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Someone needs to lay off the acid...
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Probulous
Australia3894 Posts
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=294757 Someone needs to lay off the acid... | ||
p4NDemik
United States13896 Posts
Yep, if you EVER EVER EVER post "First" or "1st" in a thread you'll probably be greeted by that warning. | ||
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-_-Quails
Australia796 Posts
On December 15 2011 10:33 Probulous wrote: In amongst all the shitty closed naniwa threads I did manage to find this goldmine http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=294757 Someone needs to lay off the acid... Slightly relevant to clicking walls: Some birds once found a hole in the brickwork under the eaves of my house and nested between two interior walls. The sounds they made caused much confusion for a while. | ||
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Darkren
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TheToast
United States4808 Posts
On December 15 2011 10:33 Probulous wrote: In amongst all the shitty closed naniwa threads I did manage to find this goldmine http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=294757 Someone needs to lay off the acid... For whatever reason that reminded me of the holodeck scene in Star Trek TNG episode "Schisms", where they are all beginning to remember strange abductions and La Forge recalls hearing "clicking" noises all around him in the operating room where they were being held. Great episode, creeped me out good the first time I saw it. In all seriousness though it was likely just a metal air duct in the wall expanding and contracting due to the cold weather, not sure why he felt the need to make a thread out of that. pms was just temp banned for 2 days by Pholon. That account was created on 2008-04-05 08:27:26 and had 127 posts. Reason: THIS IS A NOTICE THAT IF YOU EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER POST +1 AGAIN NOT ONLY ON THIS FORUM BUT ON ANY FORUM AND DONT THINK WE WONT FIND OUT BECAUSE WE WILL EVEN IF ITS ON SOME PRIVATE FORUM THAT ONLY YOUR FAMILY POSTS ON I SWEAR TO GOD I'LL KIDNAP YOUR FUCKING GRANDMOTHER AND BEAT THE URL OUT OF HER AND I WILL FIND OUT IF YOU POST +1 THIS IS A NOTICE THAT IF YOU EVER DO IT AGAIN I'M GOING TO CUT YOUR TONGUE OUT AND SLAP YOUR ACROSS YOUR STUPID NERD FACE WITH IT AND AFTER THAT WE'LL SEE WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE WITHOUT EYES I MEAN IT I'LL PULL OUT YOUR FUCKING EYEBALLS AND THEN HOLD THEM UP TO YOUR FACE SO YOU CAN LOOK AT YOURSELF SHRIEK IN HORROR BEFORE MY BLADE ENTERS YOUR SKULL AND EVERYTHING GOES DARK +2 + Show Spoiler + | ||
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Probe1
United States17920 Posts
On December 15 2011 10:33 Probulous wrote: In amongst all the shitty closed naniwa threads I did manage to find this goldmine http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=294757 Someone needs to lay off the acid... Better closed thread than the one I linked. If I had found that on my own I would have just thought it was a weird thread that was closed but going into it with the mindset you framed the link with.. Wow it really does sound like he's tripping his nuts off. Speaking of which, hifriend got SMOKED. You know how torte has the posting guide? I really want to write a 1000 ways to (be) banned. Leave the 999th way blank and be banned for the blog as the 1000th reason. | ||
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TheToast
United States4808 Posts
On December 15 2011 11:10 Probe1 wrote: Better closed thread than the one I linked. If I had found that on my own I would have just thought it was a weird thread that was closed but going into it with the mindset you framed the link with.. Wow it really does sound like he's tripping his nuts off. Speaking of which, hifriend got SMOKED. You know how torte has the posting guide? I really want to write a 1000 ways to (be) banned. Leave the 999th way blank and be banned for the blog as the 1000th reason. Like that stupid 1000 ways to die show on the Spike channel (US only I think)? That show was stupid, half the crap was just made up. And I could think of at least 10,000 ways to be banned. My favorite: Post about Tesla Coils (since the TL staff is part of the US Military-Industrial complex in alliance with the pharmaceutical companies that are hiding the truth about aliens/cancer treatments/and what really happened to BStallion's headset) | ||
