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Praetorial
Profile Blog Joined May 2011
United States4241 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-06-25 12:32:41
June 25 2012 12:28 GMT
#24201
Hmmm. My approach of PMing people that I find offensive appears not to work anymore.

I PM'd the OP of this thread
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=347727
with the message "your jokes are not funny"

and got

kill urself u stupid fuck not everyone is the same person we all r different thats why i like my joke and u have no frends haha


I'll just stick with reporting people in the future.

CONTEXT:
5.THOR IS HERE!!! a thor says while he gets pwned by a bunch of roaches then dies

24.a protoss said i need ot make this unit faster and chronoboosted the building

16.a marine was getting set up in a date with a brood lord. the marine asked the brood lord"about time your here" and the brood lord said "sorry im the longest nunit it takes for t3 because terran can get thor so quick"


The title of the thread was "Starcraft 2 jokes/pun thread"
FOR GREAT JUSTICE! Bans for the ban gods!
Anacletus
Profile Blog Joined April 2012
United States733 Posts
June 25 2012 12:32 GMT
#24202
On June 25 2012 21:28 Praetorial wrote:
Hmmm. My approach of PMing people that I find offensive appears not to work anymore.

I PM'd the OP of this thread
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=347727
with the message "your jokes are not funny"

and got
Show nested quote +

kill urself u stupid fuck not everyone is the same person we all r different thats why i like my joke and u have no frends haha


I'll just stick with reporting people in the future.


You may have no 'frends', but you have something he doesn't, friends.

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har har har, see what I did there?
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but seriously, why is he so pissed, did you send him a pic of your dick or something?
http://talk-to-stimey-please.1324083.n2.nabble.com/
BobMcJohnson
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
France2916 Posts
June 25 2012 12:33 GMT
#24203
well, his jokes were not funny but at least the PM was
Romanes eunt domus
Praetorial
Profile Blog Joined May 2011
United States4241 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-06-25 12:36:32
June 25 2012 12:35 GMT
#24204
Nope. Just "your jokes are awful"

25.a marine said to his fellow marine in a battle "cast a fireball!" and the other marine said "wrong game buddy"

31.What did the marine say to the hydralisk u mad u useless

45. You mothership is such a slut she cloaks enemy units and her vortex is a 7 radius

28.a protoss in blue "trunks " (tb) is afraid of a red protoss. why? The red protoss looks like blood!
FOR GREAT JUSTICE! Bans for the ban gods!
Anacletus
Profile Blog Joined April 2012
United States733 Posts
June 25 2012 12:38 GMT
#24205
On June 25 2012 21:35 Praetorial wrote:
Nope. Just "your jokes are awful"
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25.a marine said to his fellow marine in a battle "cast a fireball!" and the other marine said "wrong game buddy"

Show nested quote +
31.What did the marine say to the hydralisk u mad u useless

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45. You mothership is such a slut she cloaks enemy units and her vortex is a 7 radius


LOL I can't stop fucking giggling. Everyone around me must think that I'm insane. Is this shit anti-humor? It's so unfunny there is no way anyone would think it's funny. I want to meet this guy and find out what incapacitating conditions he has.
http://talk-to-stimey-please.1324083.n2.nabble.com/
Aerisky
Profile Blog Joined May 2012
United States12129 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-06-25 12:41:08
June 25 2012 12:40 GMT
#24206
You can be somewhat brusque/condescending to shitty posters etc (usually justifiably ^^), but I agree 100% with you, this guy cannot possibly believe that these are could ever possibly induce laughter and amusement in anybody (unless one takes amusement in the uh craftsmanship required for such terrible, terrible jokes ;__;). Just wat.
Jim while Johnny had had had had had had had; had had had had the better effect on the teacher.
Praetorial
Profile Blog Joined May 2011
United States4241 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-06-25 12:41:14
June 25 2012 12:40 GMT
#24207
From his OP:
Hey all, i've been looking for a solid sc2 joke thread, but none really delivered the content i wanted, so i decided i would make my own

http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=246900

I think that maybe he's just a bit weak in the head.


