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TheEmulator
28104 Posts
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BigFan
TLADT24920 Posts
On September 02 2013 23:36 [UoN]Sentinel wrote: Two weeks later we hear about some mentally unstable Romanian guy who mysteriously showed up in the Netherlands and assaulted a random jogger across the street from the TL headquarters... Would be interesting to read about, at any rate. wow that's quite scary actually. Good thing guy survived but only 2 years for pre-meditated? I would've figured at least 10. On September 03 2013 09:17 Capped wrote: Yeah jbright owned all dem 1 post accounts and boosted my stats. LoL mods be slackin' i be winnin'  Also, i use adblock, come at me bitches. + Show Spoiler + Im + , im sorry, i dont block on TL, i love you, dont ban me User was banned for killing eSports You know you're martyring there, right? | ||
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[UoN]Sentinel
United States11320 Posts
On September 03 2013 09:28 MasterOfPuppets wrote: As a side note I wonder how many people would reconsider their stance if the ads were actually remotely personalized, instead of being "Meet single Asian women in your area!!!11oneoneone" all the time. :/ Then again as someone pointed out that wouldn't turn out so well for users with a more...shady browsing history. :/ What goes around comes around. There's probably someone on the site who would benefit more than me from the "gay men in San Francisco" ads... | ||
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Capped
United Kingdom7236 Posts
Fuck it. BAN ME FOR MARTYRING TOO YOU NAZIS. Plz no. Damn i did it again, never ending circle(jerk). User was temp banned for this post. | ||
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MasterOfPuppets
Romania6942 Posts
On September 03 2013 09:33 Capped wrote: Is that actually considered martyring O.o Im basically appealling to them publicly not saying dont ban me for my post. Well actually i guess i am. Fuck it. BAN ME FOR MARTYRING TOO YOU NAZIS. Plz no. Damn i did it again, never ending circle(jerk). Relax man... have a beer... and meet some single Asian ladies in your area! Or gay men in San Francisco. Whichever you prefer, we don't judge. | ||
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TheEmulator
28104 Posts
On September 03 2013 09:34 MasterOfPuppets wrote: Relax man... have a beer... and meet some single Asian ladies in your area! Or gay men in San Francisco. Whichever you prefer, we don't judge. or both, that's fine too. I saw an ad for cute WoW girls once. | ||
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dAPhREAk
Nauru12397 Posts
On September 03 2013 09:33 Capped wrote: Is that actually considered martyring O.o Im basically appealling to them publicly not saying dont ban me for my post. Well actually i guess i am. Fuck it. BAN ME FOR MARTYRING TOO YOU NAZIS. Plz no. Damn i did it again, never ending circle(jerk). attention seeking behavior is a symptom of underlying emotional and psychological issues. it is the kind of thing that should be addressed immediately. there is help available, please avail yourself of publicly available resources before its too late. | ||
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3FFA
United States3931 Posts
On September 03 2013 09:34 TheEmulator wrote: or both, that's fine too. I saw an ad for cute WoW girls once. Oh yeah I saw that too. Once I saw an ad for having won a beta key... ...it didn't say what game. o.O On September 03 2013 09:56 dAPhREAk wrote: attention seeking behavior is a symptom of underlying emotional and psychological issues. it is the kind of thing that should be addressed immediately. there is help available, please avail yourself of publicly available resources before its too late. drop it. | ||
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MountainDewJunkie
United States10348 Posts
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dAPhREAk
Nauru12397 Posts
On September 03 2013 09:57 3FFA wrote: Oh yeah I saw that too. Once I saw an ad for having won a beta key... ...it didn't say what game. o.O drop it. given your 8 pages of posts in the Ask TL Staff Anything thread, you would do well to consider my advice as well. | ||
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Shock710
Australia6097 Posts
On September 03 2013 10:03 dAPhREAk wrote: given your 8 pages of posts in the Ask TL Staff Anything thread, you would do well to consider my advice as well. On September 03 2013 10:02 MountainDewJunkie wrote: Like it's hot cause it burns | ||
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AlternativeEgo
Sweden17309 Posts
