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On March 16 2012 19:09 KaluGOSU wrote:
TEAMLIQUID MODS THIS TO YOU: U NEED TO GROW UP AND STOP EATIN TWIZZLERS AND FIG NEWTONS OUT OF A ZIPLOC/ KIDS GOT JOKED IN SCHOOL AND BULLIES SNAPPED THEIR RAZOR SCOOTERS/ NOW ITS GUNNA BE ROUND 2 AND IMA DISS UR ASSES ON UR NEW SITE//DONT BE HATING ON MY FLOW CUZ THAT SHIT HOPS ON UR ASS LIKE SUPER MARIO //KIDS THINKS THEY GUNNA BE GRANDMASTER RANK BUT SILVER LEAGUE IS HOW FAR U'LL GO // LISTEN TL THE ONLY THING U'LL GET SPONSORED FOR IS SOCKEN BOPPERS // GET ON MY LEVEL U DEGEN ACNE RIDDENED GEEKS
User was temp banned for this post.
oh man
i love twizzlers
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LOL................. Twizzlers and Fig Newtons out of a Ziploc. We got skewled guys, back to the drawing board.
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dude needs to learn that if your flow doesnt rhyme, it at least needs to uh, flow. for more than two lines out of six.
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Wow, KaluGOSU.
I've had a nose to see what else his posting was like - he just seems to turn up every once in a while to post a one liner and leaves. Nothing intelligient but nothing as utterly insane as his last three.
In facted his last two posts probably have more text in them than his entire posting history, but don't quote me on that...
But how do you go from this:
On February 24 2012 11:56 KaluGOSU wrote:
why would idra 6pool ... so ridiculous
To this:
On March 16 2012 19:09 KaluGOSU wrote:
TEAMLIQUID MODS THIS TO YOU: U NEED TO GROW UP AND STOP EATIN TWIZZLERS AND FIG NEWTONS OUT OF A ZIPLOC/ KIDS GOT JOKED IN SCHOOL AND BULLIES SNAPPED THEIR RAZOR SCOOTERS/ NOW ITS GUNNA BE ROUND 2 AND IMA DISS UR ASSES ON UR NEW SITE//DONT BE HATING ON MY FLOW CUZ THAT SHIT HOPS ON UR ASS LIKE SUPER MARIO //KIDS THINKS THEY GUNNA BE GRANDMASTER RANK BUT SILVER LEAGUE IS HOW FAR U'LL GO // LISTEN TL THE ONLY THING U'LL GET SPONSORED FOR IS SOCKEN BOPPERS // GET ON MY LEVEL U DEGEN ACNE RIDDENED GEEKS
User was temp banned for this post.
And this:
On March 16 2012 19:05 KaluGOSU wrote:
yo its me FLAWLESSKALU/ IM UR BIGGEST IDOL SO WRITE DOWN WHAT IM ABOUT TO SAY/ / IM BOUTTA ALSO SLAY UR EGO AND UR DREAMS/ THEN CALL UP THE PHONE AND ORDER U SOME ACNE CREAMS/ MY RHYMES SO FLY THEY MAKE STARS CIRCLE AROUND UR HEAD // KID GOT MAD FROM MY 3PORT AND NOW HIS PET CAT IS DEAD // UR SO BAD AT BW U AINT EVEN IN BRONZE UR IN COPPER/ U JUST MAD CUZ MY RAPS SLAPPING U IN THE FACE LIKE SOCKEM BOPPERS/
EDIT: bold for emphasis
I guess he could be a teenager going through puberty- the alterations in brain chemistry probably can make you do some regrettable things. I know they did for me.
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On March 16 2012 22:40 Deleuze wrote:
I guess he could be a teenager going through puberty- the alterations in brain chemistry probably can make you do some regrettable things. I know they did for me.
Or possibly shooting meth?
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On March 16 2012 22:47 TheToast wrote:Show nested quote +On March 16 2012 22:40 Deleuze wrote:
I guess he could be a teenager going through puberty- the alterations in brain chemistry probably can make you do some regrettable things. I know they did for me. Or possibly shooting meth?
or both?
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I think we should encourage this budding young artist in our community. Clearly it's a sign that E-sports is growing when, later on in his life, he's in the movie 8 Mile 2, rapping about video games.
Although, on second thought, at least that movie was only horrible. I'm doing it a disservice.
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So he got temp banned for bad posting. Can he be permed for a complete lack of talent? Those do not have any rhyme or flow at all.
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On March 16 2012 15:48 flamewheel wrote:
lol "she"
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On March 16 2012 22:58 JingleHell wrote:
I think we should encourage this budding young artist in our community. Clearly it's a sign that E-sports is growing when, later on in his life, he's in the movie 8 Mile 2, rapping about video games.
Although, on second thought, at least that movie was only horrible. I'm doing it a disservice.
8 mile was good
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Can he be permed for a complete lack of talent? Those do not have any rhyme or flow at all.
