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Chef
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
10810 Posts
September 21 2009 21:57 GMT
#1
Early in the morning of a burning hot day in the land of Destination, a small tribe were forging crystals. Each member of this tribe was hard working, and devoted to their collective.

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On this day however, a new member of the tribe appeared from the holy temple at which they prayed. It looked just like them in every respect, but immediately knew it was meant for a higher purpose than simply mining crystals. On the charge of the great flying cursor, it was sent to civillize the rest of the world with the art and culture of the tribe. And so Proberto set out.

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A profound sense of pride spilled into Proberto's spirit. It alone was being chosen and guided by the great cursor by which all must obey. With the great cursor on its side, it would overcome any obstacle, it would forever be safe, and it would become famous for its pious deeds. Leaving the tribes grounds would make a weaker member of their tribe feel homesick, but Proberto had been chosen because it is strong. So it believed.

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So Proberto continued, and when it reached the bridge, it realised that it had now gone further from the temple than any other member of the tribe before it. Such a fearful honour that the great cursor had bestowed upon it. And yet, where was the great cursor now? Proberto had not heard the great cursor's influence since he was first told to go forth. But the great cursor is busy, Proberto knew. The great cursor must attend to its other activities, and then the time is right, will guide Proberto again.

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Across the great valleys, Proberto's journey kept on. Sometimes Proberto saw strange creatures. A gigantic flying thing in the corner of its eye. But before Proberto could civillize it, it was gone. Proberto hoped the great cursor was watching over it. Flying seemed an atrocity, mocking the very nature of the great cursor. One should only serve the great cursor, not attempt to immitate it. If the great cursor were here, he could have made it explode, Proberto was sure.

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Eventually Proberto came across another creature. Thankfully, this one seemed to respect the flying domain of the great cursor. Proberto decided to feed it some gravel as a gift from the tribe, that it might one day obey the cursor's will as well, instead of wandering aimlessly like a souless beast. The creature grunted, but did not seem entirely converted. Proberto was about to chastise it, when Proberto suddenly felt the presence of the great cursor willing it forward. There must be more pressing uses for myself, Proberto thought, and so Proberto and the creature went their separate ways across the great river's bridges.

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More valleys and rivers later without any sense of the great cursor, Proberto suddenly felt its presence again. The great cursor commanded Proberto to build great pieces of art that would represent the tribe and show uncivilized beings the path of light. Proberto obeyed, and then continued his journey, such that he might expand the tribe's influence, and thus the great cursor's will.

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Finally the day came when Proberto found many uncivilized beings all in a bunch. Proberto could feel the great cursors influence heavily now, and knew that its purpose had been found. The strange beings weaved in and out between crystals and what must have been some kind of false temple. Proberto tried to talk to the savages, but they did not understand.

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In its infinite wisdom, the great cursor ordered Proberto to build some art where the savages would be most likely to see it. So Proberto built it where they most went.

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But the savages did not like Proberto's artwork. The savages began destroying it, and setting it aflame.

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The great cursor had changed its mind. If the savages would not become civilized, the savage must be killed. Proberto gathered the finest soldiers of his tribe, and bravely fought the savages with them. But Proberto was no warrior, and quickly became weak.

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BLAAARRRHHHHHGGG!

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****
LEGEND!! LEGEND!!
jello_biafra
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
United Kingdom6642 Posts
September 21 2009 22:02 GMT
#2
Haha, Proberto, awesome. 5/5
The road to hell is paved with good intentions | aka Probert[PaiN] @ iccup / godlikeparagon @ twitch | my BW stream: http://www.teamliquid.net/video/streams/jello_biafra
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24814 Posts
September 21 2009 22:02 GMT
#3
I'm guessing you are much better at finding matches than Travis is.

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Sick story btw lol
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
cunninglinguists
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States925 Posts
September 21 2009 22:02 GMT
#4
lol
kOre
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
Canada3642 Posts
September 21 2009 22:03 GMT
#5
did you win? lol
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s.a.y
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
Croatia3840 Posts
September 21 2009 22:04 GMT
#6
rofl

5/5
I am not good with quotes
anderoo
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Canada1876 Posts
September 21 2009 22:05 GMT
#7
On September 22 2009 07:03 kOre wrote:
did you win? lol


i think that's from the bisu canata rep actually
^^
Ingenol
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States1328 Posts
September 21 2009 22:06 GMT
#8
Oh Proberto. We hardly knew thee.
jello_biafra
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
United Kingdom6642 Posts
September 21 2009 22:08 GMT
#9
On September 22 2009 07:05 anderoo wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 22 2009 07:03 kOre wrote:
did you win? lol


i think that's from the bisu canata rep actually
^^

Oh thanks hadn't noticed that yet, sick! I'm pleased to see that Canata uses the same building positioning as me.
The road to hell is paved with good intentions | aka Probert[PaiN] @ iccup / godlikeparagon @ twitch | my BW stream: http://www.teamliquid.net/video/streams/jello_biafra
Antifate
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
United States415 Posts
September 21 2009 22:08 GMT
#10
Finish the story. DID PROBERTO GO UNAVENGED!?
No one is taller than the last man standing.
Dasher
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
United States71 Posts
September 21 2009 22:13 GMT
#11
Poor Proberto... he never got the chance to experience the inside of a ultrulisk cavern.
"My favorite race is zerglings"
ryuu_
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States1266 Posts
September 21 2009 22:14 GMT
#12
That was an entertaining story haha, AVENGE PROBERTO, MANLOTS.
♣ Jaedong. Stork. Bisu. Calm. NaDa. SC2: Sen, MKP, DRG, MMA, Grubby, NonY, Ret, Jinro, TLO, Sheth, HayprO, Zenio,Taeja,Snute, Sea, Rain, MC,Squirtle,Stephano,Parting ,Life, and HEROOOOO <3
spinesheath
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Germany8679 Posts
September 21 2009 22:22 GMT
#13
oh my god that was unexpected

great one, amazingly well done!
If you have a good reason to disagree with the above, please tell me. Thank you.
andiCR
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Costa Rica2273 Posts
September 21 2009 22:22 GMT
#14
oh god this was so awesome hahahah 5/5
Nightmare1795 wrote: I played a guy in bronze who said he was Japanese. That was the only game I ever dropped a nuke, which was purely coincidental.
wok
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States504 Posts
September 21 2009 22:23 GMT
#15
On September 22 2009 07:13 Dasher wrote:
Poor Proberto... he never got the chance to experience the inside of a ultrulisk cavern.

Is that really the new term on TL?
I'll race you to defeatism... you win.
Lemonwalrus
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States5465 Posts
September 21 2009 22:29 GMT
#16
That was awesome!!

5/5.
Polar_Nada
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States1548 Posts
September 21 2009 22:36 GMT
#17
hahah poor proberto :/
very entertaining :D
[ReD]NaDa and fnaticMSI.SEn fighting~! ::POlar @ UC Irvine::
LordWeird
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
United States3411 Posts
September 21 2009 22:39 GMT
#18
Rest in peace, my brother.

He is now kicking it with Tassadar in the cosmos.
Chains none
zergnewb
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States816 Posts
September 21 2009 22:43 GMT
#19
Dear god...Proberto...PROBERTO!!!!!!

5/5
Welcome to the Durst-Zone
nayumi
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Australia6499 Posts
September 21 2009 23:00 GMT
#20
This so makes my dad ...
Sugoi monogatari onii-chan!
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