EPTOn April 26 2012 11:03 TheToast wrote:
This ban reason should've said "Don't make new accounts containing the 'B' word"
This ban reason should've said "Don't make new accounts containing the 'B' word"
That guy was such a troll and a huge alive fan
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awu25
United States2003 Posts
That guy was such a troll and a huge alive fan | ||
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Spekulatius
Germany2413 Posts
On April 26 2012 10:22 mordek wrote: Also, t_d  I can't even find the post he was banned for...http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=98009¤tpage=2737#54738 Not only this post. But KMD was boiling again, so he got burnt while standing too close to the stove. | ||
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neoghaleon55
United States7435 Posts
On April 26 2012 11:08 awu25 wrote: That guy was such a troll and a huge alive fan You can be a fan of a player without being obnoxious to the point of insulting other posters who disagree with you. Good riddance. | ||
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TheToast
United States4808 Posts
On April 26 2012 11:06 Mobius_1 wrote: Bread? Also, turns out most of us value our ability to comment too much to sacrifice ourselves for not even a good reason. Sorry Praetorial. No, not bread.  Yeah I have no idea what the heck Praetorial was thinking, that was pretty terded. | ||
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OpticalShot
Canada6330 Posts
Although, if I snipe 1000th page here, will I become legendary? | ||
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TheToast
United States4808 Posts
On April 26 2012 12:44 OpticalShot wrote: I can't sacrifice myself (just yet), I might be bored at work. Although, if I snipe 1000th page here, will I become legendary? Hmmm I don't think so. We'll have to come up with some good stuff to post on the page though. I'm thinking another ascii TL modship adventure? | ||
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DeepElemBlues
United States5079 Posts
On April 26 2012 12:56 TheToast wrote: Hmmm I don't think so. We'll have to come up with some good stuff to post on the page though. I'm thinking another ascii TL modship adventure? A new thousand-page ban mission, to explore strange new inanities, to seek out new puns and new ASCII, to boldly go where only the Ban God has gone before. | ||
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Jisall
United States2054 Posts
On April 26 2012 12:44 OpticalShot wrote: I can't sacrifice myself (just yet), I might be bored at work. Although, if I snipe 1000th page here, will I become legendary? If you snipe it 20 times with 1 week requests, you will become a legend. We shall celebrate your return 5 months. | ||
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Boiler Bandsman
United States391 Posts
On April 26 2012 12:57 Jisall wrote: If you snipe it 20 times with 1 week requests, you will become a legend. We shall celebrate your return 5 months. As hilarious as that would be....I don't think bans stack. Although it would be funny if ban-dodging alts stacked on the original. | ||
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TheAmazombie
United States3714 Posts
On April 26 2012 11:03 TheToast wrote: This ban reason should've said "Don't make new accounts containing the 'B' word" I am amazed that the account got to 119 posts before banning...or was this the original account for someone creating multiple? | ||
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Jisall
United States2054 Posts
Capook was just temp banned for 2 days by p4NDemik. That account was created on 2010-04-21 07:00:43 and had 118 posts. Reason: We see you trollin We hatin | ||
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SixtusTheFifth
New Zealand170 Posts
On April 26 2012 12:44 OpticalShot wrote: I can't sacrifice myself (just yet), I might be bored at work. Although, if I snipe 1000th page here, will I become legendary? Oh I see. So you blogged here to get banned here. Well I agree with the pollsters who ranked that "glorious", the plan was well though out and executed. Sniping #1 on the corresponding 1000th page would be double plus glorious, but I hesistate at legendary. Perhaps another poll could help us decide on the correct term? It may well be legendary! But it would have to be a snipe, no triple posting to secure the spot. And I agree that posts should be well written. I've already written mine, I hope people find it amusing. Edit: And just as I post someone gets banned: On April 26 2012 11:01 Capook wrote: Of course I am being serious--I thought k-dong was pretty good. Also to those that say sc2 fans are ignorant, you should know that I have watched many sc1 games and know a lot about the game. For example, I have seen minedrags, where you mine lots of minerals and go dragoons. I know TangBee has employed this tactic to great success. Also I heard about this guy BeeSuit (what is it with all the bee names in sc1? you should name yourselves after commercial sweetened tea drinks) who can make dark templars even when zerg has lair and so can go overseer. He uses phoenix to chase away the overseers and sometimes kill them while they morph. User was temp banned for this post. And here is one of my favorite lines from The Truth About Diamond league: On August 25 2010 02:19 Saracen wrote: If you are at all familiar with Brood War and iCCup rankings, here's what it would look like: Bronze: I play B.net custom games. I can give the computer a good fight. Silver: I play Fastest Possible Map Ever. Gold: I play BGH and some low maps. I know who Boxer is. Platinum: Computer (E) rank Low diamond (~300): D- Mid diamond (~600): D High diamond (~900): D+ through C Top diamond (~1200): B Is there even such a thing as parody anymore? | ||
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Cokefreak
Finland8095 Posts
foxSC was just banned by vGl-CoW. That account was created on 2011-11-15 05:39:28 and had 60 posts. Reason: another terrible post, 5 posts after a 30 day ban? goodbye! Here's the post: On April 26 2012 10:45 foxSC wrote: its life, its what happens in nature, strong taking advantage of the weak. just it happens alot more nowadays because there are alot more weak people living now as compared to even 50 or 100 years ago. need to remove the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself. if you have an autistic kid, you should try again imo. survival of the fittest. User was banned for this post. And here's the thread: http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=332352¤tpage=All | ||
