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On January 06 2013 05:36 Mandini wrote:
Eventually he will fool us all by posting well enough under a different ip so as to not raise suspicion. That will show us. Yeah. Definitely.
Then he will go batshit crazy again just like he did now because the mods are out to get him and he believes that the staff, KwarK specifically, spends every moment of his day doing IP sweeps and prowling TL.net for posts that could bust him.
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On January 06 2013 05:34 ThomasjServo wrote:Show nested quote +On January 06 2013 05:33 kollin wrote:
We're talking about Starcraft here right? This is a Starcraft site? I came here for cooking blogs shit.
Funny, I came for a blog about saying goodbye to dogs the traditional asian way.
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On January 06 2013 05:37 JOJOsc2news wrote:Show nested quote +On January 06 2013 05:34 ThomasjServo wrote:On January 06 2013 05:33 kollin wrote:
We're talking about Starcraft here right? This is a Starcraft site? I came here for cooking blogs shit. boil water. put salt in. put spaghetti in take one spaghetti out. throw it against the wall. if it sticks to the wall-> take spaghetti out. don't forget to turn off the hob. add stuff to spaghetti. eat.
Insert comment here which is far too upbeat to ever be describing spaghetti and ends with an exclamation point!
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On January 06 2013 05:36 Rollin wrote:Show nested quote +On January 06 2013 05:34 Cokefreak wrote:On January 06 2013 05:33 Rollin wrote:On January 06 2013 05:32 Cokefreak wrote:On January 06 2013 05:30 MountainDewJunkie wrote:On January 06 2013 05:29 Cokefreak wrote:On January 06 2013 05:28 MountainDewJunkie wrote:
This thread is losing its spirit if we have to keep talking about jd and his smurfs, even more so if jd himself is still posting in here. He just reminds me of angry forum/chat users from 9-10 years ago, flooding a forum just to be obnoxious out of spite. How can we enjoy ourselves now :/ You have two working hands. I can't do that now I'm expecting guests in a few minutes Few minutes is enough for at least a few times. Truely a god among mere mortals Reminds me of this one guy on TL who posted that he has an orgasm like 7 times a day because he is so afraid of testicular cancer. Wat. How does that help? I remember atncloud saying he does it a lot of times a day otherwise he gets really horny, but how do you arrive at the logic that completely wearing yourself out prevents cancer. O___O Also, now my fail spelling of "truly" shall be archived forever ;_;
Read some studies, ejaculation prevents cancer.
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On January 06 2013 05:36 KwarK wrote:
It doesn't seem in any way farfetched that stimey might post on his own forum saying he was right all along.
yeah that wouldn't be even remotely surprising.
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On January 06 2013 05:39 Cokefreak wrote:Show nested quote +On January 06 2013 05:36 Rollin wrote:On January 06 2013 05:34 Cokefreak wrote:On January 06 2013 05:33 Rollin wrote:On January 06 2013 05:32 Cokefreak wrote:On January 06 2013 05:30 MountainDewJunkie wrote:On January 06 2013 05:29 Cokefreak wrote:On January 06 2013 05:28 MountainDewJunkie wrote:
This thread is losing its spirit if we have to keep talking about jd and his smurfs, even more so if jd himself is still posting in here. He just reminds me of angry forum/chat users from 9-10 years ago, flooding a forum just to be obnoxious out of spite. How can we enjoy ourselves now :/ You have two working hands. I can't do that now I'm expecting guests in a few minutes Few minutes is enough for at least a few times. Truely a god among mere mortals Reminds me of this one guy on TL who posted that he has an orgasm like 7 times a day because he is so afraid of testicular cancer. Wat. How does that help? I remember atncloud saying he does it a lot of times a day otherwise he gets really horny, but how do you arrive at the logic that completely wearing yourself out prevents cancer. O___O Also, now my fail spelling of "truly" shall be archived forever ;_; Read some studies, ejaculation prevents cancer.
