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WHY JIN AIR GREEN WINGS WILL WIN PROLEAGUE!
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Abandon the hype train, ALL ABOARD THE HYPE PLANE!
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Facts!
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JAGW won half the rounds in the previous season. Easy.
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Also, all player awards went to JAGW. Easy. Yeah, we had to share one with some random power-of-protoss scrub, but that won't happen again. Gaem =~ Balacnde now.
Facts?
WHY JIN AIR GREEN WINGS WILL BEAT SKT1!
could be rephrased as "Why will everybody beat SKT1
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This entire team is carried by one imported robot. Programmed to leave nothing but destruction behind. To destroy, to kill. To end all laughter and inspire terror.
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Cheese over silly robots. And with Maru, Symbol and sOs, bringing cheese to the table may not be a problem :-)
Are there any players left? Nah, don't think so. Maybe some Penguin will woddle his way past the first 3 minutes of a game, but we all know Pigbaby's are way cuter. And better at Starcraft!
One down, six to go!
WHY JIN AIR GREEN WINGS WILL BEAT KT ROLSTER!
This 3-man team (there's a bunch of B-teamers, but well) is gonna try to do it? 1 Protoss, 2 Terran. Let's see how that plays out.
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So, the invincible Ace, the unstopable, the GOD. 2-0'd by Terminator...
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Baby can't beat the Rogue. Baby sad :-(
But who beats Zest? Zest is unstoppable! Best Protoss Best Player 2014 Most Consisten HYPEE ZEST THE BEST.
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/starcraft-2/473421-code-s-qualifier-results
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/starcraft-2/473181-ssl-qualifier-concludes-ro32-matchups-announced
Nope, byebye Zest!
Two down, five to go!
WHY JIN AIR GREEN WINGS WILL BEAT TEAM NOT-MVP
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Now look at that quite roster? Let's see, who's had results in the past year?
Center? Lolol. Departure and Losira/KangHo? Nah. Salvation? Not really.
That leaves four potential threats. Let's do some research.
Yongwha can be written off, every time he senses somebody thinks he'll do well, he instantaneously does everything in his power to make sure such silly thoughts never pop up again. Ever.
Panic has been coming up recently! Props to you, Panic, good job! Wanna play with the big boys, right? Too bad you have never ever beaten Maru. Or Sos. Or Symbol. Or Terminator. Or Rogue. You've taken one BO3 off Jin Air Green Wings' roster since it's conception. Enough said.
Aphrodite is a real treat (yes, I misspelled that on purpose!!)
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With some strategic play and good decision making, she might actually take one of Jin Airs players out (Ninja distraction tactics!)
Now, the last one is going to be a problem. MKP^2 , MKC, MVPMK, all interesting combinations of capital letters. The man who has left his game for LoL, his team for Not-MVP, The Traitor King of Terran. He's been looking sharp recently.
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Impressive!
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Oh wow!
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Is he like... back? The Return of The King?
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The Return of the Kong!
Now, we have to take into account Liquid partnered with Not-MVP!
Under these filters, TaeJa is 12–13 (48.00%) in games and 10–11 (47.62%) in matches.
Under these filters, HerO is 30–29 (50.85%) in games and 30–29 (50.85%) in matches.
Nah, we don't have to take that into account.
Three down, four to go!
WHY JIN AIR GREEN WINGS WILL BEAT PRIME
Lol.
Four down, three to go!
WHY JIN AIR GREEN WINGS WILL BEAT TEAM CJ ENTUS
So, CJ Entus is actually a cool team. I like them. They're the best dancers in the scene!
But this tournament is not about dancing and hopping around like a bunny with brain damage!
This team is not too hard. All their good names left. There's 2 people worth mentioning. herO (with the silly O), just because I mentioned him earlier, and Bbyong. The rest is a walk in the park with a piece of cake.
So, silly herO with the wrong capital letters and Bbyong. Bbyongs drop-heavy TvP falls flat on it's face verse the Observer King, herO is pretty good, but can we rely on one player verse the pure, sheer Star Power of JinAir? The odds are against him, so I'll say no.
Five down, two to go!
WHY JIN AIR GREEN WINGS WILL BEAT TEAM SAMSUNG GALAXY
Another one of those teams that'll look to be carried by one decent player. Solar is the only name that somewhat pops out. Sadly, Samsung lost their GSL champion. Roro played in the most epic finals in WOL -EVER- and barely edged out a win against Symbol in games with the probably a record in units killed! This finals was so epic! This, however, was before JinAirGreenWings Symbol was a thing. And luckily, also before the Swarm Host was a thing :-)
So, what can we expect against Team Solar?
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We'll power our Hype Plane with him! HAH!
In all seriousness, Samsung has another talent on the team.
Dear actually has an even record versus every JAGW player except $o$. Good thing you have to take wins with multiple players to win the Proleague!
Also, Airplanes are far cooler than plastic telephones. HTC is so much better. So, because of the aforementioned reasons and because Samsung will go bankrupt within this year (do NOT blame me for your share losses!), we can with certainty say they will not pose a problem.
Six down, one to go!
WHY JIN AIR GREEN WINGS WILL BEAT YOE RED STAR FLASH TALE BULL WOLVES
Firstly, because JAGW actually has picked the name they'll be using. Make clear how you'll call yourself team YRSFTBW!
So, Yoe Red Star Flash Tale Bull Wolves has a really scary roster!
Life has recently won an enormous tournament (A tournament JAGW had no interest in, we easily took it last year and we're nice to our competition ♥), but more recently, he has shown weaknesses:
After this embarrassing display of (a lack of) strenght, Life won't even consider winning anything in the near future. Additionally:
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Life has no clue what to do against Mech. This may be as bad as Jaedong vs P in the glorydays! Thanks ForGG!
But, Yoe Red Star Flash Tale Bull Wolves has another important and powerful player! This guy is scary and has been around for ages and ages. He's was there before Life and Maru had hair growing all over their bodies! He's had a resurgence and won tons of tournaments since his personal sponsership with Red Bull:
Hmm... On second thought, maybe he's not -that- scary...
And with Parting being a victim of the KeSPa inquisition See here...
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... there's not a lot to fear from him either...
Seven down, one trophy to go!
THE CHAMPIONSHIP CREW!
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MARU! -
The Marine Prince!![[image loading]](http://img.plures.net/7f63/b210/a612/57ad/27e9/f86f/a8ea/4b05.jpg)
SOS! -
The Million Dollar Man!![[image loading]](http://img.plures.net/877c/55c9/ae7d/0d8f/3f55/8c62/6f96/3f77.jpg)
ROGUE! -
The King of GM!![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/ymmqpo2.jpg)
AVENGE! -
From retirement into Code S!![[image loading]](http://www.plu.cn/d/file/sc2/info/2013-08-09/f01e51ba9fbac7da98089bc892410e76.jpg)
PIGBABY! -
Observertoss!![[image loading]](http://static.mnium.org/images/contenu/actus/sc2/Portraits/sc2_cure.jpg)
CURE! -
From Zero to Hero!![[image loading]](http://wiki.teamliquid.net/starcraft/images2/thumb/b/b4/Trap_wcs13_s3.jpg/399px-Trap_wcs13_s3.jpg)
TRAP! -
He's so cute :3!![[image loading]](http://www.plu.cn/d/file/sc2/info/2013-05-06/94e48dff048a31c26009d9402b007e1b.jpg)
TERMINATOR! -
The Big Brother!![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/zNUyhBL.jpg)
SYMBOL! -
The King of Roaches!Jin Air Fan Club: http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/fan-clubs/472371-the-jin-air-green-wings-fan-club
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