+ Show Spoiler [Powerful literature] + On September 03 2013 02:34 aregularuser wrote: for the mod that banned me and for all mods on tlfrom the king 1 lol you american idiots are retarded.You are just stockolm syndorme suffering little bitches.Liking it when I stick my big fat romanian dick in your wet mothers pussy.no wonder ben laden obliterated you little morons.Fuck you dead mothers bitches.This is me insulting you you little morons.I am killing you just like bin aden killed all of the dumb cowardly americans on september 11.Piss on you cowards.YOu never won any wars.You lost in vietnam,afghanistan and iraq.Fuck your dead soldiers mothers.Fuccck you amercan fat retards.Piss on the childern killing cowards you call soldiers. fuck your mother's soul and fuck your mothers despair you stinky old faggot.Take your retarded mother to church.I will strike my dick on her kidneys only she develops stones in her kidneys.Afterwards I am going to squirt some sperm only in her mouth so i will get 100 points like it is darts.Fuck you mothers hapiness and hhealth you little casual slave.I will shit in your air conditioner so you will smell my diarrhea in your house.I will fuck the holy place that is your mothers pussy.I will rest my dick in your mothers pussy.I will make your mothers clittoris the size of a turkeys ridge.You will drink my diarrhea directly from my ass with the straw form the mcdonalds mcflurry.I will brutalize my dick in your mothers throth you little flamed child made from 2 worms masturbating with that masturbating father which eats the pussy of all the street cleaners form the New York subway.I will rape your mother until you entire family comes and begs me to leave her alone.I will shit on the wood from which you fathers coffin is made.Fuckk all your guradian angels you unwashed jew.YOU Little reatrds do not know who you are messing with.i will strech my dick which smells like fish all over your puking faces you little illeterate shiteaters. Moonbear I heard you want to be the wife of the Osaka samurai you little faggot?i will stick my dick in your mothers dead relatives you infected unwashed moron.i will stick my dick in all your race and in all your relatives.Fuck you little black mouthed beggard. you little german pedophiles I will fuck your mother in the ass until she asks for fired chips.I will dry my cum filled dick in your mothers wet and stinky face.Your mother is so wet Poseidon fucked her with his trident in her ass.Thus she became the bitch of the coral reef you ass hole.Tell your mother to stop changing her lipstick because my dick is looking lke a rainbow.Fuck your mothers personal jesus and your mothers race.John Cena will come to you house with his chians and he will make your mother the bitch of Thuganomics.i will sinergize by dick with your mothers pussy particles you little moron made by a beaver masturbating.The same beaver builds damns over you mothers pussy to not flood Romania with the amounts of sperm your mothers pussy accumulated over the years.take me by the dick and throw me in your mothers bed.I will shit on your mothers forehead so you will say she is a unicorn you unwashed peasant.Do zig zags between my pubian hair.I will stab your families saints with my dick and I will stab your mother in the heart also with my dick.that unsatisfied hooker i only fuck her in the mouth. The same medssage goes o that romanian bitch master of his mothers pussy.Fuck him and all th emods on teamliquid. And do not forget what I said.When i catch you in utrecht it is su;phuric acid all over your faces muslim style.Do not think I am joking you little cum munchers. | ||
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3FFA
United States3931 Posts
On September 03 2013 10:09 AlternativeEgo wrote: Can't we just get along and read theking1 part 2 together? + Show Spoiler [Powerful literature] + On September 03 2013 02:34 aregularuser wrote: for the mod that banned me and for all mods on tlfrom the king 1 lol you american idiots are retarded.You are just stockolm syndorme suffering little bitches.Liking it when I stick my big fat romanian dick in your wet mothers pussy.no wonder ben laden obliterated you little morons.Fuck you dead mothers bitches.This is me insulting you you little morons.I am killing you just like bin aden killed all of the dumb cowardly americans on september 11.Piss on you cowards.YOu never won any wars.You lost in vietnam,afghanistan and iraq.Fuck your dead soldiers mothers.Fuccck you amercan fat retards.Piss on the childern killing cowards you call soldiers. fuck your mother's soul and fuck your mothers despair you stinky old faggot.Take your retarded mother to church.I will strike my dick on her kidneys only she develops stones in her kidneys.Afterwards I am going to squirt some sperm only in her mouth so i will get 100 points like it is darts.Fuck you mothers hapiness and hhealth you little casual slave.I will shit in your air conditioner so you will smell my diarrhea in your house.I will fuck the holy place that is your mothers pussy.I will rest my dick in your mothers pussy.I will make your mothers clittoris the size of a turkeys ridge.You will drink my diarrhea directly from my ass with the straw form the mcdonalds mcflurry.I will brutalize my dick in your mothers throth you little flamed child made from 2 worms masturbating with that masturbating father which eats the pussy of all the