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TheAmazombie
United States3714 Posts
On April 26 2012 19:52 Cokefreak wrote: Here's the post: And here's the thread: http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=332352¤tpage=All Yeah, you know, I used to try to think about things that way, but truly it is a very ignorant position to those with children. When my wife and I were pregnant there were some concerns about our son's mental health in the womb. Luckily none of those came to pass and my son is perfectly healthy, but to think that we could have just said "Eh, fuck this one. It is broken. Let's do it again to try to make a good one!" is sickening to me as a human being. | ||
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Cokefreak
Finland8095 Posts
On April 26 2012 19:56 TheAmazombie wrote: Yeah, you know, I used to try to think about things that way, but truly it is a very ignorant position to those with children. When my wife and I were pregnant there were some concerns about our son's mental health in the womb. Luckily none of those came to pass and my son is perfectly healthy, but to think that we could have just said "Eh, fuck this one. It is broken. Let's do it again to try to make a good one!" is sickening to me as a human being. Yeah, my aunt has Downs, she is without a doubt my favorite relative and the nicest person I've ever met, much more musical and artistic than I could ever hope to be, so much "better" in so many ways than I am.' The post sounds pretty immature, all that survival of the fittest stuff is so last decade anyway. Edit: Joblesso was just temp banned for 1 week by Nyovne. That account was created on 2010-07-30 09:30:37 and had 62 posts. Reason: "A Korean so young he doesn't need glasses yet! Obviously an unfair advantage!" What the hell and making a topic for it too? He even made a thread about it o_O | ||
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TheAmazombie
United States3714 Posts
On April 26 2012 20:03 Cokefreak wrote: Yeah, my aunt has Downs, she is without a doubt my favorite relative and the nicest person I've ever met, much more musical and artistic than I could ever hope to be, so much "better" in so many ways than I am.' The post sounds pretty immature, all that survival of the fittest stuff is so last decade anyway. See, I have no problem with the idea and the survival of the fittest stuff, but I like to think that we as human beings are still in this process of evolution and we have gotten to the point where "sickness" and "weakness" no longer have the same definitions. We have learned and grown as a society and our true greatness is in that societal strength and the strength of our education and humanity. To me, the new fittest are those that have grown and adapted, the weak are those that have removed humanity from their equation and turn everything into "black and white" arguments. Eh, a little idealistic, but whatever, that is me. I just hope that someday the poster will realize the silliness to this argument. EDIT: ecstatica was just temp banned for 2 days by vGl-CoW. That account was created on 2012-02-11 05:09:25 and had 182 posts. Reason: learn to read - the guy is asking for mice that don't get his hands sweaty and your advice is "you wouldn't need a new mouse if you didn't play like ass". also, you managed to double post it, 4 minutes apart. ~quality posting~ That is hilarious. | ||
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kerpal
United Kingdom2695 Posts
On April 26 2012 20:10 TheAmazombie wrote: See, I have no problem with the idea and the survival of the fittest stuff, but I like to think that we as human beings are still in this process of evolution and we have gotten to the point where "sickness" and "weakness" no longer have the same definitions. We have learned and grown as a society and our true greatness is in that societal strength and the strength of our education and humanity. To me, the new fittest are those that have grown and adapted, the weak are those that have removed humanity from their equation and turn everything into "black and white" arguments. Eh, a little idealistic, but whatever, that is me. I just hope that someday the poster will realize the silliness to this argument. EDIT: That is hilarious. TL has turned this into survival of the most manner... so we should (as a community) evolve into an ever more manner state. Is Sheth the result of liquid's genetic engineering? Are they trying to create some kind of manner superwarrior? Are they trying to recreate that kind of niceness by artificial selection of the most manner? You heard it here first! | ||
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TheAmazombie
United States3714 Posts
On April 26 2012 20:18 kerpal wrote: TL has turned this into survival of the most manner... so we should (as a community) evolve into an ever more manner state. Is Sheth the result of liquid's genetic engineering? Are they trying to create some kind of manner superwarrior? Are they trying to recreate that kind of niceness by artificial selection of the most manner? You heard it here first! Holy shit...mind officially blown. | ||
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Cokefreak
Finland8095 Posts
On April 26 2012 20:18 kerpal wrote: TL has turned this into survival of the most manner... so we should (as a community) evolve into an ever more manner state. Is Sheth the result of liquid's genetic engineering? Are they trying to create some kind of manner superwarrior? Are they trying to recreate that kind of niceness by artificial selection of the most manner? You heard it here first! Manner bear will become the new emo if we keep posting like this. Edit. Suddently bans. Like 12. My favorite: klibrt was just temp banned for 30 days by Nyovne. That account was created on 2010-08-13 11:03:54 and had 315 posts. Reason: Your last ban reason read: Posting on TL isn't like posting youtube comments. This still obviously isn't clear to you as you treat us on little gems like: | ||
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blubbdavid
Switzerland2412 Posts
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