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vpatrickd
Profile Joined November 2010
Indonesia279 Posts
July 21 2013 12:45 GMT
#81
Someone livestream that shit at twitch and have tastosis be the mc!
"NESTEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
NanashiStarCraft
Profile Joined October 2011
Germany48 Posts
July 21 2013 16:12 GMT
#82
On July 21 2013 01:02 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
And as Mvp looks lovingly into Nestea's eyes, the Reverend MC speaks, in his best English: "Should anyone here present know of any reason that this couple should not be joined in holy matrimony, speak now or forever hold your peace."

Just then, the church doors fly open! A swarm of blue and white floats towards the altar. Dan unmerges himself from his Tastosis archon and stands up straight, walking towards the Korean gamers: "Wait, Nestea!"

Nick stays back, tearfully wishing his friend the best of luck, and knowing that he could never make Dan as happy as Nestea does.

Dan runs up to Nestea, taking his hand. In a barely audible whisper, Artosis breathes:
"We belong together, Nestea. You know we do."

Nestea's eyes start to tear, as he remembers all the wonderful nights and mornings he had spent with Artosis. Nestea turns to Mvp and says something no one understands because it's in Korean, and Smix wasn't around to translate. Mvp is visibly shaken, although it can't be discerned whether that's because of the wedding cockblock or his wrist issues. MC looks shocked at first, but then turns angrily towards Artosis and says, under his breath:
"I keel you."

The BossToss dons his Murloc suit and prepares to attack Dan. But a small, almost sad, smile creeps onto Nestea's face, and he tilts his head, causing MC to faint. Nestea grabs Dan's hand, and says something else in Korean that was probably something like "I love you too".

Dan "Artosis" "Jewy Grasshopper" Stemkoski and Lim "Zergbong" "Nestea" "Creator of the Universe" Jae Duk lived happily ever after, creating the little Zerg-Protoss hybrids that we encountered at the end of Brood War.


Nestosis: Merging complete.


So hilarious still lmao. Thank you very much for this entertaining piece of text. i loved evry written word <3
Salitre
Profile Joined October 2010
Venezuela13 Posts
July 21 2013 16:30 GMT
#83
Prenala Nestea Prenala
Chavez anda a JODER a tu MADRE
DarkPlasmaBall
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States44216 Posts
July 22 2013 04:25 GMT
#84
On July 22 2013 01:12 NanashiStarCraft wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 21 2013 01:02 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
And as Mvp looks lovingly into Nestea's eyes, the Reverend MC speaks, in his best English: "Should anyone here present know of any reason that this couple should not be joined in holy matrimony, speak now or forever hold your peace."

Just then, the church doors fly open! A swarm of blue and white floats towards the altar. Dan unmerges himself from his Tastosis archon and stands up straight, walking towards the Korean gamers: "Wait, Nestea!"

Nick stays back, tearfully wishing his friend the best of luck, and knowing that he could never make Dan as happy as Nestea does.

Dan runs up to Nestea, taking his hand. In a barely audible whisper, Artosis breathes:
"We belong together, Nestea. You know we do."

Nestea's eyes start to tear, as he remembers all the wonderful nights and mornings he had spent with Artosis. Nestea turns to Mvp and says something no one understands because it's in Korean, and Smix wasn't around to translate. Mvp is visibly shaken, although it can't be discerned whether that's because of the wedding cockblock or his wrist issues. MC looks shocked at first, but then turns angrily towards Artosis and says, under his breath:
"I keel you."

The BossToss dons his Murloc suit and prepares to attack Dan. But a small, almost sad, smile creeps onto Nestea's face, and he tilts his head, causing MC to faint. Nestea grabs Dan's hand, and says something else in Korean that was probably something like "I love you too".

Dan "Artosis" "Jewy Grasshopper" Stemkoski and Lim "Zergbong" "Nestea" "Creator of the Universe" Jae Duk lived happily ever after, creating the little Zerg-Protoss hybrids that we encountered at the end of Brood War.


Nestosis: Merging complete.


So hilarious still lmao. Thank you very much for this entertaining piece of text. i loved evry written word <3


My pleasure
"There is nothing more satisfying than looking at a crowd of people and helping them get what I love." ~Day[9] Daily #100
Shinespark
Profile Joined June 2011
Chile843 Posts
July 27 2013 18:25 GMT
#85
Contratulations Nestea! I know you will make her even happier than you've made the rest of your creation, which is of course, the entire Universe.
"I, for one, welcome our new Korean overlords."
zul
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
Germany5427 Posts
July 27 2013 18:29 GMT
#86
so his kids will be Demigods?
keep it deep! @zulison
cLAN.Anax
Profile Blog Joined July 2012
United States2847 Posts
July 28 2013 16:41 GMT
#87
Pretty sure there's a Bible verse pertaining to God's marriage to His church....

Congrats, NesTea!

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┬─┬___(ツ)_/¯ 彡┻━┻ I am the 4%. "I cant believe i saw ANAL backwards before i saw the word LAN." - Capped
slytown
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
Korea (South)1411 Posts
July 28 2013 17:28 GMT
#88
On July 20 2013 23:00 Orek wrote:
Blasphemy!
God is not getting married to anyone. Never. He loves us all equally.


"Because God loves us. You believe in God he'll buy you shoes." Charlie Kelly
The best Flash meme ever: http://imgur.com/zquoK
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