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TheAmazombie
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United States3714 Posts
May 13 2012 08:16 GMT
#141
On May 13 2012 17:15 OniGami wrote:
Sorry for the bump, but I found this thread as I was making the Stork fanclub thread. Legitimately hilarious. I feel bad for doothegee for putting an honest reply to an obviously troll post. Harem's closing post was very appropriate. Go read it.

http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=323199


LoL...I missed that one. That is actually rather hilarious.
We think too much and feel too little. More than machinery, we need humanity. More than cleverness, we need kindness and gentleness. Without these qualities, life will be violent and all will be lost. -Charlie Chaplin
ecstatica
Profile Blog Joined February 2012
United States542 Posts
May 14 2012 02:21 GMT
#142
I feel upset about the closure of 'pornography discussion' thread while I was doing some clever satire which involved gaping, mashed potatoes and gravy. Literally 3 seconds too late.
NeMeSiS3, Portlandian, Reason,
Jisall
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
United States2054 Posts
May 14 2012 02:26 GMT
#143
On May 14 2012 11:21 ecstatica wrote:
I feel upset about the closure of 'pornography discussion' thread while I was doing some clever satire which involved gaping, mashed potatoes and gravy. Literally 3 seconds too late.



I was sadder about:
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=337417

It seemed to have real potential.
Monk: Because being a badass is more fun then playing a dude wearing a scarf.. ... Ite fuck it, Witch Doctor cuz I like killing stuff in a timely mannor.
Gonff
Profile Joined May 2010
United States686 Posts
May 14 2012 03:38 GMT
#144
On May 14 2012 11:26 Jisall wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 14 2012 11:21 ecstatica wrote:
I feel upset about the closure of 'pornography discussion' thread while I was doing some clever satire which involved gaping, mashed potatoes and gravy. Literally 3 seconds too late.



I was sadder about:
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=337417

It seemed to have real potential.

Your post in that thread is hilarious. I spilt water everywhere when I read it.
+ Show Spoiler +
On May 14 2012 08:41 Jisall wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 14 2012 08:40 B.I.G. wrote:
last week I was just chilling in my habitat and I accidentally sat on something
vid:

my butt hurts too now..


Holy shit...
How the fuck is an elephant typing?
Jisall
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
United States2054 Posts
May 14 2012 03:48 GMT
#145
On May 14 2012 12:38 Gonff wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 14 2012 11:26 Jisall wrote:
On May 14 2012 11:21 ecstatica wrote:
I feel upset about the closure of 'pornography discussion' thread while I was doing some clever satire which involved gaping, mashed potatoes and gravy. Literally 3 seconds too late.



I was sadder about:
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=337417

It seemed to have real potential.

Your post in that thread is hilarious. I spilt water everywhere when I read it.
+ Show Spoiler +
On May 14 2012 08:41 Jisall wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 14 2012 08:40 B.I.G. wrote:
last week I was just chilling in my habitat and I accidentally sat on something
vid:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSKPJuSXcXI
my butt hurts too now..


Holy shit...
How the fuck is an elephant typing?


Glad you enjoyed it. I was having a blast in that thread.
Monk: Because being a badass is more fun then playing a dude wearing a scarf.. ... Ite fuck it, Witch Doctor cuz I like killing stuff in a timely mannor.
Jisall
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
United States2054 Posts
May 14 2012 22:40 GMT
#146
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=337555

Come on Heyoka, we almost were finished the MC hammer song lol. Didn't actually read any of the posts in that thread seemed like a troll topic.
Monk: Because being a badass is more fun then playing a dude wearing a scarf.. ... Ite fuck it, Witch Doctor cuz I like killing stuff in a timely mannor.
JOJOsc2news
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
3000 Posts
May 14 2012 23:17 GMT
#147
This thread is brilliance.
To forever conserve it's glory it should be closed and then be declared the winner of itself.
✉ Tweets @sc2channel ⌦ Blog: http://www.teamliquid.net/blog/JOJO ⌫ "Arbiterssss... build more arbiterssss." Click 'Profile' for awesome shiro art!
Jisall
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
United States2054 Posts
May 15 2012 00:37 GMT
#148
Na this is a corner lounge. It never goes outa business. Just scrapes by on bits of pure genious.
Monk: Because being a badass is more fun then playing a dude wearing a scarf.. ... Ite fuck it, Witch Doctor cuz I like killing stuff in a timely mannor.
McFeser
Profile Joined July 2011
United States2458 Posts
May 17 2012 20:36 GMT
#149
On May 15 2012 07:40 Jisall wrote:
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=337555

Come on Heyoka, we almost were finished the MC hammer song lol. Didn't actually read any of the posts in that thread seemed like a troll topic.

