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Psychobabas
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
2531 Posts
December 02 2011 03:05 GMT
#81
Over 30: in 1 month
EU server: YES
Bad Mannered: YES
Bronze: no...

can you make an exception
GnuPastaRIAW
Profile Joined October 2010
Denmark24 Posts
December 02 2011 08:17 GMT
#82
On December 02 2011 10:12 Special Endrey wrote:
I approve of this team. Srsly - GNU is awesome


If you're in the mood for it, you're welcome to drunk cast our tryouts on the condition that you promise to bad-mouth the RIAW'ers as well as the candidates trying out.
Hello, world!
Mrvoodoochild1
Profile Joined June 2011
United States1439 Posts
December 02 2011 08:26 GMT
#83
This might be the greatest thing I have ever seen. I am not 30 yet, nor am I bronze or on the EU server. But my BM rivals idra. Would you consider opening up an NA division for young arrogant punks under 21 that are diamond and above that just BM/troll people with cheesy builds?
"let your freak flag fly"
Eviscerador
Profile Joined October 2011
Spain286 Posts
December 02 2011 08:54 GMT
#84
On December 01 2011 22:45 Kamikiri wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 01 2011 22:42 Jurassic wrote:
On December 01 2011 20:36 Xova wrote:
Seems like a bunch childish, over-aged guys trying to be funny to me...


Show me one person on this forum who is not an over-aged child. You cant because we all are. ^^


You sir have just said one of the most inaccurate comments I have ever seen in my life on this forums. Maybe you should join this team, good luck! I will be rooting for you.

Negation is the first step in the road to dissapointment...

I'm afraid I learnt how to expand some months ago, so I can't fill your form. I'm sad because I'm 30, BM when losing and play under intoxication quite often.

But you have all my support (and my wife's too!!, we think you are awsm!)
A victorious warrior wins first, then goes to war. A defeated warrior goes to war and then seeks to win.
GadaGongRIAW
Profile Joined December 2011
Nigeria3 Posts
December 02 2011 10:25 GMT
#85
On December 02 2011 17:54 Eviscerador wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 01 2011 22:45 Kamikiri wrote:
On December 01 2011 22:42 Jurassic wrote:
On December 01 2011 20:36 Xova wrote:
Seems like a bunch childish, over-aged guys trying to be funny to me...


Show me one person on this forum who is not an over-aged child. You cant because we all are. ^^


You sir have just said one of the most inaccurate comments I have ever seen in my life on this forums. Maybe you should join this team, good luck! I will be rooting for you.

Negation is the first step in the road to dissapointment...

I'm afraid I learnt how to expand some months ago, so I can't fill your form. I'm sad because I'm 30, BM when losing and play under intoxication quite often.

But you have all my support (and my wife's too!!, we think you are awsm!)


You are way out of our league, unless your expansion are populated by idle workers
I fail You win
skullRIAW
Profile Joined June 2011
Norway23 Posts
December 02 2011 10:36 GMT
#86
forgetting to make workers in expansion as well as not transferring workers from main also qualify. Eviscerador, don't be too hard on yourself. You had us on the intoxication and wife.
If it moves, it will probably kill me
TOCHMY
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
Sweden1692 Posts
December 02 2011 10:41 GMT
#87
I might forward this thread to my dad, if u are willing to take a 50 year old bitter fella. His BM style tho is quite lame, writing LOL when he wins.
Yoona <3 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Look! It's Totoro! ☉.☉☂
Steveling
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
Greece10806 Posts
December 02 2011 10:44 GMT
#88
I made a twitter acc just to spam day9 for this.
My dick has shrunk to the point where it looks like I have 3 balls.
GnuPastaRIAW
Profile Joined October 2010
Denmark24 Posts
December 02 2011 10:46 GMT
#89
On December 02 2011 19:41 TOCHMY wrote:
I might forward this thread to my dad, if u are willing to take a 50 year old bitter fella. His BM style tho is quite lame, writing LOL when he wins.


That sounds like GadagongRIAW. Our BM is also a bit subpar, but we do try. Get the old geezer to apply if he's bronze EU.
Hello, world!
Eatme
Profile Blog Joined June 2003
Switzerland3919 Posts
December 02 2011 11:06 GMT
#90
30 plus but sadly above bronze and since i play with a cane, monocle and top hat I am sadly too mannered to apply aswell.
But I have to admit that I miss the classic NTT style of BM that I hope you guys can provide instead of the Idra style "worse at BM than X17" that the youth of today bring to the table.
I have the best fucking lawyers in the country including the man they call the Malmis.
GnuPastaRIAW
Profile Joined October 2010
Denmark24 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-12-02 19:28:41
December 02 2011 19:26 GMT
#91
For the last 24 hours, the solid wooden gates of Fortress RIAW have been assaulted relentlessly by hordes of self-professed Terribads clamoring for a chance to prove their lack of worth such that they may join Team RIAW. The RIAW Department for Community Demographics and Hungarian Folk Music reports that the actual amount of people fulfilling all criteria is close to zero, but that a lot of people ALMOST match our criteria.