I suspect I'll be looking for a long time for one that advises anything more than 1-2 a day as a minimum. I have seen some saying daily is good though I think, but they weren't quite of an academic tier, from memory.
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Wow I guess jd thinks that making new accounts is easy as pie. Huehuehue
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On January 06 2013 05:41 Rollin wrote:Show nested quote +On January 06 2013 05:39 Cokefreak wrote:On January 06 2013 05:36 Rollin wrote:On January 06 2013 05:34 Cokefreak wrote:On January 06 2013 05:33 Rollin wrote:On January 06 2013 05:32 Cokefreak wrote:On January 06 2013 05:30 MountainDewJunkie wrote:On January 06 2013 05:29 Cokefreak wrote:On January 06 2013 05:28 MountainDewJunkie wrote:
This thread is losing its spirit if we have to keep talking about jd and his smurfs, even more so if jd himself is still posting in here. He just reminds me of angry forum/chat users from 9-10 years ago, flooding a forum just to be obnoxious out of spite. How can we enjoy ourselves now :/ You have two working hands. I can't do that now I'm expecting guests in a few minutes Few minutes is enough for at least a few times. Truely a god among mere mortals Reminds me of this one guy on TL who posted that he has an orgasm like 7 times a day because he is so afraid of testicular cancer. Wat. How does that help? I remember atncloud saying he does it a lot of times a day otherwise he gets really horny, but how do you arrive at the logic that completely wearing yourself out prevents cancer. O___O Also, now my fail spelling of "truly" shall be archived forever ;_; Read some studies, ejaculation prevents cancer. I suspect I'll be looking for a long time for one that advises anything more than 1-2 a day as a minimum. I have seen some saying daily is good though I think, but they weren't quite of an academic tier, from memory.
http://www.newscientist.com/article/dn4861-frequent-ejaculation-may-protect-against-cancer.html
For science!
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On January 06 2013 05:41 kollin wrote:
Wow I guess jd thinks that making new accounts is easy as pie. Huehuehue
The question is why is he making new accounts with over 2000 old ones he could be using?
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On January 06 2013 05:41 kollin wrote:
Wow I guess jd thinks that making new accounts is easy as pie. Huehuehue
Well played.
On January 06 2013 05:41 JOJOsc2news wrote:Show nested quote +On January 06 2013 05:41 Rollin wrote:On January 06 2013 05:39 Cokefreak wrote:On January 06 2013 05:36 Rollin wrote:On January 06 2013 05:34 Cokefreak wrote:On January 06 2013 05:33 Rollin wrote:On January 06 2013 05:32 Cokefreak wrote:On January 06 2013 05:30 MountainDewJunkie wrote:On January 06 2013 05:29 Cokefreak wrote:On January 06 2013 05:28 MountainDewJunkie wrote:
This thread is losing its spirit if we have to keep talking about jd and his smurfs, even more so if jd himself is still posting in here. He just reminds me of angry forum/chat users from 9-10 years ago, flooding a forum just to be obnoxious out of spite. How can we enjoy ourselves now :/ You have two working hands. I can't do that now I'm expecting guests in a few minutes Few minutes is enough for at least a few times. Truely a god among mere mortals Reminds me of this one guy on TL who posted that he has an orgasm like 7 times a day because he is so afraid of testicular cancer. Wat. How does that help? I remember atncloud saying he does it a lot of times a day otherwise he gets really horny, but how do you arrive at the logic that completely wearing yourself out prevents cancer. O___O Also, now my fail spelling of "truly" shall be archived forever ;_; Read some studies, ejaculation prevents cancer. I suspect I'll be looking for a long time for one that advises anything more than 1-2 a day as a minimum. I have seen some saying daily is good though I think, but they weren't quite of an academic tier, from memory. http://www.newscientist.com/article/dn4861-frequent-ejaculation-may-protect-against-cancer.htmlFor science!
