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IntoTheWow
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
is awesome32277 Posts
August 28 2007 20:09 GMT
#381
On August 29 2007 04:57 Nyovne wrote:
[21:52] I think if I gained a few more pounds
[21:52] I'd be absolutely perfect physically
[21:52] apart from my oriental genes


classic moltke
Moderator<:3-/-<
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19137 Posts
August 28 2007 22:20 GMT
#382
[00:19] <decaf> rapidshare has 3.5 PETABYTES of storage
[00:19] <decaf> like
[00:19] <decaf> wtf
[00:20] <decaf> is the internet even that big

Personally, I lolled. But then again, I was drunk. Cheers decaf <3, btw, got chicken?
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
oneofthem
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Cayman Islands24199 Posts
August 29 2007 02:05 GMT
#383
moltke needs to meet modernity. geez.
We have fed the heart on fantasies, the heart's grown brutal from the fare, more substance in our enmities than in our love
{ToT}Strafe
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
Thailand7026 Posts
August 29 2007 02:17 GMT
#384
moltke is trolling around. hes so fcking awesome
decafchicken
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United States20147 Posts
August 29 2007 02:20 GMT
#385
On August 29 2007 07:20 Nyovne wrote:
[00:19] <decafchicken> rapidshare has 3.5 PETABYTES of storage
[00:19] <decafchicken> like
[00:19] <decafchicken> wtf
[00:20] <decafchicken> is the internet even that big

Personally, I lolled. But then again, I was drunk. Cheers decaf <3, btw, got chicken?


Yep
how reasonable is it to eat off wood instead of your tummy?
oneofthem
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Cayman Islands24199 Posts
August 29 2007 02:47 GMT
#386
yea moltke is great. i spoke largely on account of other stuff though.
We have fed the heart on fantasies, the heart's grown brutal from the fare, more substance in our enmities than in our love
decafchicken
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United States20147 Posts
August 29 2007 07:17 GMT
#387
mahnini> change your name to lock
<Locked> yeah what a cool name
<mahnini> Lock Locke. Locked
<Corinthos> change it to unlocked
<Pressure_> lol
<Locked> no that's the name i'm reserving for my super hot gf that will post on tl.net
how reasonable is it to eat off wood instead of your tummy?
GrandInquisitor *
Profile Blog Joined May 2005
New York City13113 Posts
September 01 2007 15:36 GMT
#388
(11:35:56 AM) GG-Artanis: I'M GETTING SUCKED BY A MALE
What fun is it being cool if you can’t wear a sombrero?
Artanis[Xp]
Profile Blog Joined December 2005
Netherlands12970 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-09-01 15:38:24
September 01 2007 15:38 GMT
#389
Context:
[17:37] <teemu^^> JensOfSweden now bow down to artanis and suck him off, he's your lord
[17:37] <GG-Artanis> indeed
[17:37] <JensOfSweden> is teemu a bot?
[17:38] <GG-Artanis> but I'd prefer if you'd let the 17 year old do it
[17:38] <teemu^^> is JensOfSweden a huge clown faggot?
[17:38] <JensOfSweden> lol
[17:38] <GG-Artanis> I'm not too in-to getting sucked by males
[17:38] <JensOfSweden> sure I can make her
[17:38] <GG-Artanis> great then that's settled

History of that:
[17:00] <JensOfSweden> I had sex with a 17-year old yesterday

New:
[17:36] <TL-Nyovne> Id suck my cock all day
Cpt Obvious
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
Germany3073 Posts
September 01 2007 17:44 GMT
#390
The Netherlands are indeed "Sissy-Boy Homeland"...faggots.
Nobody ever reads signatures of people like me, do they?
DeadVessel
Profile Blog Joined April 2006
United States6269 Posts
September 01 2007 17:52 GMT
#391
On August 29 2007 04:57 Nyovne wrote:
[21:52] <Moltke> I think if I gained a few more pounds
[21:52] <Moltke> I'd be absolutely perfect physically
[21:52] <Moltke> apart from my oriental genes

hahahaha
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19137 Posts
September 01 2007 21:27 GMT
#392
On September 02 2007 02:44 Cpt Obvious wrote:
The Netherlands are indeed "Sissy-Boy Homeland"...faggots.

What are you implying, that we got expensive taste and the money to spend it on?

*confused*

Leulz!
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
Pressure
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
7326 Posts
September 02 2007 00:14 GMT
#393
the country's name sounds funny
brian
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
United States9638 Posts
September 02 2007 00:40 GMT
#394
<TL-H_> <JensOfSweden> and the girl wants to fuck me
<TL-H_> Why are you on irc then
<JensOfSweden> she's dutch....
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19137 Posts
September 02 2007 17:57 GMT
#395
So much hate
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
GTR
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
51548 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-09-02 21:34:47
September 02 2007 21:34 GMT
#396
From MSN;

Rooskitz..... says: <- Me
lets
Rooskitz..... says:
tvzzzz
Jared says: <- DeadVessel
im about to wank

Commentator
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19137 Posts
September 02 2007 21:39 GMT
#397
Seriously he does that all the time, I think Jared announcing it on the channel or on msn actually is the thing that turns him on.

He didn't wanna let me watch though.

Why disappoint Jared?!
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
Pressure
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
7326 Posts
September 02 2007 22:29 GMT
#398
yeah
'what are you doing now..?'
'jerk off'
''
DeadVessel
Profile Blog Joined April 2006
United States6269 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-09-03 00:01:06
September 02 2007 23:59 GMT
#399
I'm doing it again too.


decafchicken
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United States20147 Posts
September 03 2007 00:03 GMT
#400
On September 03 2007 08:59 DeadVessel wrote:
I'm doing it again too.



so wrong
on so many levels
how reasonable is it to eat off wood instead of your tummy?
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