street cleaners form the New York subway.I will rape your mother until you entire family comes and begs me to leave her alone.I will shit on the wood from which you fathers coffin is made.Fuckk all your guradian angels you unwashed jew.YOU Little reatrds do not know who you are messing with.i will strech my dick which smells like fish all over your puking faces you little illeterate shiteaters. Moonbear I heard you want to be the wife of the Osaka samurai you little faggot?i will stick my dick in your mothers dead relatives you infected unwashed moron.i will stick my dick in all your race and in all your relatives.Fuck you little black mouthed beggard. you little german pedophiles I will fuck your mother in the ass until she asks for fired chips.I will dry my cum filled dick in your mothers wet and stinky face.Your mother is so wet Poseidon fucked her with his trident in her ass.Thus she became the bitch of the coral reef you ass hole.Tell your mother to stop changing her lipstick because my dick is looking lke a rainbow.Fuck your mothers personal jesus and your mothers race.John Cena will come to you house with his chians and he will make your mother the bitch of Thuganomics.i will sinergize by dick with your mothers pussy particles you little moron made by a beaver masturbating.The same beaver builds damns over you mothers pussy to not flood Romania with the amounts of sperm your mothers pussy accumulated over the years.take me by the dick and throw me in your mothers bed.I will shit on your mothers forehead so you will say she is a unicorn you unwashed peasant.Do zig zags between my pubian hair.I will stab your families saints with my dick and I will stab your mother in the heart also with my dick.that unsatisfied hooker i only fuck her in the mouth. The same medssage goes o that romanian bitch master of his mothers pussy.Fuck him and all th emods on teamliquid. And do not forget what I said.When i catch you in utrecht it is su;phuric acid all over your faces muslim style.Do not think I am joking you little cum munchers. I wish that the staff could just give this user the ability to act like a normal user except that all posts/PMs/etc. that he is actually banned from doing don't get sent unless they are to a staff member. Like, he can click to PM but when he hits send it says the message was sent / post was posted when it never was. When he looks at his sent/posts/post count/etc. nothing would've changed. It would be like being banned as it is atm but with lots of time wasted trying to rage. :D On September 03 2013 10:03 dAPhREAk wrote: given your 8 pages of posts in the Ask TL Staff Anything thread, you would do well to consider my advice as well. What, stop posting on TL? Stop being curious? Stop being me? Is that really your 'advice'? Stop criticizing who I am and get back to being yourself because I know you probably have enough problems in your life and that you really shouldn't be wasting time criticizing others when you could be dealing with your own problems. Deal with your own life, your own personality, and your own interests. I'm sure you have your hands full just trying to do that well. I don't mind if you keep improving yourself, but don't try to improve others through insult and criticism. Spreading unhappiness doesn't make the world go round, it just slows down the spread of happiness and goodness in the world. Drop it. edit: + Show Spoiler + On September 03 2013 10:13 Dan26 wrote: Sup son, ez son. You make roach? But I have banshee! What you gonna do son? Aww who beat me to this report?  | ||
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Shock710
Australia6097 Posts
On September 03 2013 10:13 3FFA wrote: I wish that the staff could just give this user the ability to act like a normal user except that all posts/PMs/etc. that he is actually banned from doing don't get sent unless they are to a staff member. Like, he can click to PM but when he hits send it says the message was sent / post was posted when it never was. When he looks at his sent/posts/post count/etc. nothing would've changed. It would be like being banned as it is atm but with lots of time wasted trying to rage. :D What, stop posting on TL? Stop being curious? Stop being me? Is that really your 'advice'? Stop criticizing who I am and get back to being yourself because I know you probably have enough problems in your life and that you really shouldn't be wasting time criticizing others when you could be dealing with your own problems. Deal with your own life, your own personality, and your own interests. I'm sure you have your hands full just trying to do that well. I don't mind if you keep improving yourself, but don't try to improve others through insult and criticism. Spreading unhappiness doesn't make the world go round, it just slows down the spread of happiness and goodness in the world. Drop it. edit: + Show Spoiler + On September 03 2013 10:13 Dan26 wrote: Sup son, ez son. You make roach? But I have banshee! What you gonna do son? Aww who beat me to this report? i reported it Drop it. | ||
