls fake face off* [image loading]
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Chezinu
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States7448 Posts
July 16 2012 06:33 GMT
#199
On July 16 2012 15:25 Probulous wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 16 2012 15:16 Chezinu wrote:
##Vote EchelonTee

I wonder if this works...

On July 16 2012 15:12 Probulous wrote:
When you say
so we should try to create an environment that is shifting too much for that message to be useful.


What exactly do you mean?


Chaos


they are in the same boat as us right now.


uhz they are.. yeah... what if they blame us for the PCP??? Throw it over board now!!!


On July 16 2012 15:25 Probulous wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 16 2012 15:16 Chezinu wrote:
##Vote EchelonTee

I wonder if this works...

On July 16 2012 15:12 Probulous wrote:
When you say
so we should try to create an environment that is shifting too much for that message to be useful.


What exactly do you mean?


Chaos


Why would a chaotic environment help? Surely the opposite, where people are clear about who they think is scum and why, is much better for finding inconsistencies.

Qbert, can you explain your thoughts please?


Not pure Chaos... seemingly chaotic.. chaos for the mafia but order for the town. finding the right balance is quite an art form. You see... there really is no chaos.... it's just a very very complex event that can't be comprehended easily. The trick is to learn complex order so that the illusion of chaos is eliminated. let me give you an illustration to portray my point.. Let's discuss gray issues.. some people believe they exist and that not everything is black and white. Well, I say it's their perception that need some tinkering.

[image loading]


Ctrl+Scroll to find the answer you are looking for..
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Chezinu
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States7448 Posts
July 16 2012 06:45 GMT
#208
##unvote
##vote: Meapak_Ziphh


You are communicating wonderfully my brethren.
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Chezinu
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States7448 Posts
July 16 2012 06:54 GMT
#213
Down with Meapak_Ziphh!! Rebel! Revolt! Rebuild! You can't tell us what to do!!! Always giving us commands in the name of your "order". We are tired of your rules! Rebel! Revolt! Rebuild
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Chezinu
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States7448 Posts
July 16 2012 07:19 GMT
#222
*puts the Walton mask back on*

Wonderful just wonderful. Is talking face to face with your co-workers fun or what?! I noticed some of you did not even say a word. Shame on you! Now it is time for everyone to break into groups according to the department they work for. Now will everyone please state their name and what department they work under. For instance, My name is Mr. Walton and I work in the communications department. Let's start with the marketing department and then we will move on from there.
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Chezinu
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States7448 Posts
July 16 2012 07:21 GMT
#223
If the Lurker Department is greater than 1/3 of the company, I say we show just say who we work for..
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Chezinu
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States7448 Posts
July 16 2012 07:36 GMT
#226
On July 16 2012 16:30 Q-bert-Z wrote:
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On July 16 2012 16:21 Chezinu wrote:
If the Lurker Department is greater than 1/3 of the company, I say we show just say who we work for..


Sir, not to be disrespectful, but I'm afraid you may have some trouble getting the Lurker Department to report in. On the other gloved hand, if we count all who are not here as members of the Lurker Department, we may be over zealous in our reaction. Perhaps you have an idea for how we might ascertain who exactly might be lurking?

*puts sane detective mask on*

To find a lurker:

look here, http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/index.php?show_part=31 and wait and refresh. If the view count is increasing that means someone is here...

But Who?

Check other threads in teamliquid for clues..

Check your instant messages and steam...

Go to Google and find their secret layer...

You must find all means within the "rules" of the oppressors to find them..

Go now my brother.. Find them and slay them!
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Chezinu
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States7448 Posts
July 16 2012 07:37 GMT
#227
Argh... just missed him... Guess that leaves me to do the bidding..

*puts mad detective mask on*
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Chezinu
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States7448 Posts
July 16 2012 09:46 GMT
#235
On July 16 2012 18:18 Palmar wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 16 2012 18:11 syllogism wrote:
On July 16 2012 18:04 Palmar wrote:
On July 16 2012 18:03 syllogism wrote:
On July 16 2012 17:59 Palmar wrote:
Let's random lynch.

As an alternative, sinani is trolling and taking part in dumb discussion so I'd be fine with killing him.

Sinani? Who is that? Which discussion?


Q-bert-Z is sinani.

He's roleplaying.

Really? That's the last person I would expect him to be, how do you figure? Anyway, you don't usually mind role playing (or trolling? which is it?) so do you just have a problem with sinani in particular doing that?


Q-bert-Z logged on IRC a few days ago, I'm assuming it's the same person. I just compared the hostname to what I could find in my logs. Sadly he has an IP address from a verizon pool so it's not conclusive, but the other option seems to be Risen, which I find much less likely given the way QBZ has been posting so far.

His posting very much matches how I'd expect sinani to behave under a new identity, I wouldn't have guessed it before, but once I read his post with the added knowledge that it might be sinani it really does fit. The jokes/roleplay are of questionable quality, certainly below any of my theatrics, it's mainly just playing off Chez's eternal trolling.


QBZ has to be careful. Once someone experience my play style first hand, it's hard to go back. It is just too much fun being me.

So Palmas, what department do you work for?
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Chezinu
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States7448 Posts
July 16 2012 09:56 GMT
#236
8. Bill Murray

3. Sandroba
6. Foolishness
7. VisceraEyes
10. Meapak_Ziphh
13. Wherebugsgo
16. GGQ
19. Kurumi
20. rastaban
25. RebirthofLegend
26. Palmar
27. Mandalor

4. Probulous
15. syllogism
17. Blazinghand


1. layabout
2. EchelonTee
5. HiroPro
9. Gonzaw
11. Supersoft
12. austinmcc
14. Katina
21. Mattchew
22. marvellosity
23. risk.nuke

24. Q-bert-Z

What I got so far..

~ mad detective
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Chezinu
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States7448 Posts
July 16 2012 20:36 GMT
#440
Poor Legendary... He will die before he rises and fulfills his mission...
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