Not true, he manages to get some flow in about 1/3 of his genius freestyles!
I hope they're freestyles, if he actually worked on those then he shouldn't just be permabanned, he should be nuked from orbit. Total glassification.
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Yo yo yo yo yo, shoutout to my homies in the audience tonight, this goes out to you TL
Yo, lemme tell you a story about Kalu--a crazy cracker who thought he was GOSU
Rappin' at TL like he thought he was dre, but his lyrics were shit and it was a 90 day
Dumb motherfucker was talking about candy, he wouldn't know rap if it gave him a handy
Just another dumb white kid who thought he was cool, postin' in caps like a giant tool
Stop being a stupid motherfuckin fool, im gonna take your ass to rap school
So listen to my lyrics like you in class, or Plexa's gonna lay another ban on your ass
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On March 17 2012 00:15 TheToast wrote:
Yo yo yo yo yo, shoutout to my homies in the audience tonight, this goes out to you TL
Yo, lemme tell you a story about Kalu--a crazy cracker who thought he was GOSU
Rappin' at TL like he thought he was dre, but his lyrics were shit and it was a 90 day
Dumb motherfucker was talking about candy, he wouldn't know rap if it gave him a handy
Just another dumb white kid who thought he was cool, postin' in caps like a giant tool
Stop being a stupid motherfuckin fool, im gonna take your ass to rap school
So listen to my lyrics like you in class, or Plexa's gonna lay another ban on your ass
flow: check
rhymes: check
not ALL CAPS: check
using the enter button instead of // for new lines: check
how did you manage this? inquiring kalus want to know!
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Bisutopia19152 Posts
Arayon was just banned by heyoka.
That account was created on 2012-01-04 01:26:24 and had 73 posts.
Reason: Changed to perm for ban dodging.
Finally decided to move Arayon to a perm ban. Did he try dodging again? Or just realized this person fails at TL?
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On March 17 2012 00:15 TheToast wrote:
Yo yo yo yo yo, shoutout to my homies in the audience tonight, this goes out to you TL
Yo, lemme tell you a story about Kalu--a crazy cracker who thought he was GOSU
Rappin' at TL like he thought he was dre, but his lyrics were shit and it was a 90 day
Dumb motherfucker was talking about candy, he wouldn't know rap if it gave him a handy
Just another dumb white kid who thought he was cool, postin' in caps like a giant tool
Stop being a stupid motherfuckin fool, im gonna take your ass to rap school
So listen to my lyrics like you in class, or Plexa's gonna lay another ban on your ass
Rofl. I wonder if we can PM a mod to change Kalu's ban reason to this.
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The plot thickens: http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=240853#1
On July 06 2011 15:00 KaluGOSU wrote:Show nested quote +On July 06 2011 13:50 Mayor wrote:
Haven't dl'd the replays, but is this the FlawlessKalu that Incontrol didn't believe was a female? Hehe. You palyed some awesome games against him. :D And yes, it is FlawlessKalu
Apparently this KaluGOSU account belongs to a semi-pro female player. "Kalu" is I guess a high masters or grandmasters player with a clan called Relentless Heros. I can't tell for sure as RH Gaming's website is a broken pile of crap, but there is some mention of a player called Kalu on there.
On July 06 2011 12:48 dRaW wrote:Show nested quote +On July 06 2011 12:41 LuckyFool wrote:
Kalu so gosu...a little too bm for my taste though. Really?? This is the same kalu in sc:bw used to pretend was a girl and had other people ladder for "her" then claim that was "her" legit rank/skill only to lose to D/D+ players in play/obs on a consistent basis. Just recall the USEast X17 days.
lol.
The plot thickens EVEN MORE: http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=241505
If that weren't enough, IT GETS THICKER YETTTTTT!!!!: http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=256137#1
Hello TeamLiquid, I am making this thread to warn you all about internet trolls that dislike me and will continue to make false threads accusing me of so and so.
I'm a top female gamer of the SC2 community. I am considered a 'bad mannered' user due to dropping mules, and not saying gg sometimes in games etc..
Many players don't like me much, and would love to destroy my reputation and what not.. I'm just posting to give you a heads up about haters making false threads, lies, rumours...
Thanks for reading this.
~FlawlessKalu
What about raps? False raps? Do players spread faked raps about you?
I actually would bet dollars to doughnuts (what does that even mean?) at this point that this was an account hack. Or she tried ecstasy for the first time.
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Wow thanks for that Toast, this is fascinating stuff to read through on a slow day.
I'll see your dollars and raise you 3 donuts good sir
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On March 17 2012 02:13 Synwave wrote:
Wow thanks for that Toast, this is fascinating stuff to read through on a slow day.
I'll see your dollars and raise you 3 donuts good sir
After writing that I just went out and bought some doughnuts, which I am now eating 
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Nice investigative work. Enjoy the donuts ^^
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Spelling varies depending on country, both are correct however.
Huk: center of the drama storm at all times!
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