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neoghaleon55
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States7435 Posts
April 04 2012 00:35 GMT
#18021
The aromatic ban list.

http://www.thesmarttime.com/processing/banned-amines.htm

Sorry...I'm a dirty dirty chemist.
moo...for DRG
Pillage
Profile Joined July 2011
United States804 Posts
April 04 2012 00:39 GMT
#18022
We've hit the 1200 page mark! Toast, it appears your model has extrapolated quite well up until this point.
"Power has no limits." -Tiberius
Pillage
Profile Joined July 2011
United States804 Posts
April 04 2012 00:42 GMT
#18023
On April 04 2012 09:35 neoghaleon55 wrote:
The aromatic ban list.

http://www.thesmarttime.com/processing/banned-amines.htm

Sorry...I'm a dirty dirty chemist.


Lotta dyes on that list right? Being that they're aromatic amines I think a bunch of them were used in stuff like food coloring and fabrics.
"Power has no limits." -Tiberius
TheToast
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States4808 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-04-04 02:41:25
April 04 2012 02:18 GMT
#18024
Jibba on top of things in General: http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=326047&currentpage=2#25

Nicely done. The moderation in General over the last couple days has been exceptional, and I among many others really appreciate it.

For those of you who haven't been paying attention, allow me to illustrate how I perceive things have been occurring:

+ Show Spoiler [You really want to open this spoiler,…] +


I present, Return of the Forum Enterprise!!!!!

Stardate 1834.23 the Teamliquid Modship Enterprise is patrolling the neutral zone, also known as the General Forum...


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Ensign Jibba: [in a Russian Accent] Captain, unidentified object detected on an intercept course!
Captain Chill: On screen!



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Captain Chill: What the devil is that? Analysis Mr. Heyoka!
Lieutenant Commander Heyoka: [in Lenard Nimoy voice] Captain, it appears to be a Crap Thread class attack vessel. Headed directly for us.
Captain Chill: Red alert! Helm, evasive maneuvers!
Lieutenant GMarsha: Aye Captain!
Lieutenant Commander Heyoka: Captain, they appear to be opening fire.
Captain Chill: Deflector screens to maximum!



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Captain Chill: My god, what was that!
Lieutenant Commander Heyoka: Analyzing.... It appears to be a beam made entirely out of crap posts sir. It is in fact, pure concentrated stupidity. Captain if we take much more of this, we will all become slobbering idiots.
Captain Chill: Damn! Bridge to Engineering!
Commander Kwark Aye Captain, Engineerin' 'ere!
Captain Chill: Engineer Kwark, I need more power to the engines!
Commander Kwark I CAN'T DOO IT CAPTAIN. I DOOON'T 'AVE THE POWER!!




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Lieutenant Commander Heyoka: Captain, they appear to have doubled the power of their weapon, decks four through six already being affected.
Captain Chill: Damn! Captain to phaser room, prepare to fire at full power!
Redshirt motbob: Acknowledged Captain!
Captain Chill: Lieutenant Ares[Effort], send a message to Modfleet. Inform Admiral Plexa we've been attacked!
Lieutenant Ares[Effort]: [in a sexy lady's voice] Aye Captain, message sent!
Captain Chill: Phaser control, NOW, fire full power!!!!!





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Lieutenant Commander Heyoka: Direct hit captain. The vessel appears destroyed.
Captain Chill: Report!
Lieutenant Ares[Effort]: Decks four through six report the effects of the stupidity seem to be slowly wearing off. Though we have sustained several casualties.
Captain Chill: Good. Excellent work gentlemen. But so.... many questions..... left.... unanswered. Who are these mysterious..... beings...... and why would they attempt to spread their.... stupidity across the galaxy?
Lieutenant Commander Heyoka: We may never know Captain.
Captain Chill: Too right Mr. Heyoka. Set course for Starbase 23 Mr Jibba. Mr GMarshal, take us to warp.



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Join us next time for more adventures of the TL Modship Enterprise!



Seriously.

-edit: you really don't want to know how much time I spent on that lol.
I like the way the walls go out. Gives you an open feeling. Firefly's a good design. People don't appreciate the substance of things. Objects in space. People miss out on what's solid.
Mandini
Profile Joined April 2011
United States1717 Posts
April 04 2012 02:39 GMT
#18025
Lieutenant Ares[Effort]: [in a sexy lady's voice]

