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Le French
Profile Joined December 2011
France782 Posts
April 14 2012 16:11 GMT
#121
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=329014

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Alborz Canada. April 14 2012 12:06. Posts 1525 PM Profile Blog Quote #
Hi I am a serious loser. (but a great comedian)

I want a lot of attention. Im depressed and anxious. (But I am an excellent dancer)
I am a total maniac. (But extremely intelligent)
I am a somebody in an education system. (and therefore I am a nobody)
I am happy when its sunny, and sad whens its raining. (but it's always sunny on the inside)

Who am I?

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UniversalSnip April 14 2012 12:08. Posts 3216 PM Profile Quote #
I would guess you are Alborz.

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Alborz Canada. April 14 2012 12:09. Posts 1525 PM Profile Blog Quote #
Correct! Blog award goes to UniversalSnip haha!

I have no friends, do you want to be my friend UniversalSnip?

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Alborz Canada. April 14 2012 12:10. Posts 1525 PM Profile Blog Quote #
Could you do me a favour and give me 5 stars. I have this feeling inside me that the attention of others, and the world, is going to bring me satisfaction, fulfilment, love, joy and all the great things. This is what I want to debunk. ONCE AND FORE ALL !!!!!

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n.DieJokes United States. April 14 2012 12:19. Posts 3054 PM Profile Blog Quote #
Saddest plot twist: Alborz and UniversalSnip are the same person

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TOTALLY MUST READ

Ca va?
TheAmazombie
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United States3714 Posts
April 14 2012 21:18 GMT
#122
On April 15 2012 01:11 Le French wrote:
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=329014
Show nested quote +

Alborz Canada. April 14 2012 12:06. Posts 1525 PM Profile Blog Quote #
Hi I am a serious loser. (but a great comedian)

I want a lot of attention. Im depressed and anxious. (But I am an excellent dancer)
I am a total maniac. (But extremely intelligent)
I am a somebody in an education system. (and therefore I am a nobody)
I am happy when its sunny, and sad whens its raining. (but it's always sunny on the inside)

Who am I?


Show nested quote +
UniversalSnip April 14 2012 12:08. Posts 3216 PM Profile Quote #
I would guess you are Alborz.


Show nested quote +
Alborz Canada. April 14 2012 12:09. Posts 1525 PM Profile Blog Quote #
Correct! Blog award goes to UniversalSnip haha!

I have no friends, do you want to be my friend UniversalSnip?


Show nested quote +
Alborz Canada. April 14 2012 12:10. Posts 1525 PM Profile Blog Quote #
Could you do me a favour and give me 5 stars. I have this feeling inside me that the attention of others, and the world, is going to bring me satisfaction, fulfilment, love, joy and all the great things. This is what I want to debunk. ONCE AND FORE ALL !!!!!

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Show nested quote +

n.DieJokes United States. April 14 2012 12:19. Posts 3054 PM Profile Blog Quote #
Saddest plot twist: Alborz and UniversalSnip are the same person


TOTALLY MUST READ



LoLoLoL! That response is rather golden.
We think too much and feel too little. More than machinery, we need humanity. More than cleverness, we need kindness and gentleness. Without these qualities, life will be violent and all will be lost. -Charlie Chaplin
Cokefreak
Profile Joined June 2011
Finland8095 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-04-15 16:59:44
April 15 2012 16:57 GMT
#123
Man I just got back home from playing pool with my brother-in-law, wish the drunk thread was open as I'm pretty drunk at the moment and it's fricking sunday FUCK YEAH!
EDIT: I hope ETT will reopen it just to celebrate his b-day
TheAmazombie
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United States3714 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-04-19 05:14:06
April 19 2012 05:13 GMT
#124
Here we go - not closed yet but I am sure it will be soon:

http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=330462

Seriously guy? Seriously?
We think too much and feel too little. More than machinery, we need humanity. More than cleverness, we need kindness and gentleness. Without these qualities, life will be violent and all will be lost. -Charlie Chaplin
Grobyc
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada18410 Posts
April 19 2012 05:50 GMT
#125
On April 15 2012 06:18 TheAmazombie wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 15 2012 01:11 Le French wrote:
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=329014

Alborz Canada. April 14 2012 12:06. Posts 1525 PM Profile Blog Quote #
Hi I am a serious loser. (but a great comedian)

I want a lot of attention. Im depressed and anxious. (But I am an excellent dancer)
I am a total maniac. (But extremely intelligent)
I am a somebody in an education system. (and therefore I am a nobody)
I am happy when its sunny, and sad whens its raining. (but it's always sunny on the inside)

Who am I?