Speaking of MC hammer look at the end of this thread. Lol

http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=337974&currentpage=2
Promethelax still hasn't changed his quote
TheAmazombie
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United States3714 Posts
May 18 2012 01:20 GMT
#150
On May 18 2012 05:36 McFeser wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 15 2012 07:40 Jisall wrote:
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=337555

Come on Heyoka, we almost were finished the MC hammer song lol. Didn't actually read any of the posts in that thread seemed like a troll topic.

Speaking of MC hammer look at the end of this thread. Lol

http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=337974&currentpage=2


LoL. I missed that one. Good stuff Pholon. =)
We think too much and feel too little. More than machinery, we need humanity. More than cleverness, we need kindness and gentleness. Without these qualities, life will be violent and all will be lost. -Charlie Chaplin
TheAmazombie
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United States3714 Posts
May 25 2012 01:13 GMT
#151
These are always some of my favorite closed threads:
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=339906

I just want to pat the kid on the head and tell him that it will all be okay and that no one really cares about his angst. LoL.
We think too much and feel too little. More than machinery, we need humanity. More than cleverness, we need kindness and gentleness. Without these qualities, life will be violent and all will be lost. -Charlie Chaplin
Jisall
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
United States2054 Posts
May 25 2012 01:55 GMT
#152
On May 25 2012 10:13 TheAmazombie wrote:
These are always some of my favorite closed threads:
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=339906

I just want to pat the kid on the head and tell him that it will all be okay and that no one really cares about his angst. LoL.


I like how someone guessed terran. Makes since since he only names toss n zerg units.
Monk: Because being a badass is more fun then playing a dude wearing a scarf.. ... Ite fuck it, Witch Doctor cuz I like killing stuff in a timely mannor.
-Aura-
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States209 Posts
May 25 2012 03:17 GMT
#153
Such an epic thread. This post is to remind me to go through it when I'm bored.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Liquid get more Terrans please...
Irave
Profile Joined October 2010
United States9965 Posts
June 05 2012 04:57 GMT
#154
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=316571

That has to be the funniest thread closing. It started months ago, then with everything that has happened to them. Couldn't stop laughing.
TheAmazombie
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United States3714 Posts
June 06 2012 00:44 GMT
#155
On June 05 2012 13:57 Irave wrote:
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=316571

That has to be the funniest thread closing. It started months ago, then with everything that has happened to them. Couldn't stop laughing.


LoL. That is rather funny.
We think too much and feel too little. More than machinery, we need humanity. More than cleverness, we need kindness and gentleness. Without these qualities, life will be violent and all will be lost. -Charlie Chaplin
Cokefreak
Profile Joined June 2011
Finland8095 Posts
June 06 2012 19:31 GMT
#156
So I just broke my report virginity: http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=342987
Only took about 30 seconds after my report for GMarshal to close it.
TheAmazombie
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United States3714 Posts
June 06 2012 19:47 GMT
#157
On June 07 2012 04:31 Cokefreak wrote:
So I just broke my report virginity: http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=342987
Only took about 30 seconds after my report for GMarshal to close it.


You always remember your first. I had my report button for awhile, but finally when I saw a post that was just so horrible I had to report it...it was already reported. =)
We think too much and feel too little. More than machinery, we need humanity. More than cleverness, we need kindness and gentleness. Without these qualities, life will be violent and all will be lost. -Charlie Chaplin
Cokefreak
Profile Joined June 2011
Finland8095 Posts
June 06 2012 20:14 GMT
#158
Another one bites the dust
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=342994
Again, less than a minute.
Radel
Profile Joined June 2011
United States115 Posts
June 07 2012 13:29 GMT
#159
On October 04 2011 22:29 marttorn wrote:
This is one of the true greats in closed thread history

The way it combines glorious, red text with ETT's fitting final words is a treat.


ETT's final words there made me spit out my drink.. hahahahaha
Manner should be mutual. Innovation - Jjakji - Grubby - HuK - JD - StarDust - Flash - Balloon
Radel
Profile Joined June 2011
United States115 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-06-07 13:36:25
June 07 2012 13:36 GMT
#160
On May 14 2012 11:26 Jisall wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 14 2012 11:21 ecstatica wrote:
I feel upset about the closure of 'pornography discussion' thread while I was doing some clever satire which involved gaping, mashed potatoes and gravy. Literally 3 seconds too late.



I was sadder about:
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=337417

It seemed to have real potential.


Some of these threads really brighten my day... makes the work day go faster. This is one of them. (The QQ thread, not the quoted part)
Total and utter facepalm

Edit: Sorry for back to back posts
Manner should be mutual. Innovation - Jjakji - Grubby - HuK - JD - StarDust - Flash - Balloon
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