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DeadVessel
Profile Blog Joined April 2006
United States6269 Posts
September 03 2007 00:04 GMT
#401
Did you like the smiley face? I think it added something to the statement.
decafchicken
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United States20074 Posts
September 03 2007 00:19 GMT
#402
DeadVessel`DotA> PENIS
<DeadVessel`DotA> back to wanking
<DeadVessel`DotA> afk
<Moltke> You should read instead
<DeadVessel`DotA> quiet
<DeadVessel`DotA> you're ruining the mood
<Moltke> Imagine Cpt_Obvious's buttocks
* TL-Nyovne sits on Jared's face with my asshair tickling his nose.
<DeadVessel`DotA> omg
<DeadVessel`DotA> wtf
<DeadVessel`DotA> don't make me lose it
* TL-Nyovne farts as well, pieces of poop accidentally sneaking out as well.
* TL-Nyovne groans.
<TL-Nyovne> Lick that ass Jared
<TL-Nyovne> do it
<TL-Nyovne> DO IT
* TL-Nyovne commands Jared to give him a rimjob.
<BRB1212> RIM
<TL-Nyovne> clean that ass jared
<TL-Nyovne> lick it clean
<TL-Nyovne> DO IT
how reasonable is it to eat off wood instead of your tummy?
Pressure
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
7326 Posts
September 03 2007 00:19 GMT
#403
-.-
decafchicken
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United States20074 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-09-03 00:50:14
September 03 2007 00:49 GMT
#404
DeadVessel> decaf i feel uncomfortable now
<decaf[Shield]> y
<DeadVessel> i had my penis in my hand
<DeadVessel> switched to my browser
<decaf[Shield]> oh god
<DeadVessel> and you wer elooking at me

hahahahahahhahaha

p.s. JARED WANKED TO MY PICTURE
how reasonable is it to eat off wood instead of your tummy?
DeadVessel
Profile Blog Joined April 2006
United States6269 Posts
September 03 2007 01:09 GMT
#405
My penis is tired.
oneofthem
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Cayman Islands24199 Posts
September 05 2007 03:28 GMT
#406
[23:26] <dronebabo> I HATE CLASS
[23:27] <Locked> i luv ur mom
[23:27] <dronebabo> make babies...i want a sister
We have fed the heart on fantasies, the heart's grown brutal from the fare, more substance in our enmities than in our love
Pressure
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
7326 Posts
September 05 2007 03:33 GMT
#407
:>
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19135 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-09-05 06:33:57
September 05 2007 06:33 GMT
#408
On September 05 2007 12:28 oneofthem wrote:
[23:26] <dronebabo> I HATE CLASS
[23:27] <Locked> i luv ur mom
[23:27] <dronebabo> make babies...i want a sister

I hope she doesn't disappoint like Pressure's . That was one of your less succesful projects Locked.
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
September 05 2007 14:26 GMT
#409
<TL-Nyovne> Id like to think wed be on a first name basis by now
<Cpt_Obvious> you have to ask allowance for calling me by my original real-life name
<TL-Nyovne> after all weve been through
<Cpt_Obvious> lol "after all we've been through"
<TL-Nyovne> indeed
<Cpt_Obvious> that would be you kicking me for stupid reasons all the time and arguing over minor issues
<Cpt_Obvious> that doesn't really help forging a lasting manluv
<TL-Nyovne> such as you buying the loss of your virginity
<Cpt_Obvious> knohumsayin
<TL-Nyovne> indeed
<TL-Nyovne> dude
<TL-Nyovne> man love
<TL-Nyovne> is tough love
<Cpt_Obvious> shut up
<TL-Nyovne> german pansy
<Cpt_Obvious> you know nothing of love
<Cpt_Obvious> you fucking baboon
<TL-Nyovne> Im the love DOCTAH
<TL-Nyovne> also known as
<TL-Nyovne> Doctor love
Peace~
Cpt Obvious
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
Germany3073 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-09-05 14:43:21
September 05 2007 14:42 GMT
#410
Not even I found that funny. WTF man?

edit: the thought that the most unsexy thing Moltke could spontaneously think of being my buttocks made me chuckle though.
Nobody ever reads signatures of people like me, do they?
Pressure
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
7326 Posts
September 05 2007 23:49 GMT
#411
On September 05 2007 15:33 Nyovne wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 05 2007 12:28 oneofthem wrote:
[23:26] <dronebabo> I HATE CLASS
[23:27] <Locked> i luv ur mom
[23:27] <dronebabo> make babies...i want a sister

I hope she doesn't disappoint like Pressure's . That was one of your less succesful projects Locked.

...
oneofthem
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Cayman Islands24199 Posts
September 05 2007 23:57 GMT
#412
the sister would prove more successful
We have fed the heart on fantasies, the heart's grown brutal from the fare, more substance in our enmities than in our love
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19135 Posts
September 06 2007 01:33 GMT
#413
On September 06 2007 08:49 Pressure wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 05 2007 15:33 Nyovne wrote:
On September 05 2007 12:28 oneofthem wrote:
[23:26] <dronebabo> I HATE CLASS
[23:27] <Locked> i luv ur mom
[23:27] <dronebabo> make babies...i want a sister

I hope she doesn't disappoint like Pressure's . That was one of your less succesful projects Locked.

...

Don't even try and deny. She had her moment when you were on TS and she went apeshit on you because we were yelling shit and you were stupid enough to have your speakers on haha.

After that, it's all down hill. Had to be one of Locked's few weaker seeds.
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
rushz0rz
Profile Blog Joined February 2006
Canada5300 Posts
September 09 2007 00:12 GMT
#414
<Frozenmax> Kyari, you're evil, you made me horny
IntoTheRainBOw fan~
Artanis[Xp]
Profile Blog Joined December 2005
Netherlands12968 Posts
September 09 2007 22:20 GMT
#415
[image loading]
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
September 09 2007 22:31 GMT
#416
Haha Artanis, nice!
Peace~
SayaSP
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Laos5494 Posts
September 10 2007 02:49 GMT
#417
(22:48:09) (rushz0rz) if i lost an arm, i'd cry forever.
(22:48:18) (+IntoTheWow) :D
(22:48:25) (+IntoTheWow) if i lost an arm
(22:48:28) (+IntoTheWow) i would play w3
[iHs]SSP | I-NO-KI BOM-BA-YE | のヮの http://tinyurl.com/MLIStheCV , MLIS.
Hot_Bid
Profile Blog Joined October 2003
Braavos36379 Posts
September 10 2007 02:52 GMT
#418
On September 10 2007 11:49 SayaSP wrote:
(22:48:09) (rushz0rz) if i lost an arm, i'd cry forever.
(22:48:18) (+IntoTheWow) :D
(22:48:25) (+IntoTheWow) if i lost an arm
(22:48:28) (+IntoTheWow) i would play w3

ahhahaha
@Hot_Bid on Twitter - ESPORTS life since 2010 - http://i.imgur.com/U2psw.png
Pressure
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
7326 Posts
September 10 2007 02:55 GMT
#419
rofl wow
:D
rushz0rz
Profile Blog Joined February 2006
Canada5300 Posts
September 10 2007 03:05 GMT
#420
On September 10 2007 11:49 SayaSP wrote:
(22:48:09) (rushz0rz) if i lost an arm, i'd cry forever.
(22:48:18) (+IntoTheWow) :D
(22:48:25) (+IntoTheWow) if i lost an arm
(22:48:28) (+IntoTheWow) i would play w3


lol !
IntoTheRainBOw fan~
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