I totally got that OWB reference 
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On January 06 2013 05:42 TheAmazombie wrote:Show nested quote +On January 06 2013 05:41 kollin wrote:
Wow I guess jd thinks that making new accounts is easy as pie. Huehuehue The question is why is he making new accounts with over 2000 old ones he could be using?
He is saving his other accounts as sleeper agents to be activated by numbers stations at random times in the next 10 years
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On January 06 2013 05:43 Cokefreak wrote:Show nested quote +On January 06 2013 05:41 kollin wrote:
Wow I guess jd thinks that making new accounts is easy as pie. Huehuehue Well played. Show nested quote +On January 06 2013 05:41 JOJOsc2news wrote:On January 06 2013 05:41 Rollin wrote:On January 06 2013 05:39 Cokefreak wrote:On January 06 2013 05:36 Rollin wrote:On January 06 2013 05:34 Cokefreak wrote:On January 06 2013 05:33 Rollin wrote:On January 06 2013 05:32 Cokefreak wrote:On January 06 2013 05:30 MountainDewJunkie wrote:On January 06 2013 05:29 Cokefreak wrote:
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You have two working hands. I can't do that now I'm expecting guests in a few minutes Few minutes is enough for at least a few times. Truely a god among mere mortals Reminds me of this one guy on TL who posted that he has an orgasm like 7 times a day because he is so afraid of testicular cancer. Wat. How does that help? I remember atncloud saying he does it a lot of times a day otherwise he gets really horny, but how do you arrive at the logic that completely wearing yourself out prevents cancer. O___O Also, now my fail spelling of "truly" shall be archived forever ;_; Read some studies, ejaculation prevents cancer. I suspect I'll be looking for a long time for one that advises anything more than 1-2 a day as a minimum. I have seen some saying daily is good though I think, but they weren't quite of an academic tier, from memory. http://www.newscientist.com/article/dn4861-frequent-ejaculation-may-protect-against-cancer.htmlFor science! I totally got that OWB reference
Haha. I just won a keyboard because I asked excellent questions in the Ministry of Win QnA. I keep winning shit.
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dArkko was just banned by Mig.
That account was created on 2012-01-09 08:20:53 and had 34 posts.
Reason: Should have been permed a long time ago for posting malicious links and being a terrible poster.
Oh shit, an actual ban, quick someone make a witty comment, I can't right now.
He posted this into some girl blog: http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=391040#15
On January 02 2013 04:22 dArkko wrote:
just make her dream again noob. GIVE HER SOME F***ING DREAMS.
Go out, have fun, make special things, give her some care but not too much, sex at least 3 times a weak.
In that way everythings gonna be allright
JUST MAKE SHE DREAM bring her to a good restaurant, then to a fashion pub/bar where she could have a fucking cosmopolitan, here you give her a single rose.
BE CREATIVE MORON
And please do not over react giving her a full time attention.
User was banned for being a terrible poster and posting malicious links in the past.
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I guess Disneyland....will be going dark. YEEEEEEEAHHH!
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On January 06 2013 05:46 Cokefreak wrote:Show nested quote +dArkko was just banned by Mig.
That account was created on 2012-01-09 08:20:53 and had 34 posts.
Reason: Should have been permed a long time ago for posting malicious links and being a terrible poster. Oh shit, an actual ban, quick someone make a witty comment, I can't right now.
No point, I don't want to follow some batshit timeline just to find out he changed the world to get himself banned weeks ago in a few weeks.
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On January 06 2013 05:43 Shellshock1122 wrote:Show nested quote +On January 06 2013 05:42 TheAmazombie wrote:On January 06 2013 05:41 kollin wrote:
Wow I guess jd thinks that making new accounts is easy as pie. Huehuehue The question is why is he making new accounts with over 2000 old ones he could be using? He is saving his other accounts as sleeper agents to be activated by numbers stations at random times in the next 10 years
Are they programmed to post as normal users, while secretly sabotaging esports? Deceiving the unknown TL masses while Kwark, Plexa and other staff debate how best to deal with the threat as a method of detecting them is devised? I started watching Battlestar this weekend, sue me.
