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Over 30 and EU bronzer? Try out for Team RIAW! - Page 6

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BlueBoxSC
Profile Blog Joined October 2011
United States582 Posts
December 03 2011 19:09 GMT
#101
Haha, this is crazy. xD

If my friend was over thirty and on EU, I'd totally link him this. :D
BwCBlueBox.837
GnuPastaRIAW
Profile Joined October 2010
Denmark24 Posts
December 03 2011 19:16 GMT
#102
On December 04 2011 04:08 TERRANLOL wrote:
hi i'm 20 years old and master league NA server
can I tryout? i'll be respectful i promise!!


3 problems with your offer.

  • You're NA. We're EU
  • You're master league. We're Blizzard's excuse for introducing Iron League
  • You promise to be repsectful. We're looking for bitter tongue lashings.
Hello, world!
SoniC_eu
Profile Joined April 2011
Denmark1008 Posts
December 03 2011 19:24 GMT
#103
On December 01 2011 20:00 frontliner2 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 01 2011 18:47 Kerm wrote:
Over 30 ... Check
Eu Server ... Check.
Bronze League .. Fail
Bad Manered ... Fail.

Too bad ^^


Same for me ^^


Same :/
In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure. http://da.twitch.tv/sonic_eu
skullRIAW
Profile Joined June 2011
Norway23 Posts
December 03 2011 20:17 GMT
#104
were on! http://no.twitch.tv/GnuPastaRIAW
If it moves, it will probably kill me
BurningSera
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Ireland19621 Posts
December 03 2011 20:28 GMT
#105
On December 01 2011 19:23 GnuPastaRIAW wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 01 2011 19:19 cavalier117 wrote:
On December 01 2011 18:51 perestain wrote:
On December 01 2011 18:43 cavalier117 wrote:
i strongly believe this event should be streamed. casted by day9


I second that opinion. I can't imagine such an event to be anything short of highly entertaining and completely hilarious. Lets convince the man ...


this seriously has the potential to be even more hilarious than the Chill vs Combatex showmatch


For clarity, chill vs combatex was a showmatch. Showmatches are for fun. This is serious Team RIAW business; our very survival depends on attracting the right talent. One of our members recently learned to expand, and we feel that the aggregate skill level has as a consequence risen unnecessarily. We cannot maintain our standards unless we find someone that is profoundly shit at SC2.



On December 01 2011 19:46 GnuPastaRIAW wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 01 2011 19:42 DavidMcF wrote:
This is fantastic, can't wait to see you guys in GSTL


We're not going to GSTL. Koreans expand too much. We are however in the planning stages of representation in MLG in 2012. Not because we want to, but because - and I say this with only the best intentions - the general level of play in MLG is disappointing and we are needed there.

Please show your support for Team RIAW by broadcasting our call for applicants for team membership.

Remember, if your grandmother is free Saturday night, you still have a couple of days to buy her a copy of SC2 and show her how a mouse works. Or your cactus.


i lol'd so hard!!!! well played Sir!!!:D best of luck to ya all! will defo keep an eye on this team. Please stream it so i can support you guys^^
is 2017, stop being lame, fuck's sakes. 'Can't wait for the rise of the cakes and humanity's last stand tbqh.'
BurningSera
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Ireland19621 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-12-03 20:33:59
December 03 2011 20:33 GMT
#106
omg i read though the pages and i am dying from laughing here XD this thread is pure GOLD.

