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[Song] I invented Mech

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Licmyobelisk
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
Philippines3682 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-06-23 02:12:16
June 22 2010 16:38 GMT
#1
Sup people, was bored this night (it's night-night here right now)

And i created another song regarding mechanical, it's more about not being imbalance just how the game goes in the long run. :D

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I invented Mech

This goes out to the teamliquid boys
which one's a zerg, which, which one
which, which one's a zerg
which one's a zerg who plays Starcraft 2?

I see your drone 13 pool, hatchry
walking past an scv whom was scouting
then I said "proberto, wassup?"
reach for an expo but got rush

Hellions of the fact going for ignite
Up on Kulas Cliffs with all my tanks rauders
You said fucked tanks then you rage quit. (rage quit)

Nerd, when the bashees harass min line
off to bronze league, hatchry where you gon' end up
Queen, sit back, relax, hold up
Let me turn the cloaking on

CHORUS
Nerd, when I get you to rage quit
(get you to rage quit)
Upstairs cry on your bed
(Upstairs cry on your bed)
Nerd, ya gon' think, nerd, ya gon' think
Nerd, ya gon' think, nerd, ya gon' think

Nerd, when I pull back SCV's
when ya muta harass me
Nerd, ya gon' think, nerd, ya gon' think
Nerd, ya gon' think, nerd, ya gon' think

ya gon' think I invented mech
ya gon' think I invented mech
ya gon' think I invented mech

Put siege mode on the tank, burrow down your hydras
said they hate the way I kill them, roach upgrade tunneling
(yup)
I do have raven
Know about to own, as the macro starts to kick in

zerg, tech to hive, cause you're no challenge

ultras waiting there

All I wanna do,is blow ya base up
you wanna blow my base too

I want you type gg right now
You know have maxed unit, mech style
hatchry, gimme your queen
Imma butt rape her.

(repeat chorus)


Original Lyrics: I Invented Sex - Trey Songz

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Trey Songz Invented Sex lyrics

[Intro: Trey Songs}
This goes out to the beautiful girls
Which one of yall, which one of yall
Which one of yall goin' home wit trigga

[Verse 1: Trey Songz]
Sittin at the club oo shawty
Walkin past a nigga lookin all naughty
Then I sad baby wassup
Reach for that hand shake got a hug
Bottles of H got me wit a lil buzz
Up in VIP wit all my thugs niggas
U leaned over and said u want me
Girl when the vallet pull the benz up
Off to the crip shawty where we gon end up
Girl sit back relax hold up
Let me turn the radio on

[Chorus: Trey Songz]
Girl let me get u to the crib (let me get u to the crib)
Upstairs to the bed (upstairs to the bed)
Girl you gonna think (x4)
Girl when I pull back them sheets
And you climb on top of me
Girl you gonna think (x4)
You gonna think I invented sex (x3)

[Verse 2: Trey Songz]
Put the code in the gate
Pull up to the driveway
Cause she like the way I touch her
Listenin to usher I got a confession
Kno we bout to sin but your body is a blessing (Papa forgive me)
Can we take it up stairs
My bed when and there
All I want to do is
Give you all of me
And want u give me all of u
I want your body like right now (right now)
You know I live a magnum lifestyle (lifestyle)
Trey Songz Invented Sex lyrics found on http://www.directlyrics.com.com/trey-songz-invented-sex-lyrics.html
Baby turn the lights down
And ima turn you on

[Chorus: Trey Songz]
Girl let me get u to the crib (let me get u to the crib)
Upstairs to the bed (upstairs to the bed)
Girl you gonna think (x4)
Girl when I pull back them sheets
And you climb on top of me
Girl you gonna think (x4)
You gonna think I invented sex (x2)
Cuz im gonna do it like I did

[Verse 3: Drake]
Its a celebration clap clap bravo
Lobster and shrimp and a glass of moscado
For the girl whos a student and the friend whos a model
Finish the whole bottle and we gon do it big like this
Yea and he was just practice
He aint in your world you can take him off your atlas
Girl you on fire can I be the one you match with
Ill give you the credit card and baby you can max this out
Show me where your tats is
Show me where you heads at
Maybe I can grasps it
If you ever come up wit a question you should ask it
Caught up on your ex still I can get you past it
Yea and your friends all suggest
Whats the chance of this nigga being betta than the rest
Just tell em you appreciate the help
But you just got to know for yourself

[Chorus: Trey Songz]
Girl let me get u to the crib (let me get u to the crib)
Upstairs to the bed (upstairs to the bed)
Girl you gonna think (x4)
Girl when I pull back them sheets
And you climb on top of me
Girl you gonna think (x4)
You gonna think I invented sex (x3)