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On January 06 2013 05:48 kollin wrote:
I guess Disneyland....will be going dark. YEEEEEEEAHHH!
A for effort.
On January 06 2013 05:48 ThomasjServo wrote:Show nested quote +On January 06 2013 05:43 Shellshock1122 wrote:On January 06 2013 05:42 TheAmazombie wrote:On January 06 2013 05:41 kollin wrote:
Wow I guess jd thinks that making new accounts is easy as pie. Huehuehue The question is why is he making new accounts with over 2000 old ones he could be using? He is saving his other accounts as sleeper agents to be activated by numbers stations at random times in the next 10 years Are they programmed to post as normal users, while secretly sabotaging esports? Deceiving the unknown TL masses while Kwark, Plexa and other staff debate how best to deal with the threat as a method of detecting them is devised? I started watching Battlestar this weekend, sue me.
Staff should just hire daphreak to make puns about random people banned and eventually that would flush all the smurfs out.
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On January 06 2013 05:46 Cokefreak wrote:Show nested quote +dArkko was just banned by Mig.
That account was created on 2012-01-09 08:20:53 and had 34 posts.
Reason: Should have been permed a long time ago for posting malicious links and being a terrible poster. Oh shit, an actual ban, quick someone make a witty comment, I can't right now. He posted this into some girl blog: http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=391040#15Show nested quote +On January 02 2013 04:22 dArkko wrote:
just make her dream again noob. GIVE HER SOME F***ING DREAMS.
Go out, have fun, make special things, give her some care but not too much, sex at least 3 times a weak.
In that way everythings gonna be allright
JUST MAKE SHE DREAM bring her to a good restaurant, then to a fashion pub/bar where she could have a fucking cosmopolitan, here you give her a single rose.
BE CREATIVE MORON
And please do not over react giving her a full time attention.
User was banned for being a terrible poster and posting malicious links in the past.
His comment actually made me laugh out loud.
Absolutely ban-worthy though of course.
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On January 06 2013 05:39 ThomasjServo wrote:Show nested quote +On January 06 2013 05:37 JOJOsc2news wrote:On January 06 2013 05:34 ThomasjServo wrote:On January 06 2013 05:33 kollin wrote:
We're talking about Starcraft here right? This is a Starcraft site? I came here for cooking blogs shit. boil water. put salt in. put spaghetti in take one spaghetti out. throw it against the wall. if it sticks to the wall-> take spaghetti out. don't forget to turn off the hob. add stuff to spaghetti. eat. Insert comment here which is far too upbeat to ever be describing spaghetti and ends with an exclamation point!
Here's one I make often. Just an easy variation of available online recipes
+ Show Spoiler +boil some water for thin spaghetti, which usually takes 8 minutes or so to cook
melt 1/8 stick of butter in a separate pan
add 2 tbsp of cream cheese
after cheese has softened, add 1/4 cup of heavy whipping cream
In the meantime, roast 4 garlic cloves with a little olive oil wrapped in foil, at 400 degrees for at least 15 minutes
chop up 1/3 of a whole red pepper and add to sauce pan. Turn up heat to maybe 25%
add several dashes of black pepper
add 1 tsp of sugar
add a generous portion of parmesan cheese, as much as 1/8 of a cup
when garlic is finished roasting, use a knife/fork to smash the cloves and separate the skin.
the garlic should be soft enough to smash into a fine paste with ease.
take your garlic and add to the sauce pan
if sauce is still somewhat thing, bring to a minor bubbling boil at maybe 35-40% heat
when sauce has thinned out more, you're ready to serve
also: if desired, substitute red pepper for smoked salmon. Incredible.
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Puns are hard. I guess you could say...I'm not very bright.
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