i may actually get my dad to play if he is up to this crazy sh!t....XD

can TL features your stream??XD
is 2017, stop being lame, fuck's sakes. 'Can't wait for the rise of the cakes and humanity's last stand tbqh.'
skullRIAW
Profile Joined June 2011
Norway23 Posts
December 03 2011 20:43 GMT
#107
come now, itw awsomely bad
If it moves, it will probably kill me
AIOL!
Profile Joined January 2011
France962 Posts
December 03 2011 20:50 GMT
#108
I think there's not that many ppl in bronze league, and i don't think they know TL
Stephano!!!!!!/Nerchio/Mana/Hasuobs/Grubby/Kas/Tarson/Sarens/Goody/BeastyCury
skullRIAW
Profile Joined June 2011
Norway23 Posts
December 03 2011 20:57 GMT
#109
got to spam this sorry this is awsome, http://www.twitch.tv/GnuPastaRIAW
If it moves, it will probably kill me
skullRIAW
Profile Joined June 2011
Norway23 Posts
December 03 2011 21:53 GMT
#110
ok i loose to the recruits
i think we failed in our choises
If it moves, it will probably kill me
Allenzo
Profile Joined May 2011
Canada6 Posts
December 04 2011 00:29 GMT
#111
Total Biscuit should sign up for this ^^
"Fear is an illusion"
FlamingTurd
Profile Joined April 2010
United States1059 Posts
December 04 2011 00:39 GMT
#112
I lol'd so much when reading the OP :-)
Nerf MMMT!!! Liquid`Ret Hwaiting!!!
GnuPastaRIAW
Profile Joined October 2010
Denmark24 Posts
December 04 2011 10:33 GMT
#113
The Team RIAW Department of Comunications and Fried Chipmunk Eradication wishes to congratulate all participants at the team's first ever tryouts on the abysmal standards of play exhibited last evening.

Notable highlights:

  • IronsideRIAW continues to develop his cannon rush into hesitant proxy cybercore opener vs. Zerg
  • Two candidates both massed spine crawlers on metalopolis
  • We fully expect Kongkasper's standard evo chamber before pool to catch on at the highest levels
  • For once, it was a Zerg fast expanding to the island in Scrap Station


As an outcome of the tryouts, Team RIAW announces the acquisition of the player Kongkasper since he has promised to hit less injects.

We have the following photo on archive of Kongkasper, from his run in the FIFA SC2 World Cup in the Falkland Islands when he beat Greg Fields and then locked arms with him in a show of solidarity between people who just can't play well:

[image loading]

Participants have been awarded with The Indie Humble Bundle as consolation prixes (consolation for sucking, that is).
Hello, world!
Infernux
Profile Blog Joined August 2011
Norway84 Posts
December 04 2011 13:44 GMT
#114
Greetings fair gentlemen... or well, fair something.

My name is ... well, my nick actually, is Infernux, and I hail from the icy norths of Norway, where I'm currently enrolled in the army. Fun. That's me. I'm EU, you're EU. You're old, I'm not that old, but hey, I'm pretty cleverly bad mannered. I also suck. I'm gold as protoss, probably dishwashing league as anything else. I'd love to tryout or wait for your praised academy-team to make it's impact!
Also enclosed in this rather short and sucky application (as I feel is needed) is a video of my early career as a BM-player. This is from a final in a tourney (which I lost, due to a roach-all-in and then forfeiting because I suck).


I would like to thank all of you for providing TL.net with the most entertaining recruitement thread so far,

peace.
I <3 myself.
theBALLS
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
Singapore2935 Posts
December 04 2011 14:09 GMT
#115
I watched your stream. Omg you guys are so fucking shit at this game.

Awesome stuff.
If you lose the stick, you'll always have theBALLS.
shinarit
Profile Joined May 2010
Hungary900 Posts
December 04 2011 14:31 GMT
#116
Wait, i dont use any bo and im still in silver. and im not clever with bming
T for BoxeR, Z for IdrA, P because i have no self-respect
101.blubb
Profile Joined August 2011
Germany38 Posts
December 04 2011 14:56 GMT
#117
i couldnt stop laughing because of the OP. you guys certainly delivered in terms of entertainment :>
GadaGongRIAW
Profile Joined December 2011
Nigeria3 Posts
December 04 2011 17:57 GMT
#118
On December 04 2011 23:09 theBALLS wrote:
I watched your stream. Omg you guys are so fucking shit at this game.

Awesome stuff.


We did provide amble warning of our complete lack of skill and ability! Our BM and drinking skills are improving continously.
I fail You win
isleyofthenorth
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Austria894 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-12-05 01:00:51
December 05 2011 01:00 GMT
#119
sadly im probably way too young(19) and skilled for you guys. only criteria i match being BM as fuck and being a massive trashtalker
SoniC_eu
Profile Joined April 2011
Denmark1008 Posts
December 06 2011 07:24 GMT
#120
On December 05 2011 10:00 isleyofthenorth wrote:
sadly im probably way too young(19) and skilled for you guys. only criteria i match being BM as fuck and being a massive trashtalker


I knew I recognized u from somewhere! Rageissues?
In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure. http://da.twitch.tv/sonic_eu
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