UniversalSnip April 14 2012 12:08. Posts 3216 PM Profile Quote #
I would guess you are Alborz.


Alborz Canada. April 14 2012 12:09. Posts 1525 PM Profile Blog Quote #
Correct! Blog award goes to UniversalSnip haha!

I have no friends, do you want to be my friend UniversalSnip?


Alborz Canada. April 14 2012 12:10. Posts 1525 PM Profile Blog Quote #
Could you do me a favour and give me 5 stars. I have this feeling inside me that the attention of others, and the world, is going to bring me satisfaction, fulfilment, love, joy and all the great things. This is what I want to debunk. ONCE AND FORE ALL !!!!!

.
.
.
.
.





n.DieJokes United States. April 14 2012 12:19. Posts 3054 PM Profile Blog Quote #
Saddest plot twist: Alborz and UniversalSnip are the same person


TOTALLY MUST READ



LoLoLoL! That response is rather golden.

That was awesome lmao
If you watch Godzilla backwards it's about a benevolent lizard who helps rebuild a city and then moonwalks into the ocean.
Mallidon
Profile Blog Joined April 2011
Scotland557 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-04-19 09:12:47
April 19 2012 09:09 GMT
#126
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=330480&currentpage=2

That old 'Destiny LoL pro' apple again!

The OP when pushed used THIS as a source....


my source is his stream he streamed 1hour of sc2 then 3hours of LoL and still is lol

he paid dyrus so he can team up with him and stream with him being in his games


Oh dear... Made me lol (get it? :D).
Bleh.
TheAmazombie
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United States3714 Posts
April 19 2012 09:14 GMT
#127
On April 19 2012 18:09 Mallidon wrote:
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=330480&currentpage=2

That old 'Destiny LoL pro' apple again!

The OP when pushed used THIS as a source....

Show nested quote +

my source is his stream he streamed 1hour of sc2 then 3hours of LoL and still is lol

he paid dyrus so he can team up with him and stream with him being in his games


Oh dear... Made me lol (get it? :D).


LoL...silly kiddies, bad posts are for Reddit.
We think too much and feel too little. More than machinery, we need humanity. More than cleverness, we need kindness and gentleness. Without these qualities, life will be violent and all will be lost. -Charlie Chaplin
TheAmazombie
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United States3714 Posts
April 26 2012 11:03 GMT
#128
LoL - I missed this for the short time it was opened, but I busted up laughing. Nothing like a good ol' 1-line post saying something absolutely ridiculous:

http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=332451
We think too much and feel too little. More than machinery, we need humanity. More than cleverness, we need kindness and gentleness. Without these qualities, life will be violent and all will be lost. -Charlie Chaplin
Cokefreak
Profile Joined June 2011
Finland8095 Posts
April 26 2012 11:04 GMT
#129
On April 26 2012 20:03 TheAmazombie wrote:
LoL - I missed this for the short time it was opened, but I busted up laughing. Nothing like a good ol' 1-line post saying something absolutely ridiculous:

http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=332451

I got a safe post in there just in time.
TheAmazombie
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United States3714 Posts
April 26 2012 11:11 GMT
#130
On April 26 2012 20:04 Cokefreak wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 26 2012 20:03 TheAmazombie wrote:
LoL - I missed this for the short time it was opened, but I busted up laughing. Nothing like a good ol' 1-line post saying something absolutely ridiculous:

http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=332451

I got a safe post in there just in time.


Isn't that always the fun of it?! When you see a thread that you know is going to closed, you just want to make sure to say something, knowing it will live in forever.
We think too much and feel too little. More than machinery, we need humanity. More than cleverness, we need kindness and gentleness. Without these qualities, life will be violent and all will be lost. -Charlie Chaplin
Abort Retry Fail
Profile Joined December 2011
2636 Posts
April 26 2012 12:02 GMT
#131
dafuq was that thread
BSOD
Anacletus
Profile Blog Joined April 2012
United States733 Posts
April 26 2012 12:24 GMT
#132
Just some food for thought: what would happen if this thread were to be closed?
http://talk-to-stimey-please.1324083.n2.nabble.com/
Cokefreak
Profile Joined June 2011
Finland8095 Posts
April 26 2012 12:29 GMT
#133
On April 26 2012 21:24 Anacletus wrote:
Just some food for thought: what would happen if this thread were to be closed?