Best part

The rest of it was pretty good too :D That must have taken quite a while to make.
Promethelax
Profile Joined February 2012
Canada7089 Posts
April 04 2012 02:42 GMT
#18026
@TheToast
That entire thing is awesome. made my night, thank you.
TL Mafia. Love it. Play it. http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/index.php?show_part=31 I find Kennigit really attractive. If anyone has a picture of him please feel free to PM it to me.
SonuvBob
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Aiur21550 Posts
April 04 2012 02:43 GMT
#18027
That was butter than I expected.
Administrator
Harem
Profile Joined November 2007
United States11393 Posts
April 04 2012 02:46 GMT
#18028
People just keep churning out these puns.
Moderator。◕‿◕。
SonuvBob
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Aiur21550 Posts
April 04 2012 02:47 GMT
#18029
Once that line is crust, there's no going back.
Administrator
KhAmun
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United States1005 Posts
April 04 2012 02:54 GMT
#18030
What a rye sense of humor you have.
Harem
Profile Joined November 2007
United States11393 Posts
April 04 2012 02:58 GMT
#18031
If I had a pumpernickel for each one of these then I'd be rich.
Moderator。◕‿◕。
JingleHell
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States11308 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-04-04 03:00:58
April 04 2012 02:58 GMT
#18032
I was really expecting the puns to stop after TheToast popped back up. But if we've got admins getting in on it, I know which side of the bread has the butter on it. The jokes really are getting spread a bit thin, though. The thread is going to crumbs. The discussion is jammed.
Probulous
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
Australia3894 Posts
April 04 2012 03:04 GMT
#18033
It's all good! Nothing wrong with a few puns. I mean we're just having a little fun.

You know we' re + Show Spoiler +
"Dude has some really interesting midgame switches that I wouldn't have expected. "I violated your house" into "HIHO THE DAIRY OH!" really threw me. You don't usually expect children's poetry harass as a follow up " - AmericanUmlaut
TheToast
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States4808 Posts
April 04 2012 03:05 GMT
#18034
On April 04 2012 11:39 Mandini wrote:
Show nested quote +
Lieutenant Ares[Effort]: [in a sexy lady's voice]

Best part

The rest of it was pretty good too :D That must have taken quite a while to make.


Ascii is an art. No amount of time it too much...

On April 04 2012 11:43 SonuvBob wrote:
That was butter than I expected.


-.-



Anyway, I'm thinking of making a blog series. Possibly in full color. Cast subject to change :D

But I still need a doctor. Who among the TL staff could possibly fill the role of a southern vulcan hating doctor? And his assistant Nurse Chapel?
I like the way the walls go out. Gives you an open feeling. Firefly's a good design. People don't appreciate the substance of things. Objects in space. People miss out on what's solid.
TheToast
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States4808 Posts
April 04 2012 03:58 GMT
#18035
Captain Chill, from Teamliquid Modship: The Animated Series

[image loading]

Oh I so gotta make a blog series now.
I like the way the walls go out. Gives you an open feeling. Firefly's a good design. People don't appreciate the substance of things. Objects in space. People miss out on what's solid.
ZeromuS
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
Canada13402 Posts
April 04 2012 04:03 GMT
#18036
On April 04 2012 12:58 TheToast wrote:
Captain Chill, from Teamliquid Modship: The Animated Series

[image loading]

Oh I so gotta make a blog series now.


All art in ASCII please. I want a blog jam packed with ASCII and trim the crust that is your photoshop please.

+ Show Spoiler +
Damn these toast puns are fun to make. Just hope I don't get burned for it
StrategyRTS forever | @ZeromuS_plays | www.twitch.tv/Zeromus_
SonuvBob
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Aiur21550 Posts
April 04 2012 04:06 GMT
#18037
On April 04 2012 11:54 KhAmun wrote:
What a rye sense of humor you have.

Wheat can I say, I'm a pun-maker, born and bread. Baking up a few puns to get a slice of the action is the yeast I can do.
Administrator
Jibba
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States22883 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-04-04 04:08:12
April 04 2012 04:07 GMT
#18038
On April 04 2012 11:18 TheToast wrote:
Jibba on top of things in General

Thanks, I've just come off the IR. It's the other mods like GMarshall and Haemonculus that've picked up the slack.
ModeratorNow I'm distant, dark in this anthrobeat
Jibba
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States22883 Posts
April 04 2012 04:09 GMT
#18039
On April 04 2012 13:06 SonuvBob wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 04 2012 11:54 KhAmun wrote:
What a rye sense of humor you have.

Wheat can I say, I'm a pun-maker, born and bread. Baking up a few puns to get a slice of the action is the yeast I can do.

Come on now, some of these are really half baked. You knead to get your act together.
ModeratorNow I'm distant, dark in this anthrobeat
SonuvBob
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Aiur21550 Posts
April 04 2012 04:23 GMT
#18040
Doughn't try to get a rise out of me. I know my puns are all beautiful flours, and you're loven every last one.
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