So we have decided to relax the criteria for candidacy a little. Instead of being requirements, the following are now GUIDELINES:

  • Age is over 30. If you are over 60 we might secretly consider that a plus.
  • You must already be in Bronze League. you must also demonstrably have very little chance of getting out of Bronze League.
  • You must be rude to opponents. Not idra or deezer rude. Creatively and confusingly rude.
  • Obviously, you must be on the EU server


The way this works is, if you're too young, you might be able to compensate by being so profoundly shit at this game that you deserve a statue on Metalopolis. Or if you're old enough but in silver, switch to your weakest race and have a bit of beer. If you can't be rude, give us your mom's telephone number and we'll fix that real quick.

If you have already posted expressing interest, then your marble inventory is likely to be a little short. This is positive. Please edit your post with character code so I can find you on bnet.

For the time being, we cannot bend on the fact that you must be on EU. Maybe in 2012.

The process remains as in the original post, leave a comment in here with nick and character code, or leave it on the event page on Team RIAW's website: http://www.team-riaw.org/team_riaw_scrub_tryouts

Time and date remain as-is, tomorrow the 3rd of December 1963, 2100 CET.
Hello, world!
skullRIAW
Profile Joined June 2011
Norway23 Posts
December 03 2011 01:16 GMT
#92
Ok, I have news for you. Not only will we suck but the music. Tell you what, we will whisk you back to the past. 80's and 90's
If it moves, it will probably kill me
skullRIAW
Profile Joined June 2011
Norway23 Posts
December 03 2011 01:25 GMT
#93
get up, dance!
If it moves, it will probably kill me
Jonoman92
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
United States9110 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-12-03 01:28:44
December 03 2011 01:28 GMT
#94
I'm bad mannered. Only requirement I meet though. DAMN!

w/e f u noobs (see how well I'd fit in!)
TechnicalBuddha
Profile Joined December 2011
United States8 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-12-03 06:59:59
December 03 2011 06:56 GMT
#95
Long time lurker, first time poster. Registered just to contribute to this awesome endeavor.

Here is my BM, with <3:

+ Show Spoiler +
Go throw yourselves under a lima bean, you sorry excuses for geriatric shit factories !


Unfortunately, only requirement I meet.

Can't wait to see how this develops !
Your success in life is only limited by your own ambition.
GnuPastaRIAW
Profile Joined October 2010
Denmark24 Posts
December 03 2011 10:15 GMT
#96
As zero hour approaches, we have scientifically derived the tryout format.

Each candidate will play 3 games, each against a different current RIAW member (skullRIAW, GadagongRIAW, GnuPastaRIAW). During each game, the other two members will give scores out of ten for the candidate. After the 3 games, the candidate's final score will be the average of all six ratings (two ratings per game).

The candidate with the highest score at the end of the tryouts gains membership in Team RIAW. We do not have a specific set of points to assign and deduct, but scoring factors are obvious and points will be awarded of course at the discretion of the judges for things like failure to scout or expand, scouting mass marine and responding with mass phoenix, accidental destruction of own in-game assets, etc.

The map pool will be composed of the exact same maps as MLG. The reason for this is of course that dgbwskhebvahdksxfbvhaksfvhsv. So we're using the MLG map pool. That is, we're using these maps:

  • Jungle Basin
  • Steppes of War
  • Novice Metalopolis
  • Scrap Station
  • Slag Pits


You the candidate do not get to choose which map we play on. That choice is carried out scientifically by the RIAW opponents using a very precise method involving extraction of the scientifically selected map of choice from the precision molded butt. Science.
Hello, world!
GnuPastaRIAW
Profile Joined October 2010
Denmark24 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-12-03 13:45:01
December 03 2011 13:42 GMT
#97
We realise the excitement is at a fever pitch and apologise if our promotional intermission screen mockup which we provide a sneak preview of here gets you even more worked up.

All credit and thanks to the Team RIAW Advanced Graphical Production and Firefighting Department. We are happy to note that our graphical prowess matches our SC2 skill!

[image loading]
Hello, world!
skullRIAW
Profile Joined June 2011
Norway23 Posts
December 03 2011 19:03 GMT
#98
Ok we are on in 1 hour. If you are sitting on the fence, stop it. Its stupid. Grab a beer and join us, or have a peek at our channel where its all happening.
If it moves, it will probably kill me
GnuPastaRIAW
Profile Joined October 2010
Denmark24 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-12-03 19:05:57
December 03 2011 19:05 GMT
#99
Applicants in the "RIAW scrubs" channel on EU server around 2100 CET. Stream will come up around the same time at http://www.twitch.tv/gnupastariaw . BL DHF!
Hello, world!
TERRANLOL
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
United States626 Posts
December 03 2011 19:08 GMT
#100
hi i'm 20 years old and master league NA server
can I tryout? i'll be respectful i promise!!
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