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ComaDose
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Canada10357 Posts
November 03 2011 21:46 GMT
#81
I think this one deserves comedic mention
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=282193
just cause its qxc <3
BW pros training sc2 is like kiss making a dub step album.
Kamais_Ookin
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Canada4218 Posts
November 03 2011 22:02 GMT
#82
On November 04 2011 06:46 ComaDose wrote:
I think this one deserves comedic mention
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=282193
just cause its qxc <3
I couldn't find qxc.
I <3 Plexa.
TheToast
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States4808 Posts
November 14 2011 20:26 GMT
#83
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=285153#15

mahnini wrote:

builders resource thread


Thank you!! Oh perchance the era of 100 new "find hardware for me" per day is finally over? Bring on the feast!

+ Show Spoiler +
But seriously, thank you mahnini
I like the way the walls go out. Gives you an open feeling. Firefly's a good design. People don't appreciate the substance of things. Objects in space. People miss out on what's solid.
TheToast
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States4808 Posts
November 18 2011 22:23 GMT
#84
What just happened?

http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=68591&currentpage=70#1387
I like the way the walls go out. Gives you an open feeling. Firefly's a good design. People don't appreciate the substance of things. Objects in space. People miss out on what's solid.
motbob
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States12546 Posts
November 22 2011 12:09 GMT
#85
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=288000
ModeratorGood content always wins.
brachester
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
Australia1786 Posts
January 02 2012 04:53 GMT
#86
I know the content from the + Show Spoiler +
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=299746
is wrong but i'm not sure what was the formal reason behind closing it. Any one knows?
I hate all this singing
Battleaxe
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States843 Posts
January 02 2012 05:56 GMT
#87
On January 02 2012 13:53 brachester wrote:
I know the content from the + Show Spoiler +
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=299746
is wrong but i'm not sure what was the formal reason behind closing it. Any one knows?


Most likely lack of discussion from the OP. Asking a couple questions after linking the article doesn't really make for a good OP. My guess though so not sure of the actual reason.
Without a community, we're all just a bunch of geeks.
Carson
Profile Joined September 2010
Canada820 Posts
January 04 2012 00:15 GMT
#88
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=37022

wshby/.

(attempting why with a ?)

Lol, I was happy to see that thread, but not surprised to see it closed!
"You have to remember something: Everybody pities the weak; jealousy you have to earn." Arnold Schwarzenegger
OopsOopsBaby
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
Singapore3425 Posts
January 08 2012 05:06 GMT
#89
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=301149

plexa's reason made me chuckle a little. so true. so true.
s3x2-2 xiao3x2+2 bone3+2+2
TheToast
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States4808 Posts
January 16 2012 20:55 GMT
#90
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=303665


Thread title: Who should team liquid sign next?


HP:
On January 16 2012 22:11 HawaiianPig wrote:
they should sign my boobs




eggggcellent....
I like the way the walls go out. Gives you an open feeling. Firefly's a good design. People don't appreciate the substance of things. Objects in space. People miss out on what's solid.
ApBuLLet
Profile Joined September 2010
United States604 Posts
January 22 2012 03:07 GMT
#91
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=305290

This thread is about the high number of real life threats made against him in SC2, and he is scared that his address is going to be tracked down through the game. You can imagine the responses he gets lol
The_Templar
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
your Country52797 Posts
January 22 2012 03:36 GMT
#92
On October 27 2011 02:04 TheToast wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 26 2011 21:55 Torte de Lini wrote:
On October 26 2011 21:53 Firebolt145 wrote:
Holy shit torte, had no idea you had managed 13k posts.

Edit: 402 in the last week?! Do you make money posting on TL rofl


Wish I could.
I just engage in conversations such as this, hence hte high number.


Torte is in fact an advanced AI program designed from the ground up to simulate general internet forum banter. His name is actually an acronym for:

Team Liquid
Operating
Robot for
Talk
Emulation

de (latin for from)

Laboratories for
Innnovation on the
New
Internet

Originally designed in 2005 by a secret development company to automate troll and image macro posting on 4chan and reddit, it was found in tests that implimentation of such a technology made human users on those boards entirely irrelevant. So in early 2008 the technology was redesigned to meet the posting specifications of Team Liquid. After more than two years of testing and development the system was put into place in 2010 to help reduce the impact of the 4chan kiddies on TL.

What happens when he is temp banned?
Moderatorshe/her
TL+ Member
-_-Quails
Profile Joined February 2011
Australia796 Posts
January 23 2012 07:14 GMT
#93
On January 22 2012 12:36 TehTemplar wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 27 2011 02:04 TheToast wrote:
On October 26 2011 21:55 Torte de Lini wrote:
On October 26 2011 21:53 Firebolt145 wrote:
Holy shit torte, had no idea you had managed 13k posts.

Edit: 402 in the last week?! Do you make money posting on TL rofl


Wish I could.
I just engage in conversations such as this, hence hte high number.


Torte is in fact an advanced AI program designed from the ground up to simulate general internet forum banter. His name is actually an acronym for:

Team Liquid
Operating
Robot for
Talk
Emulation

de (latin for from)

Laboratories for
Innnovation on the
New
Internet

Originally designed in 2005 by a secret development company to automate troll and image macro posting on 4chan and reddit, it was found in tests that implimentation of such a technology made human users on those boards entirely irrelevant. So in early 2008 the technology was redesigned to meet the posting specifications of Team Liquid. After more than two years of testing and development the system was put into place in 2010 to help reduce the impact of the 4chan kiddies on TL.