On June 25 2012 21:40 Aerisky wrote:
You can be somewhat brusque/condescending to shitty posters etc, but I agree 100% with you, this guy cannot possibly believe that these are could ever possibly induce laughter and amusement in anybody (unless one takes amusement in the *cough* craftsmanship required for such terrible, terrible jokes ;__;).


Me personally?
FOR GREAT JUSTICE! Bans for the ban gods!
Aerisky
Profile Blog Joined May 2012
United States12129 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-06-25 12:52:41
June 25 2012 12:43 GMT
#24208
If jokes were pizzas, I wouldn't eat whatever he's trying to deliver if I were paid to do so. fwiw I'm allergic to pizza anyway D:

No but really, that's one delivery we could do better without :S

Hm uh
You (Praetorial) can be somewhat brusque/condescending to shitty posters etc, but I agree 100% with you (Chief Monk of the Ban God), this guy (clazerxsniper) cannot possibly believe that these jokes (typo lol) could ever possibly induce laughter and amusement in anybody (unless one takes amusement in the uh craftsmanship required for such terrible, terrible jokes ;__;).

Hope that helps? fwiw I don't really hold anything against anybody (except bad posts against bad posters, statement purposefully left elastic ), that just was my first impression of you ish no offense or anything intended, not to mention we need people to put cruddy posters in their place before mods kick them into disneyland their asses
Jim while Johnny had had had had had had had; had had had had the better effect on the teacher.
ghost_403
Profile Joined September 2010
United States1825 Posts
June 25 2012 12:50 GMT
#24209
I laughed, but it was a sad "what the hell is going on here" kind of laugh.

a hydra tries to go to wal mart but by the time he gets there its closed


The longer you stare at it, the funnier it gets.

Or I've gone mad. Your mileage may vary.
They say great science is built on the shoulders of giants. Not here. At Aperture, we do all our science from scratch, no hand holding. Step aside, REAL SCIENCE coming through.
Praetorial
Profile Blog Joined May 2011
United States4241 Posts
June 25 2012 12:53 GMT
#24210
I think
7.what does a mother ship do when hes sick of fighting with his wife? he puts her in a vortex (Warning : this is only a temporary solution.)

that I'm going to report
19.the immortal asked the dark templar what kind of prisoners he got, and the immortal said, i got 2 HIGH templars

the PM he sent me
43.A hydralisk and a reaper walk to a bar to celebrate their new marriage, and the reaper gets home before the hydralisk gets there

despite his awesome jokes.
FOR GREAT JUSTICE! Bans for the ban gods!
Aerisky
Profile Blog Joined May 2012
United States12129 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-06-25 12:57:19
June 25 2012 12:55 GMT
#24211
On June 25 2012 21:50 ghost_403 wrote:
I laughed, but it was a sad "what the hell is going on here" kind of laugh.

Show nested quote +
a hydra tries to go to wal mart but by the time he gets there its closed


The longer you stare at it, the funnier it gets.

Or I've gone mad. Your mileage may vary.

Oh my god LOL, that's actually pretty hilarious the longer you look at it XD took me a few seconds but it's funny because almost all if not all walmarts are open 24 hours! And then you picture the hydra trekking day and night through the massive parking lot etc etc etc hehe

Ah thought you'd reported the first one, if not then by all means go ahead >:D
Jim while Johnny had had had had had had had; had had had had the better effect on the teacher.
Anacletus
Profile Blog Joined April 2012
United States733 Posts
June 25 2012 12:56 GMT
#24212
On June 25 2012 21:50 ghost_403 wrote:
I laughed, but it was a sad "what the hell is going on here" kind of laugh.

Show nested quote +
a hydra tries to go to wal mart but by the time he gets there its closed


The longer you stare at it, the funnier it gets.

Or I've gone mad. Your mileage may vary.


