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your Country52797 Posts
On January 19 2013 22:42 MoonBear wrote:As the newest banling, allow me to answer this question. + Show Spoiler +
The first step is to understand how to be evil. After all, the only people who moderate websites are heartless cruel individuals who have nothing to better to do in their spare time other than too terrorise the denizens of a website and likely don't have any real friends which means they need to project their loneliness and anger onto people online. Besides, TL is known as the evil website where all the moderators are apparently literally Hitler due to "User was banned". We've got a reputation to uphold here, people!
Once that's done, you need to then pay an extortionate amount of ESPORT DOLLARS (TM) to at least half of admins who sit on the inner voting council to make sure you get through the voting process. Some admins are permanent members so you know exactly who to bribe. However, the some of the council rotate every few months so you need to figure out who these people are. I recommend sleeping around to find out who is on the current rotation.
Then comes the trial by combat. Every banling has to duel a permanent representative of the council. It's like the Orange League fights from Pokemon where Ash has to do these weird duels in order to get the Orange League Badges, except with more pain and green explosions. I mean, did you link the name "Banling" was made because it's a cute pun? Hell no. It's because we fight in a stadium where the ground is mined with burrowed banelings.
Only once that is done can you claim the right to be a Pokemon Master member of the TL Staff.
Oh cool, I can do that.
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Vancouver14381 Posts
On January 19 2013 22:42 MoonBear wrote:As the newest banling, allow me to answer this question. The first step is to understand how to be evil. After all, the only people who moderate websites are heartless cruel individuals who have nothing to better to do in their spare time other than too terrorise the denizens of a website and likely don't have any real friends which means they need to project their loneliness and anger onto people online. Besides, TL is known as the evil website where all the moderators are apparently literally Hitler due to "User was banned". We've got a reputation to uphold here, people! Once that's done, you need to then pay an extortionate amount of ESPORT DOLLARS (TM) to at least half of admins who sit on the inner voting council to make sure you get through the voting process. Some admins are permanent members so you know exactly who to bribe. However, the some of the council rotate every few months so you need to figure out who these people are. I recommend sleeping around to find out who is on the current rotation.Then comes the trial by combat. Every banling has to duel a permanent representative of the council. It's like the Orange League fights from Pokemon where Ash has to do these weird duels in order to get the Orange League Badges, except with more pain and green explosions. I mean, did you link the name "Banling" was made because it's a cute pun? Hell no. It's because we fight in a stadium where the ground is mined with burrowed banelings. Only once that is done can you claim the right to be a Pokemon Master member of the TL Staff.
I can't believe you would use Chiharu like that! 
What are your favorite kind(s) of tea?
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United States37500 Posts
Barley.
Would like some recommendations. :O I like tea far more than coffee.
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On January 20 2013 07:30 Barrin wrote:
Whats the most amount of marijuana you've ever smoked in a 1 hour time period?
Does this explain your Outside the Box post?
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On January 19 2013 22:23 xwoGworwaTsx wrote:
How can I be a banling?
I love how he asks that and then goes on to be a total dick in the armstrong thread
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On January 20 2013 07:49 Mandini wrote:I love how he asks that and then goes on to be a total dick in the armstrong thread
Well he most likely wanted banling powers just to ban some people in that thread or something.
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On January 20 2013 06:22 JBright wrote:Show nested quote +On January 19 2013 22:42 MoonBear wrote:On January 19 2013 22:23 xwoGworwaTsx wrote:
How can I be a banling? As the newest banling, allow me to answer this question. The first step is to understand how to be evil. After all, the only people who moderate websites are heartless cruel individuals who have nothing to better to do in their spare time other than too terrorise the denizens of a website and likely don't have any real friends which means they need to project their loneliness and anger onto people online. Besides, TL is known as the evil website where all the moderators are apparently literally Hitler due to "User was banned". We've got a reputation to uphold here, people! Once that's done, you need to then pay an extortionate amount of ESPORT DOLLARS (TM) to at least half of admins who sit on the inner voting council to make sure you get through the voting process. Some admins are permanent members so you know exactly who to bribe. However, the some of the council rotate every few months so you need to figure out who these people are. I recommend sleeping around to find out who is on the current rotation.Then comes the trial by combat. Every banling has to duel a permanent representative of the council. It's like the Orange League fights from Pokemon where Ash has to do these weird duels in order to get the Orange League Badges, except with more pain and green explosions. I mean, did you link the name "Banling" was made because it's a cute pun? Hell no. It's because we fight in a stadium where the ground is mined with burrowed banelings. Only once that is done can you claim the right to be a Pokemon Master member of the TL Staff. I can't believe you would use Chiharu like that! What are your favorite kind(s) of tea?
There's a particular type of "Green Bamboo" tea I pick up every time I go to Chengdu that's a longtime favorite of mine, I'm also fairly accustomed to fake Sichuanese 龙井 and actually prefer it to the authenthic 西湖龙井 for personal use (the fact that its like 1/4 the price also helps)
Aside from that generally other greens or 铁观音, a specific type of Oolong
Jasmine is generally also good but unfortunately those don't keep for very long
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Sweden5554 Posts
On January 20 2013 06:22 JBright wrote:
What are your favorite kind(s) of tea?
I drink tea of all colours, white, green, red, and black, most often black though.
So some favourites:
Earl Gray (Black/Green)
Jasmine (White/Green)
Söders Höjder (Black)
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Why is GTRs name blue now?
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motbob
United States12546 Posts
On January 20 2013 19:19 Testuser wrote:
Why is GTRs name blue now?
I dunno. Generally when staff go from colored to non-colored (or something similar) I just assume that they were caught selling secrets to GosuGamers.
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Estonia4644 Posts
so GTRs gone from blue to red to blue :0
hmmmm
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Germany2687 Posts
On January 20 2013 06:22 JBright wrote:
What are your favorite kind(s) of tea?
Black. Just black.
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Would you be so kind as to disclose why Barrin was relieved of his duty? ^^
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Aotearoa39261 Posts
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On January 21 2013 06:07 MasterOfPuppets wrote:
Would you be so kind as to disclose why Barrin was relieved of his duty? ^^
I'm inclined to blame Urza
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On January 20 2013 21:09 motbob wrote:I dunno. Generally when staff go from colored to non-colored (or something similar) I just assume that they were caught selling secrets to GosuGamers.
Speaking of experience?
I always figured you for one of "those" ...
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When's TL:Attack coming back?
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Germany2687 Posts
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28088 Posts
I think Heyoka read Oldgrain's post and was like "oops we should probably do another one of these". Then he wrote the announcement.
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