What happens when he is temp banned?

The drive to post they included to overcome the natural shyness shared by all social robots makes him go a little crazy. All the energy he usually puts into posting (almost) like a human on the forums goes into posting on IRC, and if other people don't respond quickly enough to him he just chats to himself.
"I post only when my brain works." - Reaper9
Keyboard Warrior
Profile Joined December 2011
United States1178 Posts
January 23 2012 07:18 GMT
#94
On January 22 2012 12:07 ApBuLLet wrote:
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=305290

This thread is about the high number of real life threats made against him in SC2, and he is scared that his address is going to be tracked down through the game. You can imagine the responses he gets lol

that's a funny thread actually lol.

i have also encountered threats in ladder, but to actually take them seriously?
Not your regular Keyboard Warrior ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
PassiveAce
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
United States18076 Posts
January 23 2012 15:54 GMT
#95
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=305378
anybody catch this gem? I was shocked at how long it remained open, totally crazy OP.
Call me Marge Simpson cuz I love you homie
TheToast
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States4808 Posts
January 23 2012 16:02 GMT
#96
On January 22 2012 12:36 TehTemplar wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 27 2011 02:04 TheToast wrote:
On October 26 2011 21:55 Torte de Lini wrote:
On October 26 2011 21:53 Firebolt145 wrote:
Holy shit torte, had no idea you had managed 13k posts.

Edit: 402 in the last week?! Do you make money posting on TL rofl


Wish I could.
I just engage in conversations such as this, hence hte high number.


Torte is in fact an advanced AI program designed from the ground up to simulate general internet forum banter. His name is actually an acronym for:

Team Liquid
Operating
Robot for
Talk
Emulation

de (latin for from)

Laboratories for
Innnovation on the
New
Internet

Originally designed in 2005 by a secret development company to automate troll and image macro posting on 4chan and reddit, it was found in tests that implimentation of such a technology made human users on those boards entirely irrelevant. So in early 2008 the technology was redesigned to meet the posting specifications of Team Liquid. After more than two years of testing and development the system was put into place in 2010 to help reduce the impact of the 4chan kiddies on TL.

What happens when he is temp banned?


What do you think SS stands for? Software support. Periodically the Torte needs software updates and general maintenance. But if it was just taken offline, people would become suspicious at "his" absence. So periodically the account is "temp banned" to provide a convinient excuse for his absence, while the program it taken offline for maintenance and upgrades. (note that the Torte twitter feed is run by separate less complex software, and thus can continue operating while the main Torte system is offline)
I like the way the walls go out. Gives you an open feeling. Firefly's a good design. People don't appreciate the substance of things. Objects in space. People miss out on what's solid.
liberal
Profile Joined November 2011
1116 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-01-23 16:17:14
January 23 2012 16:14 GMT
#97
On January 24 2012 00:54 PassiveAce wrote:
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=305378
anybody catch this gem? I was shocked at how long it remained open, totally crazy OP.

Oh, thank god that thing was finally closed. I have to admit I was wondering why the mods decided to leave it open, but my faith has been restored.

BTW, I thought I remember tree.hugger being for Norway. Now it says minnesota?
blubbdavid
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
Switzerland2412 Posts
January 23 2012 16:28 GMT
#98
Come on, stop bumping this thread. Use the ABL instead. Do you even know the history of this thread? It was created as a mockery of the ABL, by no one other than the infamous ********. So, by bumping this, you are keeping his legacy alive.
What do you desire? Money? Glory? Power? Revenge? Or something that surpasses all other? Whatever you desire - that is here. Tower of God ¦¦Nutella, drink of the Gods
TheToast
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States4808 Posts
January 23 2012 16:41 GMT
#99
On January 24 2012 01:28 blubbdavid wrote:
Come on, stop bumping this thread. Use the ABL instead. Do you even know the history of this thread? It was created as a mockery of the ABL, by no one other than the infamous ********. So, by bumping this, you are keeping his legacy alive.


First of all, he's not Voldimort. We can say GG.nore's name. In some ways I suppose it was fitting that he was the one to make this thread, being such a terrible poster. But I don't see how that invalidates the whole thread.

Second, ABL is for discussing bans not closed threads. Why shouldn't there be a thread to talk about the dumb threads people open and the sometime hilarious context of their closing? Whatever the original intention of this thread was doesn't matter IMO.

I like the way the walls go out. Gives you an open feeling. Firefly's a good design. People don't appreciate the substance of things. Objects in space. People miss out on what's solid.
Keyboard Warrior
Profile Joined December 2011
United States1178 Posts
January 23 2012 17:14 GMT
#100
On January 17 2012 05:55 TheToast wrote:
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=303665


Thread title: Who should team liquid sign next?


HP:
Show nested quote +
On January 16 2012 22:11 HawaiianPig wrote:
they should sign my boobs




eggggcellent....

lol nice one by HawaiianPig!

Everything about that thread made my head ache!
Not your regular Keyboard Warrior ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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