Oh god, my sides

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if he finds this conversation and was serious on creating these jokes we may have just crushed some kid's dream
http://talk-to-stimey-please.1324083.n2.nabble.com/
AmericanUmlaut
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
Germany2594 Posts
June 25 2012 12:57 GMT
#24213
Holy Jesus those are hilariously bad jokes. Thank you so much for sharing them here. :-D

I'm not sure what they have to do with the Automated Ban List, but regardless, they brightened my day.
The frumious Bandersnatch
ghost_403
Profile Joined September 2010
United States1825 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-06-25 12:59:10
June 25 2012 12:58 GMT
#24214
I'm going to have to close this thread this before I break down laughing/crying in public. This is going to have to wait til I get home.

edit: pretty sure people have started noticing. FFFUUUUUUU
They say great science is built on the shoulders of giants. Not here. At Aperture, we do all our science from scratch, no hand holding. Step aside, REAL SCIENCE coming through.
Praetorial
Profile Blog Joined May 2011
United States4241 Posts
June 25 2012 12:58 GMT
#24215
On June 25 2012 21:57 AmericanUmlaut wrote:
Holy Jesus those are hilariously bad jokes. Thank you so much for sharing them here. :-D

I'm not sure what they have to do with the Automated Ban List, but regardless, they brightened my day.


http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=95875&currentpage=1211#24203

I did decide to report him for that^, so it's somewhat ABL-related.
FOR GREAT JUSTICE! Bans for the ban gods!
Dodgin
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
Canada39254 Posts
June 25 2012 13:00 GMT
#24216
Am I the only one wondering why you PM'd him saying his jokes are not funny? Kind of seems like baiting.
Praetorial
Profile Blog Joined May 2011
United States4241 Posts
June 25 2012 13:02 GMT
#24217
On June 25 2012 22:00 Dodgin wrote:
Am I the only one wondering why you PM'd him saying his jokes are not funny? Kind of seems like baiting.


Well, I sorta wanted him to know that his jokes were awful...I wasn't trying to bait him!
FOR GREAT JUSTICE! Bans for the ban gods!
Aerisky
Profile Blog Joined May 2012
United States12129 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-06-25 13:04:12
June 25 2012 13:03 GMT
#24218
LOL
It's actually impressive how not funny some of these are. It must be some kind reverse-talent.

Sums it up pretty well.

@Dodgin: Eh I guess it could be interpreted as baiting but to be fair the guy was REALLY taking himself seriously and insulting/being rude to anybody who pointed out the distinct lack of humor in his jokes. I applaud him for putting in the effort to type out 50+ of these terribad jokes though. And ye he needed to be told the unfortunate truth :X
Jim while Johnny had had had had had had had; had had had had the better effect on the teacher.
Praetorial
Profile Blog Joined May 2011
United States4241 Posts
June 25 2012 13:03 GMT
#24219
On June 25 2012 22:03 Aerisky wrote:
LOL
Show nested quote +
It's actually impressive how not funny some of these are. It must be some kind reverse-talent.

Sums it up pretty well. Eh I guess it's sort of baiting but to be fair the guy was REALLY taking himself seriously and insulting/being rude to anybody who pointed out the distinct lack of humor in his jokes. I applaud him for putting in the effort to type out 50+ of these terribad jokes though :X


Churn out, more like.
FOR GREAT JUSTICE! Bans for the ban gods!
Zorkmid
Profile Joined November 2008
4410 Posts
June 25 2012 13:05 GMT
#24220
On June 25 2012 21:28 Praetorial wrote:
Hmmm. My approach of PMing people that I find offensive appears not to work anymore.

I PM'd the OP of this thread
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=347727
with the message "your jokes are not funny"

and got
Show nested quote +

kill urself u stupid fuck not everyone is the same person we all r different thats why i like my joke and u have no frends haha


I'll just stick with reporting people in the future.

CONTEXT:
Show nested quote +
5.THOR IS HERE!!! a thor says while he gets pwned by a bunch of roaches then dies

Show nested quote +
24.a protoss said i need ot make this unit faster and chronoboosted the building

Show nested quote +
16.a marine was getting set up in a date with a brood lord. the marine asked the brood lord"about time your here" and the brood lord said "sorry im the longest nunit it takes for t3 because terran can get thor so quick"


The title of the thread was "Starcraft 2 jokes/pun thread"


I got a 1 or 2 week ban once for this. Careful who you PM lol.
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