*tries to think about it, head asplodes*
Cokefreak
Profile Joined June 2011
Finland8095 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-05-07 19:33:42
May 07 2012 19:19 GMT
#134
Haha 11 closed threads about the new HoTS news :D
12 now, it seems people are just rushing these days to be the first one to make a thread on TL, like last night with the Fnatic-Oz thread, I'm 100% sure dragonborn had a 'xyz joins Fnatic' thread template ready for it.
3FFA
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
United States3931 Posts
May 07 2012 20:06 GMT
#135
On April 26 2012 21:24 Anacletus wrote:
Just some food for thought: what would happen if this thread were to be closed?

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Cokefreak
Profile Joined June 2011
Finland8095 Posts
May 09 2012 18:18 GMT
#136
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=336261

Apparently there are still a lot of angry Destiny fans contesting TL moderation:
I was just watching a game where col.Catz called his opponent a, please excuse my language, "fag". This term is very offensive to many homosexuals who have suffered or are currently suffering bullying and predjudice due to sexual orientation.

If ESPORTS is to prosper, we cannot tolerate that kind of offensive hate speech in any way, shape, or form. To continue the purge of offensive words from our precious game, I strongly encourage all posters to e-mail Complexity's sponsers, which are: Sound Blaster, QPAD, PNY, Creative, Origen, Crash the System, and NationVoice and let them know the kind of behavior they are supporting.

I also encourage TeamLiquid.net to give Catz a 30-day ban and remove him from the featured list until he issues an apology and promise to never use such hateful language on stream ever again.

User was warned for this post
Torte de Lini
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Germany38463 Posts
May 09 2012 18:26 GMT
#137
Glad that topic was closed, it was so frivolous and just being aggravating.
https://twitter.com/#!/TorteDeLini (@TorteDeLini)
NexUmbra
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Scotland3776 Posts
May 09 2012 22:28 GMT
#138
On May 10 2012 03:18 Cokefreak wrote:
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=336261

Apparently there are still a lot of angry Destiny fans contesting TL moderation:
Show nested quote +
I was just watching a game where col.Catz called his opponent a, please excuse my language, "fag". This term is very offensive to many homosexuals who have suffered or are currently suffering bullying and predjudice due to sexual orientation.

If ESPORTS is to prosper, we cannot tolerate that kind of offensive hate speech in any way, shape, or form. To continue the purge of offensive words from our precious game, I strongly encourage all posters to e-mail Complexity's sponsers, which are: Sound Blaster, QPAD, PNY, Creative, Origen, Crash the System, and NationVoice and let them know the kind of behavior they are supporting.

I also encourage TeamLiquid.net to give Catz a 30-day ban and remove him from the featured list until he issues an apology and promise to never use such hateful language on stream ever again.

User was warned for this post


Great stuff XD

This is a good one ;p + Show Spoiler +
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=247083


Very confusing but that is the beauty of it
Life has won two GSLs and a Blizzard Cup. NOT three GSLs.
TheAmazombie
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United States3714 Posts
May 10 2012 03:09 GMT
#139
On May 10 2012 07:28 NexUmbra wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 10 2012 03:18 Cokefreak wrote:
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=336261

Apparently there are still a lot of angry Destiny fans contesting TL moderation:
I was just watching a game where col.Catz called his opponent a, please excuse my language, "fag". This term is very offensive to many homosexuals who have suffered or are currently suffering bullying and predjudice due to sexual orientation.

If ESPORTS is to prosper, we cannot tolerate that kind of offensive hate speech in any way, shape, or form. To continue the purge of offensive words from our precious game, I strongly encourage all posters to e-mail Complexity's sponsers, which are: Sound Blaster, QPAD, PNY, Creative, Origen, Crash the System, and NationVoice and let them know the kind of behavior they are supporting.

I also encourage TeamLiquid.net to give Catz a 30-day ban and remove him from the featured list until he issues an apology and promise to never use such hateful language on stream ever again.

User was warned for this post


Great stuff XD

This is a good one ;p + Show Spoiler +
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=247083


Very confusing but that is the beauty of it


The scandal that rocked ESPORTS is one of my favorite threads. That one and the 10 minute video of the dude eating McDonalds. Hilarious.

As for the Catz post, these fans are just stupid. Did they not realize that that Destiny saying shit on stream was not the reason he was banned, it was the just start of the drama that caused him to get banned? I guess the facts don't matter to them.
We think too much and feel too little. More than machinery, we need humanity. More than cleverness, we need kindness and gentleness. Without these qualities, life will be violent and all will be lost. -Charlie Chaplin
OniGami
Profile Joined December 2011
Japan140 Posts
May 13 2012 08:15 GMT
#140
Sorry for the bump, but I found this thread as I was making the Stork fanclub thread. Legitimately hilarious. I feel bad for doothegee for putting an honest reply to an obviously troll post. Harem's closing post was very appropriate. Go read it.

http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=323199
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