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Probe1
United States17920 Posts
Yeah pretty much like that except without the anecdotal stories. Screw gathering all that. Every time I look at this thread and nothings happened though I think of way 442: Complain that there aren't enough bans funny/interesting bans happening. | ||
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TheToast
United States4808 Posts
On December 15 2011 11:37 Probe1 wrote: SHH. they'll take you in the night for knowing the truth TT Yeah pretty much like that except without the anecdotal stories. Screw gathering all that. Every time I look at this thread and nothings happened though I think of way 442: Complain that there aren't enough bans funny/interesting bans happening. Lol, you ass. | ||
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Risen
United States7927 Posts
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MamiyaOtaru
United States1687 Posts
On December 15 2011 10:48 -_-Quails wrote: Slightly relevant to clicking walls: Some birds once found a hole in the brickwork under the eaves of my house and nested between two interior walls. The sounds they made caused much confusion for a while. had birds like that in England. After moving to Colorado I thought they followed me. A couple years later I finally realized it was a clock that made bird noises on the hour D: | ||
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Synwave
United States2803 Posts
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TheToast
United States4808 Posts
On December 15 2011 12:43 Synwave wrote: I think I will be back in a week or possibly two. This entire site is getting out of control. Now you're being over dramatic. | ||
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Synwave
United States2803 Posts
Shhh keep your butter off my toa...owait! | ||
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Fruscainte
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WHAT? OVER DRAMATIC? NO YOU'RE OVER DRAMATIC. | ||
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Synwave
United States2803 Posts
On December 15 2011 12:58 Fruscainte wrote: WHAT? OVER DRAMATIC? NO YOU'RE OVER DRAMATIC. Pholon's caps lock has my back good sir | ||
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Fruscainte
4596 Posts
My caps lock is a million times better than Pholon's. I guarantee it. | ||
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Synwave
United States2803 Posts
On December 15 2011 13:01 Fruscainte wrote: My caps lock is a million times better than Pholon's. I guarantee it. I await glowing puzzle pieces of doom then. I am defeated! *cringes behind his hairless cat* In other news this made me giggle TL.net Bot TL.net. December 15 2011 05:25. Posts 3 PM Profile Quote # Kentakky was just temp banned for 2 days by tree.hugger. That account was created on 2010-09-26 23:22:12 and had 346 posts. Reason: Please stop giving Sweden a bad name. It's a beautiful country with some wonderful people. Stockholm is gorgeous. But your awful generalizations about Koreans are causing me and many others to make similar judgments about Swedes. Stop it. Ive always wanted to visit "hur du mar" or something  | ||
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Probe1
United States17920 Posts
On December 15 2011 12:58 Fruscainte wrote: WHAT? OVER DRAMATIC? NO YOU'RE OVER DRAMATIC. Everybody CALM DOWN InfEsteD_French was just banned by p4NDemik. That account was created on 2011-07-09 23:13:35 and had 4 posts. Reason: On December 15 2011 12:58 InfEsteD_French wrote: YOU SICK FART FUCKS OMG QUIT THIS PONY SHIT GET OUT THIS IS AN ESPORT SITE. BY THE POWER OF CAPS LOCK I BAN YOU FROM THIS PLAN OF EXISTENCE. RETURN TO YOUR FUCKING BASEMENTS. And i won't say the word nigger. no u gtfo Good show. | ||
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Probulous
Australia3894 Posts
We now have people complaining, by the power of capslock, about the lack of golds on maps  amazingxkcd was just temp banned for 2 days by p4NDemik. That account was created on 2010-09-07 08:38:26 and had 682 posts. Reason: Calm down and take deep breaths. Please TL, smoke a collective fatty and inhale some nachos, the world is going to be alright. | ||
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