I didn't add the rap part with Drake so please excuse me on that one. Anyway, I hope you guys enjoy my shierking hahahaha

here is the song: http://www.soundclick.com/bands/default.cfm?bandID=1080260&content=music
I don't think I've ever wished my opponent good luck prior to a game. When I play, I play to win. I hope every opponent I ever have is cursed with fucking terrible luck. I hope they're stuck playing underneath a stepladder with a black cat in attendance a
ELA
Profile Joined April 2010
Denmark4608 Posts
June 22 2010 16:56 GMT
#2
My ears withered
The first link of chain forged, the first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably.
Licmyobelisk
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
Philippines3682 Posts
June 22 2010 16:59 GMT
#3
On June 23 2010 01:56 ELA wrote:
My ears withered


Yes, that is my special ability
I don't think I've ever wished my opponent good luck prior to a game. When I play, I play to win. I hope every opponent I ever have is cursed with fucking terrible luck. I hope they're stuck playing underneath a stepladder with a black cat in attendance a
ItsTheFark
Profile Joined June 2010
United States158 Posts
June 22 2010 22:05 GMT
#4
I llike the lyrics but... I am sorry but you are just not a good singer.
rS.Sinatra
Profile Joined May 2010
Canada785 Posts
June 22 2010 22:10 GMT
#5
LIKE A TOSS...
www.rsgaming.com
Pablols
Profile Joined August 2009
Chile519 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-06-22 22:30:00
June 22 2010 22:27 GMT
#6
lol u sound like u were about to fall asleep on the keyboard

edit: the end is sexy lol
Tone_
Profile Joined May 2009
United Kingdom554 Posts
June 22 2010 22:33 GMT
#7
awesome. you are a hero
Hasta La Victoria Siempre | 톤
BaltA
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
Norway849 Posts
June 22 2010 22:40 GMT
#8
haha nice! Not the best singer, but hey, the song is about StarCraft so it does not mather if you sing like Beyonce or some garbage hungarian singer!

StarCraft ftw!
VelRa_G
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
Canada304 Posts
June 22 2010 22:59 GMT
#9
The next Justin Bieber.
Nuda Veritas
DuncanIdaho
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States465 Posts
June 22 2010 23:15 GMT
#10
lol teh awesomez :D
The spice must flow... Grammar lesson: "than" is used for quantity comparisons, "then" is used for chronological statements. The next forum user who says, "I'd do such and such, THAN I'd do such and such else," is gonna make me cry...
Stropheum
Profile Joined January 2010
United States1124 Posts
June 22 2010 23:19 GMT
#11
You need some confidence man. It pretty much sounds like you're that guy at the karaoke bar staring at his shoes mumbling while he's attempting to sing.
UmmTheHobo
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
United States650 Posts
June 22 2010 23:21 GMT
#12
Get drunk and then sing it, probably turn out better.
...
Wr3k
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Canada2533 Posts
June 22 2010 23:21 GMT
#13
You are no Smix, but I can't dislike a SC song by someone on TL.
TzTz
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Germany511 Posts
June 22 2010 23:22 GMT
#14
On June 23 2010 08:19 Stropheum wrote:
You need some confidence man. It pretty much sounds like you're that guy at the karaoke bar staring at his shoes mumbling while he's attempting to sing.


Singing loud doesn't make not hitting the right notes sound much better however It sounds funny
Sadist
Profile Blog Joined October 2002
United States7291 Posts
June 22 2010 23:25 GMT
#15
On June 23 2010 08:19 Stropheum wrote:
You need some confidence man. It pretty much sounds like you're that guy at the karaoke bar staring at his shoes mumbling while he's attempting to sing.



agree. If you want to pull something like this off you need to go all out.
How do you go from where you are to where you want to be? I think you have to have an enthusiasm for life. You have to have a dream, a goal and you have to be willing to work for it. Jim Valvano
Gedrah
Profile Joined February 2010
465 Posts
June 23 2010 00:23 GMT
#16
Thanks for putting this together. There is room for improvement of course but I always appreciate the effort of these sorts of things. Remember that music is "a fire in your belly" that is to be expelled with force.
What is a dickfour?
Subversion
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
South Africa3627 Posts
June 23 2010 03:07 GMT
#17
Lol this is so bad that it becomes awesome.

Hhahahaha i'm still laughing.

Nice one dude.
nerium
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
Philippines512 Posts
June 23 2010 03:09 GMT
#18
5 for effort mang!
Lulz is a corrupted version of LOL
Dreamexpress
Profile Joined April 2010
80 Posts
June 23 2010 03:48 GMT
#19
Hope you dont mind but here is the lyrics for the extended parts
Funny song

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For the past (ahh) few years i want to tank all of the people in team liquid you know
Im sorry for my bad timing my bad rhyming (you know ah)
I hope you enjoy this song, im going to create more, for you guys, because i love you guys
(yeah) we are a community. We love each other (yo). So thats all, peach out yo.
LarJarsE
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States1378 Posts
June 23 2010 03:57 GMT
#20
2 for effort, you are bad. sorry brah.

nice english, however.
since 98'
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