KadaverBB
Germany25658 Posts
EDIT: Damnit Shock I was trying to keep your identity a secret  | ||
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Shock710
Australia6097 Posts
some friend you are | ||
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FluffyBinLaden
United States527 Posts
On September 03 2013 10:09 AlternativeEgo wrote: Can't we just get along and read theking1 part 2 together? + Show Spoiler [Powerful literature] + On September 03 2013 02:34 aregularuser wrote: for the mod that banned me and for all mods on tlfrom the king 1 lol you american idiots are retarded.You are just stockolm syndorme suffering little bitches.Liking it when I stick my big fat romanian dick in your wet mothers pussy.no wonder ben laden obliterated you little morons.Fuck you dead mothers bitches.This is me insulting you you little morons.I am killing you just like bin aden killed all of the dumb cowardly americans on september 11.Piss on you cowards.YOu never won any wars.You lost in vietnam,afghanistan and iraq.Fuck your dead soldiers mothers.Fuccck you amercan fat retards.Piss on the childern killing cowards you call soldiers. fuck your mother's soul and fuck your mothers despair you stinky old faggot.Take your retarded mother to church.I will strike my dick on her kidneys only she develops stones in her kidneys.Afterwards I am going to squirt some sperm only in her mouth so i will get 100 points like it is darts.Fuck you mothers hapiness and hhealth you little casual slave.I will shit in your air conditioner so you will smell my diarrhea in your house.I will fuck the holy place that is your mothers pussy.I will rest my dick in your mothers pussy.I will make your mothers clittoris the size of a turkeys ridge.You will drink my diarrhea directly from my ass with the straw form the mcdonalds mcflurry.I will brutalize my dick in your mothers throth you little flamed child made from 2 worms masturbating with that masturbating father which eats the pussy of all the street cleaners form the New York subway.I will rape your mother until you entire family comes and begs me to leave her alone.I will shit on the wood from which you fathers coffin is made.Fuckk all your guradian angels you unwashed jew.YOU Little reatrds do not know who you are messing with.i will strech my dick which smells like fish all over your puking faces you little illeterate shiteaters. Moonbear I heard you want to be the wife of the Osaka samurai you little faggot?i will stick my dick in your mothers dead relatives you infected unwashed moron.i will stick my dick in all your race and in all your relatives.Fuck you little black mouthed beggard. you little german pedophiles I will fuck your mother in the ass until she asks for fired chips.I will dry my cum filled dick in your mothers wet and stinky face.Your mother is so wet Poseidon fucked her with his trident in her ass.Thus she became the bitch of the coral reef you ass hole.Tell your mother to stop changing her lipstick because my dick is looking lke a rainbow.Fuck your mothers personal jesus and your mothers race.John Cena will come to you house with his chians and he will make your mother the bitch of Thuganomics.i will sinergize by dick with your mothers pussy particles you little moron made by a beaver masturbating.The same beaver builds damns over you mothers pussy to not flood Romania with the amounts of sperm your mothers pussy accumulated over the years.take me by the dick and throw me in your mothers bed.I will shit on your mothers forehead so you will say she is a unicorn you unwashed peasant.Do zig zags between my pubian hair.I will stab your families saints with my dick and I will stab your mother in the heart also with my dick.that unsatisfied hooker i only fuck her in the mouth. The same medssage goes o that romanian bitch master of his mothers pussy.Fuck him and all th emods on teamliquid. And do not forget what I said.When i catch you in utrecht it is su;phuric acid all over your faces muslim style.Do not think I am joking you little cum munchers. What an ass. I never obliterated anyone. :/ | ||
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DoubleReed
United States4130 Posts
I don't mind if you keep improving yourself, but don't try to improve others through insult and criticism. Spreading unhappiness doesn't make the world go round, it just slows down the spread of happiness and goodness in the world. I'm pretty sure centripetal force is actually fueled by sadness. I'd like to check your sources on these claims, sir. | ||
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ThomasjServo
15244 Posts
