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mahnini
Profile Blog Joined October 2005
United States6862 Posts
September 10 2007 03:08 GMT
#421
On September 10 2007 11:49 SayaSP wrote:
(22:48:09) (rushz0rz) if i lost an arm, i'd cry forever.
(22:48:18) (+IntoTheWow) :D
(22:48:25) (+IntoTheWow) if i lost an arm
(22:48:28) (+IntoTheWow) i would play w3

Haha, that was excellent.
the world's a playground. you know that when you're a kid, but somewhere along the way everyone forgets it.
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
September 11 2007 04:53 GMT
#422
On September 10 2007 11:49 SayaSP wrote:
(22:48:09) (rushz0rz) if i lost an arm, i'd cry forever.
(22:48:18) (+IntoTheWow) :D
(22:48:25) (+IntoTheWow) if i lost an arm
(22:48:28) (+IntoTheWow) i would play w3

LOL <3
Peace~
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-09-11 04:57:55
September 11 2007 04:54 GMT
#423
<fana-gone> he is probably one of those kids
<fana-gone> that speaks in elvish
<fana-gone> at lotr gatherings
<@haji_2-1_SJM_EZ> KLINGONNNNNN
<fana-gone> and masturbates to kerrigans responses when you control her in the noob campaigns
<Dave[9]> dude i would fuck infested kerrigan
<Dave[9]> that would be so hot
<Dave[9]> and you would too
<fana-gone> I prefer to have sex with my own species
<fana-gone> she's only 1/2
<fana-gone> and she has scales
<fana-gone> gross.
<fana-gone> it's like a half alligator.
<CJ_Margarita> Dude
<Dave[9]> it'd be a new experience
<CJ_Margarita> and you already KNOW she's infested
<CJ_Margarita> think of the stds
<fana-gone> what id you get some sort of Zerg shit
<CJ_Margarita> dude
<fana-gone> what if her vaginal juices are creep
<CJ_Margarita> that's how AIDS started
<fana-gone> and you get creep colonies
<fana-gone> on your penis
<CJ_Margarita> sex with other species
<fana-gone> and the nthey turn into sunks
<johnnyqueefs> then they upgrade to spore colonies
<CJ_Margarita> is always a bad idea
<fana-gone> and start raping your body
<johnnyqueefs> and attack any nearby female
<johnnyqueefs> just to piss you off
<Dave[9]> .....
<Dave[9]> ok you guys are creeping me out
<Dave[9]> wtf.
Peace~
Beyonder
Profile Blog Joined September 2002
Netherlands15103 Posts
September 11 2007 06:44 GMT
#424
On September 10 2007 11:49 SayaSP wrote:
(22:48:09) (rushz0rz) if i lost an arm, i'd cry forever.
(22:48:18) (+IntoTheWow) :D
(22:48:25) (+IntoTheWow) if i lost an arm
(22:48:28) (+IntoTheWow) i would play w3


ahhaha
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vhallee
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
899 Posts
September 11 2007 07:36 GMT
#425
On September 10 2007 11:49 SayaSP wrote:
(22:48:09) (rushz0rz) if i lost an arm, i'd cry forever.
(22:48:18) (+IntoTheWow) :D
(22:48:25) (+IntoTheWow) if i lost an arm
(22:48:28) (+IntoTheWow) i would play w3


ahahahahaha golden!
Marijuana causes amnesia and other things I don't remember.
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19137 Posts
September 11 2007 09:00 GMT
#426
Nice one agu .
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19137 Posts
September 13 2007 19:49 GMT
#427
[21:48] * Hot_Bid has joined #TeamLiquid
[21:48] * Gurd has joined #TeamLiquid
[21:48] <Hot_Bid> WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKEND
[21:48] <Hot_Bid> WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKEND
[21:48] <Gurd> I'm missing supreme comedy apparently
[21:48] * Hot_Bid was kicked by Beyonders (caps)
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
FirstBorn
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
Romania3955 Posts
September 13 2007 19:52 GMT
#428
On September 11 2007 13:53 fanatacist wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 10 2007 11:49 SayaSP wrote:
(22:48:09) (rushz0rz) if i lost an arm, i'd cry forever.
(22:48:18) (+IntoTheWow) :D
(22:48:25) (+IntoTheWow) if i lost an arm
(22:48:28) (+IntoTheWow) i would play w3

LOL <3

QFT indeed.
SonuvBob: Yes, the majority of TL is college-aged, and thus clearly stupid.
sohee_pink
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Philippines447 Posts
September 13 2007 19:55 GMT
#429
On September 14 2007 04:49 Nyovne wrote:
[21:48] * Hot_Bid has joined #TeamLiquid
[21:48] * Gurd has joined #TeamLiquid
[21:48] <Hot_Bid> WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKEND
[21:48] <Hot_Bid> WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKEND
[21:48] <Gurd> I'm missing supreme comedy apparently
[21:48] * Hot_Bid was kicked by Beyonders (caps)

rofl
Hiatus
sohee_pink
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Philippines447 Posts
September 13 2007 20:18 GMT
#430
On September 10 2007 11:49 SayaSP wrote:
(22:48:09) (rushz0rz) if i lost an arm, i'd cry forever.
(22:48:18) (+IntoTheWow) :D
(22:48:25) (+IntoTheWow) if i lost an arm
(22:48:28) (+IntoTheWow) i would play w3

