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What's the craziest dreams you've had about starcraft? Ever been raped by an Ultra, gotten clamydia off an Infestor. If so, please do share.
I'll list a few of the ones I remember:
* This one goes back, way back, maybe 10+ years ago, maybe more. When I first got addicted to STarcraft, my life changed dramaticly, since it felt as an orgasm every second of playing it, so would play it 24/7. then I started dreaming about it more and more, then suddenly I'd start to have nightmares. I'd dream of incoming Wraiths, with cloak, id wake up, look at my TV. And I'm sure I saw the stealth animation flow across the screen.
* Off to recent times, I had just watched some Select games, found out about his ridiculously high apm, got really impressed. Always respected and had a lot of respect for the best gamers, what they are capable off. And he said he used to play the Piano, didn't get tired or ruined his hands, he could just comfortably lay at stupid amounts of apm, like 400-500 nonstop.
Then that night... Fucking hell man, not sure if I should call it a nightmare or a really pleasent dream, guess that depends a lot on what kind of person you are. It started out awesome, like I was hovering, invisible, watching Select play, and I was kinda "following his day around". But then, weird situations would arise, how he'd use his godlike apm for other, irl things.
Like making breakfast, whipping eggs, at stupid speed. He'd sneak off to the bathroom after gaming, to have a quick wank. Just ejaculating in 4,7 seconds, and be done. Forget his bank code, only 4 digits, np, he'd just let his apm go at it, and crack any possible combinations in a few minuts.
Very disturbing, even worse that I woke with a morning bread.
Okay, so there you have it. Would be cool to hear your starcraft dreams =]
brb, some cool fighting going on mma thingy yay
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you had a dream about select wanking and you thought it was a good idea to tell everyone?
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I had a dream where i was watching the day9 daily and it was on how to 100% win with zerg, then he opened up a game with a terran. Then Idra walked in and said "you lost your self respect"
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I had a dream about Select too...
He had a pet monkey named Monkey. Me, him, and Monkey were climbing trees for a little bit, that's it.
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Haha wow your dreams about starcraft are pretty sexually charged. Or at least the way you describe them lol.
The only SC2 dream ive ever had had to do with people cheating on ladder. For me it was the game starting and me setting up my workers to mine, the rally on my CC and typical spamming. Suddenly the opponent starts to verbally harass me with personal topics which I thought to myself "how the fuck does he know this shit?" Then seconds later he comes with cloaked banshees before my first supply depot even goes down. Then he goes "Go ahead and report me bitch." Pretty silly dream now that I think about it.
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I had a dream that there were minerals and vespene gas in everyone's backyards, and we all had the means to produce our own armies... I rode into battle atop a Carrier... That shit was epic.
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I had a dream that Cruncher won MLG vs Idra in the finals
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Fucked a baneling and watched my dick evaporate through the see-through sack.
Yep, I dream fucked up shit.
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all your dreams are disturbing me... :/ i thought i could see some funny dreams here >.<
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Dreamt that there was still a loser bracket in some tournament i was knocked out in.
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Well, read some i wish i hadn't.
It may bring less interesting to the table, but i think this thread needs a little more normal than interesting xD -
I picked up a bowling ball that was blue, and when i was about to toss it it turned green and when it started rolling it turned into a baneling and evaporated all the pins... i don't ever bowl, so it was a little weird, but atleast they were bowling pins... instead of other things
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On September 11 2011 12:50 TitleRug wrote:
I had a dream that Cruncher won MLG vs Idra in the finals
lol
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I remember having a dream that I won a game as Terran building ONLY hellions. Idk, it was weird. I don't even play terran =/
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Owh, hate the dreams where you've been losing all day, all kinds of cheeses, all ins, and you're really struggling to keep your cool. Going to bed frustrated and upset, and when you enter dreamland you keep dreaming about getting 6pooled, proxied, cannon rushed and whatnot.s.
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I would be worried if I dreamed like the OP lol. I don't dream about Starcraft 2(to my knowledge) but I certainly think about it a lot before I manage to fall asleep.
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Ah, forgot to mention, I have some form of chronic sleeping disorder. So I wake up 15-20 times a night, and when I log my dreams I on average have 5-7 dreams that I remember every night and have for the last 10 years.
So I think i'm about average as far as the "perverted" dreams go, it's just that I love gaming so much, so there's nothing "normal" it's always a variation of my passions, which has often been SC, so when "nature" kicks in, and wants to give me some "sexy" dreams, it's always related or connected to a sc creature lol. Don't think I can controle it, and I appologize to Select and to anyone else who might have gotten offended, not my intention =] I walk on the path of light & justice xD
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I had a weird dream where I was watching jaedong play against some protoss. Then suddenly I was the one playing for some weird reason, and I died to DTs.
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I have dreamed that I was playing soccer with banelings and if we kicked the baneling too hard it would just burrow. I have also dreamed that Kerrigan was my boss and I had to follow her around taking notes about what she wanted to do with the swarm.
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One day I played a little too much SC2, and I had one of those half-waking dreams that there was an SCV building a base in my bed.
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