On September 03 2013 10:09 AlternativeEgo wrote: Can't we just get along and read theking1 part 2 together? + Show Spoiler [Powerful literature] + On September 03 2013 02:34 aregularuser wrote: for the mod that banned me and for all mods on tlfrom the king 1 lol you american idiots are retarded.You are just stockolm syndorme suffering little bitches.Liking it when I stick my big fat romanian dick in your wet mothers pussy.no wonder ben laden obliterated you little morons.Fuck you dead mothers bitches.This is me insulting you you little morons.I am killing you just like bin aden killed all of the dumb cowardly americans on september 11.Piss on you cowards.YOu never won any wars.You lost in vietnam,afghanistan and iraq.Fuck your dead soldiers mothers.Fuccck you amercan fat retards.Piss on the childern killing cowards you call soldiers. fuck your mother's soul and fuck your mothers despair you stinky old faggot.Take your retarded mother to church.I will strike my dick on her kidneys only she develops stones in her kidneys.Afterwards I am going to squirt some sperm only in her mouth so i will get 100 points like it is darts.Fuck you mothers hapiness and hhealth you little casual slave.I will shit in your air conditioner so you will smell my diarrhea in your house.I will fuck the holy place that is your mothers pussy.I will rest my dick in your mothers pussy.I will make your mothers clittoris the size of a turkeys ridge.You will drink my diarrhea directly from my ass with the straw form the mcdonalds mcflurry.I will brutalize my dick in your mothers throth you little flamed child made from 2 worms masturbating with that masturbating father which eats the pussy of all the street cleaners form the New York subway.I will rape your mother until you entire family comes and begs me to leave her alone.I will shit on the wood from which you fathers coffin is made.Fuckk all your guradian angels you unwashed jew.YOU Little reatrds do not know who you are messing with.i will strech my dick which smells like fish all over your puking faces you little illeterate shiteaters. Moonbear I heard you want to be the wife of the Osaka samurai you little faggot?i will stick my dick in your mothers dead relatives you infected unwashed moron.i will stick my dick in all your race and in all your relatives.Fuck you little black mouthed beggard. you little german pedophiles I will fuck your mother in the ass until she asks for fired chips.I will dry my cum filled dick in your mothers wet and stinky face.Your mother is so wet Poseidon fucked her with his trident in her ass.Thus she became the bitch of the coral reef you ass hole.Tell your mother to stop changing her lipstick because my dick is looking lke a rainbow.Fuck your mothers personal jesus and your mothers race.John Cena will come to you house with his chians and he will make your mother the bitch of Thuganomics.i will sinergize by dick with your mothers pussy particles you little moron made by a beaver masturbating.The same beaver builds damns over you mothers pussy to not flood Romania with the amounts of sperm your mothers pussy accumulated over the years.take me by the dick and throw me in your mothers bed.I will shit on your mothers forehead so you will say she is a unicorn you unwashed peasant.Do zig zags between my pubian hair.I will stab your families saints with my dick and I will stab your mother in the heart also with my dick.that unsatisfied hooker i only fuck her in the mouth. The same medssage goes o that romanian bitch master of his mothers pussy.Fuck him and all th emods on teamliquid. And do not forget what I said.When i catch you in utrecht it is su;phuric acid all over your faces muslim style.Do not think I am joking you little cum munchers. MoP how many of these are Romanian insults translated directly to English? I know you said the lipstick bit was one, some of the many mother related ones have an air of Romanian to me as well though. I would nominate king for the ABL awards. | ||
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SilentchiLL
Germany1405 Posts
On September 03 2013 10:38 ThomasjServo wrote: MoP how many of these are Romanian insults translated directly to English? I know you said the lipstick bit was one, some of the many mother related ones have an air of Romanian to me as well though. I would nominate king for the ABL awards. As I mentioned before already, the lipstick one was popular between kids years ago everywhere. My highlights: John Cena will come to you house with his chians and he will make your mother the bitch of Thuganomics. fuck your mothers despair .I will strike my dick on her kidneys only she develops stones in her kidneys. I will shit on the wood from which you fathers coffin is made. you little german pedophiles I will fuck your mother in the ass until she asks for fired chips. ^Can anybody explain the fired chips? Tell your mother to stop changing her lipstick because my dick is looking lke a rainbow. Before I wrote exactly this in the thread to explain his lack of creativity and show that it was pretty popular between kids back in the days, by now I'm pretty sure that he reads the ABL and atleast tries to win the award for himself leaving. 2smart4u random romanian guy. The same medssage goes o that romanian bitch master of his mothers pussy. Yeah, he's definitly reading this thread and bitch master sounds like a compliment. | ||
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