EPTA crisis is arising in the Brood War scene.
You thought drama could only be spewed out of the dark demented minds of miscreants such as the greasy LRM)Game or the skanky vTv.Joekim.
From the people who brought you Kiante vs Puppykiller:
WHITE PEOPLE AND A FEW CHINKS VS THE GOOKS FROM SL'S C TEAM BENCH.
The Backround:
Kimchi #1: Being the immature butthurt zerg that he is, Lumire couldn't help but BM SL]..AleC- calling him a "fucking terrible newbie" after losing to him in the imbalanced matchup that is ZvT.
Kimchi #2: Friends of SL]..AleC- notify him of the aforementioned BM, causing SL's C team roster to call Lumire a stupidnovamaniac.
Kimchi #3: Since Lumire could not stand the smell of so many gooks in such a small chat channel, he suggested that his band of all american cowboys and a couple karate masters take on the smelly gooks.
Kimchi #4: After Lumire suggested to hold the grudge-match last Sunday, the gooks dodged out of fear and requested another week because they were too busy visualizing a girl on girl between Eunjung and Jiyeon.
Kimchi #5: After a week of stretching their dicks an inch longer, the match is about to commence.
The Players:
Team W.P.A.A.F.C
Lumire: Team captain by default, and one hot piece of jailbait. BM angry zerg.
Puppykiller: Still wants Agavond to stop touching his pie 8(, the John Wayne of the group, lost to kiante in a grudgematch.
Sushiknight: The abusive protoss of the group, tailors builds to beat his practice partners, likely has a build prepared to snipe every one of the gooks. Also plays without pants. Snipin_panda: Head dojo master, lives somewhere in a cave, doesn't have fingers so he uses two bamboo sticks to press the keys. Also plays terran.(without pants) Zucrow: Attending panda's solitary dojo. Compulsive gambler, stole 200k from david kim. Also eagerly awaiting to rape gooks.(without pants) bd.Snake: Mysterious zerg living somewhere in the Australian outback, bangaloo'd kiante's kangaroo. Pregnant.Team G.F.S.C.T.B
SL]..AleC- : Team captain, Scan's smurf. SL]..Jmo- : Jackie Chan. SL]..IU- : Scan's smurf. SL]..LOLMELLO- : Scan's smurf. SL]..Fatal- : Scan's smurf. SL]..Brezzie- : Scan's smurf.The Stakes:
Puppykiller will give 5$ to one person of the winning team.
Losing team has to write a poem praising the feats of every player on the winning team.
Agavond has to give puppy his pie back.
The Location
ICCup Server, Op Teamliquid
The Time
October 30th, exact time 9 pm eastern.
The Casters
SNM and ZNF
HERES THE STREAM http://www.teamliquid.net/video/streams/supernovamaniac
User was warned for this post
The Results
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Puppykiller < SL]..LOLMELLO- Sushiknight < SL]..IU- Lumire > SL]..AleC- ZuCrow < Siege(OD) Snipin_panda > SL]..Jmo- Lumire > SL]..Brezzie-ACE:
Puppykiller < SL]..LOLMELLO-4-3 SL's C TEAM BENCH
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The Poem
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EDIT:
Uhhh, I apologize for the use of racial slurs in this post. It wont happen again.
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