You guys like passion, right? For every round I advance I will write a battle report of a really cool or funny game.
If you vote me to each of the following rounds, I will additionally provide the following:
RO32: [G] Battlecruiser rush and other Templar-esque builds
If I make it to the RO32, I will write an in-depth guide to my infamous 1-base BC, as well as other various builds that I enjoy unleashing. You may think that this is a disappointing reward for voting me, even if it is just one round in, but I have an incredible number of absolutely ridiculous builds, including a few that I have never even dared use. There will hopefully be one per matchup (I play random, so nine).
RO16: SPECIAL
You’ll have to vote me to the RO16 to see what this is. It's worth it.
RO8: AMA
I will post an AMA in blogs and will answer every single question. I will not dodge or give an insufficient answer on any of them, so you’re free to ask any deeply embarrassing question you want. While I am open to providing answers to questions, I will not provide pictures of myself, talk about someone else’s personal details, or share my skype/phone number/address etc. with the rest of the forum.
RO4: Explanation of why Scarlett > TaeJa
You know you want to see this. It will be the length of a normal TL article and will be totally serious.
Finals: 6 hour Templar-cheese streaming session
I will try to only use builds similar to those that I posted in the RO32. If I get interrupted during the six hours, I’ll stream a bit longer to make up for it. Since I’ll probably run out of ideas/get bored halfway in, it isn’t unlikely that I will improvise incredibly stupid stuff in the later half, especially as it will likely be late at night.
Win: Entirety of TL gets to decide my signature.
I post more than just about every single person on TL. You can decide what humiliating, hilarious, or weird signature I’ll have for nearly a year until the next TLCMAT begins on May 16, 2016. I will not accept inappropriate or explicit signatures. The signature will be in the following format:
[SIGNATURE] (Signature provided by TL)
If you promise to upload a commentated replay of you doing your famous 1-base BC within vision of the watchtower build - complete with yelling 'Enjoy Coca Cola' - I'll vote for you.
On March 26 2015 01:39 Circumstance wrote: ##Nominating: Die4Ever
Reason: This man has done more for Starcraft in the past 2 years than almost anybody. His WCS statistical model, which he updates at a shockingly frequent and regular rate, has been a standard to track Blizzcon favorability, he regularly puts up relevant numbers at the start of every Live Report thread, and his works have regularly been cited in broadcasts of Premier tournaments. This, of course, on top of his fun efforts like headbands and WCS Wars, and his regular contributions in the forums in a normal way, makes him a clear leader and shining example in the community.
On March 26 2015 01:39 Circumstance wrote: ##Nominating: Die4Ever
Reason: This man has done more for Starcraft in the past 2 years than almost anybody. His WCS statistical model, which he updates at a shockingly frequent and regular rate, has been a standard to track Blizzcon favorability, he regularly puts up relevant numbers at the start of every Live Report thread, and his works have regularly been cited in broadcasts of Premier tournaments. This, of course, on top of his fun efforts like headbands and WCS Wars, and his regular contributions in the forums in a normal way, makes him a clear leader and shining example in the community.
On March 26 2015 01:39 Circumstance wrote: ##Nominating: Die4Ever
Reason: This man has done more for Starcraft in the past 2 years than almost anybody. His WCS statistical model, which he updates at a shockingly frequent and regular rate, has been a standard to track Blizzcon favorability, he regularly puts up relevant numbers at the start of every Live Report thread, and his works have regularly been cited in broadcasts of Premier tournaments. This, of course, on top of his fun efforts like headbands and WCS Wars, and his regular contributions in the forums in a normal way, makes him a clear leader and shining example in the community.
Ro32: You get to add me on snapchat if you PM me about it. Trust me, you want in on that.
Ro16: I will write a blog about PvP that will convince every last one of you that it's the best mirror matchup.
Ro8: Girl blog. Much has been hinted at over the years but the answers will (mostly) be revealed.
Ro4: I will actually buy decent internet and do a 24h streaming session where you can watch me play protoss and pretend that my race is more beautiful than the other two. I'm quite good at it (the latter). I will also invite all my favorite TL people to join me on skype and in games.
Finals: I'm going to write a giant blog containing the best quotes from TL Writers skype chat. It will take me years to go through the damn thing, but I'll do it. It'll make you laugh.
If I win: I will hold a separate event where I will randomly draw one of my voters. The winner gets to enjoy a full interview with me at the next ESPORTS event I go to. Whether that's a written one or a video interview, I can't yet say. It will be posted on TL for the rest of the world to enjoy. Wanna tell me about your history in ESPORTS? Sure, why not. Want to tell me why your favorite player is the best? Go ahead. Want to tell me how much I suck? I'm going to edit out my name and put lichter's in instead. Everybody wins!
On March 26 2015 01:39 Circumstance wrote: ##Nominating: Die4Ever
Reason: This man has done more for Starcraft in the past 2 years than almost anybody. His WCS statistical model, which he updates at a shockingly frequent and regular rate, has been a standard to track Blizzcon favorability, he regularly puts up relevant numbers at the start of every Live Report thread, and his works have regularly been cited in broadcasts of Premier tournaments. This, of course, on top of his fun efforts like headbands and WCS Wars, and his regular contributions in the forums in a normal way, makes him a clear leader and shining example in the community.
Ro32: I will write a blog detailing exactly how MKP could have come back against Parting in the GSL before the unfortunate disconnect.
Ro16: I will release my own top 20 players of all time for your viewing/raging pleasure. I promise mine is quite different than Stuchiu's so you'll have plenty of new things to rage about.
Ro8 and onward: let's be real I'm really not all that cool, but if by some miracle I make it this far I will allow Lorning to assemble a team of everyone who hates me on TL and come up with a suitable tribute. Just to make the brainstorming less chaotic I would limit your committee to 10 or fewer Lorning .
Anyways looking at my group I'd have to pull a Sjow vs Life to even make it out of the ro64 but I hope these goals will perhaps entice a few more of you to vote for me
On April 23 2015 04:21 DarkLordOlli wrote: Alright so.
Ro32: You get to add me on snapchat if you PM me about it. Trust me, you want in on that.
Ro16: I will write a blog about PvP that will convince every last one of you that it's the best mirror matchup.
Ro8: Girl blog. Much has been hinted at over the years but the answers will (mostly) be revealed.
Ro4: I will actually buy decent internet and do a 24h streaming session where you can watch me play protoss and pretend that my race is more beautiful than the other two. I'm quite good at it (it being the latter). I will also invite all my favorite TL people to join me on skype and in games.
Finals: I'm going to write a giant blog containing the best quotes from TL Writers skype chat. It will take me years to go through the damn thing, but I'll do it. It'll make you laugh.
If I win: I will hold a separate event where I will randomly draw one of my voters. The winner gets to enjoy a full interview with me at the next ESPORTS event I go to. Whether that's a written one or a video interview, I can't yet say. It will be posted on TL for the rest of the world to enjoy. Wanna tell me about your history in ESPORTS? Sure, why not. Want to tell me why your favorite player is the best? Go ahead. Want to tell me how much I suck? I'm going to edit out my name and put lichter's in instead. Everybody wins!
Vote DLO today.
Dude that TL Writers skype chat blog..
These are probably GOAT rewards, honestly. Except for the win, I guess. But the rest is 10/10 gj olli I'm proud of you.
EPT
and don't forget the #PASSIONBOARD4EVER lol
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