Lol, that was moon!
Hiatus
Schnake
Profile Joined September 2003
Germany2819 Posts
September 13 2007 20:55 GMT
#431
On September 10 2007 11:49 SayaSP wrote:
(22:48:09) (rushz0rz) if i lost an arm, i'd cry forever.
(22:48:18) (+IntoTheWow) :D
(22:48:25) (+IntoTheWow) if i lost an arm
(22:48:28) (+IntoTheWow) i would play w3


That's fucking hilarious! :D
"Alán Shore" and "August Terran" @ LoL EUW - liquidparty
SayaSP
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Laos5494 Posts
September 14 2007 05:14 GMT
#432
On September 14 2007 05:18 sohee_pink wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 10 2007 11:49 SayaSP wrote:
(22:48:09) (rushz0rz) if i lost an arm, i'd cry forever.
(22:48:18) (+IntoTheWow) :D
(22:48:25) (+IntoTheWow) if i lost an arm
(22:48:28) (+IntoTheWow) i would play w3

Lol, that was moon!

But he just broke his arm, yo. What if you lost an arm :O
[iHs]SSP | I-NO-KI BOM-BA-YE | のヮの http://tinyurl.com/MLIStheCV , MLIS.
sohee_pink
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Philippines447 Posts
September 17 2007 12:15 GMT
#433
On September 14 2007 14:14 SayaSP wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 14 2007 05:18 sohee_pink wrote:
On September 10 2007 11:49 SayaSP wrote:
(22:48:09) (rushz0rz) if i lost an arm, i'd cry forever.
(22:48:18) (+IntoTheWow) :D
(22:48:25) (+IntoTheWow) if i lost an arm
(22:48:28) (+IntoTheWow) i would play w3

Lol, that was moon!

But he just broke his arm, yo. What if you lost an arm :O

that'd just be bad -_-
Hiatus
Dave[9]
Profile Blog Joined October 2003
United States2365 Posts
September 17 2007 23:35 GMT
#434
The IRC God strikes down on our channel....

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<Dave[9]> LOL
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<Dave[9]> LOLOL
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<Dave[9]> WTF
<Dave[9]> LMFAO
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<Dave[9]> HOLY SHIT
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http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=104154&currentpage=316#6317
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
September 17 2007 23:39 GMT
#435
FanaBatHero got owned T_T

I think we need to post some of us making fun of Pressure for losing sohee to Superiorwolf or something like that.
Peace~
SayaSP
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Laos5494 Posts
September 17 2007 23:41 GMT
#436
Haha Dave, thats funny on your end, but in mine only 4 people total got split, so :o
[iHs]SSP | I-NO-KI BOM-BA-YE | のヮの http://tinyurl.com/MLIStheCV , MLIS.
decafchicken
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United States20145 Posts
September 18 2007 00:23 GMT
#437
<herobabo> quakenet is sucking dick
<herobabo> gamesurge is superior
<Dave[9]> yeah babo
<Dave[9]> it owned everyone
|<-- The-Winner has left irc.quakenet.org (Ping timeout)
<Dave[9]> and then everyone came back
<decaf[Name]> splitttttt
|<-- GG_Rus-Brain has left irc.quakenet.org (*.net *.split)
|<-- fenner has left irc.quakenet.org (*.net *.split)
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<Dave[9]> LOL
how reasonable is it to eat off wood instead of your tummy?
Pressure
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
7326 Posts
September 18 2007 02:06 GMT
#438
what the hell
decaf get out of here you just made that up
decafchicken
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United States20145 Posts
September 18 2007 02:26 GMT
#439
On September 18 2007 11:06 Pressure wrote:
what the hell
decaf get out of here you just made that up


I have dave[9] as my witness. actually just scroll up i'm sure you can find it
how reasonable is it to eat off wood instead of your tummy?
oneofthem
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Cayman Islands24199 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-09-18 03:50:18
September 18 2007 03:49 GMT
#440
[20:19] <herobabo> quakenet is sucking dick
[20:19] <herobabo> gamesurge is superior
[20:20] * WGT-Dknight has joined #teamliquid
[20:20] <Dave[9]> yeah babo
[20:20] <Dave[9]> it owned everyone
[20:20] * The-Winner has quit IRC (Ping timeout)
[20:20] <Dave[9]> and then everyone came back
[20:21] <decaf[Name]> splitttttt
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[20:21] <Dave[9]> LOL
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[20:22] * Q sets mode: +l 65
[20:23] <decaf[Name]> she want it
[20:23] <decaf[Name]> rofl
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[20:23] * Q sets mode: +v fUnKiE
[20:23] <decaf[Name]> ROFL
[20:23] <decaf[Name]> ROFL
[20:23] <decaf[Name]> i have god powers
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[20:23] <Locked__> pop
[20:23] <anselfir> tart
We have fed the heart on fantasies, the heart's grown brutal from the fare, more substance in our enmities than in our love
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